Heartthrob's Guide to Rollovers

Chapter 111

Waserauchsagt, DuweitwasDuwillstundkannst! DurchDichwerdeichfreisein.

(No matter what he says, you know what you want and you can do it! With you I can be free.)

Wirtunnur, wasunsgefllt! Duundichhabenvornichtsundniemand Angst, unskanndiePflichteinerleisein! WirverzauberndieWelt!

(We only do what we love to do! You and I have nothing to fear from anyone or anything, we can forget about our worldly responsibilities, and we will make the world obsessed with us!)

Yue Ci's voice is clear and clean, and his German is fluent and clear, but these are not concealed... the fact that he is out of tune, and it is appalling that none of the lyrics are on the correct tune. If he hadn't sung so seriously, the three audience members would Think he did it on purpose!

But no, Yue Ci sings very devotedly, and his facial expressions and movements are also very good. No matter if they press the mute button, they will definitely think that the musicians on the stage are singing a beautiful song without hearing the singing.

The more this contrast, the more terrifying it is.

Si Mingxiu's hand that was holding the phone while recording was trembling, and Horos, whose face was full of anticipation as if seeing a miracle, began to fidget. The two looked at each other, and both saw the despair on the other's face.

At this moment, they clearly realize that no one is perfect, God opens a door for you, and will really close a window, and Yueci's superb acting skills and his incomplete tune can completely become a standard inverse ratio.

One second, they were still immersed in Yueci's acting skills, and the next moment they were tortured by this terrifying tune, so they couldn't tell what night it was. How superb the acting skills were, and the singing was like the scene of a car accident.

Ordinary people will end up with an unpleasant result even if they sing out of tune, but the more they say goodbye, this person completely uses the word "extreme" to its fullest. Either it is so good that it is perfect, or it is so bad that no one can beat it, then it will float to an alien planet His tone can literally pierce one's eardrums, not only is it unpleasant, it's terribly unpleasant!

The fidgeting Hollos finally stood up, and quietly, like a student skipping class, slowly walked towards the door. The door was closed. He didn't dare to disturb the little ancestor who was immersed in acting on the stage, but the distance The voice has already faded away, and he finally survived proudly.

He took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, without lighting it, he just bit the cigarette holder in a melancholy manner.He thought that singing and acting really need talent, no matter how hard people with tone deafness practice, it won't help, and the musical Yueci will almost die, unless he wants to go on stage and kill the audience.

Thinking of this, he realized that there was another person silently beside him, and when he turned his head, it was Si Mingxiu.

Si Mingxiu has been recording with his mobile phone from the very beginning. He originally planned to record it and send him a Weibo post to increase his followers.Looking at this posture, it will be no problem to search the headlines after it is really posted, but I am afraid that it is the rhythm of losing followers, and it will be a large number of followers.

He suddenly understood the meaning of Yang Tao's weird tone, but... Si Mingxiu looked at Yueci who was completely immersed in his performance on the stage, and wanted to rush up and shake his neck to ask, he f*cking right? Is there no point for my own five-tone insufficiency? ? ? ?

Looks like it really doesn't.

So far, the only ones who can know his tunes are those who have heard him sing, such as Carambola, Horos, him, and Fu...etc!

Si Mingxiu's eyes were fixed, what about Mr. Fu, why didn't he see any reaction from him?

Si Mingxiu and Hollows looked at each other, thought of this question at the same time, looked around, and really thought they were wrong.Seeing that Fu Peiyuan was still maintaining the original posture, sitting elegantly and leisurely in the first row of the auditorium, he raised his head and focused on the stage, his body did not move, he was really as stable as Mount Tai.

The two of them couldn't help but suspect: ... Maybe they were deafened by Yue Ci's singing, right?If not...how can any normal person be able to stand up to Yueci's singing like this?

Strong-willed people like them couldn't help but shy away and seek life. Mr. Fu was able to sit so steadily as if he didn't realize it. He was either deaf or aesthetically deformed.

All in all, there is no such thing as a normal possibility.

Fu Peiyuan looked so calm and composed, with his left leg crossed over his right leg, and one hand clasped on his thigh, his handsome face was calm and composed, his pair of phoenix eyes stared at the young man on the stage unblinkingly, and the corners of his lips were always twitching. A faint smile, as if watching an extremely wonderful performance with full attention.

Of course, in a place that no one else can see, the right hand that was covered by the coat has been tightened silently, and the strength is gradually increasing. It took all the strength of the whole body to keep myself calm. The other two made such a gaffe.

The performance on the stage came to an end, and as the sound of Yue Ci stopped, there were three relaxed breathing sounds in the room, two were clearly audible, and one was barely noticeable, one can imagine how lethal Yue Ci was.

However, the person involved didn't know about the situation, and after Yueci finished singing, he still felt that he was still unsatisfied. He calmed down and separated himself from the role, turned to look at the auditorium, only to find that there were two of the three people in the audience. Exaggeratedly ran to the door and stood there, but in the end Fu Peiyuan was the only one left sitting still. He couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "How is it?"

After the magic sound poured into his ears, he encountered this proposition. Siming Xiuxiu paused while turning off the mobile phone video recorder, and Horos quietly put down his hand holding a tissue to wipe the sweat from his forehead. Yu Sheng's expression caught Yue Ci's eyes unexpectedly.

Only Fu Peiyuan, faced with Yueci's question, his expression was calm and composed, and he was able to stand up and take out a few tissues from the paper box, and said in a deep and calm voice, "The performance was very exciting, Come here, let me wipe the sweat off your cheeks."

"Wonderful?" Yue Ci hooked his lips, he had already judged the truth from the attitudes of Si Mingxiu and Horos, but he still obediently walked over and let the other party wipe his sweat, while tilting his head and smiling Looking at Fu Peiyuan, he jokingly said, "It's no wonder it's Mr. Fu, the ability to tell lies with open eyes is really hard to tell."

Fu Peiyuan was dismantled by him without showing any face, but his face was still calm without any shame, his deep dark eyes contained a faint smile, as if to say, why are you asking even though you know it?

Yueci let out a "tsk", and it was difficult to answer for a while, asking him what to say, before seeing their reactions, he really didn't know that he was out of tune, just like every person with tone deafness, he was singing Sometimes it has its own filter, and I always feel that my words are correct, my singing is beautiful, and it is simply the voice of nature.How could he have thought that he would bring over the problem of tone insufficiency from his previous life.

When Si Mingxiu mentioned the musical, he obviously deliberately recalled some memories about the original body. The original body had sung at such a young age.He was relieved at the time, and felt that singing with his own voice was not much worse. Even if it didn't sound good, he could practice more. He thought he had enough perseverance, and he would never be unable to do what he wanted to do, but he didn't expect... This problem of tone deafness has followed.

Mentioning this problem, Yueci is very painful. Qi Yinian is indeed tone deaf, and he didn't know it at the beginning. Everyone who has heard him sing has an attitude of hearing the sound of nature. His acting skills are so stupefying that he is deceived. It was not until he recorded his own singing with his mobile phone that he discovered the cruelty of the truth.

It is also because of this reason that tone insufficiency always needs a lot of energy to correct. He was busy filming and had no schedule at the time, so he put aside the matter of the musical. Once shelved, it would last forever. However, God seemed to refuse to let him go. , Changed a body and still brought this problem over.

It hurts, it hurts so much.

Fu Peiyuan sensed his entangled mentality, and comforted him in a deep voice: "It's okay, you can practice if you can't sing well, and I will arrange the best vocal teacher for you to correct it."

Frightened by the singing, the duo also came over, and Horos said quietly, "I'm afraid no matter how powerful the vocal music teacher is, they can't cure the inborn tone deafness."

"That just shows that his ability is not enough." Fu Peiyuan's tone was light but powerful, and he said: "He will get what he wants." This he, of course, refers to Yue Ci.

Horos narrowed his eyes slightly, but wisely, he didn't want to refute on this topic, and said: "Then thank you Mr. Fu, and I, Yue Ci, and our musical are very grateful for your strong support."

Fu Peiyuan glanced at him with a half-smile, completely ignored his provocation, and ignored the other party to the end, implying that he completely disdained to regard the other party as a rival in love.

Hollus' face darkened instantly.

Yue Ci was too lazy to listen to their unnutritious quarrel, he looked at Horos and Si Mingxiu, shook his head, and said helplessly: "You two ran to the door, do you want to be so exaggerated?"

Si Mingxiu: "Exaggeration?"

Hollos: "You think it's exaggerated?"

The two of them disagreed completely with his attitude. Si Mingxiu calmly opened Weibo, clicked on the recorded video that had not yet been aired, and scrolled to the singing part. Suddenly, the whole room was filled with clear and loud singing like howling ghosts and wolves. In the middle of the day, Horos took a step back subconsciously. Fu Peiyuan didn't move his body, but his right hand began to tighten slowly again.

Yue Ci: "..." Fuck, my ears hurt.

He didn't want to listen anymore, closed his eyes, and quickly stopped: "Shut it, don't disturb the people."

Si Mingxiu, who held such a powerful weapon in his hand, was also stunned by the stimulation of his ears. He closed it decisively when he heard the words, and he said after his ears returned to normal: "Your Weibo hasn't been updated for a long time. A paragraph was posted, now it seems that this is not a wise move, we have to be responsible to the netizens."

Yueci heard the words and joked: "Send it, the one who can insist on hearing to the end is my true fan."

Si Mingxiu shook his hands, and then calmly said: "...I accidentally posted it, I will delete it immediately."

Horos looked at his cell phone, could this also shake his hands?

Unexpectedly, Yueci, who should be the most crazy, had a calm face, and even stopped him: "No, just keep it after posting it, it's not a big deal."

The corner of Si Mingxiu's mouth twitched, his expression was indescribable: "Did you underestimate your lethality too much?"

Fu Peiyuan smiled lightly: "Then keep it."

Now that the boss has spoken, the implication is that everything is backed by him, so Si Mingxiu stopped talking after hearing the words, closed Weibo and sent a message to the PR team, briefly described the situation, and asked them to do something about it. Be mentally prepared.

……

Yueci's Weibo has not been updated for a month. After the Weibo was sent out, a group of confession parties were greeted first. The cranberries were laughing and kissing. They are so happy, and occasionally there will be comments related to greetings cp There are hot comments, and the demolition and rebellion are symbolically torn apart, and they will not really get angry. Such a harmonious and friendly picture has been maintained until 7 minutes later.

"Oh my god, I must have watched a spoof video... The acting in the front and the singing in the back must have been edited together. God, you are so bad. Use this kind of video to scare us [crying loudly]"

"Strong Face and Happy Smile.jpg, I'm sure my family's Yueyue is the one singing behind, but I don't really want to admit it."

"Oh my God, if you post this kind of video again, I will unfollow you!!!"

"Nao Gong, I still love you and never change my heart, but I still have to unblock Weibo first, after all, I want to save my life and continue to love you! [Crying bitterly]"

"I persisted until he finished the third line, and he died in battle... Who can hear the last true fan, I respect him as a man!"

"In the past, I only knew that someone sang out of tune. This is the first time I know that singing can achieve the effect of killing people. God is fair. No matter how outstanding your acting skills are, your singing voice will be as terrifying. After you die, go Be a killer, stand downstairs and sing when you take the order, and die when you sing...#我真是粉不黑#”

"Yue Ci, male, 23 years old, 101 in acting, -101 in singing, lethality comparable to nuclear weapons!"

Unexpectedly, the crying father and mother who were clearly abused even sent #越彻歌几击比加加力力比加加力# to the hot search, but this group of cranberries seem to have self-abuse, they are still strong fans, the more they The number of Weibo fans who resigned has not decreased but increased, and many netizens even heard about it and wanted to see what it is like to have an inverse ratio between acting and singing.

——Then, as expected, all the people who came to see the excitement happily clicked into the video, and closed the video with a dazed face.

Countless people shouted in unison: "Yue Ci, you should concentrate on acting, stop singing, your singing is terrible!"

The cp fans shouted in a strange way: "Don't be afraid, go and sing love songs to Lu Xi/Fang Dao/Ansel/UKW, they will definitely be able to listen to the audience!"

With the intention of joking, the stalk of Yueci singing to death soon became popular all over the Internet. Some writers even simply wrote a Yuex into the article, setting it as a ruthless and unique killer. Sing to the target person, one will die and the other will die.

As a result, the current buzzword soon became: You are so awesome, how many lines can you hear in Yue Ci's song?

There was no expected fanfare, group ridicule, and public relations didn't come in handy, so he just used this kind of strange idea to become popular again. When everyone was relieved, he had a diamond heart The sharp-eyed netizens have discovered the point!

"I watched the video seven times in its entirety. The first three times I was addicted to Yueyue's acting skills, the last three times I was addicted to Yueyue's singing, and the last time I watched it without any filter, I found that the back of the auditorium inside was very familiar. , isn’t this UKW!”

Who is UKW you ask?

Of course it was the man who was said to have an extremely ambiguous relationship with Yueci. It is said that his background was unfathomable. Not long after the netizens came out on 8, this person was dropped by public relations, and all relevant information disappeared in minutes without leaving a trace.

Netizens who don't give up, simply gave him a nickname, the real version of Voldemort - UKW (youknowwho, you know who he is.)

So...are they coming out?