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Chapter 170 Dubai Episode 20: Only his sister can handle him.



Chapter 170 Dubai Episode 20: Only his sister can handle him.

170 Dubai Chapter 20: Only his sister can handle him

"Now all eight of our adorable guests have arrived."

Barrage:

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Hahaha, Sister Lele has really worked hard, like a teacher taking care of a group of kindergarten children.

Beijing Circle Chen Shao: I'd like to recommend a talented person to be Lele's assistant, that is, what's the job title again... childcare worker. I highly recommend Comrade Jiang Shuyi. He is really very suitable. Although he is not as handsome as me, he is patient and has a better temper than both me and Brother Luo.

Tang Seng uses Pantene to wash his hair: Teacher, please arrange for my child to sit in the front row.

"Water guns filled with urine spray, everyone screams: As soon as it's time to choose positions, Brother Fu and Brother 82 are itching to move. What's wrong? Tangtang and Li Datou are here, do you dare to steal the center position?"

Netizens accurately guessed the thoughts of Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou.

Their eyes were fixed on the two wooden chairs placed in the middle.

His right foot had already taken a step forward.

"You can choose a seat now."

As soon as Sister Lele finished speaking...

Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou strode forward.

"Like an unbridled dog, eager to find shit to eat."

Shang Xu made no attempt to conceal his volume.

"Yeah yeah."

Xu Jianian chimed in.

"Hahahaha...!!"

Xia Yu had to admire him; he was such a good communicator.

Just as Fu Jingnian and the others were about to sit down, Sister Lele called them back.

"Wait a minute."

"The positions are selected according to the order of appearance."

The notification just arrived.

Get up!

Shang Xu strode forward and pushed Fu Jingnian aside.

Fu Jingnian patted the spot where Shang Xu had touched him.

"Not polite."

"Oh, you think you're so polite?"

Xu Jianian ran over.

"Aren't you polite enough to let someone sit down first?"

"You always have that smug look on your face. Be careful, you might get hemorrhoids someday."

Fu Jingnian: ...

Barrage:

(I knew that the only time they were united against outsiders was when Fu Jingnian was around.)

"I'm not trying to be mean, Xu Jianian, but you're malnourished and look like a skinny dog. And your hair looks like rotten, withered grass. You should really work out."

He rolled up his sleeves and showed off the muscles in his arms.

"I don't expect you to be like me, that would be impossible for you, but you should at least be one-tenth as good as me, right?"

"I'm doing this for your own good, after all, you look like you could be flattened with a single step!"

He spoke with smug satisfaction, full of self-satisfaction.

Xu Jianian was furious.

"You bastard, you want a beating, don't you!"

Fu Jingnian dodged his punch and laughed instead of getting angry.

He derives immense pleasure from successfully hitting Xu Jianian's sore spot.

Barrage:

(What does Shen Youyou mean by just sitting down like that?)

(I've already thought of Shen Youyou's lines: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm already seated. You wouldn't be so stingy if I sat here, would you?")

(I can already picture in my mind how the person upstairs made that voice message.)

Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian stood there chattering away, and Shen Youyou took the opportunity to sit down behind them.

Their arguments always obscured the Shang sequence that followed.

It's unclear what Shang Xu said to Shen Youyou, but the next moment she sheepishly picked up her chair and left.

Why did she run away?

Xia Yu was a little puzzled when she came over.

"I do not know."

He chuckled and shrugged.

Barrage:

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: You know too well!!

Tang Sanzang uses Pantene to wash his hair: I still don't know, can someone tell me what happened? (His eyes are full of longing for gossip.)

Shen Yujing: Right, what happened??

(Waiting for Captain Su!!!)

Su Yuxian: 3.

(Huh?? What does that mean??)

Netizens only saw Su Yuxian post another 2.

(Hahahaha, this is normal, Captain Su is counting down!!)

(Frog Fun, what interesting thing happened this time? Sometimes my thirst for knowledge is so strong that I really want to become a sasaeng fan.)

(Ladies upstairs, no, no!!)

...

"3."

"2."

"One second left to count down."

"Are you coming out or not!?"

Su Yuxian spoke outside the door with a cold expression.

"I'm not going out!"

"I want to watch the live stream."

Shen Yu, startled, was watching a live stream on her phone in the small bathroom.

"Sigh, this kid is really addicted to the internet."

Teammate Shen Yu facepalmed.

"He's so spoiled."

"Break down the door!"

Su Nan and Shen Yu exchanged a glance.

OS: It's not like we spoiled them.

At Su Yuxian's command, the men began banging on the door.

"Bang bang—!!"

"I thought I had a lot of experience hiding here."

"This door is very sturdy, so don't waste your energy."

Shen Yu was shocked when he uttered those words.

The next second, the door lock began to loosen due to an external impact.

"Hey, hey, hey... no, no, don't come in!"

"I haven't even pulled up my pants yet!"

He was visibly flustered and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

"boom--!"

The door was kicked open, and the door panel slapped him on the head.

Shen Yu was surprised: (?.?).

"You get out here and train!"

Su Yuxian raised his hand and grabbed his ear.

"Captain, don't be impulsive."

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Wow, so touching."

Shen Yu was shocked, thinking he still had a powerful backer.

"Captain, here's a mop!"

"A mop won't do, but a toilet brush will."

The two were busy handing things to Su Yuxian.

"My God!!"

Shen Yu was startled.

"I'm going to call your sister and let her know how lazy and good-for-nothing you are as her brother."

He threatened to call Xia Yu.

"Tonic medicine, tonifying medicine!!"

Shen Yu was terrified.

"I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Shen Yu and Su Nan watched the show from the sidelines.

"Only his sister can handle him."

"Yes, every time we have to involve Xia Yu to control him."

...

...

Director Ma and Luo Wei arrived late.

"Sorry, we didn't mean to be late!"

Director Ma clasped his hands together in apology.

Lowe followed behind, smiling but saying nothing.

"How can someone explain being late as if it were intentional?"

Xia Yu found it funny.

"They did it on purpose, wanting to sleep in late and steal the spotlight at the same time."

Shang Xu and she began to discuss it.

"Yes, yes, that's exactly how they are."

Duan Xiaotang joined the group chat.

"Yes, older people like to feel valued, and we younger generations should try to understand that."

What Li Yan said is the most compelling evidence.

"But the venue and makeup for this episode were really well done."

Mu Qing was surprised.

Not to mention that their makeup and costumes were made of real gold and silver.

Having money isn't the only way to acquire a high-rise building in this vast desert.

"Just don't try anything funny or try to mess with us."

Li Yan said she has a heart condition.

"Tch, who's afraid of who?"

Xu Jianian dismissed it with disdain.

"Yes, come on over."

Fu Jingnian didn't care at all.

"Welcome our eight guests to Dubai for this episode's recording. We would like to thank Chili Brand mobile phones and mineral water for their generous support, and also thank the ten million viewers from all over the world who watched the live stream."

Director Ma skillfully began the performance.


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