AWB Chapter 57 The Casual Majesty
Chapter 57 The Casual Majesty
In the heavenly court, in the study room, Bai Ze was writing the memorials, while Shang Yang was lying on the soft couch beside him, looking through the past battle history of the Yaozu.
While watching, he stretched out his hand from time to time to grab the grapes placed on the desk next to him, and put them in his mouth, with his feet up, dangling, and he was also leisurely, enjoying himself.
"Can you help me approve the memorial for a while?" Looking at his sloppy look, Bai Ze couldn't help but said, "I'm going to be too busy, didn't you see?"
"I'm going to be too busy, didn't you see?" Shang Yang didn't turn his head back, he reached out to grab a grape and put it in his mouth, and continued to read without taking his eyes off the book. "I'm studying the past of the two His Majesties' battles, don't disturb me!"
"...", Bai Ze gave him a speechless look, but had no choice but to continue to review the memorial.
"Oh, I regret not being able to join the two Majesties sooner!" Shang Yang saw Xing's head and patted the bed!
This sudden success made Bai Ze tremble in fright, he couldn't hold the pen firmly, and drew a long red mark on the memorial.
"What's wrong with you?!" Bai Ze looked up at Shang Yang helplessly.
Shang Yang got up and sat down, took the letter and patted it on the palm of his hand, and gestured to him, "I read the records in the letter just now, and there is a sense of murder in my face!"
"Just the records have such awe-inspiring momentum. If you are lucky enough to see the demeanor of the two majesties fighting that day, wouldn't it make the monster's heart flutter even more?" When he said this, he looked fascinated.
"That's true," Bai Ze nodded in agreement when he heard him talking about this.
These words reminded him of the days when he followed the two His Majesties to the North and South. He joined the Yaozu earlier than Shangyang, so he knew more.
"When I didn't discover these 33 heavens, I followed the two majesties to conquer all directions in the wild land, fighting bloody battles, fighting witches, and wild beasts, and I often became red-eyed!"
Bai Ze put down the pen in his hand and recalled. "For the survival of the monster clan, the two majesties are the ones who take the lead and are the most able to bear hardships and stand hard work!"
"Often after a battle, the battle armor on your body is soaked in blood, but the two majesties don't even frown! That aura is really convincing!" Bai Ze spoke impassionedly about the battle history of the two majesties .
"When resting, the two majesties often vacate their residences for the wounded, and they find a random rock to lean on, and fall asleep with their heads tilted. They are very casual and not picky at all."
"How can we not admire such a king?" Bai Ze gave another example.
"Ah! I really want to see it with my own eyes." After hearing this, Shang Yang became even more fascinated.
"Speaking of which, the second sermon in Zixiao Palace is over, why don't your majesties come back?" At this point, Shang Yang counted the days and felt a little strange, so he asked Bai Ze.
"The two Your Majesties are in the prehistoric land now," Bai Ze stretched out his hands to calculate, and managed to get a vague answer, "Maybe they were delayed by the important affairs of the lower realm clan." He speculated.
"As expected of our Majesty, he is so diligent!" Shang Yang expressed admiration.
"Yes." Bai Ze nodded, and then changed the subject, "Since you admire the two Majesties so much, why not be diligent as well." He picked up a memorial and shook it.
Shang Yang showed the sweetest smile on his face, and picked up a grape next to him, peeled it carefully, and brought it to his mouth, "I'm also hardworking, I'm busy feeding you grapes."
Bai Ze didn't even frown, and after eating the grapes in his mouth, he continued. "That's not okay, there are too many memorials, you have to..."
Before he finished speaking, Shang Yang tilted his body and leaned on his shoulder, with a confused expression on his face, and raised his hand to rub his temple.
"Ah, I suddenly feel a bit of a headache, and I really have no strength." Shang Yang said with "qi like a spring".
"You won't, you want to order a patient." He looked at him pitifully.
"..." Bai Ze's mood was like this, he tilted his head and glanced at him, and asked without a trace of tone, "You're sick, aren't you?"
"Well," Shang Yang nodded slowly, frowned, and said, "I'm seriously ill. I don't even have the strength to hold a pen now."
"Okay," Bai Ze nodded. "Then you don't have to review the memorial."
Hearing this, Shang Yang was secretly happy, but unexpectedly, Bai Ze put down the memorial in his hand, put his hand under his armpit, and hugged him up. Shang Yang subconsciously put his arms around his neck. "what are you doing?!"
"Aren't you sick?" Bai Ze looked down at him in his arms, "Go to bed! I'll check you up!" He said meaningfully.
"No, no, no!" Shang Yang struggled to get down, "I suddenly feel better! No need to check! No need to check!"
"I want it!" Bai Ze hugged his arm tightly, bowed his head and said seriously, "How can we avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment?"
"You're not a doctor either." Shang Yang continued to struggle.
"I'm not talented. In the early years, it was the counselors and military doctors of the two His Majesties." Bai Ze leaned close to his ear and said softly. "I have healed the wounds of both His Majesties, let alone you?"
"...", Shang Yang's mood at this time was like this.
"I'm not sick, I don't see a military doctor!" He wanted to save himself again.
"Sick monsters don't even say they are sick. If you are like this, you are definitely sick. You are still very sick." Bai Ze talked to himself.
Afterwards, Bai Ze hugged him and turned around gently. After a stream of white light passed, they disappeared.When they reappeared, they had already returned to their dormitory, and started the process of 'curing'.
And at this time, what are the two majesties who are so brave in the eyes of the monsters doing?
The line of sight returns to Fengqi Mountain first.But it is said that Emperor Donghua turned into the appearance of Taiyi, returned to the banquet, and continued to play chess with Tongtian.
But Donghua's chess skills were more abrasive than Taiyi's, and he had to think for a long time about every move, which made Tongtian, who was already impatient, even more impatient.
Donghua can think for half an hour for a move, and while he is thinking, Tongtian's patience has reached its limit, and he feels that if he doesn't find something else to attract him, he can't help but overturn the chessboard!
When I looked around, I just saw tea and snacks on the desk beside me. I had already drank a lot of tea. This time, Tongtian simply took a few pieces of snacks. The one Hua replaced.
Because Xihe's dim sum is exquisitely made, two or three of them in one bite is not a problem, so Donghua's imitation plate is naturally the same in shape and size, so Tong Tian grabbed three with one hand and stuffed them into his mouth.
Tong Tian, who was chewing big mouthfuls, changed his face instantly in the next second, salty and spicy!bitter!Sweet and bitter!All kinds of flavors mixed together and rushed straight into his throat!
"Ah! Save... save...", Tong Tian was choked up and couldn't speak a word, and was too stunned by the smell to say a complete sentence, so he tremblingly stretched out his hand towards the opposite 'Tai Yi'.
Donghua glanced at him calmly, not understanding what he meant.There are many doubts in the big eyes.
"Fellow Daoist Tongtian, what's wrong with you?" He asked with concern.
"Save...save...", Tongtian couldn't say a complete sentence, tears were streaming down his face, he pointed to the snacks beside him. "Dim sum...too..."
Seeing this, Donghua reached out to pick up a piece from the desk beside him, brought it to his mouth, chewed it a few times, and the sweet but not greasy taste spread in his mouth.
"Fellow Daoist Tongtian, are you trying to say that dim sum is delicious? I think so too." He nodded approvingly as he spoke.
"No...it's too...too...", Tong Tian was so stimulated by the smell of the snack that he almost passed out, and when he heard this again at this time, he subconsciously waved his hand.
"Oh, you didn't mean to say that it's delicious," Donghua thought he understood, "You mean to say that it's my wife's delicious food. That's natural. Fairy Xihe's craftsmanship is naturally first-class. Good." He said smugly.
"..." Tongtian was really speechless at this moment.He looked towards Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, and stretched out his hand tremblingly.
Lao Tzu remained motionless, and Fu Xi, who was playing chess with him, did not pay attention to this side.On the other hand, Yuanshi glanced at Tongtian and frowned.
Di Jun, who was sitting opposite Yuan Shi, also saw this scene, stretched out his hand to pinch a piece of dim sum, and after tasting it, he felt that the taste was good, but not top-notch.
Di Jun looked at Tongtian's appearance, sneered, and said, "Hmph, exaggeration!"
When Yuanshi heard the words, he stretched out his hand to pinch a piece of dim sum and tasted it. It tasted really good, but it didn't make Tongtian look like this. He frowned, and secretly said, "Tongtian!Pay attention to the image! '
Hearing this, Tong Tian really burst into tears. 'I want to pay attention too, but I can't help myself. In a hurry, he accidentally saw the tea set beside him, immediately picked up the teapot and poured it into his mouth!
"Gu dong gu dong!"
Tong Tian wanted to wash away the taste in his mouth with tea, but the result was just the opposite!After the two phases were superimposed, the smell was even more indescribable, and it directly knocked him out!
He tilted his head and fell on the seat, and the teapot in his hand rolled aside.
"Fellow Daoist Tongtian?!" Donghua was startled, and quickly got up to help him.
The movement here also attracted the attention of other people, they stopped playing chess, and got up together to gather here.
"What's the matter, Fellow Daoist Tongtian?" Fuxi, as the mountain master, asked first.
Donghua supported Tongtian and replied. "It's okay! It's probably the first time he ate such a delicious snack, and he passed out from joy."
Donghua reached out from his desk, pinched a piece of snack, chewed it, swallowed it and said, "It's really delicious, no wonder Fellow Tongtian is like this. I think that Fellow Daoist Tongtian has been practicing for a long time in the past, and I have never tasted this snack. Waiting for delicious snacks, so that I passed out with excitement as soon as I tasted it."
"...", Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi's faces were not very good.At the same time, they glanced at the fainted Tongtian with disappointing eyes!
'As for? !Is Kunlun Mountain less for you to eat, or less for you to drink? !After eating a few pieces of other people's snacks, he passed out from joy? !Nothing! ' Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, who felt ashamed, thought at the same time.
"It's getting late, since Fellow Daoist Tongtian is not feeling well, why don't you invite fellow Daoists to stay here tonight." Fuxi smoothed things over.
"Then bother fellow Taoist Fuxi." Lao Tzu said out loud.By the way, he gave Yuan Shi a look, and the latter understood, pulled Tong Tian from Tai Yi's arms, hugged him and stood up.
"Please!" Fuxi led the way and brought Taoist Sanqing to the guest room, and arranged a room for 'Taiyi' by the way, but he didn't take care of the female fairy, and Nuwa took care of it.
When he led Dijun to the guest room, he turned around and wanted to leave, but unexpectedly Dijun grabbed his sleeve, Fuxi turned around and looked at him suspiciously, "Is there anything else?"
"You let me sleep in the guest room?" Di Jun pouted with dissatisfaction on his face, "I'm picky about my sleep. I love the bed."
"There's no bed for you here either." Fuxi replied bluntly.
"Yes," Di Jun leaned over to hug him, "Isn't your bed my bed?"
"Don't go too far." Fuxi's ears were itchy from the heat in his ear, and he stretched out his hand to push him.
"That's too much." Di Jun wrapped his arms around his neck, "I have something more too, do you want to try it?" He licked his lips.
"Ridiculous!" Fuxi blushed completely, pushed him violently, and turned his back.
He flicked his sleeves, straightened his face, and said seriously. "If you are not used to sleeping in the bed here, then go back to your Sunstar! There is a high bed and soft pillows, and there may be nephrite jade waiting for your pity!"
"How can I say I'm not used to the bed here, I'm just not used to the bed in the guest room!" He emphasized the pronunciation of the word 'guest room'. "Besides, what kind of nephrite jade is warm and fragrant, at most I will pity one piece of incense and cherish one piece of jade."
"You really have it?" As soon as the words came out, Fuxi immediately turned around, grabbed his lapel, and asked fiercely, "Who?!"
"You." Di Jun grabbed his waist and said as a matter of course, "I only pity your fragrance and pity your jade."
"You!" Fuxi took a deep breath, raised his finger and pointed at him, "You are really good!"
"Yes, I also think I'm good." Di Jun smiled and hugged him. "And I also think that we can continue to discuss this issue later, and I'm even better in bed!"
"Now, do you still want me to sleep in the guest room?" He looked down at Fuxi in his arms. "Taoist Sanqing is next door!" He reminded.
"Turn left fifteen steps ahead, and then go straight!" Fuxi felt his face was about to burn, and almost squeezed out the words through his teeth, and then buried his head in his arms.
Di Jun showed a triumphant smile, and walked briskly back to their room with Fu Xi in his arms.