AWB Chapter 390 No Good Title
Chapter 390 No Good Title
Lei Dianzhen: My mom? Lei Dapao?
Lei Movie: …………
Tartaglia: That's not right. Why would Lei Dapao, a puppet, go on a blind date?
Paimon: Yes, why would Lei Dapao go on a blind date?
Yaejinko: So, there must be someone else.
Star: Who?
Qi Fu: Maybe it's you
Xing: Me? Uh, Kafka?
Kafka: …………
March 7: There is a possibility that it is a star
Ying: Okay, okay, let’s watch the show.
Xing: Okay, okay, I'll watch the show too.
Fu Xuan: I still find it hard to imagine that there are people who are not afraid of being hurt and are even happy to do so.
Dan Heng: This is probably the difference between a neurotic person and a normal person.
Jing Yuan: Hahahahahaha
After waiting for a while in the group, the system prompt sounded again and the video began to play.
"Ding, today's second creation "My Mom Asked Me to Go on a Blind Date" is loaded."
As the video unfolds, the first person to appear is a woman with a face full of maternal love.
"Kakavasya, Mom has signed you up for the most famous matchmaking event on the planet. There are many famous ladies there, and all the unmarried ladies in the universe are there, so you must bring back a good wife for Mom today."
As the woman in the video finished speaking, Sha Jin appeared with a depressed look on his face.
in the group
Placer gold:? ? ? ?
Topa: Pfft, how come it's you, Gold Dust?
Gold Dust: Yes, why me? And my name, how...
At this time, Shajin was very shocked. Why did his original real name appear again?
Xing: I thought it was really me. I didn’t expect
Star: So disappointed
March 7: Come on, you really want to embarrass yourself
Qi Fu: A nice guy goes on a blind date, so his match is you? @Topa?
Topa: Although we are colleagues, I have no interest in gold dust. However, from the last time I used the second creation to act out a play, it is really possible.
Topa: Oh, what should I do? I don't want to be tied to gold dust.
Yaejinko: Then you can only create a second creation yourself and find a man you like to break this impression.
Topa: It seems like this is the only way. Why do I feel like I lost out when I took that commission from the company last time?
Placer gold:…………
Jing Yuan: The gold dust was hit hard, hahahaha
Sambo: Hahahaha
After everyone in the group laughed, a new video scene appeared.
The next second, Sha Jin had arrived at a very large and crowded square. There were many tables in the square, and almost all of them had people sitting in front of them. It was obvious that these people were here for a blind date.
"This place is so big, brother. Do you think we can find true love today?" Sha Jin looked around in shock.
"Of course I can, because my dream of being a rich woman who lives off me depends on this wave." The next second, another figure appeared. Who else could it be but Qi Fu.
In the group:
Qi Fu: Fuck
Yae Kamiko: Hahahaha, rich woman dream, this is really unexpected.
Gold Dust: Now I feel relieved. I thought I was the real creator.
Qi Fu: But, to be honest, I really want to be a gigolo.
Xing: I want to eat too.
March 7: Where are there so many rich women?
Ying: So how happy are you today?
System: It's a world-shaking upheaval. You'll understand if you keep reading.
Seeing that the system once again emphasized that today was a very chaotic day, everyone continued to watch.
In the video, Qi Fu and Sha Jin walked around the blind date conference for a while, and soon saw a pink-haired girl who looked noble but had an unhappy expression.
"Kakavasya, look at that, I like her." Qi Fu's eyes lit up and he hurriedly pulled the gold sand beside him.
Sha Jin looked in the direction Qi Fu pointed, and sure enough, he saw a very beautiful pink-haired girl. She was very short, but her whole body exuded a hint of nobility. In a word, she had the feeling of a rich loli.
"Brother Qi Fu, she does look rich, but don't you think something is wrong? She is so beautiful, but no one goes to her table to talk," Sha Jin questioned.
"Because they are so beautiful, ordinary people would feel that they are not worthy of fairies, but I am different, I am worthy of fairies." Qi Fu puffed out his chest and walked over with his head held high.
"Beauty, are you going on a blind date by yourself?" Qi Fu walked over and asked directly.
"Yes, it's me! After dating me, you can get a lot of money."
"Hahaha, that's great, beauty, what do you think of me?" Qi Fu immediately smiled when he heard it.
"Okay, take a look at this first. If you agree, we can get married and get the marriage certificate today." "Fu Loli" looked at Qi Fu expressionlessly.
"Oh, so fast? Hahaha, I just like girls who are straightforward." Qi Fu was even happier.
Then Qi Fu looked at Sha Jin: "I'm sorry, brother, I'm lucky today, and I'm heading towards the day of being a perfect couple." Qi Fu glanced at Sha Jin proudly, and then immediately looked at what "Fu Loli" handed him, which looked like an agreement.
But as Qi Fu continued to look, his smiling face suddenly froze.
It only says
Marriage Agreement
In order to cope with the pressure from my family, I, Fu Xuan, am now looking for a full-time husband.
A full-time husband requires that at the moment of marriage, all his property and all future income other than wages shall be handed over to his wife for safekeeping.
The wife gives her full-time husband a huge allowance of 2,000 credit points every month.
At the same time, a full-time husband cannot touch his wife, and the wife will not be responsible for continuing the family line, in order to prevent domestic violence and possible crimes.
If necessary, a full-time husband should cut off all sources of lust.
After reading the agreement, Qi Fu looked at "Rich Loli" in confusion.
"What does it mean to cut off all sources of lust?" Qi Fu asked.
"Isn't this simple? Of course, it's just cutting off your little one!" "Rich Loli" said as a matter of course.
"Ah, then what about my future happiness?" Qi Fu asked again.
“Of course it’s served cold.”
"Hey, look at my appearance first. Am I not handsome? Can you find anyone more handsome than me in the whole square?" Qi Fu said, pointing to his face.
"Rich Lolita" took a closer look at Qi Fu's appearance and nodded, "He is indeed very handsome."
"So can we save ourselves from cutting Xiaooo?" Qi Fu laughed when he heard it.
"Okay, you don't have to worry about it, but what's the use of being handsome? If you could find a wife, would you be here? You are not sick, are you? If you are, don't tell me. Sell your body and find other women. Of course, you have to give me the money you earn." "Rich Loli" snorted.
"Ah" Qi Fu was confused again.
"By the way, I have another question. Didn't you say that I can get a large sum of money after getting married and getting the marriage certificate? Where is the money?" Qi Fu asked again.
"Give me all your money, and I will give you a huge pocket money of 2000 credit points every month." "Fu Loli" approached Qi Fu's face and looked at him seriously.
"So no matter what, my money is your money." Qi Fu was speechless.
"That's right, otherwise why would you call it looking for a sucker, well, where is your full-time husband?" "Rich Loli" said in a serious voice.
"Well, what about me!" At this time, Sha Jin pointed at himself.
"You?" "Rich Loli" glanced at Sha Jin.
"Your vagina must be cut off, and your eyes must be gouged out too."
In an instant, Qi Fu and Sha Jin ran away without looking back.
In the group:
Qi Fu: Hiss, how cruel, Fu Xuan
Fu Xuan: I wouldn’t do that, and I can’t possibly say those three words.
Yaejinko: Which three words?
Fu Xuan: It’s those three words.
Yaejinko: Which three words?
Fu Xuan: It’s those three words “Xiaooo”
Kafka: …………
Qingque: Hiss! Master Taibu!
Fu Xuan: !!!!!!
Jizi: I was fooled
Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha
Fu Xuan: Bajie Shenzi, you bastard, are you trying to trick me?
Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha
Ying: But what’s funny is Qi Fu’s confused expression.
Malani: I was terrified, hahahahaha
Paimon: Hahahaha
Jingyuan: The next person seems to have come out. That’s... um... Sunday?
Sunday:????