Chapter 216 Salted Fish is Salted Fish
Chapter 216 Salted Fish is Salted Fish
Two cherries have completely broken Fu Xuan's defense.
He is short and doesn't have the shield of great evil. Especially since this is being broadcast to people in two different worlds, it's really embarrassing.
But the video wasn't over yet, and the words she said below the video almost made her faint from anger.
"Turning into a big watermelon, what a joke, Three-eyed Demon Girl, even if you turn into a big watermelon you can't change the fact that you have a loli figure!" Qingque pointed at Fu Xuan and shouted again
"What do you know!" However, Fu Xuan also shouted back.
"You have no idea why I want to be the perfect woman. I like him, I love him, but... he actually chose me because I have no breasts and no height. He even said that being with me is like dating an underage child."
"So, he dumped me. He would rather be with Su Shang, that illiterate, stupid woman, than with me."
At this time, the portrait of a brown-haired girl flashed across the screen, indicating that this was Su Shang.
In the group:
Su Shang: Why am I included here, and am I a love rival of Lord Taibusi?
Gui Naifen: Su Shang, you're on TV!
Su Shang: Even if I am stupid, I know this TV is not very good.
Paimeng: Although it is not very good, the video is not something that ordinary people can’t access.
Ying: Exactly! Exactly!
Yaejinko: But why isn't the man shown? I thought Qi Fu would show up as a background.
Wendy: Indeed!
Su Shang: Wait, why did my mom send me a message?
Su Shang: It’s over, it’s over, Xiao Guizi, my mother asked me to bring my boyfriend back home, where can I find a boyfriend for her?
Su Shang: Besides, how did she think I had a boyfriend? Was it just because of the secondary creation?
Gui Naifen: Just tell me it's a secondary creation, not real.
Su Shang: I told her, but she didn’t believe it. She also said that all the Teyvat people in her group said that the second creation was based on certain facts, so she thought I had a boyfriend.
Gui Naifen: Uh!
Keqing: It was created based on certain facts. Although it is a fact, most of them are fake. Miss Suchang, please wish me good luck.
Gui Naifen: Wish yourself the best, Suchang
Su Shang: No!
Fu Xuan: ………
Su Chang, who was just a background board in the group, unexpectedly got into trouble, but the video seemed to have entered the next stage.
It was only because of Fu Xuan's words of heartbreak in the video that Qingque finally understood why the Three-Eyed Demon Girl did such evil things.
"After all this time, it turns out she's just a crazy woman who's been heartbroken."
"In that case, we can't let you, a crazy woman, continue to live and bring disaster to the people. Today I will enforce justice on the behalf of heaven," Qingque looked at Fu Xuan and shouted seriously.
"Interesting, a mere insignificant green fish wants to defeat me, the Three-Eyed Demon Queen. Who gives you the courage?" Fu Xuan laughed sarcastically as if he had heard some huge joke.
"It's Star Fish and Conceited Fish! The souls of my companions are calling me!" Qingque said, and a thick green light began to emerge from his body.
Fu Xuan was also slightly surprised when he saw this scene.
"What is this momentum?"
While Fu Xuan was surprised, Qingque had already launched an attack on her. Qingque dodged and arrived under Fu Xuan with a powerful momentum.
Because of Qingque's terrifying aura, Fu Xuan didn't know how powerful Qingque's attack was, so he stomped hard with his three-meter-tall body, and the ground cracked into tofu dregs, and Fu Xuan flew up with the help of this stomping.
The ground was shattered into pieces, and Qingque, who was still on the ground, was directly affected. He showed signs of falling, but Qingque was not an ordinary person at this time. Like Fu Xuan, he stepped on the broken ground in a few steps and chased after Fu Xuan in the air.
Then he gathered powerful green energy in his hands and sent out a powerful light wave at Fu Xuan at a distance of only three meters!
Seeing Qingque launching light waves at her from such a close distance, Fu Xuan was shocked again.
"This guy……"
Still because of Qingque's terrifying aura, Fu Xuan didn't dare to take it head-on, and chose to lean sideways again to avoid the attack.
Fu Xuan's show of weakness and Qingque's powerful attack seemed to have told everyone the outcome of the battle.
Everyone in the group was also surprised by this battle.
In the group:
Jing Yuan: @Qingque, Qingque, are you really that powerful?
Qingque: Uh! This! Me!
Xingqiu: It's such a burning feeling. The villain was shocked by the protagonist's momentum and had to temporarily hide from the edge.
Luanpo: Yo, hey yo, yo, today’s protagonist, yo, is Qingque!
Paimon: What is the person upstairs talking about? What is that yo, hey yo?
Mockingbird: If I'm not mistaken, this is rap.
Paimon:? ? ?
Silver Wolf: Rap means singing and speaking, expressing something in a singing way.
Yunjin: Rap? ?
Yunjin: It seems quite interesting. After the video is over, can anyone talk to me about this?
Luanpo: @Yunjin, I’m so happy!
Funina: It seems that the protagonist Qingque will defeat the villain Fu Xuan in this battle. The ending feels a bit ordinary. Is there any reversal?
Black Tower: What kind of reversal can this possibly have? We can't just let that unknown male protagonist show up.
Gui Naifen: This is possible, so we can see who Su Shang’s boyfriend is.
Su Shang: Hey, Xiao Guizi, what are you talking about?
Ying: No need to guess. Even if he shows up, it will be Qi Fu using another name and his own face to play a supporting role. After all, that’s how the system guy likes to do it.
Su Shang: Alas!
When everyone in the group felt that the ending of this secondary creation had already been determined.
The fight between Qingque and Fu Xuan in the video is getting more and more intense.
Fu Xuan had been dodging Qingque's crazy attacks for a whole minute, and the more he fought, the angrier he became, because Qingque's momentum was still so strong, without any sign of weakening, and even becoming more powerful.
The most important thing is that she has no way to retreat. If she continues like this, she will be hit by Qingque's attack sooner or later.
"Three-eyed Demon Queen, this time next year will be the anniversary of your death..." Qingque shouted as he descended from the sky and attacked Fu Xuan below with a flying kick.
Fu Xuan felt that Qingque's attack had almost locked onto a range of 100 meters around her. No matter how she dodged, she would be kicked.
"Are you kidding me? How could I be defeated by a loser like you?" Fu Xuan shouted and instantly decided that since he couldn't dodge, he would just take it.
Then, a pink aura gathered around Fu Xuan.
"Look at my third eye attack!" Fu Xuan shouted again, and the "third eye" on Fu Xuan's forehead emitted a pink laser with amazing power.
The pink laser instantly met the flying bluebird, and then...
The bluebird was pierced by the laser!
At this moment, not only Fu Xuan in the video was stunned, but everyone in the group was stunned.
in the group
Jingyuan:? ? ?
Funina:? ? ?
Black Tower: ???
Luanpo:???
In the video
Qingque was pierced by the laser, and Fu Xuan suddenly felt the disappearance of the terrifying aura on Qingque. It was not until then that she realized something.
That is, the true power of Qingque's attack seemed to have never been revealed. She either hit the sky or hit the air, and she always avoided close range attacks.
and so……
"Hehe, a salted fish is a salted fish, all he can do is bluff!" Fu Xuan sneered, then jumped up, and with his three-meter-tall body he easily took Qingque down.
then……
The screen flashed by a scene of a salted fish being split in half by a pair of hands.
Finally, the salted fish, which was split into two halves, was eaten by the huge mouth of the abyss.
The final video returned to the original scene, with the three-eyed enchantress Fu Xuan shaking the earth with every step, dragging her tall body towards the distance.
"Ding, the secondary video "Deep Sea Salted Fish vs. Three-Eyed Fairy" has finished playing."
In the group:
Qi Fu: Hahahaha, I'm so happy, salted fish is salted fish, hahahaha
Funina: Haha, I thought it was a traditional ending, but it turned out to be such a twist, I really didn’t expect it, hahahaha
Aha: I thought I was the protagonist, but in the end, I was such a loser, hahahaha
Qingque: …………
Jing Yuan: Speaking of which, the fact that Fu Qing's third eye can shoot lasers was actually revealed by this second creation.
Fu Xuan: ………
Ying: It seems that the system used this material, rushed out an episode, and made a secondary creation.
Wendy: The laser is too powerful, it killed him in one second, not surprising, it's reasonable.
Qi Fu: Hahahahahaha!
(I have something to do today, so this is the end of this chapter)
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