AWB Chapter 39: Little Nanfu in Beijing
Chapter 39: Little Nanfu in Beijing
That afternoon, under the command of Song Yanming, the three children waited for the mud on the Husky to dry up, and then broke it off piece by piece.
Song Yanming was a mysophobe and supervised the workers directly through the glass door, supervising them to dust, bathe and blow dry the dog's hair. Finally, he asked the three of them to take brooms, mops and buckets, and told them that they could only leave when the yard was clean.
Qin Lingzheng, Song Yicheng and Wei Shaoqing worked hard for the whole afternoon until dark, but they were not allowed to go into the house to eat because they thought the three of them looked like mud monkeys and were too dirty.
Finally, someone gave them a basin with some vegetables in it and a steamed bun on top. The three children sat in the yard, basking in the moonlight, and finished a very sad meal.
Song Yanming gave a euphemistic reason: Let them focus and learn a lesson. They are almost in elementary school, so stop thinking about teasing cats and dogs all day long.
The three kids were exhausted after working out for the entire afternoon and their battery was completely drained.
When I went to kindergarten on Monday, my eyelids were still fighting each other.
Now we know everything that needs to be known about Bai Yuan going to kindergarten.
Last Friday, the child went home and told his brothers what happened that day in vivid detail, adding some embellishments to it. After some polishing, it sounded like a blockbuster movie with top-notch special effects.
For those who have older brothers in the family, the older brothers are at most in the fourth grade of elementary school and are old enough to be sensible. In order to prevent their younger brothers and sisters from getting into trouble, they all use Qin Lingzheng and others as negative examples.
The few people who went along to join in the fun that day were scolded by the eldest brother:
"You guys are courting death! You dare to block Bai Ou's little sister? Kids nowadays are really ignorant and fearless. Back then——"
Take this incident as an example and explain to these little idiots the glorious deeds of Bai Ou in the past.
It's true. Even if all the kids in the compound were added together, they would still not be a match for him.
He is invincible in single combat, but only scraping can consume some of his physical strength.
Therefore, in addition to the title of "Little God of War", Bai Ou also has a nickname that is widely circulated among people - Little Nanfu of Beijing.
One section is better than six!
Because this matter sounded too mysterious, these future flowers of the motherland regarded it as a legend, and some even cared about the performance of their big brother.
Children in the fourth grade already know how to save face.
Can I talk about being pushed to the ground as soon as I met you? No.
Can you tell someone about someone tripping over you and falling flat on their face? No, you can't.
This is another case of exaggerating and distorting the facts. There must be a back and forth. If you are knocked down by one move, you can't say that you should add a few more rounds. Why just passively take the beating? Then change it to a situation where you try your best but still lose by one step compared to your opponent and regretfully lose.
"…In a flash, he stumbled, and I used my waist to steady myself. Then I slashed with my left hand, and he stepped back a few steps to avoid me. Then he rushed over again at lightning speed, and the two figures intertwined. All I could hear was the crackling and clanging of swords and sabers—"
The child was quite excited to hear it, opened his eyes wide, and was concerned about the final result: "What happened next? Did you win?"
"Hey, of course - no."
Child:"……"
All in all, Bai Ou has reached the state of "Although I am no longer in the world, my legend is everywhere in the world."
Some children are caring and thoughtful: "Brother! Don't be afraid! I will practice martial arts diligently and become a peerless master. Next time you fight, we will be invincible with our unity!"
His brother was moved: "No, no, it's enough that you have this filial piety. Next time you fight with others, remember to share more firepower. Helping your brother to take a few more punches is better than anything else..."
There was even that leaky vest: "Brother, why are you so useless? You can't even beat this! Don't be my brother anymore, Brother Baiou is so powerful, I want him to be my brother!"
"Say that again, little brat?!"
It is obvious that Bai Yuan has already reached the top of the "Brother Pin" list at a young age.
On Monday morning, Song Yanming went to the Bai family to pick up Bai Yuan and send her to kindergarten.
In order to join in the fun, Qin Lingzheng had been waiting at the door early in the morning. When he saw a little girl in kindergarten uniform, he found it somewhat novel. Along the way, he kept looking for opportunities to show his presence and attract the child's attention.
Bai Yuan ignored him and walked side by side with Song Yanming. No one held the other's hand. As both of them were mysophobes, they reached a tacit understanding in a friendly and barrier-free manner.
Qin Lingzheng looked at her hanging hands, which were white and soft, with the flesh still tender. He thought they must feel good, so he casually reached out to hold the girl's hand.
Bai Yuan didn't tolerate it either, and slapped him on the back of his hand.
This journey is so annoying!
Qin Lingzheng was shameless and still smiling. He stretched out his other hand and said, "Sister Bai Yuan, if you hit this one again, you won't be able to hit it!"
He quickly pinched the little girl's hand, then quickly took it back, showing off his unparalleled hand speed.
How shameless!
Song Yanming was standing by and watching him being a jerk. He thought that everything that needed to be said had been said, and this naughty kid would either piss off the little girl and drag her into the woods and beat her up, or he would be dragged into the woods and beaten up by Bai Ou, who was protecting his child. He would be left to fend for himself like a grasshopper in autumn.
Bai Yuan didn't say anything. He reached into his pocket, took out the eye drops spray, and sprayed it at Qin Lingzheng twice.
Qin Lingzheng:!!!
The world went silent for a moment.
When they arrived at the kindergarten gate, Song Yanming waved goodbye to Bai Yuan, while Qin Lingzheng stood there wiping away tears.
After a while, Wei Shaoqing and Song Yichen also came staggering over. They saw that Qin Lingzheng's eyes were red, tears were hanging from the corners of his eyes, and there were still traces of tears on his face.
The two of them looked suspiciously between him and Bai Yuan, then leaned over and whispered, "What? Did Bai Yuan beat you up and made you cry?"
Qin Lingzheng: "Get out of the way! This is eye drops! You are so ruthless, little girl. You won't listen to any soft words or hard words. Watch me, Brother Qin will use up all the drops in the bottle in one day!"
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Bai Yuan was in the kindergarten class and Qin Lingzheng was in the elementary school preparatory class. The two were not together. During every break, Qin Lingzheng would climb onto the window of Bai Yuan's room and stand at the door shouting for help.
If he couldn't be shouted at, he would just come in. No one would stop him anyway. He sat at the table in front of the girl, then turned around and looked at her with a smile.
Bai Yuan is also very adaptable. After a morning of toxin accumulation, he has learned to automatically filter out his voice.
She sat in her seat and wrote small characters one stroke at a time. The girl had steady hands and had been taught by Grandpa Jiang himself. Her handwriting was neat and powerful, far ahead of others.
Qin Lingzheng also noticed this, and when she raised her pen again, he pulled out the notebook and flipped through it in his hands.
"Sister Bai Yuan, your handwriting is really good."
Bai Yuan raised her hand to grab it, but Qin Lingzheng dodged it and held the notebook without returning it to her.
So, Bai Yuan reached into his pocket, took out the bottle of eye drops spray and tried the same trick again.
Qin Lingzheng, this lingering naughty kid, relied on his amazing perseverance and unshakable spirit to consume more than half a bottle in one morning.