AWB Chapter 219 It's time for Dalang to take medicine
Chapter 219 It's time for Dalang to take medicine
"What are you talking about!" Gu Lin'an found Chang Sheng's explanation amusing.
He and Tianyun have absolutely nothing to do with each other, so how did they end up having a scandal?
"Who spread this?" Gu Lin'an asked with a smile, a hint of cruelty in it.
Changsheng sensed that Gu Lin'an was about to unleash his power, so he shrank back and hurriedly shifted the blame, saying, "Yinuo said it, it has nothing to do with me, I just wanted to check on Brother An."
After finishing his sentence, he pushed Yi Nuo, who was standing next to him, in front of him.
Zhong Yi chimed in, "I told you it was impossible. You know how strong and healthy Brother An is. How could you think of him like that?"
"Quickly whip Yinuo severely; this is absolutely outrageous."
Yinuo was like a primary school student who had done something wrong, trying to find an excuse, but stammering and unable to say anything.
"Nuozai, has it been because I haven't taken care of your illness these past few days that you dare to spread rumors about me?" A pair of devil horns materialized on Gu Lin'an's head, and he began to cackle.
"Where are Ox-Head and Horse-Face?!"
"I'm here!"
"I'm here!"
Changsheng and Zhongyi raised their necks and shouted, "Ready to go at any time!"
"Grab him and torture him!" Gu Lin'an's call was met with immediate response. Upon hearing this, Changsheng and Zhongyi ran towards Yinuo with their claws outstretched.
A scream of agony came from the training room.
Amidst the screams, a cacophony of cackling sounds could be heard.
"Line up, line up, one at a time."
"I hate wasting food, and I always make sure to eat every single grain of rice in my bowl."
"Sis, what's going on? Is my Phoenix Wing Gold Halberd no longer enough to subdue you? What's the rush? Take them one at a time."
Cat, seeing Yi Nuo's miserable state, couldn't bear it and covered her eyes with her hands. After a while, she couldn't help but open them a crack again.
Anyway, I've seen everything I should and shouldn't have seen.
Then he took out his phone and started recording.
[On a certain day, month, and year, Monday, the weather was sunny.]
Gu Lin'an subjected Yi Nuo to inhumane bullying, with Chang Sheng and Zhong Yi also participating in the abuse.
The screams of Yi Nuo and the smug voices of Gu Lin'an and the others echoed in my ears from time to time.
Under Anmo's guidance, Yi Nuo, like a frightened fawn, lay trembling on the sofa.
The other side had a large and powerful force, and I couldn't offer any help. I was truly powerless to do anything but watch from the sidelines.
[I have to say, it's actually quite fun, hehehe.]
This is our AG family, always so harmonious and warm.
Take a photo to preserve evidence.
Cat secretly pressed the shutter while Gu Lin'an and the others weren't paying attention and started pasting.
He looked at his memo and nodded in satisfaction.
Scrolling up, I don't know when Cat picked up this habit, but he has recorded a lot of ugly things inside KPL professional teams.
Cat clearly wrote about a series of things, including the milk tea coach's meditation, Gu Lin'an's impotence, the white liquid on Yi Nuo's lips, and Xiang Yu being bullied by Gu Lin'an until she cried. There were pictures to prove it.
He was thinking that after he retired, he would start a family, have children, and tell them the story.
Isn't this story much better than The Tortoise and the Hare?
Looking at his accomplishment, Cat chuckled and leisurely continued watching the show.
……
Gu Lin'an's interview once again topped the trending searches.
This time it stayed on the trending list for three days straight.
Give him a chance to be a guest commentator, and he'll be able to interpret the Azure Dragon in countless creative ways.
Give him a chance to be interviewed, and he can silence the king of trash talk, Qinglong!
It's not that I can't afford to be a contestant, but being a guest is more cost-effective.
This level of aggression is unmatched by any other competitor.
Many commentators were ashamed; only today did they realize just how strong An Shen's language skills truly were.
[As expected of the man who tamed the Demon Prince.]
Even General MacArthur, a five-star general on the other side of the Pacific, commented on this.
[If I were Qinglong, I definitely wouldn't have messed with Anshen back then, and I definitely wouldn't have kicked him out of the HG team.]
[The Azure Dragon is merely a false god, while the Long Night is the true god; this day is the Azure Dragon's darkest hour.]
Welcome to the epic revenge documentary, *God Sees God*!
Qinglong was lying in the hospital bed. Xiaotian was sent by the HG coach to take care of him. Bored, he started browsing Weibo and saw this trending topic.
Then he laughed like a pig.
Qinglong was awakened by Xiaotian's voice. He frowned and said angrily, "I'm resting here. What are you laughing at? Don't you know you're disturbing my sleep?"
Xiao Tian ignored him and started reading the comments below, occasionally clicking the like button.
I took care of him for the first time ever, and he still complained that I was noisy?
Seeing that he was being ignored, Qinglong raised his voice by eight decibels.
"Come here, let me see what you're looking at, what's so funny?" Qinglong weakly raised his hand, trying to take Xiaotian's phone away.
Xiao Tian stepped back, dodging the Azure Dragon's large hand.
"Give me!"
Xiao Tian shook his head like a rattle drum.
This time, it wasn't fear of the Azure Dragon's tyranny, but rather fear of the Azure Dragon's downfall.
Qinglong emphasized again, "Give it to me!"
Xiao Tian refused again.
Qinglong felt a surge of anger. Fine, you won't give it to me, huh? Let's see how I make you do what I want.
So he said, "Xiao Tian, I want to eat pancakes."
"Okay, I'll go buy it for you. What kind of pancake do you want?"
"I want two pancakes, one without an egg and the other with an egg."
"One is spicy but nothing else, the other is spicy but nothing else."
"Another boiled egg, two fried eggs, and three poached eggs."
"A few more cups of milk tea, one at a constant temperature, two chilled, and three that are neither too hot nor too cold."
"Have you remembered everything?" Qinglong looked at Xiaotian, his eyes full of smiles.
Xiao Tian sneered inwardly. Isn't this just making things difficult for me? You want to see? I'll show you. Why do you keep playing even when you're a noob?
It would be fine to make him faint, otherwise it's too much trouble to keep telling him to get water and food.
"Okay, if you want to see it, I'll give it to you."
Qinglong was very pleased with himself. "Why didn't you do this sooner? You didn't have to waste my breath."
Xiao Tian added, "Come on, Da Lang, it's time to take your medicine."
After finishing his sentence, he handed the phone to Qinglong.
Xiao Tian silently counted in his mind.
"three."
"two."
"one."
"fall."
The next second, Qinglong, like a robot carrying out orders, instantly collapsed to the ground.
Xiao Tian pursed his lips. The world was finally quiet. He decided that as soon as Qinglong woke up, he would show Qinglong the trending topics.
If he doesn't want to read it, read it to him.
"Actually, taking care of patients is quite simple." After that, he picked up his phone and continued to browse trending topics and make pig noises.
At that moment, the doctor walked in and asked, "The patient just woke up, right?"
Xiao Tian looked up and said, "She's asleep again."
The doctor looked at Qinglong lying on the hospital bed and said, "Young people are great; they can fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow."