AWB Chapter 454 The little spider who fled
Chapter 454 The little spider who fled
Chapter 454 The little spider who fled
Under the silent gaze of the two bosses, Peter Parker, who was playing around with dozens of gunmen, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
Did you eat something bad?
But today, apart from drinking a glass of milk in the morning, I just ate an egg pancake.
Could it be that the stuff made by the greasy fat uncle is unhygienic or used expired flour?
Be sure to make some suggestions next time!
"Hey! Can we have a truce for a while first! My stomach hurts a little, maybe it's because I ate something. Is there a bathroom near here?"
Seeing this weird guy who suddenly came out to snatch things, put on a weird pose, covered his stomach with one hand, covered his butt with the other, and said some inexplicable words, everyone thought this guy was laughing at them!
"Get rid of him! You don't need anything, but this masked spider-man must die!"
The boss became ruthless, and immediately shot a series of bullets, but was dodged by the little spider in an extremely awkward posture.
"It's Spider-Man, not Spider-Man! I said, can't you wait until I go to the bathroom and come back to fight you?"
The little spider, who was hiding behind the concrete pillar and was suppressed by the fire from the opposite side, had to discuss loudly.
Because if he can't find the toilet again, he may have to pull it in his pants.
The little spider wanted to cry but suppressed the gurgling desire to defecate. If he had known earlier, he would not have taken advantage of the greasy fat man. Sure enough, there is no good product for free, and it must have expired before giving it to me!
Just when he was struggling with the choice of letting go of himself, cleaning up these villains first, or simply running away, let's talk about it next time.
Suddenly, there were sounds and screams that were much denser than before.
The little spider couldn't help poking his head out to look at the situation quietly, and then his eyes widened!
"It's Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark!"
I saw those villains that he hadn't been able to take down for a while, and they were completely reduced to lambs in front of the powerful firepower of Tony's steel armor.
The powerful defensive ability allows Tony to avoid wasting time in the face of a hail of bullets, and the powerful firepower system equipped with it allows him to blast the enemy into scum casually. Electric shock weapons, otherwise these scumbags would have been chopped into pieces.
It didn't take 1 minute before and after, and I was done!
"The one over there... Put down your weapon and come out."
Seeing that the foreplay was over, Tony immediately aimed the palm cannon at the cement pillar where the little spider was hiding, and then he was ready to start loading 13!
"I don't have a weapon! I mean, I'm not one of them!"
Because the little spider was too excited, he suppressed the hot current in his belly, and then walked out immediately, maybe because he was afraid of causing misunderstanding, he raised his hands high.
"I know you, that Spider-Man who's been running around fighting crime in Queens, New York lately?"
Tony's words made the little spider faint with excitement!
"You know me? I mean I never thought someone as big as you would pay attention to such small things!"
"There is nothing small about goodness. Even big men have to eat and sleep, don't they?" Tony walked out of the steel armor meaningfully according to the words he had memorized in advance.
However, his face changed in the next second!
puff.
"Sorry! Mr. Stark! I have to go for convenience first, can you please wait for me here for a while? Just a while"
After accidentally leaking air, the little spider couldn't bear it any longer. While running outside with extremely weird movements, he still didn't want to give up the opportunity in front of him to get in close contact with his idol.
Tony barely maintained a tall man's posture and nodded, but he was actually holding his breath.
After the little spider left, he immediately hid in the steel armor as quickly as possible, and then took a big gulp of the filtered fresh air!
"Hahaha! I recorded that scene just now, it was so perfect!"
At this time, Dio's laughter came from the communicator.
That scene just now was really joyful!
Tony, who failed to pretend to be 13, blushed, and finally gave a cold snort and chose to ignore him, but contacted Happy.
"Happy! Tell me, what drug did you take?"
"Uh, I just put a little laxative. Didn't you order that the little spider can't show its strength, so that you can make a shocking debut? It's all according to your request."
"A little bit?"
".Okay, it was a vial, but it was a mistake, I shook my hand, and it was all to blame."
"Damn Happy!"
After hanging up the communication angrily, Tony felt that he was going to be pissed off!
No wonder the fart just now was so powerful, anyone who took so many laxatives would have to kneel!
If the little spider's body hadn't mutated, Tony would probably have to send him to the hospital now!
Dior, who stayed in the Quinjet fighter and ate ice cream while watching the big scene, laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.
Happy, you're a fucking genius!
After a long time, Tony, who had been waiting for him, had delusions and began to doubt his life, finally waited for the little spider to come back.
At this time, the subtext in the little spider's mind is: "If I wear a one-piece suit in my life, I will jump off the stairs!"
"Mr. Stark, you are really still waiting for me here!? I admire you very much, can you sign me?"
The first sentence that the little spider came back almost killed the sky.
Tony, who came out of the steel armor again, wanted to shake his hand, but for some reason, he kept a certain distance from him, and politely said, "Sign? Of course it's no problem."
"Great! Uh, I didn't bring paper and pen when I went out, Mr. Stark, did you bring it?"
The little spider who rummaged all over his body suddenly looked at Tony awkwardly and said.
Tony took a deep breath and told himself to smile, not to be angry, he was just a kid.
"Unfortunately, I didn't bring it either, but this opportunity can be kept. When I see me next time, I think I will sign it for you."
"Thank you, Mr. Stark, you are such a good man."
"You're welcome, so can I ask you a question?"
"Of course, it's my pleasure."
"Uh, can I ask where you are conveniently?"
"Because I'm in a hurry, so I'm in the grass behind." The little spider said very shyly.
"So how are you?" Tony asked, rubbing his ass with a hand.
"Oh, I suddenly remembered that there is still a group of bad guys waiting for me to deal with, and I have to rush over now! It's really nice to see you today, Mr. Stark!"
Unknowingly, he had already changed his clothes, and the little spider with only the spider hood left was questioned by Tony's soul and fled.
(End of this chapter)