AWB Chapter 417 Milk Tea Treats You to Dinner
Chapter 417 Milk Tea Treats You to Dinner
There's no place like home. After spending so much time abroad, Gu Lin'an realized that China was still the best place.
As soon as Xuanran got off the plane, she exclaimed, "Oh my god, I'm finally back in China!"
"After staying abroad for so many days, my stomach is really suffering."
"I feel like I've lost weight."
Even Gu Lin'an unusually agreed this time.
To be honest, apart from island nations and other Asian countries, the food in other countries is really hard to describe.
Can you imagine that the bread that the White Bear Kingdom eats every day could kill someone?
When they first started eating, Gu Lin'an was stunned. Was this something for human consumption? He couldn't even cut it with a knife!
No wonder there are fewer people abroad. If someone provokes you while you're eating and throws your big loaf of bread at you without warning, who can stand that?
Holding a large loaf of bread, the people of the White Bear Kingdom can proudly say, "Our entire nation is a soldier."
Xuan Ran's eyes sparkled with excitement as she exclaimed, "Lobster, abalone, sea cucumber, you wait for me!"
"I'm here. You all want to be eaten by me, don't you?"
After saying this, Xuanran even started singing.
"I'm leaving. Don't be sad anymore. I don't want to talk about anything anymore."
"Remember to be happy in the future; there aren't that many causes and effects in this world."
Gu Lin'an nodded and commented, "Hmm, Xuan Ran sang well."
"This song expresses the sorrow of widows, the confusion of the elderly living alone, the loneliness of bachelors, the regret of single women, and the grievances and despair of married women."
"At the same time, it also expresses the pain that ibuprofen cannot stop, the sorrow that glycerin cannot clear, and the side leakage that even seven-dimensional space cannot solve."
Xuan Ran looked at Gu Lin'an with a black line on her forehead. This kid could probably poison himself just by licking his lips.
[From Xuan Ran's anger value, host's hand speed +0.1 +0.1 +0.1.]
Yi Nuo said, "In Lin'an, Coach Milk Tea can't come. He said he wants us to go to *** Hotel, where he will give us a welcome dinner."
Gu Lin'an asked warily, "Did Coach Milk Tea say he'd treat us?"
"If he doesn't treat me, I'm not going."
Yinuo was a little embarrassed, but there was nothing she could do; Coach Milk Tea's stingy personality was already deeply ingrained in everyone's minds.
Every time I say I'm treating, he either pretends to be drunk or says he urgently needs to go to the police station to take care of something, then locks the bathroom door and doesn't come out for a long time.
I wonder if the milk tea coach was knocked unconscious in the toilet by the smell.
"Well, don't worry about that. Coach Milk Tea said he'll definitely treat us this time."
"Wow, has the sun risen in the west? I never thought I'd get to eat at Coach Milk Tea's place. I'm going to eat my fill!"
At this moment, Yi Nuo said weakly, "The reason Coach Milk Tea invited you to dinner is probably to apologize."
"What's the crime?"
Gu Lin'an and his group had just gotten off the plane, and he was still unaware of the situation in China.
I don't know. AG is now in Group B. I just found out when I was talking to Coach Milk Tea.
Upon hearing this news, Yi Nuo was also taken aback. He truly hadn't expected that without Gu Lin'an, AG's level would drop to such a degree.
Originally high and mighty, now everyone can beat him, this change in status is something even Yinuo finds hard to adjust to.
"What? AG actually got knocked down to Group B?" Gu Lin'an's eyes widened, unable to believe what Yi Nuo said.
Even if he, Yinuo, and Xuanran are gone, there's still Fly, Changsheng, and Zhongyi. How could things be so pathetic?!
Gu Lin'an pondered for a while, then sighed.
"It seems that Coco's leak has had a significant impact on them."
"Okay, let's go over there."
"Godfather, why don't you come with us too?" Gu Lin'an turned to look at his old leader, his expression full of flattery.
The old leader got goosebumps when he heard Gu Lin'an's words.
He muttered to himself, "This guy is even more shameless than I was in my youth!"
"This is a case of the student surpassing the teacher. How have young people become like this these days? The world is going to the dogs."
Gu Lin'an said, "Let's go, godfather. We haven't eaten yet, we can't go hungry."
The former leader didn't want to go; given his position, it wouldn't be appropriate for him to attend AG's dinner party.
But Gu Lin'an kept inviting him, clinging to him like a piece of chewing gum, impossible to shake off.
The old leader could only sigh, "Alright, alright, I'll go with you, okay?"
"This young man... sigh." The old leader didn't know what adjective to use to describe Gu Lin'an.
You can't use harsh words, otherwise, what's the difference between that and talking about yourself?
Gu Lin'an looked at Nuanyang and said, "You guys should go over there too. It's not easy to get a chance to rip off Coach Milk Tea."
Nuanyang waved her hand and said, "I'll pass. I'll just go back to the club."
"I haven't seen my teammates for a long time either."
Ming nodded and said, "I'm going back too. I plan to go back to our doghouse and get some rest. I haven't been sleeping well since I started sleeping outside."
Gu Lin'an and the others also noticed this: Ming is a bit picky about his bed.
Sometimes he doesn't sleep all night, and during the day he has dark circles under his eyes. People who don't know him might think he's doing something shameless in the middle of the night.
The others also said they wanted to return to their own clubs, and Gu Lin'an did not stop them, waving them off.
The group took a taxi to the restaurant that the milk tea coach had mentioned.
At this moment, the milk tea coach, sitting on the stool, unconsciously became nervous.
Cat comforted him, "Coach, you don't need to be so nervous."
"What's coming is Lin'an, not the Nian monster."
"He doesn't eat people."
The milk tea coach was cursing in his heart; Gu Lin'an was even more terrifying than the Nian beast.
At least, the Nian beast's cannon fire could scare it away, but when Gu Lin'an's temper flares up, he'll fire at anyone.
He really can use his Q to spray him.
These were the milk tea coach's true feelings, but on the surface, the milk tea coach calmly picked up the teacup on the table.
"I...I'm not nervous."
The milk tea coach's hands were trembling, completely unaware that the tea had already filled the entire table.
Cat thought to himself with disdain, "You call this not being nervous?"
The milk tea coach gave them a heads-up.
"When Lin'an arrives later, no matter what he says, you must not say a word."
"Just keep criticizing him, but don't provoke him. If you do, the consequences could be disastrous."
Chang Sheng and the others all understood Gu Lin'an's personality and nodded in agreement.
Ten minutes later, Gu Lin'an arrived with a large group of people. Upon seeing Gu Lin'an, Coach Milk Tea immediately sat up straight, looking like a soldier.
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