AWB Chapter 807 Kinoshita Hideyoshi
Chapter 807 Kinoshita Hideyoshi
Chapter 807 Kinoshita Hideyoshi
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is not to open my eyes, but to reach out and touch my face to see what I am today.
There is no fur, no horns, no animal ears or antennae, and the hair reaches about the shoulders.
Oh my, the facial features are very delicate, the nose is small, the lips are exquisite, the skin is soft and smooth as if it were broken by the baby's. Today she is a beautiful character.
Martin sat up on the bed, stretched his hands upward, then put his hands down with his fingers interlaced and palms facing outward, looking at the pair of slender hands in front of him that even Kira Yoshikage praised.
I got out of bed, walked to the mirror, and looked at the character in the mirror.
She had shoulder-length brown hair with two hairpins on her bangs, one on each side, and eyes like emeralds. She was wearing a black school suit with some gold patterns.
To sum up her appearance in more detail, she is an extremely beautiful girl.
Martin couldn't help but sigh softly while looking at the mirror: "Oh, I'm so cute."
But there is one flaw in the ointment, that is, this character is as flat as Sera Masumi.
Martin patted his chest, making a solid and low "bang bang" sound.
"Another cliffhanger, um... the voice isn't Kugimiya's; brown shoulder-length hair... Bilibili's hair should be lighter, and I don't remember it being so flat to such a hopeless degree... I can't guess."
Martin came to the desk, turned off the alarm in advance, and checked his personal belongings, especially his ID.
A red and white Poké Ball, containing a small diamond that is currently in a state of self-abandonment. It comes out to eat at mealtime and then returns to the ball; Martin's wallet, the contents of which remain unchanged; a student ID card, which is obviously transformed from Martin's ID card.
School: Bungetsu Academy High School
Class: 2nd year F class
Name: Martin
Gender: Hideyoshi
Student ID:……
Hmm? Wait? Gender... Hideyoshi?
So that's how it is. Today, Martin transformed into the character Kinoshita Hideyoshi from "Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts". Kinoshita Hideyoshi looks like a nearly perfect beautiful girl, but he insisted that he was a boy. In the end, both inside and outside the school, there was an official consensus that "Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi".
But in this age of helicopter gunships and Wal-Mart shopping bags arm-in-arm marriage registrations, creating a new gender is no big deal.
By the way, the pronunciation of "Hideyoshi" of Kinoshita Hideyoshi and "Hideyoshi" of Toyotomi Hideyoshi are both "Hideyoshi", while the "Hideyoshi" of Sera Masumi's second brother Haneda Hideyoshi is "Shūkichi". Although the Chinese characters are written the same, the pronunciations are different.
However, '木下' and '木下' written by Kinoshita Fusahui actually have the same pronunciation, but the Chinese characters are written differently.
Hideyoshi Martin lowered his head, then used his fingers to pull open the waistband of his pants and took a look: "It's indeed a boy."
After tidying up his clothes and picking up his belongings, Hideyoshi Martin walked out of the room.
Martin woke up at a normal time today and saw the Miyano sisters making breakfast in the living room.
The luxurious Poké Ball corresponding to Usagi was placed on the table. Because Usagi was attending night school at Ai's place last night, its "dormitory" was also moved to the Miyano sisters' place.
"Good morning, Martin-kun—or should I call him Martin-chan?" Miyano Akemi was obviously much more excited after seeing Martin: "By the way, Martin-kun seems to have turned into a beautiful girl quite frequently recently?"
"Under completely random conditions and within the scope of human transformation, the probability of male and female characters should be equal. The fact that male characters account for the majority is evidence that my consciousness can subtly interfere with the transformation results." Martin explained calmly, "Besides, today's transformation is to a male."
"A boy?" Miyano Akemi didn't believe it. She put down her work and walked over to look at Martin carefully. "Although her breasts are the same as her cousin Masumi's, how could she be a boy with such a cute appearance?"
"She must be a boy if she's this cute, right?" Martin pretended to take off his pants. "Do you need me to prove it in a more extreme way?"
"Emm..." Miyano Akemi thought about it carefully: "I don't mind."
"I mind." A cold voice floated from the kitchen, paused and added: "If no one comes to help."
"I'm coming." Miyano Akemi ran back to the kitchen. However, the kitchen in the doctor's house was originally an open kitchen with a round island, so standing in the kitchen did not prevent Miyano Akemi from chatting: "So what special ability does Martin have today?"
"Ding ding." Hideyoshi Martin made a second-year pose, raising one hand forward. If you didn't know, you would think he was going to play cards: "Come out, my summoned beast."
A red light flew out from the Poké Ball on the table and landed in front of Martin. The figure of Rabbit Ji appeared in it: "Ji!"
But the summoned beast Martin wanted to call was not Rabbit.
However, if you recall carefully, according to the setting in "Baka Test - Summon the Beasts", summoned beasts can only be summoned in school and with the presence of a teacher, and under normal circumstances, summoned beasts cannot cause physical impact on reality and can only be used to fight other summoned beasts.
If you think about it carefully, it is equivalent to Pokémon GO... At this point, the summoned beast Rabbit is better.
But if he can't summon a summoned beast... wouldn't he just be an ordinary Hideyoshi?
Sitting at the dining table, Hideyoshi Martin hugged Bunny and took many cute selfies with his phone, then picked the best one. He opened the chat group, changed his nickname from "Knight does not die in a plane crash" to "Martin's gender is Martin", and then sent the beautiful selfie to the group.
Soon, I received a question mark from Xiaolan, who had already woken up, and Mira, who was playing with her phone before going to bed.
After Dr. Agasa got up, Martin reminded him again that today's transformed character was still a boy.
After finishing breakfast, I took another look at the group messages. Conan and Hattori Heiji also joined the ranks of sending question marks, and there was an obvious trend of forming a formation.
Then Kuroba Kaito suddenly interrupted the formation and sent a "handshake" emoji instead, as if he thought he was finally "not alone" on the road of dressing as a woman.
Then Suzuki Sonoko, who changed her nickname back, also sent a question mark, followed by Miyano Akemi, and the formation was connected again. Toyama Kazuha sent a message that was withdrawn before anyone could see it.
The Kanto Plain is tomorrow's Mount Fuji: {? }
The Kanto Plain is tomorrow's Mount Fuji: {This is a great idea}
Sera's gender is Masumi: {I'll change my name too.}
Stupid Black Chicken: {couple name?}
Sera's gender is Masamune: {? }
Martin's gender is Martin: {?}
Make Vespania Great Again: {? }
Kidd is the tallest: {Flat chest combination?}
Sera's gender is Zhenchun: {Interrupt the topic! @Maurilan, how is your mother? I want to go to the hospital to visit your mother today. Is it convenient? }
Stupid Black Chicken: {What happened to Xiaolan's mother? I want to come too!}
Kidd is the best: {Add me!}
Mao Lilan: {Well... it's not a question of whether it's convenient or not. Mom is fine after gastric lavage. She was observed for another day yesterday. The criminal was also caught, so she was discharged from the hospital this morning.}
Martin's gender is Martin: {What? The best opportunity to gossip about the love-hate relationship between uncles and aunts and prisoners is missed?}
Kansai High School Detective: {What? Kudo solved another case? Damn it, how come you have so many cases!}
Edogawa Kona: {Haha. }
Shiliang's gender is Zhenchun: {Then change it to a shopping event to celebrate Xiaolan's mother's discharge from the hospital! I haven't met Xiaolan's mother yet, but after meeting Xiaolan's father, I know that Xiaolan's mother must be a great beauty! }
Kidd is the best: {Are you praising your uncle or belittling him?}
Mao Lilan: {Sorry... Mom has returned to work after being discharged from the hospital. She said that a lot of work has accumulated in the past two days and needs her to deal with it urgently.}
Sera's gender is Shinjun: {Is she a workaholic type?}
Kidd is the best: {Lan's mother is indeed very powerful, so let's change it to a celebratory shopping event without Lan's mother! Those who want to participate will be deducted 1!}
Sera's gender is Shinjun: {Wouldn't that just be a normal shopping trip?}
Shiliang's gender is pure: {But I want to participate, 1}
Maori Lan: {1}
Martin's gender is Martin: {1}
Kidd Highest: {? }
Stupid Black Chicken: {Xiaolan, please wait for us at home for a while!}
Mao Lilan: {Kazuha is coming to Tokyo?}
Stupid Black Chicken: {There is an idiot making noise next to me, we will talk about it in detail after we get to your house!}
Martin put down his phone and looked at Miyano Akemi who was holding a phone across from him: "Sister Akemi?"
As expected, Miyano Akemi should have read the entire conversation in the group, but except for following the trend and sending question marks at the beginning, she remained lurking throughout the rest, and it was obvious that she had no intention of participating in the shopping trip.
"Isn't it said that there is a member of the organization downstairs in Xiaolan's house?" Miyano Akemi shook her head: "So I won't go there recently. Besides, there is a little generation gap between me and these young girls."
A cat-like smile gradually appeared on Martin's face.
Miyano Akemi said warily: "If Martin-kun dares to say that I'm old..."
"say what?"
"old."
"Who?"
"me."
"what happened to you?"
"I'm old... humph!"
Miyano Akemi pretended to be angry and stood up angrily. However, Martin had already stood up from the stool, opened his arms and ran out the door like a bird.
After going out, Martin stood in the yard and stopped to observe Xigua Dalang and Erlang.
Although he succeeded in getting the watermelon yesterday, he still felt disgusted with Dalang and Jilang. But today, that feeling has completely disappeared. It seems that Dalang and Jilang have not broken through the cognitive distortion and do not regard Hideyoshi Martin in front of him and Lao Da Martin from yesterday as the same person.
……
"GeGe is here~" Hideyoshi Martin, who had a cute and beautiful appearance, pushed open the door of the Mori Detective Agency and walked in while keeping the action of pushing the door. Behind him was Tuji, who was imitating his action of pushing the door.
There were already three girls in the house, Mao Li Ran, Suzuki Sonoko, and Sera Masumi.
"Where's your uncle? Is he at the horse race? Where's the great detective? Is he a horse?"
"We didn't finish recording their statements yesterday." Xiaolan said, not knowing whether to use a regretful or amusing tone: "We have to go to the Metropolitan Police Department to take their statements today."
Normally, it takes an entire afternoon to record a case. The case Conan encountered a few days ago was particularly dense, and he couldn't finish recording it in an afternoon or an evening. There is another case to continue recording today.
"They're pretty good at picking times." Martin nodded. Theoretically, today was the day for the team building and swimming trip to the Ocean Crystal Pavilion in the original plot, so there shouldn't be any other cases. Now that the team building has been cancelled, it's just right to save time for taking notes.
Well, in theory. However, the current situation is that Toyama Kazuha is coming to Tokyo, and she used the word "we", which naturally includes Hattori Heiji. And Hattori Heiji is coming, and he must be bringing a case with him.
"You turned into a girl again?" Suzuki Sonoko came over. The last time Martin turned into Cardcaptor Sakura, he left a deep impression on Sonoko. "And they are all so cute."
"No." Martin shook his head: "Today is a boy's day."
"Boy?" Sonoko looked at Martin from head to toe in surprise. Behind her, Xiaolan and Sera Masumi also widened their eyes.
"Boy."
"How can it be a boy!" Sonoko's reaction was even greater than before: "Eisuke-kun is already the only cute boy who looks like a girl. You are even cuter than a girl! Are you going to let me live?"
Sera Masumi's reaction was even stronger than Sonoko's. She immediately rushed over to observe Hideyoshi Martin carefully: "How can you be a boy? How can a boy be more like a girl than me? Doesn't that mean I'm the only one with a flat chest?"
"Even though you're the only one with a flat chest." Martin began to comfort Masumi Sera, patting Masumi's shoulder with his hand: "But you have two flat chests. Wouldn't it make you feel less lonely if you think about it this way?"
Sera Masumi:?
At this time, the door of the office was pushed open again: "Kudo! There is a case!"
I saw an Osaka black chicken rushing in excitedly.
Then he saw that the only people in the room were Xiaolan, Suzuki Sonoko, Martin's rabbit, Hideyoshi Martin, whom he could recognize from the photos in the group, and a 'boy' he had never seen before.
There is no trace of Kudo, nor that confused uncle.
Several pairs of beautiful big eyes were blinking and staring at him blankly.
"Heiji, you idiot, wait for us." Toyama Kazuha caught up, but after she stopped behind Hattori Heiji, there were still footsteps behind her.
Sera Masumi blinked: "Kudo?"
Suzuki Sonoko tilted her head: "Kudo?"
Xiaolan reacted and her expression suddenly became gloomy: "Hey? Hattori-kun, did you just say... Kudo?"
"I mean... Gong, Gong... Gong...!" Hattori Heiji was stuck for a few minutes, then he suddenly had an idea and came up with a new homonym: "Dancing with joy! I mean after I learned about the case, I was so happy that I couldn't help but dance with joy."
(End of this chapter)