AWB Chapter 173 The Whirlpool That Broke Off a Leg
Chapter 173 The Whirlpool That Broke Off a Leg
The Masked Squad rubbed their aching necks with a helpless expression, then looked at the culprit.
Whirlpool said righteously, "Wang Teng, you almost killed us, do you know that? Apologize to us right now!"
Wang Teng: "..."
He stood up with a sinister grin.
"Heh, Vortex, are you getting cocky, or am I too weak to wield this knife? I'll give you five seconds to explain, otherwise, I'll dump you at a nightclub in Sichuan, seal your private parts, gag you, and send you to a nightclub to be with rich women, so you can experience what it's like to be with a rich woman, like a steel wool ball! Five...four..."
"You clearly told us that the incident happened because the special team was on leave, but how come we didn't..."
Wang Teng's face showed an unnatural expression: "Haha, well, let me make this up~~, no, let me explain. Hmm, I've got it. As the saying goes, heavenly secrets cannot be revealed. Since I revealed heavenly secrets back then, the future will definitely change because of it."
Whirlpool said softly, "Shouldn't we thank you? After all, the reason you made up is so convincing!"
"No need to thank me, we're brothers after all. Pshaw, no, who made that up? I'm telling the truth!"
Whirlpool, ever the friendly type, put his arm around Wang Teng's shoulder: "Brother, how about we make a deal? How about we get ten or eight of those protective measures you gave our captain?"
"Ten for each person? Are you crazy?!"
Wang Teng's voice cracked. This vortex really dared to say that. Back then, he had begged and pleaded like a grandson in his own sea of suffering before the Devouring Demon Jar could even spare a trace of his imprint.
Ten questions for each person, see if the Devouring Demon Jar will even acknowledge you!
"Five, five will do! How about three, at the very least, three for each person!"
Wang Teng's face darkened: "Not a single one!"
After a pause, Wang Teng said hesitantly, "If you have something hard enough, I can make a copy of it on it."
Whirlpool said proudly, "Haha, I have one! I have a treasure, three inches long, indestructible, and able to break through anything!"
Wang Teng nodded: "Okay, but I have to say in advance, if the material isn't hard enough, it will just explode!"
Whirlpool recoiled abruptly, then clutched his groin: "I'm sorry, I was arrogant, I didn't!"
Wang Mian thought for a moment, then took out a stone from his pocket: "Hmm, this is the inner core of a squid we killed before. It's of good quality, keeping warm in winter and cool in summer, so we always carry it with us as a portable air conditioner."
Wang Teng nodded: "Okay, I got it, I'll give it a try!"
A ceramic jar slowly emerged from Wang Teng's sea of suffering, and the vortex exclaimed in surprise, "Wang Teng, is this your baby? Amazing! It came out of your belly!"
"Boom~"
Whirlpool was knocked unconscious by Wang Teng, who looked at everyone with a benevolent expression: "Alright, the talkative ones have shut up now, let's continue. By the way, Wang Mian, don't cry if you break something!"
As he spoke, the Devouring Demon Jar slowly appeared above the stone, and then, with a 'bang,' the stone shattered into dust.
Masked Squad: "..."
Rose: "I have a big diamond necklace here..."
"Bang~"
Moon Demon: "I also have a pendant made of ebony here~"
"Bang~"
……
After a series of explosions, Wang Teng helplessly put the Devouring Demon Jar back into the Sea of Bitterness.
"Hey, I gave you guys some stuff, but you're useless!"
Seeing the Masked Squad's anger but no courage to speak out, Wang Teng, well aware of the principle of giving a slap followed by a sweet treat, directly comforted them: "How about this, for every 10 Klein-level monsters you give me within two years, I'll give you an attack item 'like'."
"Could I buy ten or eight on credit first?"
Wang Teng sneered, "You're dreaming. Ten dishes? I'll give you ten big cunts, do you want them?"
After saying that, Wang Teng bought a Phoenix Blood Crimson Fire Stone the size of a pigeon egg from the system shop, and then solemnly took out the Devouring Demon Jar to imprint the gem.
After tossing the rubbing to Wang Mian, Wang Teng coughed and said, "Now, I am your creditor. I have a small request to make. I hope you won't mind."
Whirlpool raised an eyebrow: "What if we mind? Kid, you're still too young and inexperienced. Haven't you heard that the one who owes money is the boss?!"
Wang Teng looked at the vortex with a benevolent expression: "Oh, really?"
"Of course it's true! But we're not unreasonable people. How about this, give us two more, and we'll agree."
The other members of the Masked Squad covered their faces, looking as if they didn't recognize Uzumaki.
Just as Wang Mian was about to speak, Wang Teng suddenly appeared behind the vortex.
"Excuse me, I need to talk to Whirlpool about something. It'll take 10 minutes. Please wait for me for 10 minutes...!"
With that, Wang Teng grabbed the vortex's arm and flew away into the distance.
So fast, the swirling hair drifted directly behind it.
"Ahhh, e=e=e=(＞д＜)?"
The faint screams of the vortex could still be heard in the air.
In a deserted open space, Whirlpool, though fierce, said to Wang Teng, "Wang Teng, let me tell you, hitting someone is illegal. I'm physically weak; I fall over easily and get dizzy from injuries. If I hurt or fall down anywhere, you better watch out, I'll report you to the Night Watch headquarters! And make you pay me ten or eight more times!"
With a wave of his hand, Wang Teng tore the vortex's clothes to shreds.
Whirlpool: "(⊙▽⊙), Wang Teng, you actually like this kind of thing? You~you~...don't come any closer!"
At that moment, Wang Teng had already taken out his phone with a wicked grin, pointed it at the vortex, and then snapped his fingers, forcing the vortex to perform various shameful actions.
"Ah, no, this is too embarrassing!!!"
……
After Wang Teng canceled his control over the vortex's body, the vortex made a "?▄█?█●" expression with both hands.
"Boss, I was wrong, please forgive me~~~"
Wang Teng chuckled coldly: "Whirlpool, you don't want me to share those photos with your teammates and the Masked Squad fan group, do you?"
That's right, this fan group is what Wang Teng envies and hates the most.
The Masked Squad is already incredibly busy.
But in private, they actually are a team of models.
Then every now and then, this group of people would go out and participate in one or two shows, and wiggle their hips a couple of times!
You say irritating is not irritating!
……
Six minutes later,
Wang Teng and Whirlpool appeared in front of the Masked Squad. Whirlpool had changed his clothes and looked completely listless.
“Through friendly communication between me and Whirlpool, Whirlpool realized his mistake and offered me a sincere apology, which I have already forgiven.”