AWB Chapter 147 As long as we have enough to eat and wear.
Chapter 147 As long as we have enough to eat and wear.
Chapter 147 As long as we have enough to eat and wear.
The reason why Luna suddenly entrusted Aqua with this task can be traced back to Wiz's experience with a purifying flood.
Yes, it's also Aqua's fault.
"I haven't been here these past few days, and the magic emanating from my body seems to have catalyzed some ghosts to emerge here, but it's all over now. I've already used a soul-soothing spell to bring those ghosts to rest."
"So, in that case, I wronged you?"
"Mmm-hmm-hmm."
Wiz nodded repeatedly.
"Um?"
"Ah, no, no, no, you're not wronging me, it was indeed my fault."
Once she realized what was happening, the lich lady quickly shook her head.
Seeing this, Aqua nodded in satisfaction.
"You rascal, judging from your story, you seem to be quite strong. You might be able to help us when we fight the Demon King. My disciple has also taken a liking to you. How about this, you agree to be my disciple's concubine, and I'll let you go."
Aqua continued.
"Ah, Aqua, why are you introducing another woman to my future husband? Oh no, this one's dead, but that still doesn't feel right!"
Upon hearing this, Darkness could no longer contain herself.
You've already had two encounters in just one night, haven't you?!
"Don't be so petty. Besides, this isn't my personal wish; it's what Broly wanted. Hey, Broly, don't be so indifferent. Say something!"
Broly nodded, came over and said a few words.
What did I say? It really was just "two sentences".
Darkness: "..."
"As expected of my disciple, he truly has a talent for comedy!"
Broly's two-line corny joke successfully made Aqua laugh, and she immediately praised him.
"Darkness, if my continued search for a wife makes you uncomfortable, then I apologize."
However, finding a wife is very important to me, and I hope you can understand and support me.
Darkness's happiness level dropped just now. Her situation is a bit different from Aqua's. Aqua has a quirky personality, so it's normal for her happiness level to fluctuate.
Darkness is a masochist, and her happiness level only drops when she is truly sad.
Broly didn't know that Darkness was upset when Aqua introduced him to a new wife because she was genuinely attracted to him, but he sincerely apologized.
This was a matter of food, and Broly's attitude was serious and sincere. He directly used the ultimate technique he learned in the first world to ask for help from others (bowing deeply).
"Please, please let me keep looking for a wife!"
The dialogue for the request was a bit too stilted, which made it hard to hold back.
If an adult were to act like this, it would make people want to kick the shameless person into the Atlantic Ocean to feed the sharks.
But Broly was just a child, and his earnest plea was both amusing and exasperating.
"That's how it is. This kid is obsessed with finding a wife. I don't know how this obsession came about, but I was the first one to be sought after, you were the second, the white-haired thief at night was the third, and this lich in front of us is the fourth."
Aqua patted Darkness on the shoulder, indicating that she should get used to her childhood sweetheart's obsession with finding a wife as soon as possible.
"Could it be...?"
Darkness gaped, thinking about her divine revelation, and suddenly wondered if this was why she had encountered Broly.
After all, from a human perspective, she herself is a very problematic person.
"Broly, this isn't your fault, it's my own problem too."
Darkness realized that the problem wasn't the child's fault for meeting her, but hers. And she couldn't blame the child for wanting more wives just because of her own problems.
Therefore, on the path where being cheated on is inevitable, there is only one answer.
That means putting on the hat, choosing to forgive him, and forgiving the child.
"Broly, I understand you and I support you!"
Darkness covered her mouth, turned her head to one side, and pretended to cry before saying those words.
To be honest, after accepting that it was my fault, the feeling of being destined to be the victim was actually quite satisfying.
"Huh, really?"
Broly was somewhat surprised, not expecting things to be so simple. Seeing Darkness's happiness level rising again, he no longer needed to wait for her reply.
"Long live understanding!"
Aqua arrived just in time between the two, spreading her arms in a gesture of benevolent goddess, allowing the light of heaven to envelop the two, now deep within the cemetery and having come to understand each other.
Beside them, Miss Lich was somewhat stunned. The three people in front of her suddenly started acting out a stage play as they were talking.
The plot of this stage play is not complicated. At least on the surface, it is about a philandering young man who is preparing to pursue more wives and kneeling down to beg for the understanding and support of his original wife.
Meanwhile, the original wife, for some unknown reason, suddenly seemed to understand her philandering husband and was willing to support him in pursuing more mistresses.
What kind of garbage plot did she watch? Oh no, that's not right. Because the performers' expressions were so sincere and vivid, the actual performance wasn't that garbage.
The Lich Lady, who used to have a very fiery temper, really wanted to grab the two men by the collar, asking them about their motives for finding more wives and what had happened in their mindset that led them to forgive.
Of course, with Aqua, who is confirmed to be the true goddess and serves as a backdrop, creating a celestial glow as ambient lighting, the Lich Lady didn't dare to do anything excessive.
They could only stand silently to the side, waiting for this suddenly started stage play to end itself, under the effect of the undead race's unique forced calming magic.
"Alright, alright, the misunderstanding between the future couple has been resolved. Let's continue our previous topic."
Aqua looked at Wiz and asked, "You, would you be willing to be my disciple's concubine?"
Aqua might maintain politeness towards humans, but when facing the undead, even after hearing Wiz's story, she couldn't be entirely certain of its veracity, so she could offer little in the way of politeness.
"This... it's not really appropriate for me, a lich, to be a child's concubine."
Wiz said somewhat awkwardly.
"What, you look down on my disciple?"
Aqua's face hardened, and she asked in a threatening tone.
"No, no, it's just that I feel like I might not be good enough for this child."
Wiz said it somewhat tactfully, but she would have been better off refusing directly.
"That's what the lich said, Broly, what do you think?"
Aqua looked at Broly.
"I don't think there's any problem; she's perfectly worthy!"
As long as Crystal Palace is acceptable, Broly would accept anything, not just a lich, but even a pile of dung, as long as it can increase happiness stats and ultimately be exchanged for happiness points.
"Huh?!"
Wiz was startled and quickly said, "I am a lich, my body has no temperature at all, you won't feel warm holding me."
Wiz meant to express that she was like an ice cube, with little practical value, but she didn't realize that Broly wasn't at the point of understanding practical value yet; Broly only valued the additional value that Crystal Palace had given her.
"It's okay, as long as I have enough to eat and wear, that's fine."
"what?"
This is the voice of the lich lady, clutching her chest and covering the center of her legs.
"Eh!"
This is Darkness, who is also clutching her chest and covering her crotch, exclaiming with a slight blush.
"Broly, your tastes are a bit too strong!"
Aqua, on the other hand, adopted the demeanor of an old master, earnestly instructing her disciple.
"Um?"
Broly looked at his master with some confusion, not understanding why he had developed such a strong taste.
(End of this chapter)