AWB Chapter 134 The Sky-Covering Squad
Chapter 134 The Sky-Covering Squad
"Yeah, isn't that name awesome?"
"I'm not watching!"
Wang Teng: "..."
Lin Qiye raised his hand: "How about we call ourselves the Ox and Horse Squad? Oxen moo, horses neigh, and oxen and horses say 'Received, received'."
Cao Yuan immediately nodded: "Okay, this name is good!"
Wang Teng glared at Cao Yuan with a black line on his face: "Cao thief, I don't even want to talk about you, you're simply Lin Qiye's lapdog! I suspect that if he said shit smells good, you would nod like crazy! I was born to enjoy life, not to be a beast of burden, no way, no way!"
Shen Qingzhu tentatively asked, "How about we call it 'Brotherhood'?"
"Boss, we're not a gang!"
"Grass God?"
"Yang Jian, get out of here! This isn't your Guanjiang Estuary!"
Lin Qiye glanced at Wang Teng sideways: "This won't work, that won't work, Lao Wang, you're not really planning to call it the 'Emperor Team,' are you? If we go out like that, the enemy will laugh us to death!"
"Okay, Lao Wang, you can come up with another name. As long as it's acceptable, we'll accept it!"
Wang Teng said softly, "How about we call our team the 'Covering the Sky Team'?"
"Covering up the sky, covering up the sky, covering up the sky with one hand? Old Wang, isn't that a bit too grand a name!"
Wang Teng pulled out a whip dipped in chili water and looked at the crowd with a grin: "Alright, I'm a very democratic person. Let's start the vote now. Who's in favor, and who's against?"
As he spoke, Lin Qiye suddenly slapped his forehead.
"Oh dear, look at my memory. I forgot to mention, I have a few more photos here, like some of them of me in women's clothing, 'Brother, you smell so good!', 'Life is full of regrets, like the endless flow of water,' and someone saying they were sending a love letter to their first love. Oh, and there's also a photo and a short video of a kid drinking lotus root starch. I have a lot more videos like this. Do you want to come and enjoy them with me?"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stood on the side of support.
Wang Teng looked at everyone with a big smile: "Haha, you all have good taste! I have high hopes for you! And Xiao Linzi, you'll be the captain!"
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "I won't do it!"
Wang Teng stared dangerously at Lin Qiye: "Are you sure? If you're not going to do it, then I'll start sharing the good stuff on my phone with everyone!"
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "What the hell?!"
Haha, the team leader has to make plans, handle logistics, spend money, and take care of the team members. This kind of team leader isn't even fit to be a dog!
Imagining Lin Qiye fawning over him, serving him tea and water, Wang Teng burst into laughter like a pig!
Lin Qiye's face darkened, and then he suddenly said to Wang Teng, "Fine, if you want me to be the captain, that's fine, but I have one condition: you have to be the vice-captain!"
"you……"
Lin Qiye shrugged: "If you don't want to be the vice captain, I'd rather you expose all my photos and I'd still recommend you!"
"I'll take it!!!"
With a mournful sigh, Wang Teng said, "Ah, a man as outstanding as me, no matter where I am, shines like a firefly in the dark—so bright, so exceptional. Someone as excellent as me deserves to live a brilliant life!"
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "You've started singing again!"
"Hehe, Captain, I'm hungry, I need food, hey hey!"
The repeated use of three reduplicated words was enough to make not only Lin Qiye, but everyone else was also disgusted.
"Speak properly. Also, I can't cook!"
Faced with Lin Qiye's passive attitude towards work, Wang Teng launched into a tirade.
"Seven Nights, you're no good as captain. Look at my last captain, he fed me so well, I was all plump and healthy. How come now that you're captain, you're incompetent at everything... Seven Nights, this is a heavy responsibility entrusted to you by the organization, you absolutely have to do it well. Besides, isn't your so-called [Mortal Divine Realm] supposed to turn the impossible into miracles? Go for it, I believe in you!"
As he spoke, Lin Qiye gave the others a wink, and they all walked out of the room in unison.
In Wang Teng's opinion, although his current strength is still quite average, the ability of [Mortal God Realm] is definitely suitable for Lin Qiye, who can't cook.
Lin Qiye was on the verge of tears: "Damn it, what kind of world is this! Wait a minute, I think I was forced into this captain position!"
After leaving the room, Baili Pangpang said weakly, "Hey, something's not right. Qiye is clearly the captain, but why do I feel like Brother Wang is the one who makes all the decisions?"
With his hand on Baili Pangpang's shoulder, Wang Teng said with a warm smile, "Haha, Qiye is a soldier, but I, Wang Teng, am a king, an iron-hat king. Pangpang, if Lin Qiye resigns, I'll make you the captain directly. Then, all of Qiye's work will be yours."
After saying that, Wang Teng put his hands in his pockets, took an arrogant step, and began to wait for Lin Qiye to feed him.
Shen Qingzhu gasped: "This is more like a maid than a captain. When it comes to being ruthless, it has to be that kid Wang Teng."
Nezha nudged Yang Jian beside him: "Second brother, your cousin is being bullied, aren't you going to do anything about it?"
Yang Jian shrugged and said helplessly, "One is my cousin, and the other is my cousin's husband. It's their business, how can I interfere? Come on, Nezha, let's continue our seclusion. I feel that my strength should be recovering to the Sea Realm soon."
In the end, Cao Yuan still had a conscience. He looked at the others, then at Qi Ye who was busy at the chopping board, and then took a step and walked towards Lin Qi Ye, continuing to be Lin Qi Ye's loyal sycophant!
"Seven Nights, here I come~!"
……
Suddenly something came to mind.
Yang Jian looked at Wang Teng with a puzzled expression: "Old Wang, what did you mean when you told me before that our team has someone I know who is also Nezha?"
"So, have you found it yet?"
Yang Jian shook his head: "Unless one awakens to the mystery of their past life, it's very difficult for others to discover such things. Who exactly are our old acquaintances?"
"Hehe, as the Buddha said, it cannot be spoken, it cannot be spoken!"
Nezha stared at Wang Teng's retreating figure, his teeth itching with hatred, and unleashed a series of punches directly at Wang Teng's shadow.
"Damn it, this is infuriating! Second brother, I want to stab him to death with my fire-tipped spear!"
"Go, when you're stabbing him, remember to poke a few holes in me too, so I can vent my anger as well!"
in the afternoon,
Wang Teng called out to Lin Qiye and led him to an open space.
Lin Qiye felt a little scared when he saw Wang Teng, because Wang Teng had really been trying to torment him in the past two days.
"No, Lao Wang, what do you want me to do now? I've cooked for you, poured you tea, and even bought you clothes..."
Wang Teng took out a capsule and threw it into the air. A motorhome appeared directly in front of Lin Qiye.
Lin Qiye: "(⊙?⊙) Holy crap, Lao Wang, you're awesome!"