Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 534 Your Mouth is Dry

[What the hell, what happened just now? What did I hear? It almost deafened my eardrums.]

[It seems like the tire is blown out, or the brakes are failing? ]

[Oh my god! Watching their live broadcast is more exciting than watching a horror movie.

I just wanted to treat them as a host to watch, but now my job has been ruined. 】

[Are they all right? ]

Finally, a caring citizen found his conscience and started to care about the most important issue.

The car was suddenly forced to stop. The five people in the car were pushed forward by the huge push on their backs, and then fell heavily back into their seats.

"My butt is going to be split into eight pieces."

"Oh my, my old arms and legs."

Zhao Tangtang and the assistant screamed louder and louder each other, and people who didn't know would think they were in a car accident.

"Should I join in as well, so as to show the cohesion of our team?"

Jiang Zhiyuan was not prepared at the time and got a red spot on her forehead, but she had to save face, so she didn't say a word.

However, she cursed Director Wang who was driving 800 times in her heart. She was almost going to lose face as the boss!

At least the new nickname given to her online is "Pipi Xie."

What I mean is that it’s an evil thing that has so many layers of disguises on it.

"No...Bao, doesn't your forehead hurt?"

Sister Xu rubbed her knee which was slightly scraped from the collision, and looked at Jiang Zhiyuan with a little shock. His forehead was originally just a little red, but now it was swollen and bleeding.

Jiang Zhiyuan made a downward gesture with one hand and put the other hand into his shirt pocket.

"What's this little injury? It doesn't hurt at all."

When Zhao Tangtang heard her words, she turned her head and looked over here, and gave her a thumbs up. She was really amazing. She was suffering for being so stubborn.

Sister Xu curled her lips and said, "Haha, you still want to be cool even at this time."

"what happened?"

Director Wang frowned, quickly steadied the car, and slowly stopped it.

He opened the car door with trembling hands. Fuck, he almost thought he was going to meet his grandmother.

"It looks like a flat tire."

The assistant sitting in the passenger seat leaned his head out to check the situation, his expression looking a little grim.

Ooooooooo, his bolero, his elbows!

Wuuwuwu, wuwuwu, it really hurts, but they are the only two men in the car...

His brother-in-law is an old man and he didn't scream. If he was young, he would scream like crazy...

And it seemed a bit embarrassing to do it in front of so many viewers in the live broadcast room, but no, he had to endure the pain today.

He, the little assistant, is the legendary Ninja Turtle.

The boss must remain calm!

The assistant took a deep breath and kept muttering to himself.

"Ninja Turtles, today I am the Ninja Turtle, today I am a ninja, today I am a turtle, today I am a bastard, an old turtle."

When he read the last few words, he was so excited that he couldn't help but yelled it out with his loud voice!

As a result, the three people in the car and the person standing outside looked at him with strange eyes.

"Ah, what's the matter with him?"

Zhao Tangtang rubbed the bruise on his arm and looked at the assistant in shock, as if conveying a message: Could it be that he was finally driven crazy by us?

"Maybe I just hit my brain..."

Sister Xu, who is usually gentle, rarely speaks harshly, mainly because she doesn't understand what this person is doing.

Then Sister Xu heard the person next to her say.

"Sister Xu, don't praise him so much, he will be proud!

When has he ever had a brain? Hasn't his brain always been empty? "

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Sister Xu thought she had said something wrong. Until she heard the second half, she realized that she was too kind. Compared with this person, she still needed to practice her sharp tongue.

"Other people's mouths taste like strawberries, but your mouth tastes like paraquat."

[Today my mother tongue is speechless. Are you sure they almost had a car accident? Why do I feel their mental state is better than ours? ]

[Uh uh... the last time I was so speechless was last time. ]

[Sister Yuan, is she really not in pain? Looking at the red and swollen bump, I can feel the pain even through the screen.]

[What was the assistant mumbling just now?

Is there anyone who can lip-read please help translate? I'm really wondering how he suddenly shouted those three words. 】

[Car accident: Brother, sister, please look at me, please? Thank you so much, this is the first time I have seen someone disrespect me like this.]

"That's great. This already rough day has been fraught with even more drama."

Zhao Tangtang rubbed his injured arm and said with a smile.

I'm so unlucky today. Is it because I didn't check the almanac before going out?

"Be serious, we are only halfway through the day and not even a full day yet, I think the second half will be exciting too."

The young assistant forced a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense, everyone get off the bus and take a look around."

As the "stabilizing force" of the team, Sister Xu remained calm even in such a situation.

Everyone got off the car one by one and looked around, only to find that this was actually a remote country road with nothing else around except a few scattered farmhouses.

Well, they were abandoned once again.

"This place is in the middle of nowhere, and there's no shop nearby. It's not easy to get a car repaired."

The young assistant said with a sad face.

Two staff members drove one of the cars to Yucai to buy things, so now they were the only car driving on this country road.

"Don't worry, I'll contact the nearby rescue service."

Xu Hui quickly took out her cell phone and began searching for rescue information.

"Do you think we can get a taxi here?"

"Let me ask you one question, where are you locating? There's no village in front and no store behind."

The audience in the live broadcast room also talked about it, some expressed concern, while others made fun of their "bad luck".

[They and the car don't get along well today, why are they falling on the car one after another? ]

[Looking at Director Wang’s face that looked like he had lost all hope in life, I wanted to laugh.

I didn't expect to lose not only my share of the money, but also my army, not only did I not bring the person back, but I also got myself involved. 】

[Director Wang said: I am numb. I no longer have any expectations for this world.]

"It seems that the theme of today's live broadcast can be changed to 'Survival in the Wilderness'."

Zhao Tangtang was optimistic and began to look around. On one side was a small forest and on the other side was a field. The scenery was nice.

"You have really committed a great sin. I shouldn't have been merciful enough to come pick you up today. I should have let you walk to your destination."