AWB Chapter 156 contains a short skit.
Chapter 156 contains a short skit.
The chapter that was supposed to be posted tomorrow was suddenly sent, I'm so upset. I can only make up for it with a short skit about Lin Liuyi, you don't have to watch it.
Lin Liuyi: Zhou Zheng, it seems like you guys haven't arranged any driving lessons for me!
Zhou Zheng: Oh, I really forgot! You don't usually leave the base, so I forgot to add this training to your schedule! Wait here, you play by yourself for now, I'll go find the instructor!
Lin Liuyi: I'm getting rich! Look at how indifferent these people are to me!
System: Yes, how can you be so indifferent to my host!
Lin Liuyi: Exactly! Condemn them! Come on, I'll take you to play games!
System: Host, please stop, I can't handle you!
Lin Liuyi: How could you say that about your great and adorable host! I'll give you a chance to say it again!
System: Okay, okay, let's play PUBG then! I can't carry you in Honor of Kings. What host just stands there and lets others shoot them? Even if I'm the system, I can't help it!
The system sheds a tear of bitterness for itself.
Lin Liuyi: How can you blame me? I haven't even found where I'm standing yet!
System: Okay, okay, it's not your fault. Quickly switch games, or I'll drop from King to Bronze if you keep playing!
Lin Liuyi: Fine, let's switch! Come on, see you on the battlefield! I'm sure I can do it this time!
System: Host, lie down right now! Quick, there are people over there, shoot them! Behind you, behind you, are you even capable?!
Lin Liuyi: Wait for me a minute, I'm going to get a different gun!
System: I give up, host! The person is right in front of you, switch guns! I told you there's someone behind me!
Lin Liuyi: Fa Cai, can you at least be a little nicer?
System: Host, if this were a real battlefield, you would have died eight hundred times over. I don't know how Zhou Zheng and the others trained you. How come you can't even shoot accurately? Hey, heal yourself!
Lin Liuyi: Don't rush me, I'm here! Should I have a drink or change my bandages?
System: Why don't you just lie down?
Lin Liuyi: No, where am I supposed to lie down?! Where should I lie down if I'm going to get rich?!
System: Whatever you want!
The system has given up on itself.
System: Host, the poison gas is coming! Hurry up and get the car, we need to start our escape from the gas!
Lin Liuyi: Okay, okay, I'm here!
System: Ouch!
Your companion system has been destroyed by you!
System: Host, are you sure you're not here to practice your driving test in the game? How long have you had this car and still haven't driven it on the road?
Lin Liuyi: Getting rich isn't my fault! This car always turns, it can't go straight!
System: How about I do it?
You've killed your companion system again!
System: Host, I'm begging you, I'll drive! At this rate, you'll either be poisoned or run over!
Lin Liuyi: I can do it, give me another chance!
Your companion system has been destroyed again!
Lin Liuyi: You come! You come! You come this time!
System: It's too late, host! The poison has arrived! Let's all die together!
The system has gone mad.
Zhou Zheng: June 1st, your course schedule has been expanded, what do you think?
Lin Liuyi: Wait a minute, I can understand driving, but what about tanks, airplanes, space stations? Subways, high-speed trains, and regular trains? Surely I don't need to know all this!
Zhou Zheng: Learn more, just in case!
Lin Liuyi: What if what? What if I go and fly a plane someday?
Zhou Zheng: It's not impossible. Don't you want to pilot a mecha?
Lin Liuyi: Huh? We made it! (Rubbing hands together)
Zhou Zheng: Don't worry, there will be bread, there will be milk, and there will be mechs too!
Lin Liuyi: Then I'll learn!