Chapter 23
Chapter 23
It's impossible for Baitang to be like Baitang, Chi Yu thought, his brother will go crazy, right?
"We used to greet each other like this when we met." Chi Yu was afraid that she would say something more shocking, so he quickly changed the subject, "Sister Wen, have you had breakfast? Zhu Xiao is good at cooking, can you make breakfast?" gone."
Zhuyou:? ? ?when?
Qianqian was affected by her teasing, and also cooperated, "I will too, how about I do it."
Cai Jingwen is not hungry, eating is not as fun as teasing my younger brother, "I'm not hungry, let's go, let's look around this house and see what's interesting."
This meant letting Chi Yu off for the time being, and Qianqian folded her hands together in embarrassment: I'm sorry Xiaochi.
Chi Yu took a deep look at her: It's okay, just get used to it.
Before the four of them could move, another voice came from the door. It was Chu Xiao, one of the few talented actors in the entertainment industry. He had won many foreign awards, including many domestic awards. His status was outstanding.
"Hello, Senior Chu."
"Hello, senior."
Only Cai Jingwen said, "Old Chu, long time no see, it's rare to see you in a variety show."
This time is indeed Zhao Yi's first variety show. Everyone guessed why he agreed to come to this show. The most guessed was that the salary was very high.
Chu Xiao calmly nodded to everyone as a greeting, his eyes softened on Chi Yu's body, and he even reached out to rub Chi Yu's head, "Long time no see Xiao Yu."
Chi Yu smiled, avoiding his hand without a trace, "Hello, senior."
Chi Yu had worked with Chu Xiao in a movie two years ago. He played the second male role and Chu Xiao was the first male lead. The two of them worked together happily, but they didn't have much communication except for filming and playing against each other.
Cai Jingwen, Chu Xiao, and Chi Yu all belong to the same company, and the company's three most popular artists are here.
These ones came quickly one by one, everyone decided not to visit, and wanted to wait for other people to come before going. Within 10 minutes, they arrived one after another. The last one that Ke Tian and Ling Yu arrived was Liu Kai. Cai Jingwen came in and said bluntly: "Liu Kai, you live too far away? Why did you arrive so late, are you tired?"
Liu Kai confidently showed what he thought was the most handsome smile, "Sorry, the traffic jam on the road is late, everyone has been waiting for a long time." What he thought in his heart was, dead woman, wait for me.
Cai Jingwen rolled her eyes and ignored him, "Let's go and have a look, where you live, you can arrange it freely."
Chi Yu and Ke Tian were biting a popsicle, and looked at each other: Awesome!
The program team is looking for a two-story villa with five rooms in total, three on the second floor and two on the first floor, including one and two double rooms on the first floor and second floor respectively. .
But they miscalculated one step, that is, there is Cai Jingwen here, she waved her small hand, "Qianqian and Ke Tian are both Betas, they live in one room, Chi Bao and Zhu You are Omega ones, as for you three A's... Old Chu should learn how to play games from Xiaoyu, otherwise you will definitely not be able to participate in the games we play these days."
Afraid that everyone would think he was a good guy, Cai Wenjing deliberately explained, "He doesn't even know how to play games at parties with us, just train him."
Of course Chu Xiao didn't mind, he smiled and said, "Okay."
Ling Yu also has no objection, so she and Liu Kai are left with a room each, and she and Chi Yuzhuyou are both O, so it is decided that the three of them will live on the first floor, and the others will live on the second floor, within 3 minutes. The housing issue has been resolved.
Program group: ………
Fortunately, there are no entanglements and open and secret battles between the guests in this part, and there are also highlights of Cai Wenjing's decisiveness and Chi Yu and Ke Tian's food and not caring about how to distribute it. Alas, forget it, who asked them to invite the Buddha.
Everyone was satisfied, except for Liu Kai, who didn't expect that all three Omega lived downstairs, so he would have no chance... But it's good to live in one room by himself, so he doesn't have to get in the way when he does anything.
Fortunately, he lived on the first floor, and Chi Yu couldn't help but rejoice that saluting is really a bit heavy, and it's really inconvenient for him to carry heavy objects in his current body.
Zhu You and Chi Yu entered the room, and they each packed their luggage. Chi Yu's luggage was collected by Aunt Hui. Brother Yi picked out the outfits for the past few days. Aunt Hui helped him tidy up. Only now did he find out when he opened it. In addition to clothes, there are several jars of candied plums in glass bottles, a box of washed strawberries, and a package of snack bags containing dried beef, dried squid, and various dried fruits.
Zhu You was dumbfounded at the side, "I said why it is so heavy, are you here to open a canteen?" Although it is a bit exaggerated, is it too sinful for an artist to carry so much food?
Chi Yu took out all the snacks, and smiled happily, "Do you want to eat it? This beef jerky is delicious, it's full of protein, you can eat some."
Of course, I can’t eat all of them by myself. A few cans of plums have to be put in the refrigerator, as are strawberries, and some other snacks are also put in the kitchen, so whoever wants to eat can take it.
Zhu You hung up all the clothes, looked at Chi Yu who was still squatting on the ground, "Do you want me to put it away for you?"
Chi Yu quickly said, "Okay, put these in the refrigerator, thank you."
Unknowingly, Zhu You became Chi Yu's scooter, running up and down, having fun.
An hour later, the director team summoned everyone to the living room, a dozen cameras and a few directors, Wu Yangyang sat across from the sofa in the living room.
Director: "Welcome everyone to the Bachelor House."
Chi Yu's seal applauded, and the others were either slow or didn't want to cooperate.
Director: ......... Do you dare to be more perfunctory?
"Here, everyone can release their nature and have fun. Surrounded by scenic spots and parks, they can arrange freely every day, but there is one thing that must come back for dinner and do it by themselves."
Cai Wenjing: "Director, are you deliberately trying to starve us to death so that we can cheat insurance?"
Director: ......... I'm sorry I didn't buy insurance for you.
Damn, this big bug!
Chi Yu pointed to the kitchen, "My family brought me snacks. Let's have a piece of beef jerky for dinner, shall we?" I told Cai Wenjing before that I was joking when I asked him to cook for Zhu Youhui. This kind of thing has to be fair. It is impossible for only one person to be responsible for it.
"Yeah, we don't know how to cook."
"Can't you order takeout?"
"Then we don't eat it, we can live on a cucumber anyway."
Even the aloof Ling Yu raised doubts, which shows that he really doesn't know how to cook.
The director said angrily: "No! This is the rule! Make it for me if you don't eat it! I won't teach you everything!"
The assistant director next to him quickly grabbed him, "The director calms down."
Cai Jingwen spread her hands, "Okay then, boiled vegetables, stir-fried vegetables and cold lettuce count as cooking, right?"
The director covered his chest with trembling hands, the assistant director patted him on the back meaningly, and the other staff covered their mouths and laughed. They all agreed that the current situation might change the variety show to "The Years I Was Mad by Guests" even more. Appropriate point.
Fortunately, the director still has some remaining professional ethics. He didn't roll up his sleeves to fight or throw his notebook and leave. He took three deep breaths and opened his eyes——
All the guests turned their backs to them mercilessly, whispering together, and vaguely heard words such as "noon", "eating outside", "sneaking away" and other blatant violations of the rules.
Director: Do you think I am deaf?
But what can I do, of course... I won't compromise.
In the end, the two parties "parted unhappy", and the other guests, under Cai Jingwen's instigation, thought again and again, and found that the only two of them who could cook could fry an egg and add instant noodles at most, and no more would do.
Then it's better to do the opposite, otherwise, if you agree to the arrangement of the director team now, you will regret it later if you really can't do it, and you will definitely not be allowed.
Chi Yu looked at whichever side he was speaking, and turned his head around for a few times until he became dizzy. He only had one word "um" left for everyone to say.
The director team is also discussing urgently, what can the guests do if they don't cooperate?In order to prevent them from really leaving home every day and only knowing that they go out to eat, how can they have the daily life of a single dog?
However, at this time, someone said something, "But we single dogs can only look for food outside..."
director:…………
The assistant director disagreed, "It's not true, some single people cook and eat at home by themselves. That scene is called a lonely one."
Everyone: Okay, we all know who it is.
With such a deep understanding, I almost forgot that their assistant director is also single.
We just finished discussing the countermeasure here, how to let the guests can only go out to play and not eat outside, they have to go back to the single hut to live in groups, and show the audience how people who live alone can socialize!
After all, everyone likes to be single now, and they don’t like to go out to socialize or fall in love, so the society has misunderstood single nobles, thinking that they have a miserable life, can’t cook and only know takeaway. The purpose of their program is: to find singles The beauty, let parents know that being single is not a sin!
Although these guests don't know how to cook, the original intention of their director team is to let them learn to cook. After the show is finished, they will learn at least one or two dishes, right?
But now this situation...
It was they who lost.
Careless.
But who wouldn't play tricks?
"Ahem!" The director pretended to be coughing vigorously, trying to attract the guests' attention, but the discussion was so exciting that no one cared about him.
Hey, he has a bad temper, "cough-cough-!!!!"
Chi Yu was kindly attracted by the loud noise, "Director, are you alright?"
Cai Jingwen looked at the director with a look of disgust, "It's okay, if you are sick, you can go to rest."
The director learned to ignore Cai Jingwen's bug and continued to follow the process, "Since everyone doesn't want to cook, our director team decided—"
Cai Jingwen's smug little eyes seemed to say: Look, victory belongs to the people!
Zhu You took a sneak peek at Chi Yu, and found that he was also looking forward with sparkling eyes, which is really cute, he thought.
Director: "Because everyone refuses to cooperate, please hand in your mobile phones first, and we will pay your living expenses for these three days." These days, everyone uses digital currency, so change your mobile phone to show you how to go out in style.
hiehehie.
Everyone: ……………?
We are indeed humans, but you are also real dogs!
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