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"That guy must have a beautiful daughter. Otherwise, why would you suddenly find a man? In the past, you worked hard to find Qiao Rui because you fell in love with that guy who has two beautiful girls, Joe and Joe. Don't think we don't know who you are."
Xia Houzhe snorted angrily when he saw the crowd's hands crossed over their chests in extreme contempt.
"Fart! I'm looking for him because of this bullshit, and his position is not firm! It is very likely that he will open the city and surrender to Liu Bei because of the gold! So after finding him, either find an excuse to shut him up, or shoot him to death to prevent future troubles! "
Everyone suddenly realized, and remembered Yang Song's name in their hearts.
Under Xia Houzhe's arrangement, all the problems that plagued Cao Cao were resolved.
After finishing, Xia Houzhe also patted his buttocks, ready to get up.
"You guys play first, I'm going to Lanxiang to see the elementary school girl, so I won't stay with you old men to brag and fart."
After the voice fell, everyone's eyes lit up.
Lan Xiang accepts both men and women, as long as the qualifications are suitable and the tuition fees can be paid, anyone can come in.
So there are also many young and beautiful female students.
Xun Yu coughed lightly: "I may not have gone to class for a long time, bring me one!"
Guo Jia smiled wretchedly and said, "I'm going too! The third anniversary... There must be many girls. I'm just pure lust, not as high-sounding as Gou."
Even Cao Cao got up and followed Xia Houzhe's pace.
"Just in time, I'll take this opportunity to arrange for Zhongmou to enroll. Wait for me, I'll send someone to call him over!"
"After the visit is over, let's see how the air force training is going. If it works, then wait a few days for the autumn harvest to be over, and send troops to Xishu!"
A group of people walked towards Lan Xiang talking and laughing.
On the way, Sun Quan and Sun Shangxiang were brought over by the guards, ready to go to school together.
Today's Lanxiang Academy is full of flowers!
Cai Yong and a bunch of gentlemen transferred by the Imperial College are organizing the celebration party.
In the center of the academy, there were three or four hundred young and young girls with extraordinary bearing and a sense of bookishness standing in line.
Seeing Xia Houzhe and Cao Cao's team appear, they were immediately seen by Cai Yong and Cao Song.
"Hey! It's just in time, the celebration is just about to start."
"Son-in-law, you are really incompetent as the principal! It's not me, my father-in-law, who is talking about you!"
"Not only are you incompetent as the principal, but you are also incompetent as a husband. Just look at my Zhaoji's stomach, and she doesn't react at all!"
"I don't know if I can hold my grandson in my lifetime, alas...you should work harder tonight, don't let me come to your room to urge you to make dolls!"
As soon as they met, Cai Yong talked at length.
Whenever this happens, Xia Houzhe feels... this guy has been possessed by a ghost, but he still has his own consciousness behind him.
So every time I scold him, I always say...not me talking about you...
Even Cao Song stared and couldn't help but said, "Old Cai is right, how hard you worked! Look at Qing'er who just gave birth to a girl. How can this work? A boy must be arranged!"
The seniority of these two old men is too high, Xia Houzhe dare not refute a word, even Cao Cao hides aside, for fear of being affected.
After four, five, 10 minutes of chanting, the two finally gave up.
"Forget it, today is the college's anniversary celebration, so I'll just say a few words about you, young man with rat tail juice!"
"Besides, as the principal, you have to go up and speak today. You don't know that many girls miss you as the principal and want to see you!"
Cai Yong waved his hand impatiently, and kicked Xia Houzhe on the butt, kicking him onto the podium.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched. Fortunately, these two old men just said a few words in a 'simple' way. It would take a day and a night for this to be complicated?
Xia Houzhe sighed, rubbed his face and looked at the energetic young girls under the stage with a smile on his face.
With that extraordinary hearing, he vaguely heard many girls talking about his...handsome!
"Wow! This is our principal? Isn't he so handsome?"
A freshman girl covered her face and shouted excitedly.
The senior sister next to her sighed sadly.
"Three years... Do you know how we have lived these three years? Our juniors have been studying for three years, and we have only met the principal three times... Every time he gave a speech, he only heard one sentence! Sigh..."
The first-year school girl was stunned: "Just one sentence? Then this sentence must not be simple! With so many principals with billions of dollars, everything is reasonable!"
Seeing that the school girls are all nympho, the junior school sister curled her lips:
"Shit! Every time I hear him finish that sentence, we will be full of shadows, and it will take a year to heal!"
The freshman girl blinked and said in surprise.
"No way? You're so handsome...how can your words cast shadows on people?"
The junior students were all silent and let out a long sigh.
The next moment, Xia Houzhe let the freshman girls understand why.
I saw Xia Houzhe opened his voice and shouted: "Last year, the sophomore was responsible for the sanitation of the college. My principal has always been fair!"
"So this year, the sanitation of the college for one year will be cleaned by junior seniors! Alright, the speech is over, goodbye everyone!"
After finishing speaking, I showed a fair and just expression, and proudly walked off the podium.
Freshman girl: (°o°;) We seem to understand.
Junior senior: (-----____----) Why are we the ones who get hurt every time!
Chapter 986 Lanxiang Excavator Crash Course
"Hey! Everyone, what do you think of me as the principal? Isn't it very fair and just?"
"To be honest, being the principal is the model and role model for the students, but you must not favor any grade, and treat them equally!"
With a smile on his face and hands behind his back, Xia Houzhe looked up at the sky, waiting for everyone's compliments.
Seeing Xia Houzhe's inscrutable and shameless expression, the corners of Cai Yong, Cao Song and others' mouths twitched.
The two raised their heads and asked, "Son-in-law (grandson-in-law), have you... thought about a question?"
"Is it possible that this year's junior student is last year's sophomore student?"
Hearing this, Xia Houzhe frowned, as if realizing something, the expression on his face suddenly froze...
What you said... seems to be such a reason?
"The so-called wise man thinks a lot, and there is bound to be a mistake. Don't care about these details!"
Xia Houzhe swallowed, turned his head weakly, and saw more than 100 people in the third grade, all glaring at him as the principal.
Xia Houzhe smiled awkwardly, and ran away, shouting as he ran.
"The college is my home, and cleaning depends on everyone. I ask you juniors to clean up more, so I value you! Don't be ignorant!"
After leaving the academy, Cai Yong and others followed.
Only some masters of the Imperial College were left to preside over the overall situation there.
"By the way, Mr. Cai, I have an important matter to discuss with you."
Xia Houzhe stretched out his hand and hooked it, and sat on the curb with Cai Yong shoulder to shoulder.
Even Cao Cao, Cao Song, Guo Jia and his group squatted on the side of the road, smoking while watching the girls passing by, and commenting on them from time to time.
It looks like a bunch of idle bastards.
Cai Yong turned his head and glanced at him, and asked calmly: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart if you have something to say! With your kid's urinating nature, there must be nothing good to hold back a fart! Also... call my father-in-law, don't be too big or small of!"
Xia Houzhe lit a cigarette for the old father-in-law, and the other party smoked in satisfaction, with an expression on his face that considered you acquainted.
Xia Houzhe chuckled, and took out a copy of "Excavator User Manual" and a plaque of "Lanxiang Excavator Crash Training Course".
And stuffed these two things to Cai Yong.
Cai Yong was puzzled for a while, opened the manual in a daze, and then closed it in a daze.
"This is…"
Xia Houzhe flicked his backhand, and an excavator appeared in front of Cai Yong.
"This is called an excavator!"
Cai Yong stepped forward and touched the lump of iron: "What is the use of this excavator?"
Xia Houzhe patiently explained it to him, Cao Song and the others. When they knew the purpose of the excavator, they suddenly widened their eyes.
"Damn it! One shovel is more than one cubic meter of soil? This one is worth hundreds of people!"
"If you use it to dig soil for construction, how much manpower and material resources will be saved? Actually, you only need to burn some firewood? It's unbelievable...it's unbelievable!"
Everyone's eyes were filled with shock, and only Zhao Yundianwei smiled triumphantly with his hands folded.
After all, the two of them had driven excavators before, and compared with this group of people, they immediately had a sense of superiority.
"Hahaha! My lord, everyone Cai, you look like bumpkins! To be honest, this excavator can not only dig soil, but also demolish houses!"
Zhao Yun pointed to a three-storey old wooden house in the distance, and said with a smile.
"If manpower is used, it will take at least half a day for hundreds of people to demolish this house, but if it is an excavator...it will collapse within half an hour."
Hearing this, Cai Yong, Cao Cao and others gasped.
After Cai Yong was shocked, his face was full of suspicion.
"This is a three-story building! Can it be demolished in half an hour? Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"How can there be such a strong thing, I don't believe it!"
Looking at the excavator in front of him, Cai Yong didn't think it could be more powerful than more than 100 people.
The corner of Zhao Yun's mouth curled up, and after confirming that there was no one in the building, he resolutely climbed up to the excavator and started it.
In front of Cai Yong, the wooden house was brought down within a few minutes, causing a cloud of dust.
Seeing the collapsed wooden house, Cai Yong put away his contempt until now, and gave a thumbs up in shock.
"So... this excavator is really so good? After a long time, I have this fetish, and I am still worried about the slow construction? It doesn't exist!"
At this moment, Cai Yong couldn't help sighing in his heart.
I am really old, the times are changing too fast, have I ever seen such an awesome thing in my whole life?
How could a building be easily pushed if it was said to be pushed?
Just when he was shocked, Cao Song who was next to him seemed to have discovered something, couldn't help poking Cai Yong, and said gloatingly.
"Old Cai, that house just now... If I read correctly, it seems to be yours!"
Hearing this, the expression on Cai Yong's face suddenly froze, and he turned his head mechanically.
Taking a closer look at the ruins, I found that it was the small dilapidated building I lived in when I first came to Chenliu!
Sensing Cai Yong's murderous gaze, Zhao Yun smiled awkwardly, jumped off the excavator, and ran away!
Without a trace of remembrance!
Cai Yong chased after a few steps but couldn't catch up. He cursed for a long while out of breath, and then turned his head to look at Xia Houzhe.
"Hiss... son-in-law, what do you mean by this thing? Could it be that you..."
Xia Houzhe nodded: "You guessed right, what I mean... is to give a crash course in excavators at Lanxiang!"
"After all, the definition of Lan Xiang's students at the beginning is to govern the country and the world, not to fight wars! So it is definitely beneficial for them to learn excavators."
"After the Great Han is pacified, there will definitely be many places that have been dilapidated due to the war, and there will be many disaster areas to be rebuilt. Will it save a lot of trouble after having an excavator? What do you think... How about this idea?"
Cai Yong, Cao Song, Cao Cao and a group of counselors were silent.
How can they fail to see with their wisdom that this excavator is a great leap forward in the construction industry?
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is an artifact!
With it, in the future, whether it is digging ditches and repairing canals, or building roads and cities, you can get great convenience.
Both the country and the people are extremely beneficial. It can speed up the country's infrastructure construction and save a lot of expenses.
Unexpectedly, the other party actually used such artifacts to make contributions, instead of opening a excavator team to make money?
It's really high righteousness!
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