AWB Chapter 1
Chapter 1
"You're so good at playing games, why don't you have girls? I don't believe it! Hmph~"
The Mo family’s study room is very spacious. Three of the four walls are covered with wrought iron bookshelves. All kinds of books are arranged neatly on the bookshelves. In the middle of the room, there are two computers, one to the right of the previous one.
On the screen in front, the battle in the Summoner Canyon is going on like nothing to love, three catches two in the bottom lane, Lulu stands obediently beside Dazui, with a shake of her little hand, the big move is released again, and the blind monk on the opposite side kicks , kicked Dazui into the encirclement and took him away, then turned his head and knocked down Lulu's hammer. The difference between before and after was less than three seconds, and the two rushed to the street one after another.
On the right screen, on the Yunmao live broadcast interface, various barrages centered on "senior actors" are blurring the screen.
Facing the booing from the fans, Mo Jingshen smiled and bowed his hands silently to the camera, with the meaning of "thank you for the compliment".
Mo Jingshen, male, 23 years old, former chief jungler of LOL professional team MEO, now the first brother of Yunmao live broadcast game.
This person loves to play and make trouble. Apart from his excellent game skills, his favorite thing to do on weekdays is pet fans.To put it simply, it is to properly meet the various requests of fans.
If there are more fans, there will be more demands. What he is doing now is to help female fans catch cheating male votes.
The boyfriend is suspected of cheating, the female fan has no real hammer, and he is reluctant to break up, but he wants to continue, so he sent a private message on Weibo, asking his idol to help check it out. Mo Jingshen is obliged to do it himself. The soft and cute loli of the game, who calls herself "Mo Shasha", embarked on a journey of "sultry man" routine.
Shunli added the LOL friend of the female fan's boyfriend, Ruan Meng asked for a band, but the other party immediately asked him to go to the YY room to "chat in detail" on the grounds that the ranks were different and it was not good for duo.
Nowadays, cute girls with big dicks are all over the place. No one is interested in playing with a big guy who picks his feet. Most old drivers will have this concern. They call people to YY to voice them. If it is a fake girl, it is easy to pass through , if it's a real girl with a nice voice, then hehehe.
Mo Jingshen is not in vain for this small method of verifying his integrity, because his family's ancestral ventriloquism can perfectly change his voice without borrowing any external tools, and he can't be more stable in pretending to be a lolita!
The chat went smoothly, and the target person opened a small account to arrange a double row with the "Mo Shasha" girl. During this period, there were various hot chats and various temptations. After more than half an hour, the two quickly entered a fiery state.
After chatting for a while, Mo Jingshen was pretty sure that this guy was a scumbag. In order to make the female fans give up, he deliberately asked the other party whether he had a girlfriend.
Regarding the temptation of "Mo Shasha", the scumbag who was in the middle of teasing a girl didn't realize that it was a proposition. He only thought that this girl was interested in him and wanted to develop and develop, so he immediately said eagerly:
"No, I really don't! I want to have a girlfriend, and I've gone with her long ago. How can I have time to double row with you, right?"
Mo Jingshen said in his heart, if you have this awareness, why would you bother so much today?I don't know how the fan felt when he heard what his boyfriend said, so he calmly sent a private message to the female fan on Weibo: Did you hear it all?Do you want to continue?
The female fan sent several crying emojis in succession, and it took a long time to send a sentence: Brother Shen!I want to kill this bastard!While he is still breathing, you can play whatever you want!
This fan has been his die-hard fan since he was still playing professionally. He often came to watch the game. He has seen it several times. She is tall and fit. Even when she looks up, she will still be so fragile and sad when encountering relationship problems.
Mo Jingshen sighed softly, meeting a scumbag is not scary, the scary thing is not knowing how to let go.
In fact, this kind of problem, in his opinion, is worse than short-term pain for a long-term pain, and the sooner you see it clearly, the better.
This kind of person who doesn't take feelings seriously, but stares at the pot all day while eating from the bowl, is really disgusting!If you want to play, don't make promises!It's frank to find like-minded people to play with, and no one says anything, so what's the point of going around like this?
Wanwan slightly raised his eyebrows, Mo Jingshen was expressionless, but his voice was charming, and he continued to tease the scumbag with his loli voice:
"Hee hee, people have already seen it! I deliberately teased you~"
"Then can I have a look at your photo? You also know that even Mai's loli voice, eight out of ten are so beautiful~ beautiful, so beautiful that people feel faint...it's not real..."
In order to make a good impression in front of the cute girl, the scumbag deliberately avoids swearing, but how can it be so easy to change the habit?Often the words have been spoken to make up for it, and the result is that the more you try to lean in the direction of elegance, the more imitative and ugly you will be.
Mo Jingshen has been in the game industry for many years, and he is well versed in the routines of otaku flirting with girls, but this is the first time for him to be the "girl" being flirted with.
【Tsk, this feels fresh! 】
Just now, the other party's words turned quickly, and Mo Jingshen automatically added the second half of the sentence in his mind: ... eight out of ten are fucking cute girls with big dicks, and they are all very harmful!
Silently lighting the wax for the other party in his heart, shaking the ash in his hand, Mo Jingshen blew out a smoke ring.
According to the idea of chatting, asking for photos, asking for videos, making appointments, eating, and renting rooms, is this scumbag planning to enter the second step?
Enough impatient!A round of LOL is not over yet!
I don't know when that scumbag knows that his words and deeds are being broadcast live, and his real girlfriend is squatting in the live broadcast room at this moment, seeing his anxious appearance, will he regret it?
Thinking of this, a sneer appeared on the corner of Mo Jingshen's lips, causing the live broadcast room to be full of "evil smiles", "Tianliang Wang Po" and "lick lick lick" to swipe the screen, the depression in his heart was swept away, and the smile was put on his face again , the voice is even more charming:
"Oh! There are so many photos in my circle of friends, I don't know how to look at them? You have to ask this kind of question? It's really a good motorcycle~ You won't be fooled by others many times, right? Humph~ It turned out~ It hurts people's backs Pot roar?"
Obviously, whether it is admitting that he has been cheated, or questioning the gender of the girl, it is a bad idea. The scumbag knows the avoidance policy:
"Ahem, no more! It's just that many people have been cheated after reading the online news, and I feel scared! Besides, you haven't added me as a friend on WeChat yet! Of course I can't see your photos!"
"I hate it! Don't imitate others! They don't cheat money or sex, you big man, what the hell are you afraid of!"
"Sorry, sorry! How much is your WeChat account?"
"Oh, yes, wechat hasn't been added yet, is Lulu releasing an incense burner? Wechat is private for you~"
"Ding Dong"
Almost instantly, the friend request came.
Mo Jingshen silently agreed to the other party's friend application, feeling bad in his heart, with crooked eyebrows and smiling eyes, stayed in the spring water for a long time, and calmly took out the third incense burner.
The scumbag man didn't care about him, his mind was all on the "photo of the cute girl", he turned a blind eye to the hole he dug, and replied quite perfunctorily: "Of course! The incense burner Lulu is flying! Hurry up and pretend, I'll wait for you! Wow! Girl You look so good! It's a pity that you can only see the status of the last three days! There is only one!"
Looking at Dazui standing still beside him, knowing that the other party must be looking through his circle of friends at this time, Mo Jingshen rolled his eyes and set up a temporary situation. It is strange to display the last three days!Brother is serious about putting on wigs and makeup, and even took beautiful photos to post on Moments. Is he already very dedicated? !
How could he not mention it in his heart, Mo Jingshen's words quickly showed just the right amount of shyness and complacency:
"I haven't watched enough yet! Do you still want to play? Everyone has been scolded by his teammates~"
"I can never get enough of beauties! It's a pity that there are only photos. It would be great if there were videos! Come on! Follow me! Let's go!"
The scumbag complimented the "cute girl" and secretly poked and planned the next video, while manipulating Dazui to go down the road, without any intention of scolding anyone.
Bringing girls, especially this kind of soft girls who have just met, is the most taboo to confront others in a hot-blooded way, protecting the beautiful woman to get impression points, far from being vulgar and demeaning, he will not do this loss-making business!Just pretend you didn't see it, and it's easy to evade when you turn around.
"Crap! Big Mouth Lulu Damn! Don't come out of the old spring water! Fuck!"
"Damn! The elementary school students are on vacation, and there are all kinds of dogs!"
"West grass, Lulu, what a mess! The Three Incense Burner Cult! What a f*cking first encounter!"
……
Teammates have already turned on the crazy spray mode, how could Mo Jingshen, who is so focused on doing things, miss the opportunity?
Raising his eyebrows, Mo Jingshen was aggrieved in his voice delicately:
"Oh~ they scolded others~ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
At the same time, he quickly replied in the dialog box:
"I'm sorry~ I don't know much about this game, I rely on my friends to teach me~ He said people must bring an incense burner~ Crying"
As soon as the soft wavy line came out, the teammates fell silent.
Is there any rivalry with a rookie girl?shame!
So the object of spraying changed immediately:
"Hehe, these days, any rookie can have a sister!"
"I don't have that diamond, don't do porcelain work, girl, your friend is too good, my brother's friend, brother's big king! The next round will take you flying!"
"Ranking, big brother! Do you still want to fight or not? If you don't fight, just vote! Damn it! If you don't vote, you can't fight well! Bottom lane will tear down another tower!"
……
These two people have their own ghosts, and they don't vote for life and death. According to the rules, at least four of the five people must agree to make it. The teammates failed to vote several times, and the opponent was obviously not strong. It has been almost an hour now, and the teammate is afraid that he wants to eat people, so his tone is naturally spitting fire!
Before spraying people, the scumbag didn't seem to see it. It wasn't until his teammates started spraying him and digging "his" corners that he couldn't help it!
Mo Jingshen was contemptuous in his heart, and continued to sigh softly in his mouth: "Oh! Hurry up! The pawn line has been missed again!"
"Don't worry, I can't let them scold you!"
This time, the scumbag was righteous, and after replying in the dialog box, "She's a novice, I'm not familiar with it, sorry. Just leave it to the two of us for the next step." However, he suppressed a touch of complacency in his voice, pretending to be calm and said: "Closer One point! I will protect you!"
How could Mo Jingshen not notice that Mo Jingshen is a fine person?
At this time, the scumbag seems to be defending, but in fact he is silently throwing the blame. If he really doesn't understand anything, I'm afraid he will thank him for helping to explain!
Squinting his eyes slightly, Mo Jingshen felt even more upset.
But he didn't express anything, he just manipulated Lulu to obediently follow behind Dazui, and learned a few lines from Lulu from time to time, so cute that the scumbag didn't want it, and the live broadcast interface was full of "hahahahaha".
The author has something to say:
A few words at the beginning:
1. If you have any comments, you can leave a message and tell me~ If you don’t like it, please don’t force it, just leave quietly.
2. The update time, no accident (bold) is [-] o'clock in the evening.
3. The author is a handicapped party, so...you must forgive me if there is a problem with the game part~ Rub your hands.jpg
4、首发时间：2018-3-120:00.