Journey to the West I am just a river god

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Immortal Huli pouted and said, "It's a bit strange, and it has an indescribable smell."

Immortal Yang Li said: "Wait for me to taste it."

So he also took a sip and said: "Some pigs are drowning in shame."

Wukong sat on it, and when he heard these words, he thought that he should have been seen through, so he said to several people: "I will make a trick and simply leave a name, and then we will withdraw as a respect, and we will go back in front of the emperor tomorrow." To subdue demons and eliminate demons."

So Wukong yelled: "You three Taoist priests, you think too much! Why are you willing to descend to the mortal world? I will tell you my real name. We are the monks of the Great Tang Dynasty. Come to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Tonight, I have nothing to do, so I went down to the palace. I ate offerings, sat and chatted. After receiving your worship, how can I repay you? Where is there any holy water, and all you eat is my urine!"

What is homicide?

This is murder!

When the three great immortals heard this, they were naturally furious.

The Taoist priests blocked the door spontaneously one by one, and then beat palladium, brooms, tiles, and stones inside without a head or a face.

However, several people broke through the back door, drove Xiangguang, and returned directly to Zhiyuan Temple.

Chapter 232 Che Chi Country Gambling Fight

After they returned to the temple, pretending that nothing had happened, they each lay down and went to sleep. Of course they said they were sleeping, but they were actually digesting the incense and belief they had just acquired.

But it was early in the morning, before the new sun rose, the king had already started the court meeting.

There are two classes of civil and military officials gathered in the main hall, with a total of more than [-] court officials. The hall is brightly lit, and incense clouds rise from the treasure tripod.

At this time Tang Seng woke up in a daze, but he still had something to solve in his mind, so he hurriedly shouted: "Oh, why am I getting up late, I'm going to change Guan Wen today."

Lin Yun, Wukong, Drifting Monk, and Bajie hurriedly got up, put on their clothes, and stood beside Tang Seng.

At this time, Bajie said solemnly: "Master, this stupid king believes in those Taoist priests, promotes Taoism and destroys monks. If he says something wrong for a while, then it's fine if the king refuses to switch Guan Wen. If you arrest you, master, that's a big deal." What to do, I think it's better for me to protect Master and go, so as to be safe."

Tang Seng was overjoyed when he heard this. It was different from when he was on his way, so he took out the brocade cassock from the package.

Then they put on cassocks and brought customs clearance certificates, and asked Monk Sha to hold the alms bowl, Zhu Bajie to hold the tin staff; as for the luggage and horses, they were handed over to the monks of Zhiyuan Temple to guard them.

Several people rushed all the way to the air, but nothing happened on the way, and they went straight to the front of Wufeng Tower.

Tang Seng stepped forward to salute the official Huangmen and reported his name.

It is said that the monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty came here to change the Guanwen, and it was annoying.

The ambassador of the pavilion door then entered the court and knelt on the golden steps, and said: "There are four monks outside, a man who looks like a Taoist. Waiting for the purpose."

Hearing this, the king turned his head and said to the ministers: "This monk is afraid that he has nowhere to seek death, but he came here to seek death! Why didn't the patrolling officials arrest him directly? Don't you think the attitude of Che Chiguo towards the monk? have no idea."

At this time, the grand master of the Chechi Kingdom, a comprehension person with some cultivation and experience, stepped forward and said: "I want to report to your Majesty, this Eastern Land Tang Dynasty is a great country in the southern part of the continent, and it is called the Great Country of China. It is also the core of my human race."

At this time, another minister could not stand up, and replied: "It is tens of thousands of miles away from Tang Dynasty, and there are so many monsters on the road. These monks and Taoists must have some magic power to dare to come west. Hope your majesty Seeing the distant monk in China, and summoning him to inspect and release him, it is also considered a good relationship."

After hearing what these ministers said, the king thought about it again, and it was true that if Datang was really that powerful, it would be inappropriate to offend him.

So the king allowed to play, and announced Lin Yun and others to His Royal Highness Jinluan.

The masters and apprentices lined up in front of the steps, and the eunuch from Liberty came to take over Guan Wendi and the king.

The king opened it to look, and saw the officials from the Huangmen come to play: "Your Majesty, the three national teachers are here."

When the king heard that the three great immortals were coming, he didn't care about the passage, so he hurried down from the dragon seat, set up the embroidered pier with his attendants, and bowed to welcome him.

Lin Yun and others looked back.

There is a saying that the walking posture of these people is still very arrogant.

I saw the great fairy, swaying, and followed by a pair of little boys with buns and shaggy hair, going straight in, regardless of the etiquette and rules, while the two groups of officials held their backs and bowed one by one, not daring to look up.

When he went to the Golden Throne Hall, he was also rude to the king.

The king said: "National Teacher, I have not sent you an invitation. Why did you come here suddenly today? The Golden Luan Palace did not notify the widows in advance, and they were not able to welcome them from afar. I hope the Great Immortal will not be offended."

The Great Fox Immortal didn't pay attention to what the king said. He only pointed to Lin Yun and the others and asked, "I came here today to tell you something. That's why I came here. I didn't inform you in advance. Those four monks and a Taoist priest are all Where did it come from?"

The king said truthfully: "It was sent by the Great Tang Dynasty of the Eastern Land to learn scriptures from the Western Paradise, and they came here to change the text of Guan."

The Great Immortal Huli suddenly applauded and laughed loudly: "Third brother, you still said they left, but they are still here, you really don't know my strength."

The king was shocked and said: "What's wrong with the national teacher? He just came to report his name. They are some monks. I just want to catch them and send them to the national teacher for use. However, what the grand teacher said is reasonable. After all, where did they come from?" The Great Tang came all the way and never destroyed the good fate of China, so they were called into the inspection certificate just now. Listening to the meaning of the national teacher, it seems that they have committed something to offend the national teacher?"

This is the Great Immortal Yang Li who smiled and touched his goatee and said, "Your Majesty doesn't know. They came yesterday, and they used some sweet words outside the east gate to deceive my two confidant disciples away, and then Another [-] prison monks were released, and the vehicles were smashed. That’s fine here, it’s just me who offended, and it’s not unforgivable for me to be magnanimous. Come, destroy the holy image of the Sanqing, and transform yourself into the appearance of the Sanqing, and even steal the imperial gifts."

Great Immortal Lu Li added: "I was deceived by him, and I thought it was Heavenly Venerable, so I asked for some holy water and golden elixir, and offered them to His Majesty, in the hope that His Majesty would prolong his life. But I didn't expect that these people have committed so many crimes that they urinated a little. Take a piss, trick us. We each took a sip, tasted the taste, and were about to catch him, but he ran away. But I didn't expect that you are also very courageous, and you are still here today. As the saying goes, "the enemy's road is narrow" !"

The king was furious when he heard this, and ordered to send someone to take down another group of people. Of course, even if this group of people was 10 times a hundred times larger, they would not be able to touch them, but it was a bit ugly.

At this time, Lin Yun stood up. After all, they were all dressed in a decent manner. As for Ling Yun, although he joined the Buddhist scriptures team and was also called Master Tang Seng in name, he was still wearing Taoist robes. Low-key and simple.

"Your Majesty rests the anger of the thunder, and please listen to me and the others explain the origin of the matter clearly."

All the king's thoughts were on the three great immortals or the good things that prolong life that the three great immortals were practicing.

He said: "You have offended the national teacher, and the words of the national teacher are not wrong!"

Sure enough, this is even more domineering than the domineering president.

Wukong was already impatient, and when he saw that the king refused to listen to Lin Yun, he ran away.

He took the golden cudgel out of his ear and smashed it hard on the ground.

The entire palace was shaken as if there was an earthquake, and the king was so frightened that he backed away again and again.

"This is the monk's rudeness. I am waiting for my brother here, and I can't allow you to be presumptuous?"

"Oh, do you mean to have a fight?" Lin Yun didn't take out anything, but just clasped his hands together and looked at the three great immortals with playfulness in his eyes.

Lin Yun suddenly thought of it. In fact, think about it, these three Li Daxians are not bad people except they are a little stupid.

It's better to take it back and do errands, or do some grassroots management work.

At this time, Wukong said with a smile: "He said that I kidnapped and sold his two apprentices outside the city yesterday. If we kidnapped them, where did we take them? He also said that I smashed the car." , released the prisoner monk, do you have any testimony about this? I’m afraid that if you have a problem and can’t find the culprit, you just drag a monk to take the blame. He said that I destroyed the Sanqing and made troubles in Guanyu, which is also framing me also."

I have to say that Wukong is eloquent, and his ability to respond is not to be compared with his ability to make up stories on the spot.

The king said: "Why do you say that several national teachers are framing you?"

Obviously, this question is not difficult for Wukong. Wukong has thought about it before, so he already has a draft, so he said: "I am a monk from the east, and I am here for the first time. I am not familiar with these and the streets. Just at night, I knew what happened to him oh, oh, what happened in the middle of the night? Since he urinated and urinated, several immortals drank it, so he should have been caught at that time. Saying that we did it is obviously framing us, and I hope His Majesty will investigate carefully."

The king didn't like to make up his mind at first, but after Xingzhe said it again, he became even more undecided.