Yu-Gi-Oh!, the Roar of the Weak

Chapter 406 F4

Of course, no one understood the old Red Alert reference that Di Xing was using from his world, so they could only twist their necks to the right to align themselves as Di Xing instructed.

Yin Fa then took out a packet of ice cream cones laced with a lethal dose of syrup, took two large, expressionless licks, and said to Di Xing, "Alright, you can start training their physical fitness now."

"Attention, everyone! Left turn, march!" Di Xing happily directed the team forward, constantly cracking up tired jokes.

"One, two, one, one, two, shout it!"

The crowd shouted, "1, 2, 3, 4!"

"I didn't hear you, I couldn't hear you at all. You want to duel when your voice is so soft?"

The crowd shouted, "1, 2, 3, 4!!!!"

Finally, Lian Shi couldn't hold back any longer and whispered something to Xian Yiji beside him.

Xian Yiji's eyes lit up immediately, and he relayed these words to Li Hai beside him.

After hearing this, Li Hai hesitated for a moment, "Isn't this a bad idea?"

"Look at his smug, petty manner."

Li Hai glanced again at Di Xing's twisted smile.

"Xian Yiji! Why are you running so slowly? Are you afraid of breaking away from Earth's rotation?"

"Lian Shi, are you like a rabbit's tail? It's getting longer and longer!"

"Jie Jie"

Lian Shi ran a few steps, shouting, "We are doing this to rid the people of a scourge; it's an act of justice!"

Li Hai hesitated for a moment, then nodded emphatically, "I'll do it!"

Bai Xi glared at the arrogant Di Xing and gritted her teeth, "Count me in!"

While happily directing everyone to run, Di Xing didn't notice that Lian Shi and the others had secretly slipped away from the group, and then four dark figures quietly approached from behind him.

Suddenly, the four men pounced on him. Bai Xi and Xian Yi grabbed Di Xing's left and right hands, while Lian Shi and Li Hai grabbed his left and right legs. Together, they lifted him up.

"What...what do you want to do?"

"Di Xing, your days of constantly using tired jokes are over!" Xian Yiji chuckled.

"Put me down, put me down! I'm the class representative for physical education!"

"We're engaged in sports activities, so you should know about the sport of grinding pillars, right?" Lian Shi revealed a wicked smile.

Grinding a pillar, also known as sawing a person, was a pastime for middle school boys in Eastern cultures. This game between boys and a pillar spread widely, gradually spiraling out of control and becoming a harmful habit that damages the physical and mental health of teenagers.

—Wanhe Tianyi's "Wonderful Orient" Issue 2

"I swear, I'll f*** your grandpa!" Di Xing screamed in terror, struggling desperately.

Despite being off the ground, he was helplessly carried by the four men to the flagpole.

Then the four of them shouted, "1, 2, 3, 4!"

"Ah!" Di Xing's scream echoed throughout the entire playground.

The other four laughed smugly, while Yin Fa watched the students' farce from a distance, eating ice cream and staring at them with his deadpan eyes.

However, as Bai Xi laughed wildly, she turned her head and saw her older brother, Bai Chen, looking at her with a complicated expression on the other side of the playground.

"Brother! That's not how it is, let me explain!" Bai Xi hurriedly released Di Xing. Er Kang reached out, causing Di Xing to hit his head on the ground, suffering two injuries.

Students from all three rings are required to have physical education classes on the outermost playground, which is why Bai Chen from the upper ring is here.

"Ah!" came the exclamation of Mao Bohe.

Everyone rushed over and saw that, without Di Xing's command, the teammates were running around in disarray. Mao Bohe bumped into a man wearing a headscarf and with a fierce look on his face. Behind that man stood three other men of different appearances.

"I'm sorry."

"If apologies were enough, what would be the point of having police?"

"Holy crap!" Di Xing, clutching his crotch and shakily getting to his feet, heard the familiar line and looked at the four-person group with their strangely familiar appearance.

"Ah!!!" The man in the headscarf actually pushed Mao Bohe over.

Zhan hurriedly stepped in front of Mao Bohe.

"What do you want? She's already apologized."

“Yes, yes,” another woman ran over and stood behind Zhan, echoing his sentiments.

Di Xing and the others rushed over (Note: Di Xing was supported by Lian Shi and Li Hai because he was currently unable to move easily).

Di Xing saw that the leader had a pineapple-shaped headband, followed by a bespectacled man, a man with a perm, and a man pretending to be silent. Although their looks were far apart, their hairstyles were undoubtedly imitations of the Taiwanese version of Boys Over Flowers, that is, the F4 from Meteor Garden.

So Di Xing tentatively asked, "You guys...are you F4?"

"Heh, now that you know us, why don't you hurry up and disappear from our sight?"

Di Xing's gaze shifted downwards, and he saw the four people's enormous bellies. He couldn't help but purse his lips. This was a super-sized F4, fei4 (fat)?

The four noticed Di Xing's gaze and immediately blushed.

"What do you know? That big belly is a symbol of nobility!" the turbaned man shouted.

"Are you named Daoming Si?"

"No, my name is Ayanoji Tsuru, and these are Hiroya Hachiman, Azusagawa Kita, and Tsubaki Houtarou! The four of us are the famous F4, a handsome boy group that resounds throughout Central!"

"Huh? The costumes are F4, but the names are the Four Campus Bullies? Excuse me, what's the 'F' for?"

"Of course it's FAT! It means extremely fast, isn't that amazing!"

"That's FAST! FAT is fat!"

"what?"

"You all need to apologize to all the Meteor Garden fans right now!"

"You've watched Meteor Garden too?" Zhuo Hu looked surprised. "How could that be? That was a remnant of something unearthed from the ruins that Ming Mu sold to us!"

Oh, I see. Mingmu, you've done all sorts of bad things.

At this moment, the girl behind Zhan—Ye Suancai—revealed a mischievous smile. She had been staring at these four pigs, no, these four rich guys, for quite some time. She had even bought the only copy of Pop Garden from Senior Mingmu at a high price for it.

She was incredibly envious when she discovered that the female lead, Shan Cai, ended up marrying a rich young man. What excited her even more was that the four pigs had started imitating the F4 from the show.

So she started imitating the words and actions of the female lead, Shan Cai. She believed that it wouldn't be long before she could hook up with a rich second-generation heir, drive a mistress's car, drive away her aging wife, and become a socialite. Thinking about it, it's kind of cute, isn't it?

However, what she didn't know was that the unscrupulous merchant Mingmu had actually sold hundreds of copies of this tape, and he told every customer that this was the only one available and not to tell anyone.

Sauerkraut, in his usual affected tone, said again, "You'd better apologize to this girl right now! Otherwise, I, Sauerkraut, won't let you off the hook!"

"What?! Your name is Shan Cai?" Ayatoro Tsurugi was overjoyed.

"That's right, you should apologize to my friend right now!" Zhan said firmly.

Sauerkraut looked at Zhan with a bit of annoyance; why did this guy always steal his thunder?

"Tch, you want us to apologize? You're asking for trouble!" Zhuohu pulled out his deluxe duel disk. "Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson!"

Di Xing hurriedly stepped in front of Zhan?

"Oh, you want to play the hero and save the damsel in distress? Then you'll have to fight us in place of this girl!"

Di Xing turned to Zhan Yi behind him and gave him a reassuring smile, then...

"Teacher Yin Fa! Someone is bullying our students!"