Mr. Sand Sculpture

Chapter 26 Little Melon

After I walked out of the house, the morning wind was blowing on my face, which was very refreshing, and it also calmed down my mind, which was dazzled by love.

Xiao Xie knew about my relationship with Chen Yan. To be honest, I wasn't very worried.Now that the Internet is so developed, he is a healthy young man with eyes and hands, and it is easy to understand everything.Ever since I planned to take him over to live in, I never planned to avoid him.The only thing that worries me is how to tell him about the scumbag old Xie.

I am not the elder brother of Xie Jing Xing's direct relative, it is better for me to tell this matter than his dead ghost father himself.At least if he is uncomfortable, I can hug him and coax him.

It's a bad debt, no wonder the old saying goes that it's hard for an upright official to settle housework, even if the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu come down to earth, they may not be able to solve the eight o'clock story of Lao Xie's family.Unless my playful uncle is kicked back into his mother's womb and reformed again, there will be a turning point.

But this is impossible. If it can be implemented, my nephew will be the first to rush up and give him a kick to show my filial piety.

The more I think about it, the more irritable I feel, because I know very well that no matter what way, Xiao Xie will be hurt.

People say drinking to get rid of sorrow, but I can only kill my life with drinking.Fortunately, there is no distinction between tobacco and alcohol. I lit a cigarette, and the taste of nicotine spread in my mouth, which was slightly bitter.

"Mr. Xu!" Xiao Wu stood beside the car and greeted me, "We're going to be late!"

Uncle Wang went on a trip to Yunnan and will not be back until half a month later.Xiao Wu was a young man I caught temporarily, and he acted as a driver for me during the absence of Uncle Wang.

Xiao Wu has a characteristic of driving, that is stability.The average speed is 20 miles per hour, and the old ladies who touch porcelain are not rare to come, so they can only compete with the eDonkey on the street.

Isn't it advocated to slow down the pace of life recently and feel the beauty of life?I think he is quite suitable, so I appointed him as a part-time driver.Xiao Wu was a little embarrassed at first, afraid that my poor driving skills would affect my mood.I gave him a slight increase of [-] bonus as a sign of encouragement. He happily expressed his willingness to contribute to the company.

The only downside is that his mouth is too broken.

As soon as I got in the car, Xiao Wu turned on his gossip radar and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Xu, has anything good happened to you recently?"

I pinch out the cigarette: "What is a good thing?"

Xiao Wu: "For example, when you're in a relationship, you've grown more cheerful recently, and you're smiling a lot."

I froze for a moment, then smiled: "You have sharp eyes."

Xiao Wu defended: "No, no, no, many people have noticed it. As for the section on stress-relief and entertainment in our company's internal forum, it's all over the place."

When I heard this, I turned on my phone, and logged into the forum with a casual account.

Among all the messy joke posts, the title of "A Little Brain About Mr. X, Bosses and Straight Men Don't Enter" stood out from the crowd.

If nothing else, that fork is always me.

Fortunately, I am a crook myself, so I can go in and see what the group of people under my hand think of me, and accept advice.If there is a bad place, I can improve it.

With the idea of ​​listening to employees' opinions, my gay boss clicked on the post.

The host is called "Anonymous Little Melon". It is a trumpet, and the information shows that it is a girl.

Little Melon came up and began to analyze my recent actions and a series of living habits. After a brain-filling reasoning, it was determined that I was in a relationship.Then she conducted another set of blind investigations, denying all the women around me, and concluded that I might be a gay guy and talked about a wild man outside.

I am shocked!

Is Lao Xu really in real estate?

Why are there so many spies in the company?

Before there was Xiao Wu, a master of logic, and later, there was Anonymous Melon, a brain-hole scholar.The two of them seemed to have fancy moves, but they were able to hit me in one hit, and easily removed my layers of camouflage.

Master.

I thought I was going to quit when the matter was over, but I accidentally clicked on the next page.

—and then I almost went blind.

Little Melon wrote an article directly on the forum, and the main characters were Damon Yi and Mr. Cha.At first, I didn't know what the name "Damon Yi" meant. After thinking about it several times in my heart, I wished I could catch Little Melon and punish her as a cleaner for half a year.

Let her not go to work and write scribbles all day long!

What's more, there are a lot of anonymous people urging for an update under this unsightly article.

The administrator doesn't say anything about it, it's anti-pornography and anti-illegal, this evil trend is all on my head!After a while, I blocked all their accounts and related posts, work hard, and don't gossip.

I was depressed when I heard Xiao Wu's hearty laughter from the front: "Mr. Xu, are you all super enthusiastic?"

Yes, super enthusiastic, and there is a big fierce 1 in it.

I smiled sinisterly: "How about assigning a role for you?"

Xiao Wu didn't know why, so he wondered, "What is the role arrangement?"

Me: "In that post, it's about brain-hole conjectures."

Xiao Wu made a "harmful" sound: "You said that post, Xiao Melon is a well-known car god in the decompression section, and his words are not explicit, and his sentences are ambiguous. At a glance, he is upright and awe-inspiring, but a closer look is boundless. She also wrote in the title this time that straight men are not allowed to enter, so I didn't read it, who knew that she..."

Oh, God of Riders, you are still famous. Cooperating with your traditional art of decompression is just to get some color.

What kind of gods are recruiting personnel, is Changxin going to close down?

Little Wu Yue lowered his voice, swallowed his throat, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Xu, why did you click in on a whim, you must be..."

Oops!

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, his grandma, logic master Wu is online.

I put all my heart into my throat, for fear that he would be connected to the last incident in the grove and find out something.

The matter between me and Chen Yan is not big or small, except for those who are close to each other, the less we know, the better.His and my careers would be the equivalent of getting half a leg aboard the Titanic if it was untimely exposed.

Chen Yan hasn't had an easy five years. I don't want to reject him, let alone drag him down.

He's fine.

I imitated the burly appearance of the bandit leader and mountain eagle in the TV series, sitting upright, making up my mind, no matter what Xiao Wu guessed in a while, if I bite him to death and don't let go, I will be the most straight man in the world!

"—You don't want to secretly collect the real opinions of the employees, do you?"

As soon as I said this, I was like listening to fairy music, and I breathed a sigh of relief. I leaned my back completely on the back of the chair, and the mountain sculpture suddenly became a sand sculpture: "Yes, you can only make progress if you have opinions."

Xiao Wu flattered roughly: "Boss Xu is really thinking about the long term."

Tsk, I overestimated Xiao Wu's IQ, I can't even say a nice word.Fortunately, he is stupid, otherwise it is really not easy to fool...

Hiss, something seems wrong.

I am his immediate boss, why should I explain to him if I told him to go east and dare not go west?