Chapter 248 Of course
Chapter 248 Of course
The next morning, Lin Zhihao, still half asleep, opened her eyes in bed, stared at the ceiling, and couldn't quite process what was happening.
She's dead?
Everyone saw Guan Yu.
Above Lin Zhihao's bed, a poster of Guan Yu was neatly pasted, its eyes wide open, staring intently at Lin Zhihao.
Um......
Ok.
Lin Zhihao closed her eyes peacefully again. Since it had already happened, she could rest in peace.
There was no movement from Lin Zhihao's bed for a long time, so Tao Xi started calling her.
"Zhizhi?"
Tao Xi, who had already gotten up and washed up, called out Lin Zhihao's name, "Zhizhi, wake up, there's a class meeting this morning."
Lin Zhihao heard Tao Xi's voice.
She opened her eyes again, sat up, and her big, sleepy eyes were wet like a puppy's. "You died too?"
Tao Xi: ? ? ? Who died?? Me?? What happened to me?? Died??
Tao Xi stared at Lin Zhihao with a puzzled look. "Are you still half asleep? There's a class meeting today, get up!"
Her voice trailed off, as if afraid that Lin Zhihao might have a bad temper when she woke up, or suddenly get angry, or act crazy like she did yesterday. After all, she had only called her once, and Lin Zhihao had said she was dead.
Lin Zhihao looked at Tao Xi:
I dressed haphazardly, kicked off the covers, got out of bed, and stood still in my place.
"..."
"..."
"???"
Around her bed, there were talismans of all kinds, red and yellow, and even a four-inch cross in the middle.
Lin Zhihao brought her hand close to the cross.
Wu Jiaojiao, who was secretly watching her, felt her heart slow down. Closer and closer, just like that, hehe, I don't care if you're from abroad or in China, with Wu Jiaojiao around, no one is allowed to possess you!
Lin Zhihao took the crucifix from beside the bed and threw it into the trash can, along with all the talismans—what a junk!
She likes chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and thigh muscles.
I don't like scribbles.
All the talismans were crumpled into a ball and thrown into the trash can.
Wu Jiaojiao wanted to stop her, but she didn't dare, fearing that she would be discovered to be able to see dirty things.
She looked up and saw that even though Grandpa Guan, who was above Lin Zhihao's bed, was carrying a big knife, he couldn't subdue the person.
Could it be a counterfeit?
Wu Jiaojiao was completely baffled, but when she thought that Lin Zhihao had torn everything away and only Grandpa Guan had survived, she became certain.
Even a country bumpkin is afraid of Guan Yu!
A new idea popped into her head, and yes, that's it!
After washing up, Lin Zhihao went to the School of Science with her roommate. When they entered the classroom, there were scattered seats filled with people, but the front row was the only one left, clean and empty.
Wu Jiaojiao sat down in the front row and couldn't help but start complaining, "It's all her fault, she slept like a log and we didn't get any seats in the back."
Pig·Lin Zhihao: 。 。 。 。 。 。
A ghostly face slowly appeared on her face, and Wu Jiaojiao's face turned pale.
Tao Xi leaned forward to block Wu Jiaojiao's side view, while You Li stepped back a little to block Lin Zhihao's sidelong glance.
Wu Jiaojiao: Waaaaah, Little Peach, I didn't follow the wrong person!
Lin Zhihao: ? ? ?
You Li and Tao Xi exchanged glances, and their hands under the table gave each other a high five in unison.
The counselor pushed open the door and, seeing that someone was sitting in the first row, nodded with great satisfaction.
"Good morning, everyone! I'm Zhang Caixia, your class advisor. You can call me Teacher Zhang. Welcome to our first 8 AM class in college! Of course, there will be plenty of 8 AM sessions for our major in the future, so you don't have to worry about not seeing your beautiful and charming advisor every morning, hahaha..."
Zhang Caixia stood alone on the stage, laughing awkwardly. The audience below was completely silent; the only sound in the entire classroom was her laughter.
All students: Do you think I'm trying to laugh? Three years of hard work in high school, and wow, the hard work continues in college?
Zhang Caixia: "Today, we're mainly here to get to know each other and elect our class officers to facilitate the flow of information about campus life."
"I'd like to give a special shout-out to the four students in the front row today. It's their first class in university, and they're already so eager to sit in the front row. They really deserve praise." Zhang Caixia gave a thumbs up.
Those who didn't get seats because they arrived late: Uh...
Wu Jiaojiao raised her head proudly and said, "Yes, teacher, that's the teacher I led them to sit in the front row."
Lin Zhihao, You Li, and Tao Xi: ? ? ?
Who was complaining about sitting in the front row just now?
Wu Jiaojiao: My Second Personality.
Zhang Caixia: "Our first step is to introduce ourselves and get to know each other, starting from the first row."
The students took turns going up to the stage to introduce themselves.
"My name is Zhang San..." Blah blah blah...
"My name is Li Si." Blah blah blah,
"My name is......"
"My name is..."
...
All the way up to Lin Zhihao.
Lin Zhihao confidently stepped onto the stage, "Hello everyone, my name is Shen..."
"Country bumpkin."
“My name is Shen the Country Bumpkin,” Lin Zhihao continued.
The other students exclaimed, "Huh?"
Wu Jiaojiao succeeded in her mischief and covered her mouth to chuckle.
Lin Zhihao: "?"
Lin Zhihao glared at Wu Jiaojiao, who pouted rudely. "So what? I was just saying something."
Lin Zhihao gave a cold shout and continued to introduce herself.
"No, my name is Shen Zhihao, from Qingcheng."
After introducing herself, Lin Zhihao returned to her seat.
Seeing Lin Zhihao make a fool of herself, Wu Jiaojiao was beaming with pride.
She sat upright in her seat with her arms crossed, as if she hadn't been the one causing trouble just moments before.
Lin Zhihao's eyes darted around, and instead of returning to her original spot, she walked in another direction and sat down next to Wu Jiaojiao.
Wu Jiaojiao: ? ?
She stared warily at Lin Zhihao, subtly shifting her position slightly towards Tao Xi.
Lin Zhihao approached with a grin.
"Why are you so far away from me? We're roommates."
Wu Jiaojiao frowned. Her hair was tied in a half-bun and her face was covered in exquisite makeup. As soon as she entered the room, many of her classmates had already noticed her.
Wu Jiaojiao: "What are you doing? Don't come any closer, or I'll yell!" She clutched the lucky bag charm on her backpack to her chest.
The lucky bag was facing Lin Zhihao.
Lin Zhihao smiled ingratiatingly, "Oh, you always say I smell like a country bumpkin, so I came over to soak up your fragrance and improve myself."
Besides, you're so pretty, have such a gentle personality, and care so much about your classmates, you definitely won't refuse me, right?
Wu Jiaojiao felt embarrassed by Lin Zhihao's praise. She tried to keep a straight face, but couldn't bring herself to smile.
"Of course! Hmph, I'll let you sit next to me then." She raised her head high, her lips curving upwards like a haughty little princess.
She didn't notice at all that Lin Zhihao, who was standing next to her, had a mischievous glint in her eyes.
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