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Chapter 130 Thailand Section 57: Damn, I was careless.



Chapter 130 Thailand Section 57: Damn, I was careless.

As soon as Luo He spoke, the Carnival on the bullet screen started verbally attacking Director Ma again.

[Director Ma: Hello? What's up?]

Unexpectedly, Director Ma actually appeared in the live broadcast room. Not only does he speak in a way that is offensive, but his online remarks are no exception.

"Waaaaah, I don't want to live anymore!"

Xu Jianian carried the basket of radishes and was about to run away.

"I don't care, I'm going to find a place to take a shower!"

"Stop! Put the ingredients down!"

Li Yan shouted as she bathed the Chinese cabbage.

Xu Jianian threw the basket down and ran away without a trace.

Xia Yu shook her head and asked, "Brother Li Yan, how long has he been sick?"

Li Yan said helplessly, "I'm afraid my days are numbered."

He asked Xia Yu in return, "Hey, what brings you here?"

"A bodyguard who doesn't look like a good guy and likes to hide glue in the soles of his shoes asked me to come to the kitchen and cook with you guys."

Xia Yu explained the whole story.

She thought she had some hidden identity, but she was just sent to the kitchen to cook?

This is outrageous and cannot be tolerated by Heaven.

"Oh, I see. It's alright, I'm quite good at cooking."

Li Yan put the cabbage in the basket to drain.

Xia Yu, being very perceptive, took the radish back and started washing it.

[Announcement: Xu Jianian has lost 50 health points due to trespassing into a dangerous area, leaving him with 50. He is currently trapped in a water prison and needs his companions to rescue him.]

[The water prison is dark and damp. From now on, Xu Jianian's health points will decrease by one point every minute.]

Cherish life, don't be impulsive, you only have one life.

The last sentence of the broadcast was devastating.

The comments section is now filled with criticism of Director Ma.

[Luo He: Fine, fine, you Ma Shanglai, how dare you bully my brother Jianian! I'm not finished with you!]

[Director Ma: Hehe ...

[Shen Yu exclaimed in surprise: Huh? Did I enter the wrong live stream this time? What happened to Xu Jianian? Xia Yu is so beautiful, Li Yan's head is so big, where is Sister Yu's bodyguard, Sang Shen?]

[Fan: Bro, are you drunk? His name is Shang Xu, not Mulberry.]

[Su Yuxian: Put down your phone, leave the restroom, and come back to training.]

Wow, those floors up there are really exciting! Could they stage a palace intrigue drama on them? The ratings would be phenomenal!

"Good heavens, what has Xu Jianian done?!"

Xia Yu heard about it on the radio and became quite curious.

"I'm curious too."

Li Yan noticed a fish swimming in the basin and decided to kill it as well.

"Why don't you go take a look, and I'll cook?"

He was quite worried about Xu Jianian.

"OK!"

Xia Yu had the same idea; she enjoyed watching a spectacle.

The kind of person who's always there to watch the show and then runs away when something happens.

As soon as she opened the door, a menacing-looking man stood there carrying an AK.

The two stared at each other.

"Go back and cook."

The simple four words "Little K" are quite imposing.

"The lines are good."

Xia Yu turned and went back.

Xiao K looked serious, but he couldn't escape the eyes of thousands of viewers.

The comments section was full of people saying he was about to burst out laughing.

(Little K's inner elation: Ahhhhhh, Senior Xia Yu praised me! Praised me! Ahhhhhh! Hahahaha!)

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Mu Qing was stunned when she heard the news about Xu Jianian.

However, she quickly regained her composure and continued typing.

Five minutes is over.

Shen Youyou scored 45 points.

Mu Qing scored 40 points.

Duan Xiaotang scored 35 points.

Fu Jingnian scored 30 points.

“How could that be…?”

Fu Jingnian looked around and found that his score was the lowest.

What surprised him most was that Shen Youyou, who had struggled so much while practicing typing, had actually come in first place?!

Shen Youyou tossed her hair, a smile playing on her lips.

Duan Xiaotang yawned with an air of nonchalance.

Just having fun, I'm in a great mood.

Now that she had some free time, Mu Qing couldn't help but start worrying about Xu Jianian.

She wanted to rescue Xu Jianian.

She was confident she would pass the assessment, but if she did, she might be stuck in the office.

But if they fail the assessment, how can they rescue Xu Jianian?

Mu Qing bit her lip, caught in a dilemma.

"This is only the result of the first half. You still have five minutes to perform in the second half. If the combined score of the two games does not exceed seventy points... you know what to do."

Manager Li glanced at his watch.

"Round two begins."

"Five, four, three, two, one... The second half of the assessment begins. Five minutes remaining."

Shen Youyou was full of confidence.

She was stunned when the computer screen popped up in English instead of Chinese.

(The comments section teased her: Hahahahahahahahahaha, caught a fish that slipped through the cracks.)

Fu Jingnian was also taken aback, but the assessment had already begun, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go for it.

He's a graduate of Peking University, after all, and his English is pretty good.

For Mu Qing and Duan Xiaotang, it was simple.

"System system system..."

Shen Youyou called out to herself a thousand times in her heart.

I cried out to heaven, but no one answered; I cried out to earth, but no one responded.

The system doesn't know either.

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"Xia Yu... Where's Xia Huahua? Where's my deskmate?"

When Shang Xu saw that only one bodyguard had entered the house and Xia Yu was not there, his handsome face immediately showed displeasure.

(Netizens speculate: Details, he even called for his deskmate, "Help! He loves her so much!")

"She's fine, she just went to the kitchen to cook."

The bodyguard explained.

"Madam, now that the bracelet has been repaired, I shall take my leave."

After finishing his speech, Shang Xu hurriedly prepared to leave.

"wait."

The lady called him.

He pretended not to hear and ran away as fast as the wind.

(Netizens added captions for him: Wife, I'm here!)

"Hey, Madam's calling you to stop!"

The bodyguard's voice sounded from behind.

I didn't expect them to chase after us, so we can't let them stay.

Shang Xu disappeared in a flash.

"Where's the kitchen?"

After he escaped, he stood by the pond, lost in thought.

"Hey, which department's piglet are you? What are you doing wandering around here instead of doing your job?!"

The patrolman pressed the muzzle of his gun against Shang Xu's back.

"Hello, I'm a staff member from the logistics department. It's working hours now. I'm not wandering around, I'm just lost."

Shang Xu turned around and showed his employee badge.

(A netizen chimed in: Look at that, the art of language! It's so pleasant to listen to. I didn't realize Shangbao was so good at speaking.)

"Excuse me, sir, I need to go to the kitchen to fix the range hood. Could you tell me how to get to the kitchen? Thank you."

Before the other person even replied, he politely thanked them in advance.

I'd feel bad not replying.

"Our industrial park's kitchens don't have range hoods..."

The young man was speechless, his gaze becoming even more wary.

(Shang Xu was stunned: Damn it? I was careless!)

"Haha, sorry, I misremembered. There are just too many things to fix every day, so my memory is all over the place. The kitchen light is broken. I have to go check it out, otherwise Brother Leopard will be angry if he finds out I haven't even done this little thing right."

Shang Xu specifically mentioned Brother Leopard.

Upon hearing this, his expression softened considerably, and he put down his gun.

"Go to the left, pass the water prison, then turn right and keep going straight until you see a vegetable garden. That's about it."

he said.

"Good drop."

Shang Xu quickly slipped away.

"Ok?"

"He just said, 'Passing by what'?"


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