Chapter 118 Help! I've been molested!
Chapter 118 Help! I've been molested!
Sister-in-law Niu and Granny Niu were all shocked. How could there really be men and women arguing?
What did we call them? Rats? Shrews? Shames?
Sister-in-law Niu was furious and raised her voice, "So what if I'm in the seafood business?"
Does this seafood belong solely to Lin Chang'er? Why can't others do the same business just because she did?
If you're not happy about it, then call the authorities to arrest me!
Bai Shaoan: "Tsk tsk tsk, I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone as shameless as you."
My dear Lin sister is magnanimous; she doesn't care what you do. Today, I'll only teach you one principle of being a good person: if you're just picking up scraps from others, at least you should have some gratitude.
"Someone as heartless, dishonest, and immoral as you has no chance of making a living. I swear on my life, I swear to the moon!"
"I, Bai Shaoan, am willing to sacrifice my third brother's three years of celibacy in exchange for the fact that these thieving women in front of me will ruin any business they do and become unscrupulous merchants that everyone hates."
"You..." Sister-in-law Niu was furious. The business hadn't even been done yet, and she was already being cursed by this pretty boy.
Isn't this just deliberately disgusting? This pretty boy looks like a human being, so why does he do such inhuman things?
When doing business, everyone wants a good start; otherwise, there would be no such thing as a "good start."
Niu Ersao grew angrier the more she thought about it, but the pretty boy just had this "what, go ahead and hit me if you dare" look on his face.
"I'll fight you to the death!" Niu Ersao screamed and lunged at Bai Shaoan.
Seeing this, Granny Niu was afraid that her daughter-in-law would be at a disadvantage, so she rushed over as well, and her old friends also joined in the fight.
Bai Shaoan cursed inwardly. This was really too much. He could hit women too, but these people looked so dirty.
He feels nauseous for days if he gets even a little bit of it.
However, he was just trying to be disgusting, so he rolled his eyes and shouted, "Help! I've been molested! I've been molested, a respectable young man..."
While shouting, she deliberately tore open the ties, loosened her clothes a bit, and revealed half of her collarbone.
Zhou San's wife, who witnessed the whole thing right next to him, was stunned. Could this really happen?
However, this person was a distinguished guest of Chang'er's younger brother and sister-in-law, so she quickly stepped forward to help stop Niu Ersao and the others.
Little Goldfish, Gu Xiaolu, Gu Xiaoman, Zhou Xiaoniu, Xiaoshan, Xiaoshu, and Datou have also been following Bai Shaoan.
They knew he was protecting Lin Chang'er, but they didn't understand what "indecent assault" meant, nor did they understand why Bai Shaoan was tearing his clothes. They only saw so many people rushing towards Bai Shaoan, so they also rushed forward, yelling.
Some hugged his legs, others bit his arms. Zhou Yi, being the youngest, didn't know what was happening, but he saw his mother and older brothers and sisters go up.
He wobbled along on his short legs, imitating his older brothers and sisters, yelling and rushing to help, but before he even got to them, he tripped and fell on his bottom.
Little Zhou Yi was stunned for a moment, then looked around. His mother was beating bad guys, and his older brothers and sisters were also beating bad guys, but no one else was watching.
Zhou Yi scrambled to his feet and, as if nothing had happened, pounced on the nearest old woman.
Before the elderly women could even get close, they were tripped up by a group of children.
They tore and tugged, but children fight without restraint; once they grabbed each other and bit each other, they couldn't be torn apart, and in the end, all they could do was scream and yell.
At this moment, Lao Liang, Lao Li, and the remaining patrol team also noticed that something was wrong and rushed over.
Since the other side was all women and their side was all men, it wasn't easy to break up the fight. They could only drag the little brats back and then protect Bai Shaoan behind them.
Bai Shaoan, in a dramatic mood, crossed his arms over his chest before even accusing them, and began to accuse them, "They, they tried to sexually assault me... How terrifying..."
Everyone: "..."
Niu Ersao: "You're talking nonsense! Who would want to molest you? I just want to beat you up."
Grandma Niu and her sisters said, "My grandson is almost as big as you, how could I possibly molest you?"
Bai Shaoan argued forcefully, "How do I know if your grandson is as good-looking as me? You're just lusting after my good looks..."
Everyone: "..." They actually found it quite reasonable and couldn't refute it.
Everyone looked at each other, then around the room. Apart from a few youngsters who might be able to rival him in the future, Bai Gongzi was indeed the most outstanding in appearance.
Then their actions can be clearly explained.
At this moment, a man in the patrol team who was familiar with Niu Ersao and Niu Apo spoke up, "Second Sister-in-law, how can you do this to Ergen-ge?"
And Grandma, you're already this old. If Grandpa knew you did this to someone who could almost be your grandson, he'd probably turn in his grave.
And you old ladies, if your grandfathers find out, won't you have any shame?
Sister-in-law Niu Er: What nonsense are you talking about?
Granny Niu also said, "No, we didn't..."
The other elderly women quickly chimed in, "We don't mean to..."
Everyone: "..." We won't listen, we won't listen! You just want to poison our handsome little brother.
When Granny Niu realized she couldn't reason with them and felt humiliated, she plopped down on the beach and started crying, saying that they had been bullied by a group of men who had bullied a few women.
What kind of people say that the men from Linshui Village are biased towards outsiders?
Seeing this, Niu Ersao and several old women also sat down on the ground and started acting like rascals.
Bai Shaoan: "..." You want to be more shameless? He sat down on the ground and started yelling too.
People say that morality has declined and the world is going downhill. They say that he, an innocent and upright young man, was taken advantage of by a group of wolfish old women.
The little ones were quick-witted too, and they started rolling around on the beach, not knowing what to say, they just kept howling.
In an instant, the voices of Granny Niu and the others were completely drowned out.
The original focus of the debate has completely shifted to a completely different level.
When Lin Chang'er, Wu Qingfeng, and the men who helped them were returning from the grove with the Gu family, laden with their spoils, they happened to witness this scene.
Lin Chang'er's mind was buzzing. She looked at this and that, and finally helped the little ones up and stand up one by one.
Bai Shaoan didn't need her help; with just a glance from Wu Qingfeng, he got up and stood up on his own. Then, looking aggrieved, he pointed at the little woman still sitting on the beach and said, "Third brother, they molested me."
As he spoke, he deliberately straightened his somewhat disheveled collar.
Wu Qingfeng: "..." What is he delirious about?
Lin Chang'er: "..." The scene was too beautiful to bear.
At this moment, the little goldfish stepped forward and said, "Mother, just now, they suddenly pounced on Young Master Bai all at once, just like hungry wolves pouncing on their prey..."
"Yes, Mother, it's a good thing Young Master Bai ran fast, otherwise they would have eaten him." Gu Xiaolu chimed in.
"Luckily, Xiaoman, her older brother, older sister, and younger brother were there to protect Young Master Bai." Gu Xiaoman blinked her big eyes, looking like she was still shaken.
Zhou Xiaoniu, Xiaoshan, Xiaoshu, and Datou nodded in agreement, and even Zhou Yi patted his chest, expressing his lingering fear...
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