AWB Chapter 1573 It was originally a good word
Chapter 1573 It was originally a good word
Lin Beibei was complaining about her boss being a hot-tempered jerk who yelled at the slightest provocation, lacking the reserved, calm demeanor of a leader within the system. It was no wonder she hadn't been able to get ahead in all these years, and so on. Suddenly, without warning, Fan Like burst into laughter...
The kind of laughter that makes you unable to straighten your back.
Everyone looked at him in unison, and Fang Shiyou was so considerate as to point his phone at him so that Shen Xi and the others could see more easily.
Shen Xi asked, "Old Fan, what are you laughing at?"
Lin Beibei glared at him: "Is what I said funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Fan Like gasped and shook his head, "No, no, I just remembered a joke on the Internet that can perfectly deal with what she just said."
"What joke?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Speak!" everyone ordered at the same time.
"Okay, this is what you want me to say, Sister Xi, but don't hit anyone anymore."
Shen Xi had a bad feeling.
Fan Like straightened up and said to Lin Beibei on the phone, "Every time your boss scolds you, think of it this way: his mouth is roaring, but his anus is also twitching excitedly..."
I rely on!
Shen Xi yelled, "Shut his mouth!"
Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan jumped up, pushed Fan Like down, and covered him with their hands. Gu Feifan was not very skilled as it was his first time, and his middle finger got into Fan Like's nostrils, nearly blocking him and making him faint.
Everyone fell into a strange silence, with only Fan Like struggling on the ground.
Nuha didn't really understand what the word "flower or not" meant. He wanted to speak, but Lou Linshan was smart and covered his mouth with her hand: "Shut up, don't talk."
Noah nodded violently in fear.
Mo Yanan blushed deeply and looked up at the ceiling, pretending that she hadn't heard anything.
I never thought in my life that she would be here discussing...chrysanthemums...with a bunch of men and women.
Are all of Xiaoxi's friends so indiscriminate? Why do you say anything?
The words are really rough, rougher than a grindstone, and unbearable to hear.
Fan Like really deserves to die. He dares to speak such nonsense in front of Cai Bao.
Sure enough, not a single beating was in vain.
Lou Linshan looked at Shen Xi's expression, quickly picked up her phone, and took a picture of Caibao. "Teacher, don't worry. Master is eating and didn't hear anything."
Sure enough, Gu Feifan had someone serve snacks just now. He grabbed his hands full of treasures and ate them with relish, as if... he didn't hear anything.
Shen Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
Caibao ate the soft, sweet millet steamed cake and white sugar cake, with a little cake powder on his chubby cheek. He grinned at Shen Xi, "Mom~~"
"Baby, eat, it's okay."
"Okay." Caibao responded loudly, took a big bite, and ate it very sweetly.
Shen Xi felt relieved. It seemed he hadn't heard anything. It seemed his disciple, Gu Feifan, had indeed kept the treasure. Fortunately, he had been careful enough to distract the treasure.
Caibao swallowed it all in one gulp, then smiled sweetly at Shen Xi: "Mom~~"
"What happened to Baoer?"
"What is a chrysanthemum?"
Shen Xi's expression changed immediately, and he yelled, "Drag Fan Like out and give him a beating. I'll take responsibility for it!"
"Okay, teacher." Fang Shiyou took action directly, dragged his boss out of the yard, and Gu Feifan was still professionally covering Fan Like's mouth. The two of them covered and dragged him away directly.
Shen Xi turned his head, rubbed his face, and tried to force a gentle and kind smile. He turned to Caibao and said, "Bao'er, those are dirty words. You can't listen to them or say them. Do you understand?"
Caibao tilted his head, not quite understanding: "Huahua is a swear word?"
How should Shen Xi explain to his daughter that chrysanthemum is not a swear word, it is just a simple flower with a good meaning. The ancients would often use it to write poems and all the words they created were good ones.
Unfortunately, it was born at the wrong time. The past is the past, and the present is the present. It has become...
Sigh... let's not talk about it.
"Children shouldn't learn such words, and you're a good kid, so you shouldn't learn them. Remember what your mother said, okay?"
Caibao's eyes rolled, he thought for a moment, and nodded, "Okay."
The incident happened suddenly, and Shen Xi really didn't want to cause any more trouble. He coaxed his daughter a few words, coaxed her to continue eating pastries, forgot about the word, and hung up the phone.
Here, Mo Yanan and Lin Beibei were still standing there like two wooden chickens.
It seems that the two inexperienced people are still shocked by Lao Fan.
Shen Xi cleared his throat. "Should we set off now? Beibei, don't you have a meeting?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Lin Beibei screamed over there, scaring Mo Yanan so much that her hands shook and her phone fell to the ground.
She quickly picked it up and said, "Beibei, what are you doing? You scared me."
"It's over, it's over. All I can think about now is his words about chrysanthemums..." Lin Beibei stamped her feet frantically, "How am I going to face my boss in the future?"
Originally, she was quite afraid of him, but now... she was not afraid of a ghost at all. From now on, every time he scolded her, she would think of Chrysanthemum...
No matter how terrible a leader is, he is not that scary anymore, and there is even a kind of disgusting funny thing about him.
Mo Yanan also sighed: "Do you think you are the only victim? How can I face my mother-in-law in the future?"
"Just imagine."
They... dared not think about it, the scene was too...
Mo Yanan covered her face and said, "Help me! I just imagined that scene and I can't stand it."
Lin Beibei screamed over there: "Xiaoxi, what kind of friend is that? Isn't his speech a bit too rough? My mind is full of a certain flower that's trying to move around... and it's a bald old man, ahhhhh! I'm going crazy."
Shen Xi didn't want to laugh, but sorry, she really couldn't help it and burst out laughing. The next second, Mo Yanan also broke down and laughed.
Then Lin Beibei over there also started laughing crazily.
The three of them laughed so hard.
Okay, a joke can ruin all the beauty.
Because it can be applied to everyone.
Lin Beibei panted as she said, "It's over. I can't stand seeing people lose their temper in front of me anymore."
Because whenever I see it, I think of chrysanthemums. What should I do?
Some things can be done but not said. If you say it...
Shen Xi laughed and said, "Even though he deserves a beating, just tell me if what he says is any use."
"It's so useful." Lin Beibei now thinks about the leader talking so excitedly, but she thinks about that...
Oh, how can we get along with this? She wanted to laugh. The more angry her boss was, the more she wanted to laugh. The grievance and frustration she felt at being scolded instantly dissipated. She was even looking forward to the next time her boss scolded her...
As for Mo Yanan, help her, her pretentious and upper-class mother-in-law. When Mo Yanan thought of the image of her mother-in-law, she felt sick.