Chapter 700 New Members
Chapter 700 New Members
Chapter 700 New Members
"Then welcome to join the Mihua one-day tour group. Our tour mainly focuses on visiting Mihua's famous biological detectives. There is a high probability that you will observe a murder case. If you are lucky, it may be a serial murder case or even a rare super explosion case."
Martin Sakamoto said this while wagging his tail, his tone very calm. Even the tour guide's commentary when leading a group of elderly people to visit the botanical garden was more passionate than his.
However, this does not affect Shinonome Nano and the little professor's understanding of what "murder case", "serial murder case" and "explosion case" mean.
Although their daily lives may occasionally involve explosions, super shock waves, or a girl with munitions pulling out a single-barreled multiple rocket launcher to bombard the boy she has a crush on, no one has ever been killed, and there has never been any incident that can be linked to the word "case"!
The case of Nakanojo's hair being stolen does not count.
"Aaaaaa..." The two young ladies were stunned. They uttered meaningless syllables from their mouths, and their whole bodies were shaking at a high frequency and low amplitude. They slowly hugged each other in a slow and staccato movement.
Just like the characters in "Detective Conan" have half-moon eyes when they complain, the characters in "Nichijou" will be like this whenever they are frightened: loss of language function, slow movements, and constant shaking.
But Martin didn't mean to scare them. If he wanted to take them to play in Mihua, Mihua didn't have any specialties except Conan. Plus, Conan went to Vespania for two days, and Mihua had no one to suppress him during these two days. Once Conan came back, he would probably be very upset.
"You are so timid." Martin was lifted up by the rabbit and held on his head. He shook his tail and complained, "It seems that we can only ask the doctor to arrange a guessing game and treasure hunt for the Junior Detective Team. The case rate should be reduced by 30%."
"Please...Excuse me..." Dongyun Mingno asked tremblingly, "After a 30% decrease...how much is it?"
For example, it was originally 45%, and after a 30% drop it became 15% or something like that?
Martin Sakamoto: “After the decline, it was 80%.”
Shinonome Nano: “So it’s over 100% then!”
Suddenly he started complaining fluently.
Martin Sakamoto: "I gave extra weight to serial murder cases in my calculations."
Dongyun Mingno: !!!
Dongyun Mingno trembled again, turned around and said to the little doctor: "Doctor... let's go back."
"What's there to be afraid of?" Martin's tail swung back and forth. "In order to avoid violence against children, children can die in the character's memories, but they won't die directly in the plot. As for Mingno, you are a robot, right? It doesn't matter if your arms or head are removed, right?"
"That's right! How about Mingno be the victim in this episode? When the case is solved, he can sit up and everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy."
"Oysters, oysters, oysters!" Dongyun Mingno shook her head frantically. Although Martin was right that she would not really die, she would be really scared.
"Alas." Maomao sighed. Although Maomao was originally joking, the crimes committed by the Mihua people were either revenge killings or to seize inheritances, so there was no chance for them to replace the dead.
"Ring..." The small diamond next to it also made a sound like a sigh.
Martin glanced and said, "Oh, you are here too...you are here too!"
It didn't react at first, but when it did, the pitch of its voice rose an octave and its tail stood up like an antenna.
But he didn't get angry. He just suddenly found that the little diamond was still by his side. Although he was surprised, it didn't scare Martin.
"No, buddy? Tiedan, why are you still here?"
"bell?"
"Do you know where you came from?"
"Ring, ring..."
"Oh..." Martin sighed again. Not only Feng Lizi, but also the small diamonds were left behind for unknown reasons. Feng Lizi was not a problem. Whenever she wanted to go back, Martin would just take the watch with added points left by Ma Wu and control his ability to send her back.
But Diamond's memory still believes that it is a Pokémon that originally belonged to Queen Mira. Martin can't even be sure whether it was pulled from the Pokémon world or transformed from a piece of ore in this world.
As for the little diamond's own wishes, it will either follow Martin or be returned to Queen Mira, but Queen Mira probably has forgotten it.
Just as I was thinking about Queen Mira, a message from Moss came through my phone: "[Mr. Martin, you received an email from 'Queen Melon Seeds'.]"
"Read it to me."
“[The email title is a standard question mark, there is no text content, and the attachment is a picture. Do you need me to describe it for you?]”
"Forget it, I'll look at it myself." Martin originally felt that it was inconvenient for the cat to use the phone today, so now he had no choice but to direct Rabbit to come to the bedside table and lie on Rabbit's head to look at the phone.
The picture Moss had opened was a photo, and judging from the angle, it was a selfie. About one-third of the photo was filled with Queen Mira's puzzled face, and the other third was a large butterfly with a blue body and white scaly wings - Martin's butterfly.
Obviously, not only Diamond, but also Butterfree, the exchange student corresponding to Diamond, was retained. But looking at the puzzled expression on Queen Mira's face, it seems that she doesn't know how Butterfree came about, but vaguely remembers that it is related to Martin, so there is this incoherent email.
"Tuji, pick up your phone; Moss, turn on the front camera; Tiedan, come here."
Martin directed Tuji to take a photo of himself, Tuji, and Tiedan, and then attached it to an email with the following message: "If you like, you can take turns raising them."
Tuk-tuk-tuk.
"Martin, it's time for breakfast. Are you not up yet?" At this time, there was a knock on the door and the voice of Akemi Miyano was heard from outside.
Usually Martin would wake up two minutes earlier than the alarm clock and come out to wash up before the Miyano sisters finished making breakfast.
"Or have you become too embarrassed or inconvenient to go out? Is the little bunny awake?"
"I'm up." Martin Sakamoto replied towards the door, then Moss sent the email and Tuji put down his phone.
I should have told them earlier to make one more breakfast for one person, but I guess the doctor might not get up until later.
Martin's eyes turned around: "Ming Nai, could you please come out later?"
"Eh?" Although Dongyun Mingno tilted her head in confusion, she was very obedient.
One minute later, Tuji carried Sakamoto Martin and walked out of the room with the little doctor.
Miyano Akemi looked over from the dining table, then ignored the little black cat on top of Tuji's head and noticed the little Lolita in a white coat beside Tuji. Her eyes lit up: "Could it be today's Martin?"
Although the voice that answered her through the door just now was a male voice, Martin had a voice changer.
Last night Martin said he wanted to turn the doctor into a little loli, but today he changed himself.
"You're wrong. I'm here." Martin Sakamoto said, "As for this one, it's the doctor."
"Eh?! Doctor——!"
(End of this chapter)
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