Sharpen the knife without accidentally cutting the vegetable bow [E-sports]

Chapter 117



Chapter 117

In Wanyuan Island, for the players of this game, this is just an ordinary Shura game. In the high-resource areas such as Huntian City and Yunwu Tiangong, as usual, the sound of swords and swords resounded, The battle was fierce, and everyone was vying for the title of the last Man of Destiny. Battles broke out in different places one after another, and then calmed down.

Players don't know that in such a sparse and ordinary game, ZMD, who just won the first place in the total points under the routine, was matched with them. The four starting players gathered here, almost reducing the dimension A blow-like existence.

It's just that the ZMD people didn't participate in the fierce battle for resources in the high-resource area, but fell between the mountains, fields, and fields like a paradise. At this moment, the four of them gathered in a quiet place like a picnic. There was a look of anticipation and excitement on their faces, watching a gorgeous cornucopia slowly rise from the ground in front of them.

It is also the first time for Yang Yunche to use Ruyi's cornucopia of mysteries. This big move is very random. Sometimes it can unlock several pieces of gold-quality equipment, and sometimes it is difficult to see even a blue armor. The quality depends entirely on appearance. Fate and wealth are in the sky, it is an out-and-out dog gambling skill.

Under the expectant eyes of the four people, the cornucopia slowly rose and then opened.

"coming!"

The four trembled, and then stepped forward one after another, opening the cornucopia.

A medicine, blood bag, Bai Tang knife, Bai Changjian, white armor, blue armor.

Gone.

"..."

Luo Baibai hesitated to speak, and looked at Yang Yunche twice, not knowing what to say to ease the embarrassing situation.

Chen Xingran came out to hold the respect thoughtfully: "Maybe it's the first time I use it, I'm a little unlucky."

Xiao Nan's speech was as concise as ever, and hit the nail on the head: "Much better."

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha really moldy】

[If you have a better face, at least you will give me a blue weapon]

[What kind of luck is this, the best thing is a blue armor? 】

【It’s really embarrassing for wishful players, Yunshen】

"..."

Yang Yunche pondered for a moment, then secretly took off the purple armor on his body, put it into the cornucopia, and then said with joy in his tone: "Oh? You have purple armor, and you are lucky."

Chen Xingran, Luo Baibai, Xiao Nan: "..."

Your actions are so obvious that we can't pretend to see them.

"Accident."

Yang Yunche coughed lightly: "When I finish my next big move, I will definitely open a golden weapon for you guys, trust me."

Captain Yang was defeated by Waterloo when he first used Ruyi's secret art, but it was not a big problem. They searched two wild areas in the early stage, and the equipment on their bodies was relatively fat.

Soon, they encountered a team in the process of running the circle.

Yang Yunche has basically never touched a support, and he habitually put himself in the assault position when fighting. Chen Xingran and Xiao Nan fought two against four in front. Yang Yunche watched their armor falling off, and subconsciously shouted: " What about Luo Baibai, why don't you add blood?"

Luo Baibai: "I think, it is necessary to have this skill."

Yang Yunche: "...Oh, I'm a nanny, I forgot."

He slapped his forehead, came to his senses, raised his hand and threw a skill on the top of Chen Xingran's head, milking the armor bar that he had lost less than half a square.

Luo Baibai: "Damn, he's still full of blood, you add blood to him? I'm so sick that I won't even give him a sip, is there a mistake!"

【Hahahahahahaha Luo Baibai is miserable】

[Yunshen: Oh, my wife is bleeding, so hurry up and give me a milk.What?Luo Baibai left with blood?Who is Luo Baibai? 】

[ZMD's biggest tumor - Yang Yunche]

[Fortunately, Yunshen is an assault position. If he plays support, ZMD will lie down in the first round of the regular season.]

Chen Xingran: "...I'm full of blood, so don't give me milk."

Yang Yunche spoke confidently: "I'm a nanny, but who is the nanny?"

Luo Baibai: "I'm also playing the assault position, hello? Can you still see me, Captain?"

Yang Yunche: "I don't have hands? I don't know how to spray medicine? You are 20 years old in vain. It's time to learn to take care of yourself."

Luo Baibai: "Thank you Captain, I feel warm in my heart after hearing your words."

A ranking in the Shura game was abruptly played by ZMD into a bad game. With Yang Yunche, the tumor nanny, the team battle that could have been easily resolved took almost 3 minutes. During the period, Luo Baibai even lay down once. In the end, relying on Chen Xingran's knife-fighting strength, he forcibly cut the opponent's support to death with two people's knives, and only then did he win the wave.

Watching all kinds of troubles of the all-powerful star team on the field, the audience also watched with relish, playing wildly in the live broadcast room.

[Yang Yunche, the number one nanny of the alliance who was delayed by the assault position]

【Having you is my blessing】

[Sorry, I just came here, is this the live broadcast room of the ZMD team that just won the first place in the regular season? 】

【You went wrong, this is the sister team of ZMD, the live broadcast room of TMD team】

[Hahahahahahaha TMD team is okay]

In the next circle, Yang Yunche intensified and devoted himself to making troubles in team battles. All kinds of bad maneuvers emerged one after another. He even put down the long-range weapon in his hand and directly took the knife to fight the enemy.

Not to be outdone, Luo Baibai began to play badly with Yang Yunche. The two of them seemed to be competing with each other. They began to compete with each other's lower limit of skills, and hot eye operations emerged endlessly.

So in ZMD's team voice, the following dialogue appeared.

Yang Yunche: "Huh? Come to cut me? Look at the knife."

Luo Baibai: "I, Luo Shen, are here, so Xiaoxiao is also worthy to cut our nurse? Look at the sword!"

After three seconds.

Yang Yunche: "Escort, escort!"

Luo Baibai: "Don't hit me! Kill the nanny first! Kill the nanny first!"

When the next wave of teamfights broke out, they still hadn't learned their lesson.

Yang Yunche: "I am the fourth swordsman in the alliance, who dares to fight with me?"

Luo Baibai: "Brother Yang is mighty."

After three seconds.

Yang Yunche: "Help me."

Luo Baibai: "He is not worthy! Save me first!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy.

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

【As expected of you, Yang Yunche, you are very good at tidying up】

[The entertainment bureau I thought: Professional players came to rank and casually entertained and killed the whole audience.Actual Entertainment Bureau: Wanyuan Island Joyful Comedian]

[It turns out that this is a professional-level operation. I have learned it. I will go to the youth training camp to report tomorrow.]

[You were sent by the other side to make trouble, right?It's a fake match, report it immediately [狗头]]

[As we all know, there are four of the three major knife fighting kings in the league, I will not say who the fourth is]

[The uncrowned sword fighting king of the alliance: Yang Yunche. 】

At the beginning, Chen Xingran would be distracted and go to help Yang Yunche dismantle the flames, but after two or three rounds of team battles, he didn't bother to care about Yang Yunche anymore, and watched Yang Yunche aggressively raising the knife with a blank expression. Seeing Yang Yunche being chased and killed by two people, he ran away with his head in his arms, squatted down and sharpened the knife with repair tools slowly, showing no intention of going up to help.

Chen Xingran: "Come on, Fighting Knife King."

After Yang Yunche was knocked down by the enemy, he and Xiao Nan started to cooperate with each other. Their sword skills are the best in the alliance. Xiao Nan was ZMD's assaulter before he switched to the tank position. , the knife fighting ability naturally needless to say.The two cooperated tacitly, dismantled each other, and the fire was unambiguous, and the team was quickly wiped out.

Yang Yunche and Luo Baibai turned into soul tombs and lay on the ground, but they did not forget to speak hard: "This wave depends entirely on us."

Chen Xingran twitched the corners of his mouth: "Yes, it's a good thing you lay down early, otherwise this wave would have to fight for a while."

Yang Yunche: "It's really fun to play games without using your brain. Do you want to try it?"

Chen Xingran was helping his soul tomb, and he was a little moved when he heard the words.

... Are you really so happy?

As if bewitched by a demon, a certain switch was turned on, one game ended, and after the second game started, Chen Xingran said, "This round... shall I play a support?"

Everyone else had no objections, so Chen Xingran scanned through the many support heroes, and finally chose Luo Baibai's favorite Nianzhu Wan.

In this game, Chen Xingran didn't rush to the front anymore. After finding a purple cannon at the beginning of the game, he put away the melee weapon in his hand, and started bombing with the cannon all the way behind, while the others fought for damage in front. Chen Xingran carried the cannon and bombed blindly behind the team. Although the accuracy was impressive, it couldn't stand the large attack range of the cannon, and he could hit the enemy with two shots with his eyes closed.

As if opening the door to a new world, Chen Xingran finally discovered the joy of playing badly.

"boom!"

You don't have to think about how to see and dismantle moves, and you don't have to worry about playing operations. Standing behind the team and looking at the overall situation, a cannonball can explode into flames. You don't need to worry about the whole process, and you don't even need to move your feet.

Chen Xingran played more and more happily, and even got carried away. He bombarded wildly with a cannon, and the entire audio channel was filled with his happy voice.

"Another one!"

"Baibai, help me keep someone, he has been running away and I can't blow up."

"Someone is coming to cut me. I can't spare my hand now. Come and help me."

Chen Xingran used practical actions to demonstrate what it means to "learn well, but learn badly quickly".

[It's over, Burning Treasure has been infected]

[Xiao Nan: You are all bad, right?Now it's my turn! 】

[All heaven celebrates!Burning treasure actually killed someone with a long-range weapon! 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the other teams probably stared out their eyes when they saw this scene】

【I will protect this happy burning treasure!My wife had a good laugh! 】

[I'm going to laugh so hard, today's live broadcast is really full of famous scenes hahahaha]

ZMD perfectly interpreted what entertainment is called today, so that later, Xiao Nan also joined the ranks of bad players. The all-powerful star team in the arena, at this moment, can't find a little bit of prestige to sweep the arena. , All kinds of brainless hip-pull operations come at hand, providing a full year of material for "Professional Player Rollover Joy Collection".

At the same time, many trumpets poured into Luo Baibai's live broadcast room, and began to set the rhythm in his live broadcast room.

[Is there any mistake, it’s fine if you play badly by yourself, but you also bring ZMD to play badly together, treating it as a tumor and an addiction? 】

[ZMD is the best at first, if it weren't for his teammates to lead the flight, would he be able to get to this level?Don't have a B number in mind? 】

[Hehe, ZMD recruited a new thigh this year, and now it has completely given up treatment]

[Practice more cooking, Chen Xingran is a real player in the entertainment game, and you are a real player in the entertainment game]

[At this level, being able to sneak into ZMD is a high-spirited, if you don't work hard, just expect your teammates to lead you to fly?Lie on your teammates and suck blood to give yourself money, Luo Baibai really has you]

As a wealthy team, ZMD has never been short of black fans. They used enough firepower to shoot at Chen Xingran before, but now Chen Xingran has proved himself with his achievements, and then used "newcomers with no experience" and "knife training room king, He was blown up when he entered the arena" and other reasons were no longer tenable, so he simply diverted his firepower to bring rhythm to Luo Baibai.

Luo Baibai usually does not live broadcast very much, and the proportion of fans in ZMD is not too large. After all, the support position is not like the assaulter.Moreover, Luo Baibai doesn't usually broadcast live, the number of die-hard fans in the live broadcast room is small, this wave of a large number of black fans poured in to take the rhythm, and soon, his live broadcast room fell.

In fact, Luo Baibai's knife fighting skills are quite good in the professional league, but his three teammates, one is the new sword fighting king in the national server, and the other is the arrow god who is famous for long-distance shooting. Nan is also a former ZMD assault position. He can fight back and forth with Fei Wei in fighting skills. Compared with his teammates, Luo Baibai's personal strength is not so outstanding.

But Luo Baibai's advantage does not lie in fighting swords. As a support position, his strongest point lies in his team execution ability, excellent ability to dismantle fire, strong tactical coordination ability, and the timing of releasing skills to raise blood is also well controlled. Well, it is the strongest backing of ZMD and an indispensable part.

However, these things, except for players who have a deep understanding of the game, are generally difficult for players who watch the excitement. The important indicators for them to measure the strength of a professional player are to watch the knife fight and the highlight operation on the field. Therefore, these trumpets are used to bring the rhythm, and it is easy to lead some people astray.

Originally, Luo Baibai was still a live broadcast room full of laughter and laughter, but the wind changed quickly.

[It makes sense, Luo Baibai seems to be very average compared to other teammates...]

[I feel that changing the support, maybe the ZMD score will be better]

【Luo Baibai is also the veteran of ZMD, can you stop being so realistic? 】

[You can't say that, playing a job is not based on qualifications, if you are strong, you can get in, if you are not capable, you can be replaced, can qualifications be used as food?What, if you go to a game and show off your status as a veteran, they won't beat you? 】

[Forget about mediocre strength, but still take the lead to show off, I'm really speechless...]

[I feel sorry for Chen Xingran, it's fine to bring Fei Luo Baibai as a FW, and he was also influenced to accompany him to make a mess, so let's pretend to be a fool for fun]

[If you don't get the results this season, Luo Baibai will bear [-]% of the blame alone]

[Don't rely on ZMD to leave, if you can't do it, just retreat, occupy the latrine and don't shit. 】


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