Chapter 808 General Sparrow
Chapter 808 General Sparrow
Around 7:30, Xing had already gotten up, brushed her teeth, and was getting ready to have breakfast.
But when she came down from her room and entered the party carriage, she was stunned by the person in front of her.
March 7th?
The familiar attire and clothes—isn't this March 7th?
No, that's not right. Maybe it's still Changyeyue's costume.
"Hey, are you March 7th or Long Night Moon?" So Xing shouted directly at the mysterious pink-haired woman sitting at the bar with her back to her.
After Xing shouted that, the other person immediately turned around and looked at Xing.
It was only then that Xing noticed the other person was actually eating a whole chicken, and his mouth was dripping with oil. No wonder she smelled such a mouthwatering aroma as soon as she came down.
"Are you stupid? You don't even recognize me?" The other person immediately rolled their eyes at her.
"Uh, that tone, and that eye roll, hmm, March 7th is definitely it." Xing nodded seriously, but then she quickly thought of something else.
"No, she wouldn't eat such greasy food on the morning of March 7th. She cares a lot about her figure. You are Changyeyue, aren't you!" Xing suddenly shouted again.
"Even Changye Yue wouldn't eat something this greasy in the morning," San Yueqi said, speechless.
"What? So on March 7th, who possessed you again? The spirit of a fat woman?" Xing asked in horror.
"Who's the fat woman? Do you think I'm someone you can just possess? Star, if you say that again, I'll slap you and send you flying to the ceiling!" March 7th was furious.
"So, you really are March 7th?" Xing was still somewhat skeptical.
"It's me! Should I call Himeko and the others to testify for me?" March Seven rolled her eyes again.
"And what about the long night moon?" Xing asked again.
“She’s half asleep. She won’t come out easily unless I call her or she wakes up on her own,” March 7th said quietly.
Of course, she wouldn't mention that before falling asleep under the full moon, she had a wild time with her body, a thought that made her blush and feel weak.
"Oh, then why are you eating such greasy food so early in the morning?" Xing finally asked, revealing the reason why she suspected that March 7th was not the real person.
"The reason I didn't eat so much before was to maintain my figure. Now I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight, so can't I enjoy the pleasure of delicious food more?" March 7 glared at her again.
"You won't get fat!!! You've received Big Brother's blessing for your figure!" Xing's eyes widened in surprise.
"Uh, I guess so!" March 7 suddenly felt a little guilty. Not only could she not gain weight, but she was also preparing to develop a body with the same flawless physique as Qi Fu, just like everyone else.
"Damn it! I want to eat and drink to my heart's content but I can't gain weight!" Xing said with an envious expression.
"You can have multiple husbands whenever you open your eyes," March 7th muttered to himself.
"What?" Xing didn't hear March 7's mutterings clearly.
"It's nothing. I was just saying, how can one truly enjoy life's finest foods? Nothing but fried chicken and cola," March 7th waved his hand.
“Fried chicken and cola? But, March 7th, this chicken isn’t fried chicken at all, it’s clearly the sweet flower-stuffed chicken from Teyvat. Don’t think I haven’t tried it before, this stuff is a calorie explosion!!!” Xing said, pointing at the chicken on March 7th’s plate.
March 7th took out a whole Sweet Flower Chicken from the other side of the bar. "Stop talking nonsense, I have another one here, do you want some?"
"Why not eat it if it's free!" Xing immediately took the sweet flower-stuffed chicken from March 7th and prepared to eat it.
"Did you buy this chicken from Teyvat, or was it made by Aikofi? Or by Xiangling?" Xing asked again, sitting next to March 7th.
March 7th: "Neither of those; it was transformed using the power of prayer."
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in the group
It's getting close to eight o'clock.
For most people, life goes on as usual, but for some, it's a new life.
Just like the people on Onpharos, they have been busy lately. After all, it's their first time connecting with the real world and they need to handle a lot of things. Even Saifeier was forced to run errands by Aglaia.
So, on the second dawn after the birth of the new Onion Pharos, Saifeier was already complaining in the group chat.
Saifeier: The seamstress is a capitalist, a ruthless exploiter. I will lead the oppressed people of Onphalus to resist the seamstress's brutal rule.
Aglaia: …………
Tibo: Little Saifeier, you just want to be lazy, why do you make it sound so grand? Besides, I asked you to run errands yesterday, why only mention Xiaoya?
Saifeier: Well...
That moment Xia: Because she's easy to bully.
Aglaia: …………
Tibo: Please take care of Saifeier today too.
Sai Fei'er: You're all despicable! Just you wait! When my master has time, I'll have him stand up for me and teach you a lesson you won't forget!
Yae no Miko: Your master is hard of hearing, he can't hear you, hahahaha
Qi Fu: Ah, what did you say? I'm too old to hear.
Saifeier: …………
Xi Lian: Hehe, keep busy for a few more days, Sai Fei'er. After all, you're the fastest runner in the entire Onfaros. Once you're done, I'll personally take you to explore other planets.
Saifeier: …………
Sand Gold: I heard that Professor Xia has already received Mr. Abedo's approval?
Naksha: It is Anaxagoras
Gold dust: Arak...uh...Sass...uh...
Gold dust: Ugh, that's too convoluted. Professor Xia's explanation was much simpler and more convenient back then.
Xia at that moment: …………
Sand Gold: So, Professor Xia, you can go study in Teyvat now?
Nakasha: Yes, thanks to the protection of the Great Tree King, I am now a disciple of the Little Lucky Grass King. Once things are settled with Onpharos, I can go to study under Mr. Abedo.
Sand Gold: ??? How did I end up becoming a disciple of Little Auspicious Grass King, and then later being taught by Mr. Abedo? Isn't this a bit convoluted?
That summer: Mr. Abedo said he dared not casually pass on the alchemy of Teyvat unless I had an official status in Teyvat. So, after much consideration, he finally decided to have the Little Lucky Grass King take me as his apprentice, which would give him a legitimate reason to become my disciple. Moreover, only the Seven Rulers of Teyvat had the authority to accept me as their disciple.
That summer: Among them, only the Great Compassion Tree King and the Little Lucky Grass King didn't care about certain things.
Gold dust: I see...
And so the group chatted about some trivial things until it was eight o'clock.
"Ding! Today's fan-made video, 'The New Jade Palace General - Azure Sparrow - Sparrow General,' is loading."
At the same time, another picture appeared, showing Qingque looking down on Fu Xuan, while Fu Xuan was dressed as a respectable woman and looked very angry.
It's worth noting that Fu Xuan's hair was already styled in a bun, and she was holding a child in her arms, suggesting that she was already married.
In the group:
Qingque: ? ? ?
Fu Xuan: ? ? ? ?
Fu Xuan: Qingque? General Yuque?
Jing Yuan: Hahahaha, welcome General Que!
Xing: How come she's called General Que? And why is our Fu Xuan dressed as a young married woman? Who did she marry?
Qi Fu: Judging from the picture, she should have married Qingque.
Qi Fu: The reason is, since I can't be a general, I'll become a general's woman.
Topa: What about the child, does Qingque have that thing?
Qi Fu: Maybe Qingque is a man.
Qingque: I'm a girl, and I think I'm pretty good-looking. Even if I can't compare to the Grand Diviner, I'm still a little beauty.
Gui Naifen: Qingque, you know you're a pretty girl, huh? I thought you'd gamble your whole life.
Qingque: That's not gambling, that's a game of wits.
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