AWB Chapter 139: Run away quickly
Chapter 139: Run away quickly
Gu Lin'an hurriedly returned to the lounge, and when he opened the door, his eyes widened in shock.
"Damn, where is everyone?" He found the lounge empty except for a cleaning lady cleaning there.
"Auntie, where are my teammates?" Gu Lin'an asked.
While sweeping the floor, the aunt replied, "Your teammate left in such a hurry just now, didn't he tell you?"
Gu Lin'an took out his phone and saw Yi Nuo's message.
[In Lin'an, Xuanran said he was a little hungry, so we'll head over now. We'll wait for you at our usual spot.]
"Damn you, Nuozai! I didn't leave right away, I was even thinking of waiting for you guys, and you actually left first!" Gu Lin'an stomped his feet in anger. He had no sense of direction, and he couldn't find his way out without his teammates!
Gu Lin'an's anger surged, and he knew that Qinglong's brainless fans had started blocking the door.
He scratched his head and said to the cleaning lady, "Auntie, are you familiar with the road? Can you take me away?"
The cleaning lady shook her head, "I still have to work, I don't have time."
Gu Lin'an pleaded, "Auntie, you can send me out and come back later. It won't take up much of your time."
The increasing anger in my mind means those haters are getting closer and closer to me.
What are the security guards doing in a professional league? They can't even stop this small number of people!
On the other side, two security guards swallowed hard as they looked at the sea of heads.
"Which professional player is so popular?" a security guard muttered.
Another security guard shook his head. "I don't know, just stop them."
"No entry, no entry."
How could two security guards possibly stop a group of thugs who rushed in regardless of anyone trying to stop them?
Then one of the security guards shouted.
"Damn, who threw that high heel?"
"Damn it, who threw a stinky sock on my head?!"
"This is 001. We're about to break down. Requesting backup! Requesting backup!"
"Dude, why did you bite me?"
"When I applied for the job, no one told me I would be facing a group of mentally ill people."
"I'm not doing this anymore!"
……
The auntie continued sweeping leisurely, saying, "No, I have professional ethics. I won't leave until I finish my work."
Gu Lin'an gritted his teeth and said, "I'll pay more!"
“Okay, let’s go,” the aunt said, putting down her tools.
Gu Lin'an: ? ?
Auntie, where is your professional ethics?
The auntie laughed awkwardly, "What a coincidence, I just finished cleaning. I have to say, you professional players are really high-quality, I didn't have to do much at all."
The cleaning lady led Gu Lin'an through the underground parking garage, saying, "Young man, just keep walking straight ahead, and you'll be able to get out."
"Are you that famous? I just saw a group of fans shouting 'Night÷,' were they here to ask for your autograph?"
Gu Lin'an muttered to himself, "They've come to take my life."
Gu Lin'an walked the rest of the way alone, watching his anger gradually subside, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"That damn Nuo, he didn't even wait for me. I'll settle all the old scores when I get back." Gu Lin'an was thinking about how to punish Yi Nuo when he got back when he found that his anger level was starting to fluctuate.
[+0.01+0.03+0.05+0.07……]
"Damn it, we've been found out!" Gu Lin'an took off running, and an angry voice echoed from the underground parking garage.
"Night, you stop right there!"
Gu Lin'an smiled upon hearing this, "Stop? Do you think I'm out of my mind to listen to you?"
"But this voice sounds so familiar."
The horn blared, and a car roared toward him, as if if Gu Lin'an didn't stop, the car would run him over.
"Dude, why are you being so impulsive? Are you trying to cancel your account? What kind of brainless fan is this?" Gu Lin'an didn't expect the owner of the voice to be so impulsive, rushing towards him.
Gu Lin'an stopped, and the car stopped as well.
The owner of the voice got out of the car, and Gu Lin'an looked closely and realized it was an old acquaintance.
"Tianyun, what a coincidence, I've run into you here," Gu Lin'an said awkwardly.
Tianyun got out of the car angrily. She had originally intended to drive home, but unexpectedly ran into Gu Lin'an here.
"Night, you you you you you!" Tianyun pointed her fair finger at Gu Lin'an, too angry to speak.
"What's wrong?" Gu Lin'an was amused by Tianyun and asked jokingly.
"You night!" Tianyun racked his brains, trying to come up with the most vicious words in the world, but in the end, he found that these words best described Gu Lin'an.
When Gu Lin'an used his Yin-Yang Azure Dragon technique during the interview, didn't he know that this would have a huge impact on him?
She just checked her phone and found that someone was already cursing at her in the comments section.
Thinking of this, Tianyun's eyes welled up with tears and her eyes reddened.
"You're crying?" Gu Lin'an was taken aback. "Don't cry here. If you want to cry, I'll go with you to the car. Otherwise, people will think I did something to you."
Gu Lin'an took out a tissue and handed it to Tianyun. Tianyun wiped away her tears, and looked at Gu Lin'an with her big, watery eyes. She really looked pitiful.
"Don't cry, I didn't mean it. The atmosphere was already like that, and I just said it offhand." Gu Lin'an knew he had done something wrong and said with an embarrassed smile.
"It's not intentional, is that all? Do you know how many people are cursing me right now! Why did you, Yin Yang Qinglong, have to set me up like this?"
"No wonder people call you Night, there's a reason for it."
"Night after night! Give me back my reputation!" As if still not satisfied, Tianyun gritted his teeth and repeated it many times.
Gu Lin'an habitually touched his nose and laughed, "I'm not trying to trick you, on the contrary, I'm actually helping you."
"Then thank you." Tianyun sneered.
"You're welcome."
Tianyun: ...
[The anger emanating from Tianyun...]
Gu Lin'an explained, "I'm really trying to help you. Think about it, the interview segment between you and me today will definitely be edited and posted online."
You're famous!
Tianyun: I'm @￥%!
She now truly admires Gu Lin'an; his thought process is exceptionally unique, and he's truly red even if it's infamous.
Does Tianyun need this kind of buzz?
Gu Lin'an continued, "The reason those haters are criticizing you now is because you unintentionally became my straight man."
"But you just need to find someone online to say that you were misled by me and that it was unintentional."
"If I hire some online trolls to insult me and say how pitiful I am, and that I was really born in Changye, my reputation will basically improve."
"You'll be even more popular than before, don't you think I'm helping you?"
Tianyun stared blankly at Gu Lin'an, feeling that what he said made a lot of sense, but there was something about it that didn't quite make sense.
"Will this really work?" Tianyun asked doubtfully.
Gu Lin'an patted his chest and said, "Of course I have experience. Aren't you going to thank me?"
Tianyun blinked her innocent big eyes, "Thank you."
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P.S.: This book has no female protagonist, nor are there any overly ambiguous scenes with female characters. Ahem, there shouldn't be any male characters either, so please enjoy the book without worry.