AWB Chapter 27 The Heartless Bastard
Chapter 27 The Heartless Bastard
Chu Yunchen was sitting in the bathtub, holding a duckling in his left and right hands, entertaining himself.
Duckling A: Mu Tiankuo, you unruly man!
Duckling B: I was wrong, I really know I was wrong...
Duckling A: How many times have I told you that you must go home before ten o'clock in the evening!Why did you fool around all night outside again last night!I don't even answer your phone calls!
Duckling B: I'm sorry, I didn't answer your call on purpose, I was already drunk... Please, forgive me... I'm willing to copy the house rules...
Duckling A: Why do you think that copying the house rules can make me forgive you!See there are no durians over there!Hurry up and kneel!
Duckling B: Okay, okay, I’m going to kneel down on the durian right away... Chenchen, don’t be angry, it’s not worth it if you get angry...and you still have our baby in your belly...
Duckling A: Thank you for remembering that I have a baby in my stomach!You heartless bastard!I was blind to agree to marry you!Give you a baby!I don't want to say anything now!Call the lawyer!I want to divorce you!immediately!
Duckling B: Chenchen... Please... don't abandon me... A child cannot live without a father... I would like to be your dog, licking and kissing you every day, please...
Duckling A: Get out!I'm sick of seeing you!
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"..."
In front of the bathroom door, Mu Tiankuo stopped in his tracks.
The mind-blowing dialogue even made him forget his anger, and just stood quietly, listening to the one-man show that Chu Yunchen wrote and acted himself.
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After half an hour of giggling, Chu Yunchen finally felt refreshed.
He dropped the duckling and was about to get out of the bathtub, but when he stepped out due to the weakness caused by over-soaking in the bath and stepping on a greasy thing that he threw casually half an hour ago——
"...Ahhh!"
Chu Yunchen, who lost his center of gravity, instantly transformed into a screaming chicken.
He's sure he's going to fall, on his back and—
Huh?
Why is my body no longer sliding while the ground is half a meter away from my face?
Chu Yunchen, whose brain's CPU was temporarily shut down, stayed for a full 2 minutes before realizing that he was caught by a strong arm that fell from the sky, avoiding the fate of his butt falling into the sky and falling into the sand!
"thanks……"
After saying "thank you" out of habit, Chu Yunchen raised his head——
"Why is that you!"
The scream blurted out.
Immediately afterwards, Chu Yunchen recalled it, and quickly pretended to be shy: "Mr. Mu...Thank you for saving me...but I'm not wearing any clothes now, can you..."
"Without clothes..."
The man looked at Chu Yunchen's back meaningfully: it was white, tender, smooth and delicate, like a fresh cream cake, and it was indeed exuding the aroma of rose chocolate.
"Mr. Mu..."
Chu Yunchen didn't dare to figure out the man's mind, so he hummed hypocritically.
Mu Tiankuo realized that his staring was a little too straightforward, he continued to support Chu Yunchen with one hand, took off the bath towel with the other hand, and covered Chu Yunchen: "I'll go out first, and you come out quickly."
"Thank you, Mr. Mu."
Chu Yunchen said flatteringly, and sent the man out of the bathroom.
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Drying is not a hassle, the trouble is--
While blowing his hair in front of the mirror, Chu Yunchen suddenly thought of a question: When did Mu Wangba enter the room!Did he hear what I said to the duckling in the bathtub!
In case he hears it all...
Chu Yunchen's heart fluttered for a while.
He suspected that he would be tied up into a big cocoon and hang upside down from the ceiling, with a mouth ball stuffed in his mouth, the man smiled coldly, and walked over with a whip in his hand—
Ah!
Chu Yunchen, who was frightened by his own imagination, screamed again.
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……
In the hall, Mu Tiankuo was waiting, when he heard the little cutie's scream, he raised his eyebrows again speechlessly.
——If you think about it with your toes, you know, his sunfish has started to think wildly again.
In order to reassure the mentally handicapped, he deliberately said loudly: "Don't worry, I didn't hear a single word you said in the bathtub, including but not limited to 'kneeling durian', 'having a baby', 'divorce' What."
The voice didn't fall--
Pfft!
Chu Sunfish Yunchen slid 30 meters on his knees and suddenly hugged Mu Tiankuo's leg, crying bitterly: "Mr. Mu, I know I was wrong!"
"You really know you're wrong?"
"Uh-huh."
Chu Yunchen nodded repeatedly.
Mu Tiankuo was moved by his small appearance, stretched out his hand, and stroked the boy's short hair that was not completely dry: "Call me 'Daddy', and I will forgive you!"
"dad……"
Chu Yunchen yelled reluctantly.
"Louder, I can't hear you."
Mu Tiankuo deliberately teased.
"father!"
Chu Yunchen shouted.
Mu Tiankuo took a breath of satisfaction, and said, "Hey, just scream a few more times, and Dad will send you pocket money."
"Really? Do you give some pocket money just for calling?"
Chu Yunchen beamed with joy.
Although Mu Tiankuo is an idiot, he is also a real boss with hundreds of billions of dollars. His pocket money must be——
A smile appeared on the youth's lips.
Mu Tiankuo realized that his family's mentally handicapped little idiot was starting to think beautifully again, so he nodded the nose of this little idiot who thought beautifully and grew even more beautifully, and said, "Three calls are enough."
"Thank you, Dad! Dad is indeed the best dad in the world! Dad! I've called out four times, can you give me pocket money?"
Chu Yunchen spoke without sincerity, looking at the man with moist deer-like eyes.
"..."
Mu Tiankuo gritted his teeth, resisting the impulse: "... Next month, Jiahua Food Company has an endorsement, here it is for you!"
"Is it just a food endorsement?"
Chu Yunchen realized that he had been cheated, and tears rolled in his eyes.
Mu Tiankuo was speechless, pinched Chu Yunchen's fat baby face, and said, "Little idiot, what I'm giving you is the endorsement of all products, not a single item, and it's not a leek-cut endorsement called a brand friend promotion ambassador!"
"……Really!"
Chu Yunchen has lived two lifetimes at least, and knows that although endorsement is two words, there are so many ways to do it.
Seeing his disbelief written on his face, Mu Tiankuo jokingly scratched his nose and said, "You call me 'Daddy', of course I want to love you well."
"Mr. Mu, can you stop adding 'love' after 'pain'..."
Chu Yunchen muttered softly.
The word made him think of something bad: "It sounds like between you and me..."
"I am a person with professional ethics, and I don't do things like self-defense."
Mu Tiankuo said hypocritically, and scratched the boy's nose again.
Chu Yunchen frowned, and said, "If you scrape further, your nose will be flattened by you."
"Okay, okay, stop scratching your nose."
Mu Tiankuo smiled slightly, and the corner of his lips brushed across the young man's forehead: "I heard there is a saying in the fan circle that there is a wife fan?"
"Well, wife fans usually refer to female fans who are as good to their idols as they are to their husbands. There are also some wife fans who dream of marrying their idols..."
After the explanation, the dull Chu Yunchen came back to his senses: "Mr. Mu, why did you suddenly ask this?"
The author has something to say:
Hehehe~ The mentally handicapped little fish has since embarked on a road of no return called "Daddy"~
As for the promise of "I will never guard against myself", I can only say - a man's mouth, a deceiving ghost~haha~
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 ball meow;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!