Chapter 71 Pig and Cabbage
Chapter 71 Pig and Cabbage
"W-where?"
Shen Yanxing, like a mimosa that is easily startled, hastily touched his left ear, covering the back of the ear.
"Maybe it was bitten by a mosquito?" He was a little speechless when he panicked.
"Mosquito?" Xiang Yuyan looked down at the date on the phone, "It's only the end of January, and it hasn't started to rejuvenate yet. Are you sure you were bitten by a mosquito?"
Shen Yanxing changed his words in a panic: "That's an allergy! It must be an allergy, I scratched it myself.
"It's okay, Uncle Xiang, I have anti-itch and anti-allergic medicine, just go back and rub it on.
He didn't even know that he had a hickey behind his ear, and he couldn't remember when he was bitten by that bastard Gu Congjue!It was only after saying this to Yu Yan that he pretended to scratch the entire back of his left ear until it turned red, and used this to cover the root of his ear.
"The meeting has started, let's start the meeting first." Shen Yanxing panicked clumsily.
On the point of "not lying", he and Gu Congjue are exactly the same as the young couple.It's a bit difficult to deceive normal people, let alone the sharp-eyed Xiang Yuyan.
Xiang Yuyan didn't express the doubts and suspicions in his heart, and said "um", pretending to believe Shen Yanxing's explanation: "The teacher is distributing the college brochures, you should take a look at the school first, and refer to the previous art catalogs to get the scores. highest score.
"The lowest score has no comparative value. If you want to cross the line, you have to score the highest score and see the highest ranking."
"En!" Shen Yanxing nodded heavily, and pulled his clothes unnaturally, for fear that the hickey marks on his neck and shoulders would also be discovered, "I have already selected a few schools of my choice, and I will take a closer look at them later."
Seeing it in his eyes, Xiang Yuyan gasped in his heart!For such a short moment, he almost lost his expression!
"Okay, you look first," Xiang Yuyan tremblingly picked up the phone and smiled, "I'll reply to a few work messages first."
Shen Yanxing sweetly: "Okay~"
The little apprentice's smile made the Yuanzu idol even more flustered!Xiang Yuyan immediately clicked on the top of WeChat, noted that there was only a user avatar with a red love emoji, and entered the private chat panel to type.
[Husband, hurry up and see if your son has any "special circumstances"! ]
[I found that Xing Xing's neck actually - there is a small strawberry! ]
As soon as the message was sent, Gu Pingyue heard a "ding dong" notification sound.This is the love notification tone specially set by the National Film King for his wife, and it is also the only whitelist notification tone in silent mode, just to prevent himself from being unable to reply to his wife's messages in time.
This kind of unique treatment can only be enjoyed by precious wives - not even the son-in-law.
Hearing the voice, Gu Pingyue laughed, and found out his phone: "Mom is not serious about holding a parent-teacher meeting, but secretly sent a WeChat message to Dad."
Gu Congjue also knew that the ringtone belonged exclusively to Xiang Yuyan, so he hummed and saw that Gu Pingyue clicked on WeChat with a smile.
The teacher just sent a brochure to him, and he reached out to pick it up. He looked at his father and then the brochure, feeling infinite emotion and envy in his heart.
Before doing it differently, he would probably feel that his parents are so greasy—so greasy that it makes people's skin crawl, and his whole body feels uncomfortable.In such a short period of time for the parent-teacher meeting, you still have to chat on wechat?Obviously they are all in a small auditorium. If you stretch your neck to search, you will be able to find the location of the other party.
But after he and Shen Yanxing connected physically and mentally, he became more and more able to understand this feeling of wanting to be tired.
Like being addicted to drugs, he wanted to stick with Shen Yanxing more and more.He wanted to see where Shen Yanxing was at the grade meeting, and he wanted to go to class and talk to Shen Yanxing in private during recess; sometimes when class was boring, he would deliberately go to the bathroom, and just passing by the class where Shen Yanxing was, would feel very satisfied and happy .
He is more and more envious of the relationship between his parents, and he understands how beautiful the word "tired and crooked" is.If they had a mobile phone now, he really wanted Shen Yanxing to send him a wechat and chat with him for the entire meeting.
such a pity……
Gu Congjue craned his neck and looked at the location of the key liberal arts class.Shen Yanxing lowered his head to look at something, he didn't show that he missed him, had a tacit understanding with him, or felt his sight.
Gu Congjue lowered his head to look at the brochure just to make himself feel bored.It doesn't matter where he goes, as long as he wants to, he can definitely go to it; the important factor for him to decide which school to study is Shen Yanxing.
He probably knew which art colleges Shen Yanxing wanted to be admitted to, so he mainly looked at the school addresses, and picked out the closest and best one near the college Shen Yanxing wanted to go to.
Want the kind that after class, take the subway two stops, and you can go to Shen Yanxing for dinner.
Thinking of the upcoming university campus life with Shen Yanxing's participation, Gu Congjue was so happy physically and mentally that his whole body fluttered lightly, and he even laughed out loud at the score line starting with 7 in the highest university.
Gu Pingyue looked at the content on WeChat, and then looked at his son's weird smiling face, and six thoughts floated in his mind: ...
National film kings may not express much and react coldly in daily life, but when it comes to observation skills, they must be first-class!
Gu Dae, who has the same sharp eyes as Xiang Yuyan, feels bad right now!
[There are circumstances. ]
[The son laughs at the brochure. ]
Xiang Yuyan didn't understand, so he replied: [? ]
Gu Pingyue temporarily turned off the incoming call notification tone, and typed to explain: [When I was with you at first, it was the same.There will always be your face in front of your eyes, and you will smile at everything you see. ]
Xiang Yuyan asked again: [I want you to see if your son also has the mark of the little strawberry! ]
[They can talk about love if they want, even an adult can understand that idea.But if one of them can't manage to go to bed, it will be difficult! ]
Xiang Yuyan was in such a hurry that he had a sense of "the cabbage that was well-raised at home was eaten by the pigs that were raised at home"!
If the pig belonged to someone else, then he would still have a place to vent his grievances, but the pig belonged to his own family, so it couldn't be justified—he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it!
Thinking about how he has been teasing the bastard in the name of "trash little pig", Xiang Yuyan felt like shooting himself in the foot with a stone, and the more he thought about it, the more painful he felt!
[It's all your fault! ]
[Your son really looks exactly like you! ]
Gu Pingyue pressed the center of his brows with a headache, glanced at his son who was still smiling at the corner of his mouth, and replied.
[Yanyan, prepare yourself mentally. ]
Considering the importance of the mobilization meeting, and the parents of so many students who came, many of them were well-known figures who had close friendships with Gu Xiang and Gu Xiang, they did not make too much noise.On the surface, they should communicate with the parents, asking about the admission status of the school they like every year for the cubs, and secretly find Yang Cuirong urgently, asking the two children about their recent activities.
In terms of daily life, is there anything wrong?whereabouts?The third year of senior high school has six classes a week, and only one day off is Sunday, so it won't cause trouble, right?
Gu Xiang and Gu Xiang were greatly shocked by Yang Cuirong's answer: everything is normal and there is nothing wrong.
The only thing that was wrong was the night when Young Master Sun officially came of age, the children went out to play all night and lived outside.
Yang Cuirong doesn't think it's a big deal, since he's an adult, it's normal to want to do something "indulgent" to celebrate.It's nothing more than drinking and singing K, right?Her two babies are so well-behaved, they will definitely not do anything illegal or criminal.
But Gu Xiang and the two of them felt alarm bells ringing in their hearts, thinking that it was too bad, it must be that night!
A group of four went home in a six-seater extended Bentley car. When they got in the car, Gu Xiang and his wife had a tacit understanding and sat down with their children one after the other, subtly dividing Congxing and Xing into two rows.
Gu Congjue was surprised and couldn't say anything specific.Shen Yanxing yelled inwardly: Uncle Gu and Uncle Xiang, they must have discovered something, right?
Otherwise, according to the habits of the two couples, how could they not sit side by side after getting on the bus?
Shen Yanxing panicked and really wanted to remind Gu Congjue.Reluctantly, Gu Xiang and the two seemed to be on guard, watching very closely; if he turned his head to talk to Gu Congjue, Gu Pingyue would look up from the phone and look at him indifferently and suspiciously.
The actor's gaze was too oppressive.After trying twice, Shen Yanxing gave up the idea, swallowed, and only hoped that the bad idea would not come true too quickly.
However, good spirits do not have bad spirits.As soon as they got home, Xiang Yuyan led them into the study.The study room used for daily discussion of family affairs is now like a case-solving yamen!
When Shen Yanxing saw Rong Ma was called in, other domestic helpers were kicked out, and the door of the study room was locked, he knew that this time was really over—the adults knew 100%!
"Let's talk." Xiang Yuyan didn't hide anything, and asked straight to the point, "During this period of time, you should explain everything that should be said and shouldn't be said?"
Shen Yanxing was so nervous that he grabbed the hem of his clothes, gritted his teeth and was speechless.
Gu Congjue's reaction was always half a beat behind, Shen Yanxing had already guessed that something was wrong, he was still in the dark, with a confused face: "Explain what?"
It's fine if the kid didn't ask back, but when he asked, Xiang Yuyan's anger went straight up to two meters: "What do you think?
"The day you officially became an adult, your parents were busy working outside, what about you? What did you do with the stars that night?"
Gu Congjue only realized later.
Because he was not good at words, he looked at Shen Yanxing and signaled to Shen Yanxing, "I don't know how to answer this question, you should answer it."
Shen Yanxing: ...
Damn, if you don't answer, you're just joining in the fun!
"I, I stayed with Congjue for one night..." Shen Yanxing lacked confidence, and guilt was written all over his face, "Because it's coming of age day, I want to do something ceremonial and meaningful."
"What kind of things have a sense of ritual and meaning?" Xiang Yuyan suppressed his anger and was a little aggressive, "Xing Xing, let me ask you one last time, how did you get the red marks behind your ears?"
This time, Xiang Yuyan didn't give him a chance to quibble. After asking, he went to Gu Congjue to name him.
"Did you let this enemy's debt collector eat it?"
Shen Yanxing looked at Gu Pingyue who was silent, Yang Cuirong who had a complicated expression, Xiang Yuyan who was quite angry and dissatisfied, and Gu Congjue who was expressionless and a little confused.Just when he was hesitating whether to nod his head, Gu Congjue responded very simply.
"Ah."
Gu Congjue stepped forward responsibly, and told the parents with firm eyes.
"That night, I—
"I have a relationship with Shen Yanxing."
With a "pop", Shen Yanxing covered his face in shame, feeling ashamed, and wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.
Everything is over... The Internet revealed that he did such a thing at such a critical time, and Uncle Gu and Uncle Xiang's filter and affection for him, I'm afraid it has been broken all over the place, right?
Shen Yanxing's lips trembled, and he was about to apologize sincerely, explaining that he was sorry for the cultivation of the two ceiling masters, when he heard Xiang Yu Yanzhong yelled angrily: "Gu Congjue——!"
Realizing that the spearhead was not directed at him, Shen Yanxing was first stunned, then frightened.
"Have you thought about your cousin's future before you started? He is an art candidate, and he will debut and enter the entertainment industry in the future! But if you wait for half a year, when the admission results come out in August and September, there will be no further development. Too late! Do you have to do something now that you shouldn't be doing?
"Tell me, how did mother tell you before?"
Gu Congjue continued to be confused and asked, "What did you tell me?"
Xiang Yuyan became even more angry: "I tell you that you shouldn't do things at your age, absolutely don't do them!
"Before you brought the stars home, I told you so!"
Gu Congjue thought about it carefully, but he didn't remember it.
But it doesn't matter, I can't think of it, and he has a reason to retort: "It was that year, and now I am [-] years old--Shen Yanxing is also [-] years old. At our age, apart from not breaking the law and committing crimes, there are other things that should not be done. What did you do?"
Gu Congjue was very forthright.
Xiang Yuyan was so angry that he had angina pectoris. He stared at his son for a while, but after he couldn't swear more harshly or excessively, he could only take Gu Pingyue to the knife: "Pingyue, do you want to say something? Look at your son, I'm just as virtuous as you!"
"Raising seeds is like raising seeds. Is it normal for my son to be like me?" Gu Pingyue was still calm and patted his wife on the back.
But when facing the child, he still put on a straight face and said seriously.
"What happened happened, I hope you can remember your identities as students, and exercise restraint in critical moments." Father Gu thought clearly, linking every link, "You are all big kids, the college entrance examination is not as important as me. Emphasize it again with mom, shall we?
"Do you know what measures need to be taken before doing those things?"
Shen Yanxing choked on the apology when it reached his lips, and he and Gu Congjue nodded in unison in response: "I know."
"Then have you taken any measures?" Xiang Yuyan was impatient, and his attitude towards Shen Yanxing was still gentle, he held his little apprentice's hand and said softly, "Xingxing, you... are you the recipient?"
Shen Yanxing blushed, and nodded shyly.
He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that Uncle Xiang's attitude was not as bad as he imagined?
Did he really think too much?Should he give Gu Xiang two more confidence?
"Then have you carefully read the medical examination report issued by your school?
"Are you a fertile physique or an infertile physique?"
Asking Yu Yanhui this way means that he has read Gu Congjue's medical examination report, but he just doesn't know about Shen Yanxing.
Shen Yanxing continued to blush, and nodded again: "I, I have a fertile physique."
While he hesitated and mumbled his answer, he had actually exposed his personal relationship with Gu Congjue that night.Under the eyes of the parents, Shen Yanxing, who was not good at talking, further blew himself up.
"Although, although it didn't happen at the beginning... But the judge quickly realized it - we took remedial measures afterwards!"
"What is the post-event remedial measure?" Rong's mother couldn't stand anymore, she took a breath and asked, "What is the after-event remedial measure? Xing Xing, did you take medicine?"
Shen Yanxing nodded for the third time: "Mmm..."
Xiang Yuyan almost fainted after hearing this: "Oh my god..."
Gu Congjue knew that what he had done was wrong, so he quickly apologized and admitted his mistake, expressing his sincerity: "I didn't consider this matter thoroughly enough. I know that taking the emergency contraceptive pill will hurt your body, but for the sake of Shen Yanxing's future, it's better to take the medicine."
"You still know that you have to think about the stars??" Xiang Yuyan patted his chest, wanting to roll up his sleeves and beat up the bastard, "I really think about the stars, why don't you hesitate before you give cabbage, think about the college entrance examination What about the future?"
Gu Congjue blinked: "...cabbage?"
His thoughts took a big turn, and he realized that this was his mother calling him a little pig again.
All right, if you scold me, you can scold me, anyway, I have been called a pig since I was a child.He's a little pig, so he's going to be a cabbage, what's the matter?
"Mom, I understand what you mean. I also admit that I was impulsive and made a mistake. But can this kind of thing be restrained by 'thinking'? Both Shen Yanxing and I are in love, and it's normal to be impulsive."
Xiang Yuyan's eyes widened: "You're quite reasonable, aren't you?!"
"Don't be angry with Uncle Xiang, this is actually not the case!"
Shen Yanxing became anxious, and opened his mouth to explain for the stupid Gu Congjue. While talking, he gave Gu Congjue his eyes and signaled Gu Congjue, "Say less, don't get angry!"
"Yes, it's because I like judging too much, I can't hold back first, and then hook—"
"It's fine if we know we're wrong. You and Dad really don't need to go online like this." Gu Cong never saw Shen Yanxing's eyes indicating, and continued without fear of death, "Both Shen Yanxing and I have stable grades, and Shen Yanxing has always been preparing for the art exam. Proper and sufficient, the college entrance examination is definitely no problem.
"There is no problem in studying. In terms of emotional life, we have also increased our vigilance because of the previous episode. Isn't this very good? At least, we will not make the mistake of early marriage and early pregnancy like you and dad again."
"You—" Xiang Yuyan felt his eyes turn white, but fortunately Gu Pingyue helped him in time.
But Gu Pingyue was the Chi Yu who got hurt, and Xiang Yuyan didn't forget to scold him a few more words when he stabilized his footsteps.
"Look at it, look at your son! There are cubs who are like fathers, and this face can't be more like you!"
Gu Pingyue nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Yanyan is right."
"It's even stronger than you! The two of us were almost 19 years old at the time - your son is better than you, and he knew it was going to be fun when he was just an adult! It's all your fault, you, the Gu family, really Born with this gene!"
After scolding and then looking at his son, Xiang Yuyan was so angry that his hair almost stood on end.
"You still dare to turn against me for my early marriage and early pregnancy, don't you? If I had known that you were so irritating, I should have been more cautious and let you be born a few years later!
"Don't you know how much your parents have bet on your future for you? You should know what a critical time Xing Xing is in now! You can enter college with your eyes closed, so can Xing Xing? "
Gu Congjue felt a little guilty when he was told by his mother, but he still responded weakly: "I think... can also?"
"Can you or can't you do this! You can't let Xingxing bet on your future with you!" Xiang Yuyan put his hands on his hips, his nostrils burst into flames with anger, "He is the receiving party and you are the attacking party. You need him to deal with your faults." Bear the consequences - no matter how you think about it, the stars suffer more and are more likely to be hurt in this process, do you understand?
"Mom understands that you are young and energetic, but mother hopes that you will be more responsible and responsible, and know how to look to the future and think about the longer-term future."
The two children were speechless.
"I got married early and got pregnant. That's right. This is a choice between me and your father. Because of negligence, we have already paid the relevant price - your father just won the best actor award back then. If you didn't hold a press conference to explain your birth Well, do you think Dad can have the nationality he is today?"
Gu Congjue shook his head.
"Father and mother have experienced the pain of premature marriage and early pregnancy, so I hope you can slow down your pace and take a long-term view. You are eighteen and nineteen, and you still have a bright future. Let it go, okay?" Gu Pingyue also persuaded patiently.
The two stared at each other and nodded.
"It's winter vacation, and I want Xing Xing to go home to spend this vacation." Xiang Yuyan gradually calmed down, "I don't mean to break up with you, but considering that Xing Xing has been living in our house since high school, and instead My own family is not so close.
"Now the issue of household registration has been resolved, Xing Xing, you and your Aunt Mei and Uncle Feng are a real 'family', you should go home more to accompany them. You and Gu Congjue can also take advantage of this time Calm down, re-examine your relationship and plan your future."
Shen Yanxing had no objection to this, and even responded readily: "Well, I listened to Uncle Xiang's arrangement, and I think this arrangement is quite good."
Gu Congjue was very hesitant. To be fair, he didn't want to be separated from Shen Yanxing.
Although the summer vacation of the third year of high school was very short, at best it only lasted more than 20 days, but when he thought of not seeing Shen Yanxing, he had already started to live like a year and feel uncomfortable all over.
It was because of Shen Yanxing's quick response that he suppressed his hesitation and reluctance, and nodded his head: "Yes."
"Okay, then make up your mind."
Xiang Yuyan exhaled, stroked his chest to breathe smoothly, and turned to leave.
Gu Pingyue was surprised: "Yanyan, where are you going?"
"Go and call Xiaomei and tell her about Xingxing's return home on vacation."
Xiang Yuyan explained grumpily, and his eyes, which still had a bit of resentment, swept over the two restless brats.
"By the way, tell her—
"My pig stole her cabbage!"
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