AWB Chapter 336 Nagato's Rage
Chapter 336 Nagato's Rage
Chapter 336 Nagato's Rage
"Xiao Nan, how was the grade of the novel yesterday?"
In the cabin in the Land of Rain, Nagato said sleepily.
At the same time, he reached out to take the rice ball brought by Xiao Nan, and ate it beautifully. Potato chips and fried chicken must not be eaten every day, and the rice ball made by Xiao Nan was the most delicious for breakfast.
But Xiao Nan's answer was not so pleasant. She shook her head and said, "Yesterday's grades were not very good. Most readers complained that the updates were not timely and short."
"Short? I conceived for four or five hours, and it's still short? As for the update not being on time, damn it, can you blame us?"
Nagato tugged at his long red hair and said annoyedly, "In such a remote place as the Land of Rain, the network is too unstable."
"Speaking of which, Nagato-kun, I found a rule, every time the network gets better...Mr. Beaver will appear nearby." Xiaonan said with some uncertainty.
"That being said, I also noticed..."
Yahiko, who was doing youthful morning exercises, walked over upside down, "So we can boldly assume that Mr. Beaver has special skills for finding WIFI signals."
"I see!"
Nagato clapped his fists and said, "It seems that the guide bird will always point to the south, the brain of the pigeon can sense the magnetic field of the earth, and Mr. Beaver may also have an instinctive sense of network signals."
"Maybe we can find wifi by keeping Mr. Beaver in captivity?" Xiao Nan blinked, thinking that his proposal was very good.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The door of the cabin rang again. Nagato and the others were very familiar with this rhythm and force. Needless to say, it was Mr. Beaver who came.
"Is there a signal?" Nagato asked quickly.
"Yes, yes, full signal!" Xiao Nan replied excitedly.
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Ever since he took a long trip to Konoha, Uchiha Madara sat in front of the tomb of Senjuzhujian for a long time, and after returning to the Land of Rain base, he paid more and more attention to health preservation.
Life is just a few decades, but it is just a fleeting moment, and only that small cemetery is my permanent home.
An outstanding man like Madara is naturally dissatisfied with his untimely death, although according to his age, his immediate death is also a joy and mourning.
But Madara didn't see it that way. He had spent too long in the dark underground, and those hours could not be considered alive at all.
He still has important tasks to complete, the revelation of the ancestors at the Nanhe Shrine is still unclear, and a peaceful world has not been created.
What's more, the new flavors of potato chips launched every month are so exciting.
Today, the relationship between eating high-quality food and good health is well established.
Uchiha Madara has tried repeatedly, and once he runs out of food, his physical condition will immediately deteriorate.
And once high-quality food is ingested, the aging virus is switched off, and youth and vitality take the high ground again.
This feeling is very good.
There is also playing cards, this new type of entertainment is also very beneficial to the active thinking of the elderly, and can effectively prevent Alzheimer's disease.
Uchiha Madara has always suspected that Hashirama's head is not normal, and it may be related to his advanced entertainment methods such as rolling dice and not playing cards.
Uchiha Madara knows that only by living long enough and keeping a clear mind can he destroy Konoha and achieve world peace with the Infinite Monthly Reading Project.
Therefore, in order to destroy Konoha, he is determined to live hard, not only to live, but also to live with quality, to live out the demeanor of the elderly.
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Today is the long-lost weekend, and it's time to play cards with those three little devils again.
Uchiha Madara, who was wearing women's clothing, knocked on the familiar cabin again.
What puzzled Uchiha Madara was that he vaguely felt that there was something wrong with the way the three little ghosts looked at him today.
It's not a malicious look. If anyone dares to plot against this legendary ninja, Uchiha Madara is confident that he will find out immediately.
In fact, Uchiha Madara's self-confidence is not unfounded.
After Naruto's clone mastered, he was the only one who could see through it at a glance, even Kaguya Hime couldn't do it.
Although it is certain that these little ghosts are not malicious to him, Uchiha Madara still feels a little weird.
These guys seem to be too kind to themselves?
Eating potato chips, drinking Coke, and enjoying Xiaonan's shoulder pinching, Uchiha Madara flicked his long teeth with his fingers, and asked, "Tell me, what are you hiding from the old man? The earthworms that the old man has eaten are bigger than You have eaten a lot of buckwheat noodles, I can tell you are so careful."
"This one……"
Nagato and Yahiko looked at each other, and said: "Although it is a bit presumptuous, we would like to invite you to live on the ground, and we can build you a new house."
"The old man should have told you that the old man has very important things to do, and he only has two days a week to come here for entertainment."
Uchiha Madara shook his head, with a look of vicissitudes on his face: "The old man is a person who should have died, and he is in the middle of life and death, and he is not worthy of bathing in the sun."
"Yes, lads, adults do have a lot of work to do, and they can't be with you every day." Ah Fei showed a regretful look.
No matter how Yahiko Nagato persuaded him to stay, Uchiha Madara still did not let go.
Not to mention cultivation, the breeding situation of Bai Jue is very severe, and Madara is not allowed to leave the base for a long time at present.
The two lunatics Jiaodu and Guizhan seem to have a party now, and the demand for Bai Jue is even stronger.
After all, Uchiha Madara is very old, even if he puts his life out to kill those lunatics, his body will definitely collapse, so he can only succumb to Kakutsu Oni Zhan's lust and increase the production of Bai Ze.
Uchiha Madara would definitely not talk about this kind of aggrieved and embarrassing things with a few juniors. He could only insist that he could not stay here often.
In fact, Madara was very excited when faced with Nagato's "captive breeding plan". This is simply the best end-of-life care and end-of-life care package.
But Uchiha Madara could only say no with tears.
Nevertheless, he agreed to spend the night here tonight.
This is something that has never been done before.
"Although I don't quite understand what wifi you are talking about, but according to what you mean, is this an item that has become popular in Konoha?"
During dinner, Uchiha Madara finally understood what Nagato and the others wanted, and asked a little strangely.
"Hey, don't mention it!"
Yahiko shook his head in distress, "When Mr. Jiraiya was here, he had already applied for opening here several times. But Heishui Telecom said that if he wants to set up a base station, he must obtain the consent of the local government.
Officials in the Land of Rain are very stupid. They say that wifi base stations have radiation and are harmful to the human body. They also say that the so-called Internet is electronic drugs. "
"It's really like Hanzo's style."
Madara Uchiha nodded: "A veteran ninja like him has too conservative and corrupt ideas."
Nagato said distressedly: "So, it is impossible to use high-quality and stable wifi in the Land of Rain. This has also caused my serialized novels and comics to often be delayed, which has dragged down my grades."
"Then you didn't think about overthrowing Hanzo's rule and establishing a country where everyone can enjoy that... that wifi?" Madara Uchiha took a sip of Coke and said leisurely.
Nagato and Yahiko looked at each other, and their eyes lit up: "Everyone has wifi, and everyone can surf the Internet. Is such a country really possible?"
"Of course, people's dreams will never end!" Madara Uchiha narrowed his eyes and drank the cola in one gulp.
"Does man's dream end?"
Nagato hugged his blushing manga manuscript tightly, and his eyes gradually became firm: "This country is crying, it's time for the rotten old guys to experience the anger of otaku!"
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(End of this chapter)