Journey to the West I am just a river god

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Several people sat down relative to each other. Tang Seng said the Buddha's name and said, "Old Bodhisattva, don't you know your last name? What is the name of this place?"

The half-old woman transformed into a Lishan old mother also replied: "This is the land of Hezhou, Xiniu. The little woman's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's family name is Mo. She was unfortunate in her childhood, her parents-in-law died early, and she and her husband inherited the ancestral business. "

Speaking of which, this Lishan old mother actually pretended to shed a tear or two.

Sure enough, the most needed thing to be a fairy is acting skills.

After a pause for a while, the Lishan old mother continued: "Although I have a rich family and thousands of hectares of fertile land. It's just that we, husband and wife, have no children and only three girls. died early."

Speaking of this, the listeners were even more sad, and those who heard it were in tears. Tang Seng had another good meal of consolation, and this time he stopped.

"My husband's family left the property and family property, and there are no other relatives, but my four daughters inherit it. I want to remarry someone else, but I am not willing to part with this family property. It just so happens that you are here, the four of us, mother and daughter. It's just right to recruit a few sons-in-law."

Lin Yun Wukong naturally knew the pitfalls and refused decisively.

The Drifting Monk has always been taciturn and can be regarded as an introverted and withdrawn person, so he is not interested in this.

However, the remaining two did not directly refuse.

After hearing what the old Lishan mother said, Tang Seng turned deaf and pretended to be dumb, looked at his nose and mouth, kept silent and fell into deep thought.

As for Bajie, he looked fascinated, and he didn't agree bluntly because he passed by and hindered everyone.

Seeing that none of the people were playing tricks, the old mother of Lishan added: "I have more than 20 hectares of paddy fields, more than [-] hectares of dry fields, and more than [-] hectares of fruit trees on mountain farms; there are more than [-] yellow buffaloes under my name." , and there are herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. There are sixty or seventy places in the southeast, northwest, and Zhuangpu pastures. At home, there are rice grains that can't be eaten in ten years, silk and satin that can't be worn in [-] years, and gold and silver that can't be spent in a lifetime. Treasure. If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds, recruiting here, enjoying the glory at ease, it will be more reliable than going all the way west to get the illusory scriptures."

Tang Seng was still silent, but Ling Yun looked at his mouth moving up and down, presumably he was reciting the scripture given to him by Tathagata.

As for Bajie, his eyes lit up even more when he heard this, obviously he couldn't suppress it.

Seeing the effect, Lishan's old mother continued: "I was born at Youshi on the third day of March in the Dinghai Year. My deceased husband was three years older than me, and I am 45 this year. My eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, and she is 20 years old this year; my second daughter's name is Zhenzhen. Aiai, this year; the third daughter is named Lian Lian, she is 16 years old this year, and she has not been betrothed to others. Although I am a little ugly, but the three daughters are somewhat colorful, and the female workers can point fingers, and they can also play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting , and because they have no children, they were raised as sons, and they were taught to read some classics and ancient books when they were young. Although they live in this villa, they are not vulgar, and they are worthy of the elders. With open arms, long hair and long hair, marrying into my family, it must be wonderful!"

As soon as these words came out like a bombshell, Bajie was ready to move, but after Tang Seng read the Buddhist scriptures passed down by Tathagata, he also calmed down.

Obviously, such a situation is not what Li Shan's mother would like to see.Then he clapped his hands and called out the three daughters who were transformed by the three Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara, Manjusri and Samantabhadra.

Unexpectedly, the avatars of these three were also born beautifully, each with emerald brows and green faces, and their pink faces were full of spring.

As for the figure, it is also enchanting and charming, slim and touching.

As expected of a Bodhisattva, he really knows how to play.

But the Tang monk who had recited Buddhist scriptures put his palms together and bowed his head. As a monkey, Wukong would not be interested in this. If he turned into a female monkey, Wukong might still be interested.

As for the Drifting Monk, he turned his back directly, and it seemed that he probably saw something.

As for Bajie, his eyes are already fixed, his lust is disordered, and his lust and courage are rampant.

Coupled with the good habit and rich experience of being a matriarch, I saw that Bajie twitched and whispered: "These three sisters are fairies and Bodhisattvas. Mother, please go back."

This girl is called?

The three Bodhisattvas turned into women turned around and entered the screen, but left behind a pair of gauze lamps.

It seems that it is done, Li Shan's old mother said with a smile: "Five elders, did you take a good look just now, pay attention carefully, which girl did you choose?"

At this moment Drifting suddenly raised his head and said, "We have already negotiated, let that pig surnamed be recruited."

Bajie said: "Brother, don't trick me, you need to think long-term and think about it carefully."

Wu Kong, who was about to watch the joke, quickly said: "What else are you thinking about? My mother has already called me, so what's the plan? Let the master be a man's family, this half-old woman be a daughter-in-law, and let my grandson be a babysitter." , Monk Lin Yunsha is a matchmaker, and everything will work."

"Extremely extreme, and Bajie, you have some experience to be the son-in-law who comes to visit, so you are very suitable." Lin Yuyu went online.

But Bajie still wanted to greet him but refused: "No, no, no, I can't do it, I can't do it!"

Wukong said that watching a good show is the most important thing, and said quickly: "You idiot, don't talk anymore, you have called your mother so many times in your mouth, there is nothing you can't do, quickly agree to let us have some wedding wine .”

Lingyun Lingyun was about to persuade him a few more words, but he moved when he couldn't do it. Unexpectedly, Wukong stood up directly, holding Bajie's ear with one hand, and holding Lishan's mother with the other, saying: "Hehe, my mother-in-law , take your son-in-law in."

Bajie took advantage of the situation and was about to walk into the house, the old mother of Lishan also called the boy: "Set aside the tables and chairs, and prepare for the evening meal. I want to treat the four in-laws well, and I will take my uncle to the room." .”

It's just that Lin Yun suddenly discovered Bajie at the last second, showing a strange smile.

It seems that Bajie is also acting.

In fact, if you think about it, Bajie’s wave is not bad at all. Although he lost his face in the end, to Bajie, who already has the impression of being lustful and lazy, this little point is nothing.

You know, just this time, Bajie ate tofu from Guanyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and the three supreme Buddhist Bodhisattvas at the same time.

Do you want to join in the fun yourself?

However, considering his own reputation, it is better to be clean and self-sufficient, but after looking at Wukong and then at Drifting Monk who has always been unable to see through his mind, Lin Yun said suddenly.

"Wait a minute, old lady. My junior brother Drifting is also a good candidate, but he can marry your eldest daughter. If possible, how about letting the two of them spend some time alone?"

However, Lin Yun wanted to trick this Drifting Monk once, to see who this Drifting Monk really was?

What on earth are these four saints doing here with the help of ordinary people?

Chapter 159: Life depends on acting skills

"Oh? Is that so? I didn't expect that you seem to be devoted to cultivating the Buddha and still have such thoughts." The old mother of Lishan said to Drifting Monk with a half-smile. As for the expression of the eldest daughter, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I don't know.

"Misunderstood, misunderstood, I didn't mean that." Drifting was about to explain something, but Lin Yun secretly used a little supernatural power, you are dumb~~

"Haha, this is the younger brother pretending to be modest, don't listen to him. Otherwise, I will ask for you, Junior Brother Wujing, if you agree, stop talking, and if you disagree, just speak up."

Of course, limited by the influence of Lin Yun's supernatural powers, Wu Jing couldn't say a word.

"Hehe, Junior Brother, I didn't expect you to be a door-to-door son-in-law just like my old pig. I have experience, and I can teach you a thing or two." Bajie seemed to acquiesce when Drifting didn't speak, and he was not less angry After getting a wife, he began to impart experience.

In fact, according to Lin Yun's previous personality, naturally he would not do this, but after experiencing the experience and baptism of multiple universes, Lin Yun's behavior is actually changing a little bit, especially the supreme power in other worlds The feeling made Lin Yun more daring, and dared to try some risky plans.

For example, to explore behind the Drifting Monk, for example, to understand what the gathering of the four saints is doing.

As for Lin Yun's purpose, it's very simple. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy, and strategizing, can you fight for thousands of miles and live in peace.

Of course, the most important thing is strength. When strength is not enough, you can only rely on some other things to make up for it.

"Okay then, let my eldest daughter meet with you alone."

Drifting is naturally unwilling.

The old woman said angrily, "Go, go, let's have a private chat, otherwise you should go to another place to stay tonight."

Hearing that we need to change places to stay, Tang Seng said that you should go in and have a chat. If you have nothing to do, you don’t care about being alone for a while. If you really have any feelings, it is because the Sand Monk’s heart for seeking the Tao is not enough.

Ever since, the Drifting Monk was voluntarily asked to meet with Avalokitesvara in private.