Starway Raiders

Chapter 19 God X Goddess

"You change your clothes first, and I'll take a look." Tian Siyu put back the smile on his face, looking thoughtfully at Shi Shi's back.

Shang Hong didn't speak or move.

Seeing that Shang Hong didn't leave, Tian Siyu said casually: "I heard that they performed two men chasing a woman. It's very common. After thinking about it, the bright spot is probably Shi Guang, but it's too common now. I'm really worried about them."

Looking at Tian Siyu's pretentious expression, Shang Hong couldn't help but frowned slightly.Thinking about it carefully, creatures like goddesses may have to be worshiped at a high level to make people like them. Once they fall into the mundane world, they are so out of place that people can't understand their brain circuits.It's just that he has only been with Tian Siyu for two months, and he feels exhausted from body to heart.

Let go?

Not reconciled.

catch?

tired.

Shang Hong's eyes stayed on the "Goddess" who was wearing women's clothing and looked particularly strong and burly on the stage. For some reason, he couldn't look back and landed on his girlfriend beside him.

Tian Siyu peeked at Shang Hong's burning eyes "staring" at Shi Shi, stroked his hair, smiled, and stopped talking.

On the stage, the background board was pushed to the middle of the stage, and as the theme song of a currently well-known dating show was played, two legs stepped out from both sides of the background board.On the left is a slender and well-proportioned leg. The seven-inch-high white high-heeled shoes and transparent silk stockings reflect the light under the light, and the yellow skirt can barely block the roots of the thighs.On the other side are white flared trousers. With the rhythmic swing of the legs, it brings out a breath of Elvis Presley in the 70s.

Soon, two people came out from behind the background board. They danced a simple and neat dance of the 70s. The old dance and appearance instantly blew away the heavy breath left over from the previous performance.

There was laughter in the audience, Tian Siyu's face darkened a little, and then he smiled after thinking about it.Turning back time, Lou Zhan is laughing, and it is only natural that he changed his previous appearance to arouse this level of applause.

The sound of the music faded, and the two stopped dancing and walked past each other.They met on the bustling street, their eyes collided and entangled in the turbulent crowd, the heartbeat at the first sight was like dry wood and fire, and their eyes were full of each other.At the same time, a warm desert sounded.

Dance again.

The exaggerated but well-coordinated dance moves successfully attracted everyone's attention. Looking at Shi Shi's contagious smile and Lou Zhan's squinting eyes, everyone didn't feel the corners of their lips twitching, and some even laughed again. .

Tian Siyu raised his eyebrows and asked suspiciously: "Funny?"

Shang Hong curled his mouth and watched Shi Shi struggling to dance in seven-inch high heels, and nodded subconsciously: "It's okay, it's very interesting."

Tian Siyu pouted, but didn't say anything more.

But just when everyone thought that the two of them would start talking and become a funny couple, there was a sudden "pop", the music stopped abruptly, and Lou Zhan was slapped to the side of the head.

Shi Guang covered his chest, raised his chin high, and said coldly: "Rogue!"

Lou Zhan was startled by the thick voice that was not intentionally narrowed, and he covered his face and scolded angrily, "Shemale!"

There was laughter in the audience, Shang Hong covered his mouth and laughed, Tian Siyu secretly gave countless eyes.

The two people who fell in love at first sight on the street separated in unhappiness, but they met each other in the coffee shop in a blink of an eye, and only then did they know that they were their blind dates.

The god-like turning point makes people easily think of the bloody plot later, but the biggest bright spot exploded at this time.The two people who met again froze on the spot, a heartbroken voice sounded, and after the two people on the stage were frozen for two seconds, suddenly Lou Zhan stood up and tore his hair frantically, shouting: "Shemale~~ ~~~ My mother, my mother! Are you still my mother! You are trying to make your son die!" After speaking, Lou Zhan opened Shi Guang's leg, lifted the tight skirt, put my head in it...

"Hahahahaha..." The audience burst into laughter, girls screamed, and some even blew their whistles.

But soon Lou Zhan raised his head, his body that had been fixed for a long time moved, and his face was calm, making everyone understand that the heart-piercing howls and frenzied movements before were all Lou Zhan's imagination.

The Goddess of Time Fan Qi asked: "Shouldn't you introduce yourself first?"

Lou Zhan said cheerfully, "I have a house, a car, and deposits. Although I don't have a formal job, the building opposite is where I work."

Shi Shi's face began to distort. He quickly transitioned from aloof to flattering. He smiled contrivedly and pulled the chair to Lou Zhan's side, coquettishly like a little sheep.

However, Lou Zhan said after enjoying the cold fragrance and warm jade: "The room is a staff dormitory, the car is a bicycle, and I have a deposit of 2000 yuan. I work as an office boy in the building opposite."

"Crash-"

heartbroken!

Shi Shi stood up abruptly, pointed at Lou Zhan's nose and cursed indignantly, "I've taken off my trousers, you're telling me this!?"

So there was another burst of laughter in the audience, Shang Hong covered his stomach with laughter, Tian Siyu almost bit his back tooth socket.

What followed was a cycle of dialogues, heartbreaks, and complaints, until Lou Zhan, who finally found out that time is the real goddess, knelt down and wept bitterly. The work ended perfectly at the last climax.

A very simple blind date work, but because the two people took a different approach and used the mode of complaining, the audience was full of laughter, and some people even shouted in the audience: "Goddess, promise him!"

Shi Shi stepped on seven-inch high-heeled shoes, limped and dragged Lou Zhan, who was clinging to his thigh, and waved his hand with difficulty, dragging him all the way off the stage.

The audience roared again.

The host of the announcement covered his mouth and walked to the center of the stage, and said with a smile: "Guangguang and Lou Zhan are no strangers to everyone, this time the sacrifice is big enough, I hope you will not regret it, especially Junior Lou. The broken glass heart is gone, the girls must be crying in their hearts."

At this time, Lou Zhan had already let go of Shi Shi's legs and stood up expressionlessly. The next second Shi Shi was free, he ran back to the stage, snatched the topic of hosting, and said loudly: " Why are your hearts broken! Lou Zhan is mine!"

No one took this kind of joke seriously, but it only resulted in louder laughter. Time ran off the stage in embarrassment amidst the laughter that lifted the roof.

The laughter didn't stop, and the four people in the audience were already fighting hand to hand.At some point in the venue, there was a wave of orderly shouts, "Together! Together! Together..."

Tian Siyu raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "The show is pretty good."

"It's okay." Shi Guang answered absent-mindedly, all his attention fell on Lou Zhan, only he himself knew that it was definitely not going out to be funny, just like he said, Lou Zhan must, must be his!

"It's very interesting." Shang Hong smiled slightly, ignoring the sudden increase in strength on his arm, and said, "But it's too exaggerated, without any deep meaning. In terms of the show, we are better."

Lou Zhan suddenly said, "The quality of a program is not whether it has deep meaning, but whether it can impress people."

The smile on the corner of Shang Hong's mouth faded away, he knew very well that if it was about moving people, recalling the tsunami-like laughter, he had to admit that his program was a bit worse.But he doesn't think he's lost.Because it's much, much easier to make a person laugh than to make a person cry.

The performances of the third grade were finally over. The host invited the professors of the third grade to come on stage to announce the rankings, and the third grade students were also waiting nervously in the background.

The professor pushed his glasses, took the card and said, "No.3, the work, "Dream Chaser Boy"."

Ma Kai let out a cheer, hugged Chao Hongfei happily, and then walked onto the stage amidst everyone's congratulations, to welcome their cheers.

The professor paused for a while, and said, "No.2, the work, "Acacia That Year."

Cheers erupted again from the nervously expecting crowd, and the work about youthful love, which was completed by three couples of men and women, won the favor of the professor.

So, only No.1 was left, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense like never before.Only a few groups of men and women with unexpected rankings looked normal, and the rest looked at each other.Shi Shi clearly felt the sharp gaze from Tian Siyu.

Shi Shi didn't want to answer Tian Siyu's provocation, but he had to look at Lou Zhan's expression. He still wanted to have sex with Lou Zhan for the second time and third time. Let alone bed...

The professor paused for a longer time this time. He looked back at the students crowded in the background with a smile, and said slowly: "This is a very interesting work. It is very ordinary, but it is not ordinary. It is unconventional. Eye-opening..."

When she said this, the smile on Tian Siyu's face, who was holding the winning ticket, had gradually stiffened, and she seemed to hear a sneer from behind her.

The professor said: "The performers are also very interesting. Their expressions are rich, their lines are clear, and their gestures are full of appeal. They are—"

Everyone looked at Shi Shi and Lou Zhan.

"What are you thinking, dear, by Time and Lou Zhan."

"Papa-papa--" applause sounded.

Time was pushed onto the stage by people making noise.He was barefoot, with high heels in his hand, and the skirt was piled up to the base of his thighs, revealing his white boxer briefs and two thick thighs. The moment he appeared in a crazy outfit, there was a lot of laughter.He looked down the stage, scratched the back of his head, and hooked his fingers at Lou Zhan.

Then Lou Zhan also came out. Unlike the silence in the audience, as soon as he stood on the stage, the corner of his mouth evoked a smile that was just right, so handsome that it was almost impossible to look directly at him.

"Male god, I love you." A girl booed and yelled.

Lou Zhan stroked his chest and nodded gentlemanly.

The author has something to say: Time: On stage!

Lou Zhan: O(∩_∩)O

Time: Offstage!

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Time: Offstage!

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Time: on stage!

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Time: Offstage!

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Time: Jingfen is so cool.Lou Zhan, on stage!

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