Chapter 885: Little Blackie Homokaryon
Chapter 885: Little Blackie Homokaryon
When Kuroba Kaito called Martin, Martin had just fainted from anger due to tutoring Ma Wu with his homework.
Rabbit pinched Martin's philtrum in panic, but the little rabbit could never wake up someone who was pretending to be asleep.
Martin's cell phone on the table rang, attracting Ma Wu's eyes. Another tutor, Huiyuan Ai, pulled her head back and took a look: "The thief is looking for you."
Martin was still lying straight on the ground, motionless.
Most likely he is dead.
So Haibara Ai answered the phone herself.
"Hello? Martin?" Kuroba Kaito's anxious and tired voice came out.
"The user you are calling is temporarily dead." Huihara Ai said calmly: "Please stop calling, or leave a message after the beep."
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"What about 'di'?" Kuroba Kaito finally couldn't help but break the silence.
Just now he could hear Martin's Pokémon rabbit calling from the background noise of the phone, and the call sounded very anxious.
"I don't want you to leave a message." Huibara Ai said honestly.
Kuroba Kaito: Ah, what a familiar feeling of heart attack. No wonder these two can get along so well.
Kuroba Kaito: "Please, I'm really in a hurry, little lady. Did Martin turn me into two people? Or did he pull my parallel world self here or something like that?"
"You've become two?" Huiyuan Ai subconsciously glanced at Ma Wu, then looked at Martin lying straight, and continued: "Strictly speaking, this was not done by Martin."
"But if it's not so strict, it has something to do with him, right?" Kuroba Kaito understood what Huihara Ai meant: "I just want to know how to solve this problem."
"Then you have to wait for a while while I teach Bunny the correct CPR procedure."
"Forget it." Martin sat up. CPR would break the ribs. If Ai told Tuji to 'use as much force as possible', Martin would really be lying on the bed.
"Jiji!" Tuji hugged me from behind, making a giggle sound.
Martin picked up the phone: "Hello? Blackie? What do you want to do?"
"I've become two, can that be solved?" Kuroba Kaito glanced at the other Kuroba Kaito next to him, and they both shrugged their shoulders.
"This is very simple. Which one do you want to solve?" Martin agreed.
"Which one to solve?" Kuroba Kaito was stunned: "Can I ask how you plan to solve it first?"
"Of course, um...how about 7.62? If you're afraid of pain, I have a cement bucket box in Tokyo Bay."
"I'm asking you to solve the problem! I'm not asking you to solve us!" Kuroba Kaito got angry: "If any of us are from another world, send them back. If one person becomes two, then change back to one person. Is that not okay?"
"No, I've heard of earthworms being split into two, but I've never heard of two earthworms being put back together as one." Martin first told them that they had indeed split from one into two: "Even single-celled organisms have never heard of splitting and then fusing back together."
"The cells can still be fused." Haibara Ai reminded from the side.
Martin was stunned, then retreated tactically: "Drive?"
Huiyuan Ai's forehead darkened, and she said with a stern face, "Somatic cell hybridization technology, also known as somatic cell fusion, refers to the process of fusing two somatic cells with different protoplasms into one somatic cell. The hybrid cell formed by the fusion has chromosomes from both cells. This technology is mainly used for gene localization and gene linkage analysis."
"One more thing to add - somatic cells are all cells in an organism except reproductive cells, so this topic has nothing to do with someone's obscene associations."
Martin turned his head and spoke into the phone: "Did you hear that? Xiao Ai said that you two can fuse your cells, and the two little black guys can fuse into one hybrid black guy."
"I don't think that's what you mean..." Kuroba Kaito struggled.
"In addition, some single-celled organisms can fuse at some point." Huiyuan Ai recalled uncertainly: "This type of single-celled organism first fuses together before splitting, and then splits. This helps to diversify the combination of genes during the splitting process, just like sexual reproduction in single-celled organisms."
However, these single-celled organisms do not change their gender, and any two of the three mature cells can fuse and divide in this way.
Martin spoke into the phone again: "Did you hear that? Ai said that the fusion of the two of you counts as mating."
This time it’s a real car, a microbial car.
Huibara Ai glanced at Ma Wu and kicked Martin's calf under the table.
"Then let's not fuse them." The two Kuroba Kaito looked at each other, feeling a little disgusted with each other: "What are the other plans?"
"Then exile to another world is a feasible solution, but isn't it almost the same as getting rid of one of them? It's just the difference between soul and body."
"If you drink Meng Po soup, you won't be drowned! You'll be dead!" Kuroba Kaito protested: "Please, is there a reliable plan?"
Then Kuroba Kaito said very quietly into the phone: "If there is really no better solution, just exile him."
"I can hear you!" The other Kuroba Kaito certainly knew his own character, and pounced over and strangled his other self.
"Okay, stop making trouble!" Nakamori Aoko suppressed the two people and answered the phone: "Martin, Xiaolan said that you are very powerful and can merge many worlds together. It must be possible for you to merge the two Kaitos together, right?"
"Xiaoqing is still the one who can talk." Martin, in the form of an elementary school student, lay back on the floor and turned over: "But if I use the method of merging the worlds, I have to weave it very carefully, which is very laborious..."
Aoko panicked when she heard this. Kuroba Kaito realized that Martin was going to make a condition: "Tell me, what do you want me to do in order to help me?"
"Well, let me think..." Martin himself didn't have anything that needed Kaito Kid's help. After thinking for a while, he thought of one thing: "Before, Sonoko wanted to be the female lead in a movie, but I took her to film Rise of the Planet of the Apes. It just so happens that we are really making a movie this time, and both of the little black guys will be the stars."
There's no need to ask Sonoko's wishes. Just tell her that the male lead is Kaito Kid and she'll be angry if you don't let her be the female lead.
"But we don't have time to shoot a movie now. We'll shoot it on the weekend." After the timeline was normalized, everyone had to go to school for five days so they could have two days to make trouble: "Well... let's keep it like this for now. I'll call you after we find a venue on the weekend." "We have to keep this status until the weekend?" Kuroba Kaito was a little reluctant. He was not satisfied with the result and the fact that he had to go to shoot Martin's movie: "What should we do these few days?"
For example, if no one wants to go to school, if they take turns going to school, one person will go for three days and the other will go for two days.
"How about you assign one of you to be Kudo Shinichi?" Martin suggested: "If the great detective doesn't show up, he will be held back."
This is not the case before when two months would have passed no matter how many episodes were filmed. After the timeline is normal, if Kudo Shinichi is absent from class for more than three months, he will have to repeat the grade.
"Let him repeat the grade." Kuroba Kaito said decisively, "Then I can confidently say that he is my younger brother."
Kuroba Kaito's birthday is one month younger than Kudo Shinichi's, but as long as he stands by now, he can become Kudo Shinichi's senior.
Another Kuroba Kaito suddenly patted his shoulder: "So why do we change back?"
As he spoke, he winked at his other self: We (or she) didn't do anything to be turned into two, and we are ordered by him to make a movie. How can this be allowed? Resist! We must resist!
Martin: "Maybe he's worried about someone sharing his inheritance?"
Kuroba Kaito understood what he meant: "Right? Why change back?"
It was still Kuroba Kaito: "That's it. From now on, I will be responsible for going to school during the day to create an alibi."
Kuroba Kaito then said, "And I can go steal the gems during the day and make that Hakuba guy mad."
Kuroba Kaito: "Uncle Nakamori works during the day and gets off work normally at night."
Kuroba Kaito and Kuroba Kaito high-fived each other, "Best of both worlds, yeah!"
However, Martin said slowly on the phone: "Who will be responsible for marrying Xiaoqing?"
"Who..." "Who wants to..." Both Kuroba Kaito were about to deny it subconsciously, but they reacted very quickly and held back their words.
No, not this time! I absolutely cannot say anything against my will here, or I will be finished!
"Let's duel!" The Kuroba Kaito who said one more word took the initiative and pounced on his other self.
Then the two of them really started fighting.
"Draw your sword! Beauty is only for the strong!"
"I own you guys!" Nakamori Aoko found a broom from somewhere and separated the two Kuroba Kaitos in embarrassment and anger.
"Wait a minute Aoko, that was what Martin shouted on the phone..." Kuroba Kaito wanted to explain, but when he picked up the phone he found that the call had been hung up.
"Then let's wait until the weekend." Aoko decided on this matter. On the weekend, both Kuroba Kaitos will go to film a movie. Then Aoko mentioned another matter: "By the way, have you confirmed the gems?"
"Confirmed." "Well, this one is not Pandora either." The two of them took out a gem each.
"Then send it back quickly." Qingzi urged.
"Don't worry. In theory, Kaito Kid will play with the stolen gems for a few days and return them when he gets tired of them." said a Kuroba Kaito.
"Then just give it to your uncle. I threw most of the gems to your uncle later." said another Kuroba Kaito.
He was not stupid. What if he quietly returned the gem to its original owner, but the original owner said he did not receive the gem? The best thing would be to let the police take it, so that they would know that he had returned the gem.
In fact, the stolen gems fell into Nakamori Ginzo's hands due to various accidents at the beginning. After it happened many times, Nakamori Ginzo thought it was intentional, so Kuroba Kaito later threw them directly into Nakamori Ginzo's pocket.
"Or disguise yourself as Aoko and drop anonymous mail addressed to the Metropolitan Police Department into a mailbox on the street." One of Kuroba was about to start a quarrel, not noticing the eye signal from his other self: "Even if uncle checks the surveillance, he can only see Aoko's face getting angry."
"What!? Use my face?" Aoko instantly felt like the sky was falling. She was really impressed to know Kaito, her childhood sweetheart.
The other Kuroba Kaito reluctantly added: "It's mainly because Aoko's face is the most familiar, and it's easiest to disguise her. I can do it even with my eyes closed."
Aoko curled the corners of her mouth, looking like she was brewing a storm, or waiting for a reason to make her angry.
Kuroba Kaito immediately changed the subject and handed over the diamond earrings in his hand: "Look, Aoko, do these earrings look good?"
The other Kuroba Kaito did the same, putting the earrings together in front of Aoko.
"Of course it looks good." Qingzi's eyes soon showed desire as she looked at the diamond.
No matter whether the real price of diamonds is that high or not, at least they are really beautiful when they are sparkling.
Light pink and light blue are very typical contrasting colors. Putting them together can set off each other, making the pink look brighter and the blue look fuller.
Moreover, although both are colored diamonds, the causes of pink diamonds and blue diamonds are different: the color of blue diamonds mainly comes from the mixing of trace amounts of boron; while the color of pink diamonds usually comes from the extreme pressure and shear stress in the mantle that causes plastic deformation of the crystal structure, causing it to reflect pink light.
The pair of diamond earrings in front of Qingzi are said to come from the same mining area. Two pieces of pink and blue diamond ores were excavated in two very close locations and named Gemini.
The skilled craftsman cut the two pieces of raw ore into a large diamond and a dozen small diamonds, polished them into fifty-seven beautiful facets, and then pieced them into a flower-like shape and inlaid them in the earrings.
Kuroba Kaito: "This is a rare opportunity, Aoko, do you want to try it on?"
Kuroba Kaito: "I also think it would be very suitable for Aoko to wear."
"I..." Qingzi's heart had long been captured by the beautiful earrings, but the concept that her parents, who were police officers and prosecutors, had taught her since she was a child was still struggling: "Isn't this bad?"
"It's okay." Kuroba Kaito struck while the iron was hot: "Wear it secretly. Only us and Grandpa Terai are watching here."
"Then take it home and ask Aoko to give it to uncle, and say that you found it at the door of the house." Kuroba Kaito 'coerced': "If we deal with it ourselves, I don't know how long it will take before we remember to give it back."
"Please, I really want to see what Aoko would look like wearing these earrings. As expected, these earrings look their best only on Aoko."
Confused by the two Kaitos' constant talking, Aoko slowly reached out and took the diamond earrings from their hands.
It's over. This child has been completely taken advantage of by Mr. Thief. He will definitely not be able to pass the civil service exam in the future.
At a angle that Qingzi couldn't see, the two thieves fist-bumped in tacit agreement behind their backs: "Dividing the loot" was successful, and now Qingzi was also a vested interest, and there was no need to worry about her destroying her relatives for the sake of justice. (End of this chapter)
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