zombie job

Chapter 43 Won't ask him [2 in 1]

Yin Taboo Ming has been a little worried recently.

The phaseless ghost is on the one hand, and on the other hand, Wu Jin seems to be too rigid.

Although he is a young man over 1000 years old, his thinking is even older than this old thing over 3000 years old.

How can this work?

And no matter how indulgent they are before marriage, it is impossible for them to have multiple children. This is an insurmountable physiological gap. Even if Wu Jin and Yin Yinming are extremely skilled, they can't come up with a gadget that carries the blood of the two of them. come out.

Of course, they don't need children either, they don't have that need and they don't have that kind of love.

Yin Tabooming's main concern is that Wu Jin wants to have a relationship after getting married, but they are so busy recently that they obviously don't have time to prepare for the wedding.

There is no time to prepare for the wedding, according to Wu Jin's "responsible" logic, it is impossible to have anything to do with him... Tsk.

"The zombie that Wu Jin encountered also had Shenxian Pill on his body. It seems that this thing is what we thought, and it has already infiltrated." The director frowned and sighed, "No wonder most zombies have better self-control than living corpses. Difference."

Yin Taboo, who was sitting next to the director, quickly calmed down and nodded.

He doesn't look like he's just wandering off, and he's superbly acted, and no one notices: "All zombies and living corpses living on the human side are to be investigated."

"But only investigating them, I'm afraid it will cause dissatisfaction." After all, the Bureau of Alien Administration is a human organization, and there have been many resistances caused by investigating zombies before.

The resistance did not use force, the main reason was that there was Yin Yinming sitting behind the Bureau of Different Administration, and those guys only dared to complain on their App of Bureau of Different Administration.

If the pressure is too tight, it will be troublesome for this group of people to resist with force.

After all, there are so many places in the country, Wu Jin and Yin Tabing can really take care of such a small area in time, when those people resist with force, the ones who get injured or even die are the employees of the Bureau of Abnormalities.

"I don't think you need to worry about this." Yin Yuming supported his chin with one hand, "After all, Shenxianwan will steal their own power, causing them to disappear in thin air."

"Those zombies don't care much about this." The director sighed.

This is the most troublesome thing, these zombies were either because of deep-seated obsessions, resentment, or human factors, they failed to die, and then survived in their current state.

A considerable number of zombies would rather die in false happiness than live in such a boring way.

"Have we paid too little attention to the level of non-human spiritual construction?" The director was lost in thought.

"I think it's okay." Yin Yuming turned on the phone casually, and opened the app that only non-humans can join, "You have even considered the blind date section, which is already very human."

The director sighed and continued to drink tea: "Mr. Yin, how is your relationship with Wu Jin recently?"

"Very good." But it couldn't go any further.

Yin Yinming also couldn't figure out where Wu Jin, a zombie, had such a deep sense of ritual.

After going back that day, Yin Taboo listened to Wu Jin explain what he saw, and had to say that it was indeed possible to happen.

And Yin Yinming couldn't accept Wu Jin becoming like that.

The problem is that after seeing that encounter, Wu Jin became more cautious, and usually kissed carefully without crossing the line.

Putting his hand on Yin Yuming's upper body neatly, tsk.

Bang, the cup in Yin Yinming's hand was crushed by him, and the chief who was drinking tea was startled.

He was sipping tea slowly, but he was frightened by the sound and took a big gulp, making himself shiver.

After recovering, the director looked at Yin Yinming suspiciously: "Mr. Yin, are you really okay?"

"No problem." Yin Yinming will not tell the director all this, just kidding, the director should let the director help him refer to the relationship problem?

Yin Yinming couldn't hold back that face.

Yin Yinming was with the director, while Wu Jin stayed on the fifth floor with other colleagues.

When Wu Jin first arrived, Lang Zheng ran over to care about Wu Jin's state and mood, and Qin Lulu looked at him with a dazed expression.

Qin Lulu was looking at Wu Jin, and Wu Jin was also looking at Qin Lulu: "Your hair has turned pink."

Yes, Qin Lulu's original long hair was cut into a doll's head, and by the way, it was dyed pink, which was very conspicuous.

The Bureau of Foreign Affairs does not have any grooming requirements, so it doesn't matter if they dye their hair and get tattoos.

"Yes." Qin Lulu touched her short hair, "Does it look good?"

"It doesn't look good." Wu Jin said sincerely, and after finishing speaking, he still stared at Qin Lulu's hair curiously, "I think you look better with black hair."

Qin Lulu was silent, she couldn't tell that Wu Jin still had a trace of straight male cancer... No, no, maybe it wasn't straight male cancer.

Most of the time, Wu Jin is the one who tells the truth. He may simply think that his hair color is not good-looking, and he has been staring at it probably because he finds it novel, after all, he has never seen it before.

Qin Lulu comforted herself. After comforting herself, she looked up at Wu Jin and found that Wu Jin's hair had turned blue.

Qin Lulu: ...

Wait, is she missing something: "You, your hair?"

"I can fix this myself." Wu Jin pointed to his head, "It's just like my clothes." Most of the time Wu Jin wouldn't wear the clothes he bought.

His clothes are all transformed by himself, and any style can be changed.

As Wu Jin spoke, he stretched out his arms, and the clothes on his body changed into the extremely flamboyant clothes that Bulling Bulling shines on.

Then the color of his pupils also changed, changing colorfully: "Look, it doesn't cost money."

Apart from being silent, Qin Lulu also noticed another problem.

Wu Jin's eyes were originally pure black, with no pupils visible, but after he changed his color, Qin Lulu found that it wasn't that he couldn't see pupils, but that Wu Jin had no pupils at all.

It's no wonder that Qin Lulu didn't notice that the physiological structure of zombies is different from that of humans. Generally, humans don't have pupils, so they can't see at all.

The same goes for pupil dilation.

Wu Jin is good-looking, but it's permeating after watching for a long time.

Yin Taboo, who just came down, saw the colorful lumps on Wu Jin's office seat, and fell into deep thought.

He stepped forward and found that the person was really Wu Jin, and couldn't help frowning: "Change back."

Wu Jin immediately returned to normal, and Qin Lulu breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, Yin Tabing pointed at Qin Lulu and said to Wu Jin, "Turn her back too."

Qin Lulu: ...

"I didn't do her head, she dyed it herself."

Yin Tabing was stunned for a moment, then turned around and stared at the hair on Qin Lulu's head for a while, suddenly said: "Indeed, it's uneven."

Qin Lulu: ...

"But your pink hair doesn't look as good as your black hair now." Yin Yinming repeated the same words as Wu Jin.

Seeing that Qin Lulu's expression was getting worse and worse, Wu Jin felt that it might be because Yin Yinming was too dumb to speak, which made Qin Lulu feel uncomfortable, so he added: "But it's really conspicuous, I feel like I won't be hit by a car at night."

"Thank you Wu Jin for your comfort, but you better stop talking." Qin Lulu wanted to cry but had no tears.

They don't have any work to do today, so they have a lot of free time.Even Lang Zheng has no mission.

However, there are very few people in the office, and everyone is mainly going to check for zombies and living corpses.And this type of task will generally not fall on a team like them when there are enough people.

And Lang Zheng was mainly punished again, after all, he was arrested by the police.

With all the magic weapons used up, there was no way to hide his identity, so he should have called the Alien Administration Bureau as soon as possible and asked the Alien Administration Bureau to send reinforcements instead of rushing up directly.

As a result, they fought with zombies in the vegetable market.

Fortunately, Lang Zheng still had the sense of propriety, and didn't directly take out the Ghost Slaying Knife to hit the zombie, otherwise the ghost knows how troublesome it will be in the future.

However, it is said that Lang Zheng was also gaining experience. He had really drawn a knife before, and was later arrested by the police for fighting with weapons.

Feelings are still a frequent visitor to the police station.

Lang Zheng looked at Wu Jin from time to time, mainly to see how Wu Jin was recovering.

After all, it was because of his bronze mirror that Wu Jin "died to death" last time.

According to Yin Tabing, Wu Jin was autistic at the time.

Usually Wu Jin can breathe and have a heartbeat, but as a zombie, not breathing does not affect Wu Jin's life.

Seeing that Wu Jin is living a pretty good life now, it seems that he has almost forgotten about that matter.

But Wu Jin and the others were not able to relax for long.

Because there is a problem with the white wolf.

White Wolf was handed over by the director to an old senior from the Bureau of Different Administrations to lead him. He started to solve some small problems, and taught White Wolf the principles of life by the way.

However, the white wolf is still a beast spirit, and although its strength is far behind Wu Jin and the others, it is still very powerful.

It is said that this time the white wolf cooperated with the old man to catch the ghost, but in the end they blew up his grave.

Of course, the tomb is not that of the ghost, but a tomb from 500 years ago.

White Wolf didn't do it on purpose either, because he didn't even know there was a tomb in that place.

As a result, with a bang, the tomb was blown up, and the coffin of the owner inside rolled out. It is said that there was a living corpse in the tomb, which was guarding the coffin, and that coffin belonged to the owner of the living corpse.

In the end, the white wolf was also confused, not knowing why he used his big move to blow up a coffin and a living corpse.

The senior was also dumbfounded, mainly because the white wolf almost blew up the top of the mountain, but fortunately there was no one around.

The living corpse was also stunned. It stayed in the tomb to accompany its master and protect its master's spirit, but with a bang, hey, the master is gone, and rolled down.

After being stunned, he became angry, and the living corpse fought the white wolf. The living corpse was very strong, and it was [-]-[-] with the white wolf.

Seeing that the white wolf couldn't be beaten to death, the living corpse pointed at the white wolf's nose and scolded his mother, asking him what to do now, this problem must be solved, and also ridiculed the white wolf's wickedness.

Bai Lang has just grown up, and his mind hasn't caught up, so he doesn't know how to be a villain at all. He just feels that he has done something bad, and he is inexplicably helpless.

And his task is not yet done.

So before that senior had time to report to the Bureau of Distinction, Bai Lang first called Wu Jin: "Dad! What should I do, woo woo woo."

The white wolf was crying, and there was a woman scolding in the background, so it was estimated that the living corpse was a woman.

Wu Jin originally planned to hang up the phone directly. He needed to let Bai Lang understand that he was not the other party's father and would not meddle in the other party's business.

As a result, before Wu Jin could hang up the phone, Bai Lang's cell phone was snatched by the living corpse.

Wu Jin couldn't quite hear what the living corpse said. After all, everyone was not from the same era. The living corpse lived in an era where Wu Jin was still sealed.

But this didn't prevent Wu Jin from hearing the irritable tone in the other party's tone, probably cursing.

This Wu Jin was not happy, and roared loudly over there, Wu Jin clicked his tongue: "I don't understand."

The other side couldn't understand what Wu Jin was saying, and the two of them actually quarreled over the incoherent language while they were talking.

And Yin Taboo, who has lived until now, felt a little helpless when he heard the content of their quarrel.

The living corpse probably meant: "Anyway, this white hair blew up the top of my master's mountain, do I have to give an explanation?" Of course, the living corpse didn't speak vernacular.

And Wu Jin immediately became angry: "You scolded me?!"

And the reaction of the living corpse was also: "Why are you talking so aggressively?! Did you scold me just now?" She also couldn't understand modern language.

Wu Jin snorted: "Are you still scolding?!"

The living corpse also became irritable: "Are you scolding again?!"

Then the two guys who didn't understand the language decided to fight.

"Do you know who I am? Do you know who you are talking to?" Wu Jin gritted his teeth.

"Come here if you have the ability, grandma, I'll knock out your teeth." The other end was not to be outdone.

After all, it takes time for language to evolve and form. The living corpse was a creature 500 years ago, and it didn't speak Mandarin at that time, which is even more different from modern Mandarin.

Wu Jin angrily hung up the phone.

On the other hand, Qin Lulu listened in a daze. She didn't know that Wu Jin couldn't understand at all: "So what did she say? Wu Jin, are you so angry?"

"I don't know." Wu Jin said confidently, "Anyway, she must be scolding me."

"Uh, almost." Yin Yin Ming nodded, after all, the two people couldn't communicate with each other later on, and the living corpse did scold him, but Wu Jin probably didn't know which sentence it started from.

However, the success of the two people's appointment when they couldn't understand what the other party said was also unexpected to Yin Tabing.

After the appointment, Wu Jin was angrily ready to kill him. He asked Bai Lang to turn on the location of his mobile phone, and prepared to teleport there bit by bit.

By the way, Yin Yinming was also drawn in.

And the living corpses at the other end did not let White Wolf and the senior from the Bureau of Abnormalities leave. She salvaged her master's coffin and laid it in front of them.

Although she couldn't understand the words of the two people in front of her, it didn't prevent her from stopping them.

Anyway, it was these two people who suddenly appeared, and then his mountain was blown up.

When Wu Jin was about to arrive, the living corpse froze for a moment.

She felt a strong sense of oppression, then she raised her head suddenly and saw Wu Jin.

The first reaction is that this existence is very dangerous, and she can't do anything to the opponent at all. Although she doesn't know why such an existence is here, she must withdraw.

"It's you bastard, right!" Wu Jin said.

And the moment he heard Wu Jin's voice, the living corpse understood who this person was, and forced himself to go up under the pressure A, and was beaten by Wu Jin.

The two began to scold at each other in a language barrier while beating each other.

Yin Yinming who was pulled over: "...stop."

No one paid any attention to him, and the two of them were still beating one another, and the other was being beaten, and the one who was beaten was still swearing and cursing, anyway, he couldn't lose with his mouth.

Yin Taboo had no choice but to step forward and pull the two people by the back of their necks to separate them.

"Father!" The bullied white wolf, who was at a loss and was crying, stepped forward and hugged Wu Jin as if he had found his backbone.

Then he looked at Yin Yinming: "Mom..."

Yin Yin Ming glanced at him coldly, and Bai Lang immediately changed his words: "Mom, Dad, you are so handsome."

Yin Taboo sighed, and after separating the two, he let go of Wu Jin, stretched out his hand and tapped the living corpse's brow.

"What are you doing?!" The living corpse was quite resistant, and after the words came out, she covered her mouth.Because she found that her words had changed in tone.

"Can you understand now?" Yin Yinming asked her.

"Who are you?!" The living corpse opened its eyes wide in surprise, looking at Yin Yinming, this ability is too terrifying.

"It's not important." Yin Yinming shook his head, "Tell me how to solve your master's problem now?"

"What master?" Wu Jin was out of state the whole time.

Yin Yinming pointed to the coffin: "The one lying inside is the owner of this living corpse girl, and the living corpse is for this owner to keep vigil."

"The one lying in this coffin?" Wu Jin tilted his head, "You mean that zombie?"

"What zombie?!" The zombie girl frowned, "My lady is not a zombie! You are a zombie! Your whole family is a zombie."

"I am." Wu Jin was taken aback, and then he pointed to the coffin, "But there is only one zombie inside, if it's not your master, who else?"

"She's still locked up and can't come out." Wu Jin said again, and after he finished speaking, he thought about it again: "Wait, did you just say that I am a zombie, are you trying to scold me?"

The living corpse didn't respond, she looked at the sarcophagus behind her in surprise: "No, how could it be?"

"Aren't you out of your mind?" Wu Jin said unceremoniously, "You are a living corpse, so you can't smell death?"

Obviously the living corpse was a little confused: "No, it shouldn't be. How could it be?"

She slapped open the sarcophagus with force, and then opened the wooden coffin inside. There was still a layer inside the wooden coffin.

Seeing so many layers of coffins, Wu Jin frowned: "Is this a rich man?" Ordinary people wouldn't be buried like this.

However, Wu Jin glanced at the hole that the white wolf blew up, and it didn't look like a place where rich people would be buried. There was only one tomb in such a small place.

After all the coffins were opened, the people inside were also exposed.

After so many years, the face has not changed at all, and the girl lying inside is only left and right, with a piece of yellow talisman paper stuck on her head.

The living corpse fell back in disbelief after seeing it. Wu Jin, who was closest to her, quickly dodged, and then leaned over to look: "Your young lady is pretty."

Yin Yin Ming keenly noticed something was wrong.

"White Wolf, why are you bombing around here?" Yin Yinming asked White Wolf.

You must know that the white wolf, as a beast spirit, also has a very strong perception of resentment and death. In the beginning, when this guy was a kid, he had bitten Wu Jin frequently, and gnawed Wu Jin's arm every day.

Sure enough, White Wolf responded: "There is a lot of resentment around here, I thought that ghost was hiding nearby."

At the same time as Bai Lang finished speaking, Wu Jin reached out and took off the talisman paper. After taking it off, he put it in his hand and looked at it: "This talisman paper feels very troublesome to draw."

At the same time he took off the talisman paper, the woman inside the coffin opened her eyes, the dark eyes were somewhat similar to Wu Jin's.

The woman stood up slowly, and after seeing Wu Jin, she let out an ah, and then covered her eyes.

"Huh?" Wu Jin was stunned, "Is she afraid of me?"

"Maybe it's because of the short sleeves you're wearing." Yin Yinming reminded him.

Wu Jin was wearing short sleeves and cropped trousers, and this zombie lady was obviously a lady of the family during her lifetime, so Wu Jin's attire was too revealing for this lady.

Yin Yin Ming stepped forward, and gave this young lady a nod between her eyebrows, just like what he did to the living corpse just now.

"Okay." After Yin Yuming finished all this, he sent a video call to Qin Lulu.

Qin Lulu connected at the speed of light: "Mr. Yin, is there any special situation?"

"Almost." Yin Yin Ming pointed the phone screen at the lady: "Tell her about the rules to be followed in modern society, and how to go to the Bureau of Foreign Affairs to register for household registration."

Qin Lulu: "..." She should have known that Mr. Yin just used her as a tool.

Yin Taboo Ming is not interested in these two who obviously have a story, but because of his duty, he must make the identities of these two legal, otherwise if they commit crimes later, it will be difficult to track them down.

Wu Jin also picked up the living corpse that fell on the ground, and put it on the side of the coffin for the two of them to look at together.

As a result, as soon as Wu Jin put the living corpse next to the young lady, the living corpse made a quick attack, not at Wu Jin, but at the young lady.

This sudden sudden attack made Wu Jin unable to react. After all, this living corpse has been guarding the spirit of the young lady for so many years, so it doesn't look like there is any deep hatred.

If you really hated this young lady, you would directly lift the coffin and burn the body.

Because he didn't expect this at all, the living corpse succeeded.

As soon as the zombie woke up, its head was smashed.

And Qin Lulu, who faced all this directly through the screen of her mobile phone: "...What the hell?!"

After the living corpse killed his young lady, the coffin was covered again.

"What are you doing?" Wu Jin really couldn't understand, because the expression on the face of the living corpse was distorted when he made the move just now, as if he was about to cry or not, and now after killing her young lady, she became even more distorted.

If it wasn't for the fact that a living corpse of her level couldn't shed tears, it would probably be blurred tears at this moment.

"Miss doesn't want to live." The living corpse said naturally.

"How do you know..." Wu Jin was about to speak, but was interrupted by Yin Yinming: "Indeed."

"Ordinary people also form zombies because of resentment, and the resentment comes from themselves. This process is still very painful."

"So for most zombies, living is very painful." Yin Yinming said this, and looked at the living corpse again, "Looking at her reaction, I guess her lady is quite aggrieved by her death."

After all, everyone is dead, and there is still a piece of talisman on its head. Judging from the expression of this living corpse, it is estimated that she was not there when her young lady was buried.I have never seen it with my own eyes.

so?Wu Jin seems to understand, he can't empathize with him, after all, although he himself is a zombie, he has no past at all.

He was condensed from other people's resentment, and those emotions will not affect Wu Jin, because Wu Jin can filter out those redundant emotions.

"This is also the reason why Shenxian Wan is so popular among zombies and living corpses. They don't necessarily know the harm, they just need to escape from reality." Yin Yinming saw a scar on the neck of the living corpse.

A scar that encircled her entire neck.

Yin Yinming just wanted to sigh, but Wu Jin grabbed the collar of the living corpse: "Can we use her to lure the thing who gave Shenxianwan? She is also quite powerful."

"It's not good." Yin Yinming pressed his eyebrows. The living corpse had just killed his own lady with his own hands. When he saw that the whole corpse was slumped, how could he help?

Furthermore, this is a bit too indecent, after all, the cemetery has just been blown up by the white wolf, and then because of Wu Jin's words, he finds out that his young lady has turned into a zombie.

Killing the zombie with tears, now Wu Jin wants to use her as bait, isn't that a bit too fucked up?

"Ah." Wu Jin who was told that he could not use this method was still a little depressed.

As a result, the living corpse held by Wu Jin cried out loudly, howling and cursing without tears.

Mainly scolding their lady's husband for not being a man. It is said that their lady became like this because of that man.

Wu Jin and the others don't know the specific situation, and it's not easy to judge too much.

Originally, Wu Jin just came over to make an appointment: "Otherwise, if you feel uncomfortable, we will put the coffin back in for you, and then you can go in to stay with your lady?"

"Wait." Yin Yuming interrupted again, she asked the living corpse: "What did you say about your lady's husband's name?"

"Qiu Wenting." The living corpse was still crying, and Yin Yinming's expression became ugly.

"What's wrong?" Wu Jin keenly sensed something was wrong.

"I finally know." Yin Taboming clicked his tongue, "This group of guys have betrayed almost everything they can."

Wu Jin understood: "Do you know Qiu Wenting?"

The living corpse, who was still crying just now, looked at Yin Yinming fiercely.

"I know." Yin Yin Ming nodded, and this Shenxian pill may also have a share of this Qiu Wenting.

Wu Jin was stunned, and then he looked at the living corpse caught by him: "Do you want to avenge your lady?"

"How to take revenge?" The little girl regained her energy in an instant.

The white wolf who was out of the whole situation didn't understand what was going on until Wu Jin came over and patted him on the head: "As expected of a beast spirit."

……

"Do all beast spirits have luck?" After hearing Yin Yinming's report, the director couldn't help but sigh.

"Strictly speaking, yes." Yin Yinming nodded, "And the white wolf's luck may be particularly good."

After all, the Jade Dragon Sword was only short of Bai Lang, but Bai Lang persisted.

And even though the mission was unsuccessful for the first time, a bigger fish was blown up. This luck is really not ordinary.

"As long as the living corpse is willing to help." The director exhaled, and then he felt something was wrong, "Mr. Yin, why are you here? Just make a phone call."

Normally Yin Tabing was with Wu Jin at this time, and usually sent messages or simply asked Qin Lulu and the others to make a summary.

Why do you want to come here?On the one hand, it was because of the living corpse, and on the other hand, it was because of Yin Yinming himself.

Yin Taboo sighed, he recalled Wu Jin's state throughout the day, he was no different from a child, he was a little helpless: "That's right, I have a friend, his partner must be married before he can get married with him." ... Cough, you understand."

"Oh." The director understood, "Wu Jin still has such old ideas?"

"It's not Wu Jin." Yin Tabing's face darkened.

"Oh, then the object of your friend still has such old thoughts?" The director changed his words.

The director took a sip of tea: "Then I think you can..."

Yin Yinming looked over with pity.

The director changed his words again: "I think your friend can try to seduce him."

"Forget it." Yin Yinming got up, "I knew it was useless to ask you."

Um?The chief had question marks all over his face.

After Yin Tabing went out, he took a look at his clothes.

I pulled it with my hands.

seduce?This is his knowledge blind spot, and it feels a bit complicated.

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