AWB Chapter 21
Chapter 21
dumb look
i heard him coughing
I heard that too, it's so worrying
"I won't sing "Tears of Prayer" today, next time when Qixi comes, let's connect the wheat again." Emperor Yao said.
Public screen:
OK, waiting for you!
OK, waiting for you!
OK, waiting for you!
Emperor Yao only sang one song that night, and everyone could hear his cell phone ringing all the time, looking very busy.
He closed the mic and went to answer the phone for a while, then came back and said, "I have something to do, so I'll get off the phone first."
Public screen:
Emperor Yao held back!
Emperor Yao held back!
Emperor Yao held back!
"My roommate came back and I kicked him up to sing."
After a while, Shengsheng came online slowly: "Damn, what's the situation? I haven't opened my voice yet!"
Public screen:
2333 Distressed Boss
Good evening Boss!
Emperor Yao is gray~~
Emperor Yao is gray~~
"Emperor Yao has been very busy recently." Zhang Sheng explained, "Isn't he the chairman of the student union? Our school celebration is coming soon, and the leaders of the school are too lazy to do anything, so all the shit is on him. So~~ everyone, please forgive me. "
Public screen:
We will understand if you take a breath
We will understand if you take a breath
We will understand if you take a breath
Slow voice: "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, then I will satisfy everyone."
After a while, the music sounded, and the impassioned accompaniment hit everyone's eardrums, "56 nations, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are one family~"
After being dazed for five seconds, the public screen swiped frantically:
You big bastard!
You big bastard!
You big bastard!
……
Soon it was the weekend, and Pingxi was lying on the bed with a runny nose and had to listen to the fourth level of hearing. Cheng Zhe suddenly knocked on his bed board: "Hey, are you dead?"
"Toefl, not yet." Pingxi replied weakly.
"My birthday is two days away. I thought Ping Yulin would be free tonight, so I'll treat you in advance. If you can still walk, come together."
"What to eat?"
"New Year Cake Hot Pot."
Hearing this sentence, Pingxi turned over all of a sudden: "I'll go, I'll go."
After changing their shoes, the two first went to Ping Yulin's school to pick her up, and then took the subway together to a rice cake hotpot restaurant in Xinjiekou.
"Hello, how many people?" the waiter asked.
Pingxi compared a "three", Cheng Zhe corrected: "We are five."
"Okay, please come inside."
The waiter took them to a table for six.
Pingxi asked: "Who else?"
Cheng Zhe said while taking off his coat, "Zhang Sheng and Xu Chongyao."
Pingxi was stunned, and said silently: "Oh."
After a while, Zhang Sheng and Xu Chongyao came. When Ping Yulin saw Xu Chongyao, his eyes went straight, and he covered his face and screamed: "Fuck, you are so handsome, so handsome that I can't close my legs!"
Cheng Zhe was so angry that he kept cursing the Three Character Classic in his heart.
"Yo, my sister is so cute, what's her name?" Zhang Sheng deliberately made a wretched middle-aged strange appearance.
"Go aside!" Cheng Zhe quickly stood in front of Ping Yulin.
Unexpectedly, Ping Yulin's gaze seemed to be glued to Xu Chongyao's body, and he squeezed to sit beside him at the six-person table.
Cheng Zhe immediately pulled Xu Chongyao up and said, "I want to sit here!"
Xu Chongyao has no objection, it doesn't matter where he sits.
He stood up and walked to the opposite side, so that he happened to be sitting next to Pingxi.
The seat beside him sank slightly, and Pingxi's heart skipped a beat. He quietly raised his eyes to look at him. From this angle, he could just see his long eyelashes, tall nose bridge and thin lips. Xu Chongyao's profile was very Perfect, like a male model cut from a magazine, so sexy that people can't take their eyes off it.He didn't know why the word "sexy" suddenly popped into his mind. In short, it seemed that from the first time he met, he felt that this man was inherently sexy, no matter in appearance or voice.
I don't know if it's because of the fever, but Pingxi looked at the person in front of him, his beauty was like a dream, and he was a little dizzy.
Just as he was fascinated, Xu Chongyao, who was looking at the menu, suddenly glanced over. Pingxi was so scared that he quickly lowered his head, picked up the lemonade on the table and drank it vigorously.
"Pingxi, are you thirsty?" Cheng Zhe asked.
"Thirsty! Extremely thirsty!!!"
This scene was seen by Ping Yulin, and she couldn't help laughing. Judging from her years of experience in watching the corrupt circle, her cousin and this Xu Chongyao are really not an ordinary match!The cousin is the image of a soft and cute little shou, and Xu Chongyao is full of aggressiveness in every gesture. If he puts it in Nankeyimeng, it will definitely be a big offensive. Maybe he can attack Emperor Yao?
Ping Yulin, who was stuck in his own brain and couldn't extricate himself, showed a wretched smile until Ping Xi slapped his head: "Hey, what are you smirking, it's your turn to order."
"Oh, help me order, anyway, you know my preferences." Ping Yulin said impatiently.
"It's okay, miss, anyway, I've been serving you for many years." Ping Xi pouted, and said to the waiter, "Let's have another plate of bean curd sticks and crab meat."
"I knew you were the best for me." Ping Yulin blew a kiss to Ping Xi.
"Don't disgust me." Pingxi smiled.
Xu Chongyao raised his head, searched between the two of them with probing eyes for a moment, and said calmly, "You guys know each other very well?"
"Yes." Ping Yulin said. "We know each other well enough to see each other naked."
"Damn, you're still talking about the two-year-old thing!" Pingxi yelled.
Cheng Zhe's eyes lit up: "Xiao Linguang looks so slippery..."
Ping Yulin immediately gave him a shock: "No brainstorming, no brainstorming, no brainstorming!!"
Pingxi couldn't stand this pair of Huanxi lovers, shook his head, and quietly said to Xu Chongyao: "My cousin has always been very rowdy, don't take it for granted."
"Cousin...?" Xu Chongyao paused for a moment, said "oh", and didn't say anything else.
At this time, the waiter came over with another pair of bowls and chopsticks: "Hi sir, the bowls and chopsticks you want."
Pingxi took it: "Thank you!"
Zhang Sheng asked strangely, "Why do you want an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks?"
"He's caught a cold." Ping Yulin supported his head with one hand, biting a spoon in his mouth with the other, and turned on the complaint mode, "What about my cousin... he has been weak since he was a child, and there was a winter Go to the mountains with me to play, blow the wind all night and come back, I'm fine, but he was sick for a week."
"Damn it, hahaha, how weak it is." Zhang Sheng laughed unceremoniously.
"Another time, we went to play at my aunt's house in the country. You know the country, where bugs, cockroaches, and other frivolous things would be infested. That day we were sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV, and a caterpillar came from my cousin. Crawled on the back of his feet, he! He! He was so frightened that he cried."
Zhang Shengxiao collapsed on the seat, Pingxi was so angry that he just wanted to sew Ping Yulin's mouth shut.
"Shut up!" He stood up and made a gesture to pinch Ping Yulin's face.
"You go away!" Cheng Zhehu was eager, and stretched out his hand to push Pingxi's chest. In fact, he didn't use much force, but Pingxi was already weak from the fever, and he couldn't stand still after being pushed like this. He staggered and fell straight into Xu Chongyao's arms.
Dumbfounded, Pingxi quickly stood up from his embrace and apologized softly: "I'm sorry..."
"It's okay." Xu Chongyao's expression didn't fluctuate much, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Not long after he left, Ping Xi stood up: "I'm in a hurry to pee, and I have to go to the bathroom."
"Damn it, cousin, is it contagious for you boys to urinate like we girls come to auntie?" Ping Yulin teased.
Ping Xi rolled his eyes at her, and ran to the toilet.
Because of his poor sense of direction, he had to turn around in the store for a long time before he found the toilet.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xu Chongyao washing his hands.
He hesitated at the door for a while, walked to him slowly, and greeted him with a dry smile: "Oh, what a coincidence, you also come to the toilet!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I scolded myself in my heart-what kind of opening is this, it really sucks!
Xu Chongyao didn't seem to notice anything wrong, so he nodded cooperatively. "Um."
"Well... are you free later? I want to go to your dormitory to learn guitar."
"Not necessarily, I've been busy recently." Xu Chongyao said.
"...Oh...that's it..." Pingxi lowered his shoulders in frustration, "That's okay, anyway, I can learn anytime, if you are free, just call me?"
"it is good."
After that, Pingxi got stuck, standing in front of him and didn't know what to say, in this quiet gap, suddenly, a series of voices came out from Pingxi's belt: "Fenghua, Fenghua, Fengfengfengfengfenghuaxueyue , that is, I want to be with..."
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Chapter 20
Damn, dead squad leader, why did you send me a text message at this time!Or SMS bombing! !
Now it's all right, I'm ashamed and lost at home!
He quickly set the phone to silent, silently praying that Xu Chongyao didn't hear.
"What was it just now?" However, the other party obviously heard it.
Pingxi was extremely embarrassed, and said in a small voice: "This is... the recording of my male god..."
"...Do you use this as a text message ring?"
"Hmm..." Pingxi scratched her head embarrassingly, "Do you think I'm perverted?"
Xu Chongyao didn't answer this question, but just wiped his hands dry with paper, and said, "Go back to the table, the hot pot should be ready."
"Hey, you don't really think I'm a pervert, do you?" Seeing that his answer was ambiguous, Pingxi repeated it uneasy.
Xu Chongyao shook his head, "No."
"But your expression is obviously one of disbelief! I'm really not a pervert, I swear!"
"..." Xu Chongyao threw the paper into the wastebasket and walked out the door.