AWB Chapter 94 The Drunken Musings Arrive
Chapter 94 The Drunken Musings Arrive
As everyone laughed, they gradually stopped laughing.
Wang Teng pulled out a DV camera and looked at everyone with a playful expression.
"Keep laughing, let's see who's not laughing!"
Shen Qingzhu immediately raised her hand to tattle: "Instructor, why doesn't Wang Teng need to wear it?"
Yuan Gang nodded: "He'll bring some too. You bring two, and he'll bring four!"
Shen Qingzhu was initially upset because of the two watches, but when she heard that Wang Teng was going to bring four, she immediately stopped complaining and put the two watches on her wrists.
"Okay, I'll wear it! I'd rather lose eight hundred of my own than let the enemy lose sixteen thousand! Old Wang, you wear it too!"
Wang Teng looked at Shen Qingzhu with an amused expression, then simply took four and put them on. And so, Wang Teng, holding the DV camera in one hand, happily filmed Shen Qingzhu doing the invincible whirlwind flip.
While tumbling around on her whirlwind wheels, Shen Qingzhu struggled to reach Wang Teng's side: "Why aren't you reacting? This isn't scientific!"
Wang Teng spread his hands innocently: "I don't know, could it be that the watch is broken?"
Shen Qingzhu looked at the light on her wristwatch, then at Wang Teng: "It's not broken, what's going on?"
Wang Teng casually opened the watch and slipped it onto Shen Qingzhu's arm: "Hey bro, you're so stupid. You'll know once you try it."
As soon as the wristwatch was put on Shen Qingzhu's arm, she realized that she might have been tricked by Wang Teng. She was about to press the end button, but it was too late. She was already doing backflips.
Wang Teng made a cheering gesture.
"Roll over, little puller!!!"
At first, Shen Qingzhu struggled desperately, but gradually she realized she couldn't end it on her own, so she started calling out to her three underlings: "You three, come quick, I can't take it anymore... Ugh..."
Watching Shen Qingzhu roll around and vomit violently, Wang Teng shook his head, helplessly strode forward, and pressed the power button on his wristwatch with one hand.
Shen Qingzhu was panting heavily and vomiting, and slowly, the others began to follow suit.
Yuan Gang, his face dark, pulled Wang Teng aside: "Alright, Commander Ye just called and told you to hurry up and carry out your mission. Don't cause trouble here."
Wang Teng sighed, somewhat unsatisfied, then lifted his right foot and flew directly into the distance.
"Wow, this is so convenient! I can go wherever I want. But there's one problem: flying so fast, won't it mess up my hair?"
Unfortunately, Wang Teng had already flown far away and did not hear Yuan Gang's question; otherwise, Wang Teng would definitely have answered him.
Above the surging waves,
Wang Teng grabbed an octopus's claw with one hand, and with the other hand, he swung his palm like a knife, slicing off an 80-meter-long giant tentacle and sending it into the space.
"Tsk tsk, such good octopus tentacles! One sweet and sour, one braised, and a stir-fried one with soy sauce. Oh, and a teppanyaki one too. And some takoyaki on the side. Perfect..."
Watching the octopus frantically flee after Wang Teng cut off one of its tentacles.
Wang Teng grabbed the octopus's tentacles with his hands: "Isn't it a joy to have friends coming from afar! Now that you're by my side, you're mine. Don't worry, Octopus Bro, you'll be very gentle..."
Wang Teng excitedly licked his lips and ran towards the octopus. Such a big octopus must taste really good; he couldn't let it get away.
Mr. Octopus was trying to escape, but he found himself firmly held by Wang Teng's tentacles and unable to get away.
With no other options, the octopus could only roar angrily, then extend its fanged mouth and begin spewing out large amounts of ink and venom, preparing to confront Wang Teng head-on.
"The spring breeze blows, the war drums beat, who in this world is afraid of whom?"
As he spoke, Wang Teng used his palm like a knife to cut off another tentacle of the octopus monster.
The intense pain caused the octopus to roar, and then a stream of saliva entered, and new limbs grew back from the tentacles that Wang Teng had cut off.
Wang Teng's eyes shone even brighter: "Holy crap, this is recycled and usable resources! Baby, don't run away, come into my pot. With you, Mom won't have to worry about me going hungry anymore."
As he spoke, Wang Teng delivered a flying kick, knocking Mr. Octopus to the ground. A rope then appeared in his hand, which he used to firmly bind the octopus.
After being bound by ropes, the octopus, which was originally at the Boundless Realm, could no longer use any of its strength. Its body size quickly shrank to the size of a blue-ringed octopus, and it could only let out a few mournful cries.
"Don't worry, my little darling! Your flesh is delicious and chewy, how could I bear to kill you! How about this, let's make a deal, how about you give me two tentacles every month? Hehe, since you don't speak Mandarin, I'll take that as you agree."
After saying that, Wang Teng ignored the octopus's cries and put it into his pocket.
"Hmm, when we get back later, we'll have to find a fish tank to keep them in. They're a strategic resource that can be reused!"
Back on shore, Wang Teng couldn't resist cutting off a tentacle and making a grilled octopus!
As Wang Teng was eating the octopus with gusto, the phone suddenly rang.
"Hey, Gangzi, let me tell you, you're really unlucky not to be here with me today. I got my hands on a Boundless Realm octopus, and those tentacles are incredibly chewy! I'll treat you to some when I get back to camp. What... what did you say? Okay, I'm coming right now."
With that, Wang Teng put the octopus skewers into his spatial storage and flew towards Cangnan City.
"You bastard, you're fucking asking for death!"
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Yuan Gang appeared at the training camp covered in blood, and the instructors quickly surrounded him: "Commander, where have you been?"
"Ahem, we encountered the ramblings of the [Ancient God Church] and were stopped by him. Tell me quickly, what's the situation now?"
One of the instructors shook his head: "Sir, the situation is not good. In addition to the mudslide, we have also discovered some enemy forces taking advantage of the chaos."
"Hmph, a bunch of demons and monsters..."
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by, and a figure appeared directly in the spot.
"Gangzi, are you alright?"
Upon seeing Wang Teng, Yuan Gang instinctively breathed a sigh of relief and quickly said, "Wang Teng, quick, quick, saving lives is urgent!"
"Don't worry, now that I'm here, those scumbags can just face their fate of destruction. By the way, where are Qiye and the others? I looked around just now and couldn't find any trace of them."
"Ahem, suddenly the earth turned upside down, and they're buried in the ground. Wang Teng, hurry up and get them out. If it gets any later, I'm really afraid they'll run into the ravings of the Ancient God Church."