AWB Chapter 271 If You Don't Hit Me, I'll Swear!
Chapter 271 If You Don't Hit Me, I'll Swear!
Chapter 271 If You Don't Hit Me, I'll Swear!
Tieguai Li Sheng was afraid that Zhang Tianshi would come back again, so he took the spicy strips away.
Lying on the ground, I couldn't wait to tear off the package of spicy strips, and ate them all in three or two strokes.
“So delicious, so delicious!”
Tieguai Li looked intoxicated, but soon grinned, revealing an extremely frustrated expression.
"Chen Feng's father won't arrest me anymore, what should I do?"
"If you want to eat spicy noodles in the future, it will be difficult."
"No, I have to discuss with Nezha Mo Liqing and the others to see how I can be arrested again."
Thinking of this, Tieguai Li hurriedly got up, went to Nezha and Mo Liqing to discuss countermeasures.
At the same time, the Temple of Hell.
Gao Tao, God of Prison, sat in the main hall, looking at the hats of seductresses all over the floor, with tears in his eyes, sobbing uncontrollably.
"Damn it, there are thousands more."
"It's all in the hands, what should I do!"
"Why is no one hitting me all of a sudden!"
He raised his head and looked at the prison officers in the palace. One of them was wearing a cap on his head, which was neither fish nor fowl. The heavenly officials had turned into yin officials.
It was not easy for Gao Tao to apportion them any more.
However, the Taishang Laojun came to collect debts every day, and the interest rate doubled.
If we don't think of a way to deal with it, we will sell the Prison Temple, which will not be enough to pay off the debt.
How to do it!
boom!
The prison god Gao Tao was worrying, when the hall suddenly shook, knocking Gao Tao off his chair.
Then, an angry voice sounded outside.
"Gao Tao, get out!"
Hearing this familiar line, Gao Tao, the prison god, was not surprised, but was overjoyed, and tears flowed out of excitement!
"Damn it, good man!"
"How many days have passed, and no one has come to beat me!"
"Don't say anything, Lao Tzu's debt, you can pay it for me!"
Whoosh!
Prison God Gao Tao's eyes flooded, with excitement and ecstasy, he rushed out of the hall.
By the way, he didn't forget to take a hat and put it on his head.
As soon as he came out, he saw Zhang Tianshi's face was ashen, suspended in the void, glaring at each other.
"Hahaha, it turned out that Zhang Tianshi arrived, and he was greeted from afar, and he was greeted from afar!"
Gao Tao, the God of Prison, looked at Zhang Tianshi, his eyes were narrowed when he smiled.
Zhang Tianshi came to the door at this time, in the eyes of the prison god Gaotao, he was just a piece of fat.
"Humph!"
Zhang Tianshi let out a cold snort, seeing that the prison god Gaotao was so enthusiastic, his anger finally subsided a little.
"Gao Tao, I have never had any contact with you on weekdays."
"Your prison officer, why did you frame me and blackmail me!"
"In the end, he humiliated me with spicy sticks that are worse than shit!"
"Today, you must give me an explanation!"
Prison God Gao Tao was taken aback for a moment, then raised his eyebrows and asked.
"The prison officer you mentioned is called Chen Feng, right?"
"That's right, it's him!" Zhang Tianshi gritted his teeth and said angrily.
Sure enough, it was that bastard again!
Prison God Gao Tao cursed secretly in his heart, his experience of being beaten started from the appearance of Chen Feng.
But today, he is very happy, he can't wait to thank Chen Feng's eight generations of ancestors.
Zhang Tianshi's arrival undoubtedly found him a successor!
"Master Zhang, don't worry, I will give you the explanation!"
Gao Tao pointed at his own head with a righteous expression on his face, and said very sincerely.
"Come on, hit, hit this way!"
"How to relieve anger, how to fight!"
"Ugh!" Zhang Tianshi was stunned, looking at the prison god Gao Tao with a look of confusion.
Before the gods lined up to beat Gao Tao, Zhang Tianshi did not catch up because of retreat.
I don't know at all, almost all the gods in the sky have beaten Gao Yao.
Now, seeing Gao Tao's actions like this, while being shocked, a trace of guilt arose in his heart.
In any case, Gao Tao, the God of Hell, was a god of the same status as him.
When he came to him, Gao Tao, the God of Prison, was sincere and didn't make any excuses. Instead, he let himself hit him with a sincere face.
Just this kind of mind and demeanor are worthy of admiration!
If I continue to care about him, I will appear petty.
"Humph!"
Most of the anger in Zhang Tianshi's heart had dissipated, he frowned and waved his hand.
"Forget it."
"I also hope that the prison god will discipline his subordinates well."
"So as not to ruin the reputation of the Temple of Hell."
"Farewell!"
After speaking, Zhang Tianshi turned around and was about to leave.
When Gao Tao, the God of Prison, saw it, he became very anxious.
Fuck, don't leave, you haven't hit anyone yet!
Why don't you hit people, and the dry chicken feathers are here?
"Stop, stop!" God of Prison Gao Tao hurriedly shouted, stopping Tianshi Zhang.
Zhang Tianshi frowned, looked at Gao Tao suspiciously, and asked calmly.
"Any thing else?"
Gao Tao pointed to his head again, and said anxiously.
"Master Zhang, why are you being so polite to me?"
"Come, come, fight, I'm so hungry and thirsty!"
"Let me tell you, if you don't hit me today, I'll scold you!"
puff!
Hearing this, Zhang Tianshi almost fell from the clouds, and laughed angrily at Gao Tao's words.
What do you mean, if you don't hit you, you still curse?
Grass, provocative, isn't it!
Fortunately, I thought you were generous just now, and made a fuss for a long time, trying to challenge me!
"Gao Tao, don't push yourself too far!"
"Do you really think I dare not hit you?"
Zhang Tianshi had a sullen face, pointed at Gao Tao, and said indifferently.
Gao Tao showed a mean smile and urged.
"Please, they are all cheerful people."
"If you can do it, let's try not to beep!"
"You are fighting!"
"You!" Zhang Tianshi was almost choked to death, anger burst out of his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and nodded.
"Gao Tao, I really belong to you."
"Okay, you're ruthless!"
"I've made a note of this, don't do it to me!"
Zhang Tianshi is not stupid either, there must be demons in everything that happens.
The prison god Gao Tao took the initiative to provoke him and let himself beat him, which is completely out of Gao Tao's character, there must be some kind of conspiracy.
He won't be fooled.
Anyway, they are all living in the Heavenly Court, so don’t be alone, otherwise, when the time comes, you will have a set of sacks, and I won’t beat you all over the place!
Zhang Tianshi decided to swallow this breath first, and then look for opportunities to deal with Gaotao.
As soon as he turned around, he was about to leave again, but it made Gao Yao very bad.
If this celestial master leaves, who the hell knows if anyone will come.
When the time comes, where will he find the receiver?
"You stand there for me, do I let you go?"
The Prison God Gao Tao changed from his previous kindness, and suddenly let out a loud shout, with a look of rebelliousness in his eyes.
Zhang Tianshi frowned, looked at Gao Tao, and sneered.
"Why, can't you pretend?"
"If I want to leave, you can still stop me!"
The more abnormal the prison god Gao Tao behaved, the more Zhang Tianshi muttered in his heart, wishing he could leave immediately.
As soon as he finished speaking, he stepped on Xiangyun and left as if fleeing for his life.
puff!
Nima!
Seeing this, Gao Tao, the God of Prison, almost fell to the ground, almost cried in anxiety, and hurriedly yelled.
"Master Zhang, you are not a man!"
As soon as Gao Tao finished speaking, a figure suddenly approached him.
With a bang, it hit the prison god Gaotao.
Whoops!
Gao Tao let out a cry of pain, and fell on his back.
(End of this chapter)