The king of the entertainment circle

Chapter 34

"Less... two years?"

Yan Yi was a little dazed by his endless questions, almost uncontrollable, forming a criss-cross network in his brain.

Horizontal and vertical, all are strange problems:

What two years?

Where did two years come from?

Why two years less?

How much is two years less?

what's wrong with it

But in the end, it was still fruitless.Yan Yi consciously thought that there might be something wrong with Chi Zhou.

So, I raised my hand and touched his forehead several times.

Confirmed: "No fever!"

Yan Yi was inexplicable: "So what are you talking about?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the way Chi Zhou looked at him changed again.

He stared at Yanyi with deep eyes, with some unknown resentment, helplessness, and even...

Resentment?

Yan Yi flickered his eyelids twice with a dazed expression, watching his emotions change strangely and rapidly in turns, and then lowered his eyes...

Sure enough, I found that Chi Zhou's two hands holding the paper box seemed to be exerting more force.

To that extent, Yan Yi thought, if he hadn't been unable to spare a shot at all, he might have to grab something to beat him at any time!

He asked: "You don't admit it again?"

Yan Yi's heart kicked three times again, not daring to move.

But people are still struggling in confusion, "What am I not acknowledging?"

Chi Zhou: "What you just said!"

Yan Yi didn't turn the corner for a while, "What did I say?"

Just after asking, he said again: "No, I just said so much, which sentence are you referring to?"

"It's just you..." Chi Zhou opened his mouth, facing Shang Yanyi's bewilderment, and stopped going any further.

It's just that the resentment in his eyes was superimposed again, his eyes drooped slightly, and he said: "As expected... I can't believe you!"

Yan Yi:? ? ?

Chi Zhou: "I can't even believe your nonsense!"

Yan Yi: ...

Yanyi was going crazy: "Why am I talking nonsense? He can't understand a word you said!"

Chi Zhou: "You better stop understanding!"

He was furious, and he didn't know who he was competing with.

After calming down for a long time, he looked very unwilling, "What is 9 minus 7?"

Yan Yi: ...

Yan Yi raised his forehead, thinking that Chi Zhou was really crazy!

"222, equal to 2!" The answer can be said to be very perfunctory.

Because now he just wants to quickly turn over this page that doesn't know what it is, and pushes Chi Zhou in, "Hurry up and you, you don't think you are tired from standing like this?"

Also very helpless tone.

no way!Teacher Yan felt that it was unlucky for him to meet Mr. Chi who is not very smart!

However, Mr. Chi today seems to have been possessed by a ghost, and he still refuses to let him go.

After walking a few steps, "I'm not tired."

As he spoke, he paused again, turned around and continued: "Can 9 be reduced by 2, so it is equal to 7?"

Yan Yi: ... You died in this first grade arithmetic, right?

"Yes, yes, you can say anything, whoever dares to say no, I will bite him to death!"

It's really inexplicable that I didn't play it!

Yan Yi pressed down on the twitching temple, neighing in his heart, but he really didn't want to answer him.

But Mr. Chi, he finally endured it.

Heart said: I want to come all the way for you, just to accompany you childishly for a while, if you don't stop, I... hit you!

He had just made a rough plan in his mind which way to hit someone, and Chi Zhou asked, "Then what you said counts?"

You really just got into a fight with him endlessly, right?

Yan Yi: ...Fuck it, it's over, my temples are about to pop out.

He was almost overwhelmed by the strange questions one after another, "Forget it! When did I count what I said? The door is not closed and you are listening to a bunch of nonsense, come in!"

As he said that, he slammed the door shut, and pushed Mr. Chi hard, whose mind had completely collapsed.

"Go, go, go, go, go!"

I don't know if he heard the answer he wanted, and Mr. Chi, who was finally over, became quiet.

Satisfied and sinister smile.

Then following Yan Yi's strength, he walked to the living room with the oversized cardboard box in his hand unhurriedly.

"Hello." Greeted Zuo Yuan in a good mood.

I'm not good!

Zuo Yuan hadn't seen it for a long time.Sitting on the sofa, he almost thought that the two of them stood at the door for a long time, and they wanted to pay their respects and roll into the bridal chamber.

But no, I was tired of watching them for a long time, and the plot took a big turn.

Zuo Yuan, who had seen through it thoroughly, had the first feeling in his heart: his good brother seemed to be completely fucked up.

Sighing silently, Zuo Yuan still didn't express his dissatisfaction with the basic qualities of an excellent host.

"Hello," he pulled the corners of his mouth far-fetchedly, and stood up pulling up his slippers. "Please sit down. Just put your things on the floor."

Also very host.

Chi Zhou frowned.

Just at this time, there was a commotion in the paper box, and Yan Yi came over with his head poking his head, "I haven't asked you yet, what is so precious?"

Saying that, he grabbed Chizhou's clothes and squeezed it in, and sat down, "Stop hugging, it makes me feel like you're going to blow me up!"

Chizhou: ...

He was speechless, and carefully placed it on the floor, "I obviously brought it here to meet you!"

"Huh?" Yan Yi raised his eyebrows, very puzzled.

Zuo Yuan: "What?"

Chi Zhou didn't answer, but asked instead: "Have you unpacked the previous four gift boxes?"

Yanyi: "Take it apart, four chinchillas, two big and two small, I've already put them on the bedside."

Chi Zhou pursed his lips and smiled, seemingly satisfied.

"It's just that I don't quite understand, Mr. Chi." Seeing that he put down the paper box and did not move, Yan Yi said, "Is the name embroidered on the clothes of Totoro? I won't say the big one, but the two small ones." What's the meaning?"

The big one, one pursed his lips and kissed "Teacher Yan", and the other blinked one eye, with a flirtatious writing on his chest: "Mr. Chi".

Forget it, it can be ignored.

"Yanyan, Miaomiao?"

Yan Yi disliked it very much.Let's take Yanyan as his nickname, but, "Who is Miaomiao?"

"Want to know?" Chi Zhou suddenly became mysterious.

Can Yanyi say no?he can.

But he was curious, and nodded, "You just think I miss you very much!"

Chi Zhou narrowed his eyes and smiled, raised his jaw, "Open it first?"

Yan Yi:?

He looked at Zuo Yuan.

"You guys talk, I'll go see if my dear Aunt Liu's meal is ready, I feel a little sour!"

It is very interesting to see that he is a bit redundant now.Therefore, it is better to disappear to live longer.

As soon as Zuo Yuan left, Yan Yi hesitantly glanced into the small hole.

Mao didn't see it either, so he had to pull off the wide ribbon.

Just as the ribbon fell off, a voice from inside came from the grandma, "Mi woo~"

He was so scared that his hair exploded, and he almost punched him, "Did I do something?"

Chizhou: ...

Why can't this trend be normal?

Shouldn't it be: Oh my god, it's so cute, I like it so much, should I give it a kiss?

The Internet is full of liars!Holding his back that almost hit the corner of the sofa, Chi Zhou grabbed him helplessly.

It was completely abandoned.

do not want to talk.

At this time, there was no ribbon, and the box opened slowly after a few squeaks.

"Mi..." After another baby voice, two little heads poked out from the gap.

Fluffy and soft.

Like a pure natural fur ball, blinking confused and curious eyes.

The surprise came too fast, and Yan Yi was too slow, for a long time: "Ah—"

The reflex arc was a bit long, and he suddenly screamed, shrinking his newly exposed head in fright.

But this didn't make him restrain himself, "My God, the little milk cat is so cute!"

He bounced right away, kneeling on the ground in disbelief and digging in.

The little milk cat is already sensitive to unfamiliar environments, and after being frightened for a while, now she is cowering in a corner, unable to see her head, and only keeps her two furry buttocks facing the outside.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Finally, Teacher Yan, who was conscious, knew to lower his voice.Carefully touch their buttocks, wait for them to stop trembling, and then hold the two hairballs out one by one.

"Where did you get it..." Yanyi wrapped the little thing in his clothes in surprise and affection, "It's exactly the same?"

Chi Zhou: "It's not quite the same. The male's spots seem to be bigger than the female's."

Excited Yan Yi: ...

"Did you use a ruler to measure it?" What's the difference between a cat the size of a fist and a spot that's a little bigger than a circle?

Chi Zhou also answered him seriously, "No amount, but I can see it!"

"All right, all right, you're the best!" It's really forced that the cancer is in the late stage, and Yan Yi has gotten used to it, bowing her head and teasing the kitty with joy.

Chi Zhou also came over, surrounded him, and asked, "Do you still like it?"

"Of course." Being licked by the cat on his finger, Yanyi turned his head and smiled at Mr. Chi, "I like it very much. I wanted to raise it a long time ago, but I'm lazy and don't have time, so I'm afraid I'll starve to death. "

Chi Zhou: "What about now?"

Yan Yi: "Now two are waiting for my milk, I think I won't be lazy, and I won't be busy anymore. Look, the little tongue is so soft, I forget to put it back after licking it, it's so cute!"

Yanyi picked up the two cubs, "Hurry up and take a picture of me."

He gestured with his chin that the phone was on the sofa.

But Chi Zhou said: "Not in a hurry."

Yan Yi: "Huh?"

"Wait a minute." Chi Zhou said, and went to get something from the cat's cardboard box.

A little familiar.

Yanyi thought for a while, and then remembered that it was the small gift box he accidentally opened in the car that day.

Yan Yi: "Is that thing for them?"

Chi Zhou opened it and took out the two small bells, "Yes."

He said: "Of course, you can also say yes, for your son."

Yan Yi: ...

He rolled his eyes and emphasized: "You just said, it's a male and a female."

Chi Zhou: "Now men and women are equal."

Yan Yi: ...

I was speechless.

He watched Chi Zhou turn his phone into camera mode, and then untie the small rope.

Worried: "Is it too early to wear it now? What if the strangle is broken?"

Chi Zhou: "No."

He said: "I asked, and the anti-flea collar will be fine to wear after two months, and...the material is very safe."

As he said that, he looked at the bell and gave Yanyi one, "One for each person, a sense of ritual."

Yanyi: ... let's do it!

He said: "It's as if you recognize your relatives!"

So, let the cats face the camera, solemnly and seriously, and put their marks on them.

After everything is over, Yanyi: "Can the ceremony be over?"

Chi Zhou: "It should be fine!"

Pick up the phone and turn off the camera.

It was at this time that Yanyi discovered that there were words on the little bell.

He carefully laid the cat on his knees, rubbed his belly, and leaned over to take a look.

The characters are very small, with letters on top, which are hard to read, and Chinese characters below: "Miao... Miao?"

After reading it in a low voice, he frowned and stretched his neck to look at the one Chi Zhou was holding.

Sure enough, it said: Flame.

Yan Yi: ...

He looked up, "Fuck, you are so scheming!"

The key point is Chizhou's reasoning: "This is not a scheming!"

He said: "Look, Mr. Yan, Mr. Chi, a family of four, is there any problem?"

Yanyi: "There is a problem!!"

He pointed at the bell unhappily, and he didn't know if he hadn't noticed the phrase "a family of four" or subconsciously felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said.

Said: "There are only four fires, why do you have six waters? Asymmetrical?"

At this time, Chi Zhou no longer had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Eloquent and eloquent: "It sounds good. I want two waters, but what should I do if the call is not smooth and they don't understand? Besides... I have already engraved it, and I can't go back on my word."

Yan Yi: ...

I believe you a ghost oh you bastard!

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Mr. Chi: Do you know why there are six waters against four fires?

Teacher Yan: ... I don't know.

Mr. Chi: Because it's delicious!