AWB Chapter 755 Our reporter Martin reports for you
Chapter 755 Our reporter Martin reports for you
Chapter 755 Our reporter Martin reports for you
Huiyuan Ai thought Martin was hiding in the dark to watch her and the others make fun of him, but he had already patted his butt and left...
Isn't that right? If he can't see me and the others, then he should find a way to let them see him? Cell phone? Or... Huiyuan Ai looked at the TV on the wall.
It was just her guess that Martin and the rabbit went out to play, so after thinking about it carefully, Haibara Ai didn't say it out loud, leaving the other two and the dog to rummage through the drawers.
And Haibara Ai just turned on the TV and sat on the bed to watch TV.
"Eh? Shiho isn't looking for me anymore?" Miyano Akemi felt very strange.
"I won't look for her anymore. I don't have anything to take revenge for." Haibara Ai just said this. After turning on the TV, she didn't change the channel and just kept the original channel, which was the news channel.
"Of course I don't want to seek revenge on Martin-kun, but it would be too hard for Xiaolan to find him alone." Miyano Akemi blinked with a sneaky look.
Mao Lilan, who was carefully looking through the drawer, stopped when she heard this: "Eh? I... I don't really want to... take revenge or anything like that. It's just that Martin proposed the rules of the game. If I don't play with him, wouldn't it be bad?"
As long as one person in a team starts to back down, it will not be long before the team falls apart.
"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof! (I want revenge! I want revenge!)"
Yet no one cares what it barks at.
Just then, the news on TV caught their attention. On TV, a government official they didn't know was giving a public speech in the park, but the crowd watching seemed to be very angry and making noise about something. Because of the noise, even Haibara Ai couldn't make out what was going on. In short, they were arguing about "support" or "opposition".
The screen turned and a TV reporter with a microphone appeared in the screen and finally began to explain. Through the reporter's explanation, the three people understood that the government official was proposing that Britain withdraw from the European Union.
The three people who had little political interest and sensitivity subconsciously thought about the impact of this move.
At this moment, a red and blue shadow crashed into the TV screen. Not only did it crash into the screen, the shadow also hit the reporter and knocked the reporter away, and the reporter flew directly out of the screen.
The microphone in the reporter's hand flew up and fell back into the hands of the red and blue figure.
Suddenly a Spider-Man appeared on the screen, holding a microphone: "Hi, our reporter Martin will continue reporting to you next!"
puff! ×2
Xiaolan, who was watching TV, and the little Corgi, who was concentrating on finding a spider and turned his head when he heard the keyword "Martin", both couldn't hold back their excitement when they saw Spider-Man on TV.
Such a little spider!
What a hammer!
At this time, the official, surrounded by the excited crowd, began his speech: "You ask why we should leave the European Union? Here is the answer!"
He pulled out a bag of vacuum-packed salted fish from under the podium. "I got this from a salter on the Isle of Man. He was very angry!"
The Isle of Man is a Crown dependency and not a member of the European Union, but it enjoys product access to the European market.
In front of the TV, Spider-Man Martin ignored the cameraman's confused look and explained to the camera: "He said the answer is in this bag of salted fish: If Britain does not leave the EU and enter Africa, what is the difference between it and salted fish!"
Official: "For decades, fish picklers have been sending pickled fish by mail, but the costs have been rising because of European Union bureaucracy, because they stipulate that every bag of pickled fish must be sent with this thing - an expensive and useless ice pack!" The official took out another melted ice pack from under the podium.
Spider-Man Martin: "He said he found a note in the fish's belly that said 'Da Ying Xing, Prime Minister Wang.'"
No one says this!
Not only was he talking, but this mysterious reporter in a tight suit was also constantly and rapidly making various gestures with his hands... oh, it was sign language.
"Martin-kun also knows sign language?" Miyano Akemi was a little surprised.
Huiyuan Ai had a look on her face that said, "If nothing unexpected happened, then something unexpected must have happened." "I remember him saying that his superpowers come with a language translation function..."
What he meant was that Martin hadn't really learned any foreign languages, let alone sign language - you see he was already forming hand seals and preparing to perform the fireball technique.
A truly deaf-mute person watching the news at this moment: The Queen said pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete?
The people around and many viewers in front of the TV had lost interest in the official's speech because they lacked knowledge of politics and economics in their education. Not only the audience in front of the TV, but even some people at the scene began to stop paying attention to what the officials were saying, and turned to see what the weirdo in the Spider-Man tights was saying.
Official: "European bureaucrats dump all that foreign crap into our country, Italian garlic sausages, German mashed sausages, but ban British sausage exports and demand we rename our sausages 'Fat Buckets'!"
Spider-Man Martin: "He said that Britain's diplomatic goal has not changed in 500 years, which is to create a divided Europe. To this end, we have united with the Dutch to fight the Spaniards, united with the Germans to resist the French, united with the French to resist the Germans and Italians, and united with the French to fight the Germans and Italians."
Officer: "Police, please take that bullshit reporter out there. Hey, police? Can you hear me? Take that reporter out!"
"He said it was time for us to get out of here. Cut England off from Europe and put in an oar and row to Africa. Delete all the French and German words from the English language and boycott French and Italian food and eat beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner."
At this moment, a man with a bruised face and nose stumbled into the picture, looking a little familiar.
Spider-Man Martin helped him up and said, "Let's interview this gentleman. What do you think of Britain's withdrawal from the European Union?"
The bruised man reluctantly said, "Due to professional requirements, I cannot freely express my opinion."
"Master, what do you do?"
"I'm a reporter." The man squinted at Spider-Man who had snatched the microphone from him.
"Is that so?" Spider-Man Martin was very calm and called the police over there: "Hey, officer, the officer over there just asked you to fork Mr. Reporter out."
The confused police took away the confused reporters. At this time, a melodious bell sounded. It was the sound of Big Ben.
"Oh, Uncle Ben called me home for dinner. Bye everyone."
Spider-Man Martin shot a spider silk towards the sky outside the screen, and then flew away with a whoosh.
(End of this chapter)