Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 144 Gu Lin'an: I can't beat you, you win.

"Yun'er, let me tell you, I've met plenty of people like Li Mao."

"Having a few bird tags makes them look down on this and that, but when compared to others, they are nothing."

"That's only good for fooling naive and innocent girls." Gu Lin'an said immediately when he saw Tianyun's strange look.

“I wasn’t talking about you. Our Tianyun is the smartest.”

"I didn't notice! Yun'er, your eyes are so beautiful, they're so charming and alluring."

[From...]

Gu Lin'an's behavior made Li Mao feel as if he had stepped into a scene from a Japanese adult film. (Ahem, use your imagination.)

As Tianyun listened to Gu Lin'an playing his hero while simultaneously slandering Li Mao, he silently mourned for the latter for three seconds.

Why did you provoke him for no reason? Didn't you see that even Qinglong was completely subdued by this kid?

Tianyun is an insider and knows some things. He heard that Qinglong has fallen ill with a strange disease because of Gu Lin'an.

Li Mao's hands trembled slightly as he held his phone, and his movements became erratic. He made a careless move and was caught off guard by Gu Lin'an.

"Look, he died again this time." Li Mao died once and didn't get any minions in the entire wave. He's only level three now, while Gu Lin'an is already level five.

"A rooster dances before battle, just an ordinary rooster!"

Gu Lin'an used his ultimate skill to freeze Li Mao in place, then followed up with another arrow, bringing Li Mao to near-death again with a full combo.

Li Mao tried to use his third skill to repel Gu Lin'an, but Gu Lin'an immediately activated his second skill to become immune to control effects and fired a few more arrows.

Li Mao let out a scream and collapsed to the ground.

"So close, so close to level four." Li Mao was a little embarrassed to have been so thoroughly defeated in front of Tian Yun.

"I still have one life left. I'm level four now, so Yu Ji can't kill me. I'll just stay put for now, and once I get my gear, I'll definitely be able to crush her."

Just as Li Mao was comforting himself, Gu Lin'an nodded in surrender.

The scene cut out of control to above Gu Lin'an's crystal, and then exploded completely. Li Mao was stunned by Gu Lin'an's actions.

"Changye, what are you doing!" Li Mao said angrily.

He had planned to delay for a while and teach Gu Lin'an a lesson, but he didn't expect the latter to make such a shrewd move, which made him feel like he was hitting cotton.

Gu Lin'an put down her phone and pretended to be aggrieved, saying, "No, no, your Ao Yin is just too powerful. I, Yu Ji, can't beat him at all, so I surrender."

"You won, Li Mao. You beat a professional player. Why aren't you happy?" Gu Lin'an asked deliberately, looking at the veins bulging on Li Mao's forehead, which looked like earthworms wriggling under his skin.

Humiliation, blatant humiliation.

Li Mao stood up and said, "Changye, don't be too smug. Arrogance will eventually be punished by heaven. I'm waiting for the moment you crash."

After saying that, Li Mao turned and left; he simply couldn't stay in that place any longer.

Gu Lin'an watched Li Mao's departing figure with an innocent expression, "You know, this guy is really strange. He wanted to spar with a professional at first, but he wasn't happy after winning."

"Li Mao, you invited them to dinner, you should pay the bill! Are you trying to skip out on the bill?!" Gu Lin'an shouted anxiously, realizing that no one had paid yet, but Li Mao had already left.

Tianyun said thankfully, "I've witnessed your methods today. Luckily, we talked things out and didn't offend you, otherwise I can imagine what my life would be like afterward."

Gu Lin'an said very generously, "I'm always magnanimous towards beautiful women. Just don't forget to pay the bill later."

Tianyun: "I'll kill you!"

"But I feel that Li Mao is quite immature. He's over twenty years old and his mentality isn't very good. This is the first time I've met someone like him."

“I wasn’t like this when I was in junior high,” Gu Lin’an said.

"Perhaps he was too well protected at home and never experienced any setbacks." Tianyun waved his hand, not wanting to hear about Li Mao.

Afterwards, the two chatted casually, and after a satisfying meal, they each went home to their own mothers.

Gu Lin'an returned to the dormitory very late. The AG members were still awake and gathered in the living room, looking like they were waiting to see a good show.

"What are you waiting for?" Gu Lin'an touched his face when he saw a group of people staring at him.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I knew this kid would get away with it. Xuanran, you lose a meal to me, and Lin'an will be fine." Cat laughed.

Xuan Ran walked up to Gu Lin'an unwillingly and looked him over repeatedly, muttering, "This doesn't make sense. When I left, I saw a bunch of little black guys blocking the door, and you were fine."

As if noticing something amiss, Xuan Ran's nose twitched. "Something's not right. You smell really strongly of perfume."

"Since you escaped and didn't eat with us, and you're only coming back so late, you little rascal, you don't know anything, hehe." Xuan Ran revealed an expression that every man understands.

Upon hearing this, Yi Nuo sprang up from the sofa and flew to Gu Lin'an's side to start sniffing.

"Hmm, this girl has great taste. She even sprayed Yves Saint Laurent—Eau de Libre." Yinuo looked at Gu Lin'an with a strange expression.

Gu Lin'an's lips twitched. You know a lot, kid.

Milk Tea advised, "Lin'an, I have to remind you of something here: I don't care if you have a normal relationship, but don't go looking for... you know what I mean."

"I don't know anything," Gu Lin'an felt misunderstood.

"Tell me, what does that girl look like?" Xuan Ran asked with a gossipy look on her face.

Gu Lin'an recalled Tianyun's appearance and said, "It's alright, not bad."

"She insisted on treating me to dinner today, and I refused several times because my brothers are waiting for me. How could I have dinner with a girl?"

"But she insisted, so there was nothing I could do."

"Look at you, so capable. Bring her over and let me see her sometime," Xuan Ran said, skeptical.

Gu Lin'an said weakly, "You are very familiar with this person."

"Who? Is someone in our circle too?"

Gu Lin'an waved his hand, "Never mind, none of that matters. I'm sleepy, let's go to sleep."

"Tell me, you're really good at blocking words. You don't say anything at the crucial moment, are you deliberately keeping the brothers in suspense?" Several people surrounded Gu Lin'an, as if they wouldn't let him go until he said it.

Gu Lin'an casually said, "Tianyun, I ran into her when I left, and we ended up having a meal together. She paid the bill."

The AG members were stunned; they all doubted whether they had heard correctly.

"You mean, you had dinner with Tianyun today?" Xuanran asked in surprise, her eyes wide.

Who is Tianyun? She's a great beauty in the KPL circle. Gu Lin'an and Tianyun have only met once, and they're already having dinner together?

Or is it an invitation extended proactively?

A wolf howl erupted inside the dormitory.

See? I already said I wouldn't say it, and you're still unhappy if I did.

"There's nothing I can do. Tianyun asked me for a favor today, which actually surprised me quite a bit."

"I don't want to go, it's so annoying, my brothers are the best."

Xuanran secretly picked up a cushion. "I suspect Lin'an is in Versailles, but I have no proof."

"We're already in the dorm, what's the point of talking about evidence? Brothers, let's get him!"

The group surrounded Gu Lin'an even more tightly, and Yi Nuo grabbed Gu Lin'an from behind and pushed him onto the sofa.

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P.S.: The data hasn't been good lately, maybe I wrote something that was problematic.