My happy life in a courtyard house with triplets.

Chapter 152: Flying Everywhere

Meanwhile, the commotion in the middle courtyard had already attracted the attention of people in both the front and back yards.

Seeing Qin Huairu rushing over, Zhang Lei immediately stood in front of her and whispered, "Qin Huairu, if you don't want to get your hands dirty, you'd better go to the front yard and stay put. Don't come over no matter who calls you."

Qin Huairu glanced at Jia Dongxu, who was surrounded by the crowd, and then smelled the pungent stench of feces in the air. She instantly understood what was going on, nodded, and turned to walk towards the front yard.

Zhang Lei then looked at the three Ye sisters—Ye Shuqin, Ye Shuqi, and Ye Shuhua—who had rushed over from the backyard. They quietly approached him. Ye Shuqin looked at Zhang Lei with some concern and asked, "Honey, what happened to Jia Dongxu?"

Zhang Lei glanced at her and said calmly, "Who knows what's wrong with him? He can get diarrhea like this just from eating. You three stay away from him. If something happens, you won't have time to escape if you're too close."

The three women nodded seriously after hearing Zhang Lei's words, took a few steps back, and stood in a relatively safe position.

At this moment, no one in the courtyard had any appetite. The dishes on the table were almost untouched, and everyone's eyes were focused on Jia Dongxu, watching him "perform" by making rhythms with his farts.

At this moment, Zhao Qing, the bride, saw this scene and turned pale with anger. She glared at Liu Guangqi and scolded, "Liu Guangqi, look at who these people are! How can the people in your courtyard be so disgusting!"

As she spoke, she angrily ran towards the backyard. Seeing his wife run away, Liu Guangqi quickly dropped his wine glass and scurried after her to coax her.

Seeing his daughter-in-law storm off in anger, Liu Haizhong was instantly enraged. Pointing his finger at Jia Zhangshi, he yelled, "Jia Zhangshi! If you don't get Jia Dongxu out of here, I'll never forgive your family! You've ruined this joyous occasion!"

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi looked at Liu Haizhong and started acting like a rogue, saying with a mournful face, "I can't handle this by myself. He's so big, I need help."

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong immediately looked around at the crowd, his eyes scanning them as if searching for "coolies".

Upon seeing the look in Second Uncle's eyes, no one dared to linger. They immediately retreated in unison, afraid of being called out by Liu Haizhong.

With this retreat, Zhang Lei, who was originally mixed in with the crowd, appeared somewhat out of place, standing alone at the front.

Liu Haizhong indeed looked at Zhang Lei.

Seeing this, Zhang Lei waved his hand and refused, saying, "Second Uncle, don't look at me. I'm not familiar with the Jia family." After saying that, he also took two steps back to join the others.

Liu Haizhong wanted to look at the others, but everyone seemed to have agreed beforehand, waving their hands and saying, "I'm not familiar with the Jia family!" "Neither am I!"

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong became extremely anxious. He knew he couldn't command these people anymore, so he could only turn to the old man Yi Zhonghai for help.

Yi Zhonghai sighed helplessly, looked around, and called out, "Zhu Zi!"

When Sha Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai call his name, he immediately shook his head vigorously, saying unhappily, "Uncle, don't call me! I'm a cook, if I touch this stuff, who will dare to eat my cooking in the future?"

Hearing Sha Zhu's words, Yi Zhonghai thought they made sense. Just as he was feeling conflicted, Sha Zhu suddenly had a brilliant idea. Pointing to Xu Damao in the crowd, he said, "Uncle, let Xu Damao go! He's got nothing to do, he's just bored!"

When Xu Damao heard that Sha Zhu had actually shifted the blame onto him, he was so angry that he jumped up and down, cursing, "Sha Zhu, you bastard! You can't get your hands dirty, so you make me get it? What are you up to?!"

When Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao cursing him, he was so angry that he was about to rush up and hit him.

When Xu Damao saw that Sha Zhu was really going to make a move, he quickly dodged to the side.

The two chased and dodged, creating chaos in the courtyard.

Taking advantage of Sha Zhu's inattention, Xu Damao suddenly shoved him toward Jia Dongxu.

Sha Zhu stumbled a few steps after being pushed, and instinctively grabbed Xu Damao.

The two of them pulled at each other and fell towards Jia Dongxu.

At that moment, Jia Dongxu was trying to stand up on his own. He braced himself on the table with both hands and managed to lift his upper body.

Who knew that Xu Damao and Shazhu would bump into them.

Sha Zhu was pushed by Xu Damao and fell directly to the ground.

Xu Damao was pulled by Sha Zhu and lost his balance, falling towards Jia Dongxu.

In his panicked lunge, Xu Damao's hands flailing wildly, managing to pull down Jia Dongxu's pants.

As his pants were pulled down, Jia Dongxu's large, white buttocks were instantly exposed to everyone.

No, it should be called Big Yellow Butt now.

Suddenly, the entire courtyard seemed to be paused; everyone stood frozen in place, forgetting even to breathe.

Immediately afterward, Jia Zhangshi's heart-wrenching scream shattered the silence: "Ah—! My son!"

That shout was like a signal, instantly igniting the entire venue. Adults and children alike screamed in chaos: "How disgusting!" "Oh my god!" "Stop watching!"

Seeing that everyone had gathered around, Liu Haizhong disregarded everything else and quickly followed, trying to get Jia Dongxu away. This was too shameful and disgusting; today was his son's wedding day!

Jia Dongxu was stunned when Xu Damao pulled him like that. His hands went limp and he fell to the ground.

He tried to support himself with his hands, but ended up in a backbend position—his hands and head on the ground, his buttocks sticking up high.

I don't know if it's because this position is comfortable, but his butt looks like it's been fired from a cannon:

"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft pfft—!"

The excrement started splattering everywhere, practically blooming in all directions.

The four people closest to the sprayer—Jia Zhangshi, Liu Haizhong, Xu Damao, and Shazhu—were instantly covered in the spray.

Xu Damao and Shazhu both fell to the ground. Xu Damao lay face up on the ground, his mouth agape in shock at the sight before him, as countless turds flew into his mouth.

When Sha Zhu saw this scene, he quickly buried his head on the ground, not daring to look up, for fear that he would vomit if he looked any longer.

Jia Zhangshi and Liu Haizhong, who ran over, weren't much better off; they were sprayed all over their faces, hair, and clothes.

At this moment, Jia Dongxu felt like dying.

He remained in that shameful position, his lower body completely out of control, his whole being like a human-shaped shit cannon firing, constantly spraying filth outwards.

He could feel everyone's gaze around him, gazes that felt like knives scraping against him. He wanted to stop, to clench his buttocks, but his body wouldn't obey him.

This despair and shame were worse than death. He wished he could disappear into the ground and never come out to face anyone again.