Chapter 196 What kind of abstract novel actually roasts fish?
Chapter 196 What kind of abstract novel actually roasts fish?
[Dad, I have cooked the fish. I took a picture for you to see how I cooked it. How would you rate it? Next time, if you have anything to eat, please let me know.
By the way, what’s your father’s last name? I’m going to change it. 】
This person's ID looked familiar. Minghui flipped through the comment section and found that this person had posted quite a few comments before.
For example: [I will make it right now. If you can eat a bite, I will take your surname.]
Quite trustworthy.
[Dear Dad, this year's Interstellar Father's Day, can you allow your son to prepare a full banquet for you, as long as you can tell me more food secrets~ [blushing and winking]]
This person's ID is also very familiar. He has posted before - [Damn, I just can't stand your arrogant attitude. I'll make you a big meal that will make you call me daddy. ]
[Dad, once called Dad, I will always be Dad. When will you pick me up? I gave a bite to everyone in the family. It was really delicious. My son dared to ask, how did you find that this thing could be so delicious when made in this way? ]
Previously——[Even if I starve to death or jump off the 21st floor, I will never eat a bite of fish.]
【??? Why did you all succeed? I cooked three or four fish and they were all black, which was totally different from the pictures the author posted, and the taste was disgusting.】
[Is it really that delicious? I don't believe it. Is it because the author hired someone to do it? ]
[How do you kill the fish? And how can you tolerate such a strong smell? It stinks even when I open the window for ventilation.]
[Are they trying to trick us into joining? They want to drag us in with the idea that if they suffer, others will suffer too?]
[Those who failed may have missed a step. I followed all the steps and the taste was simply amazing. It was so disgusting before it was done, and so fragrant after it was done. I was drooling just by looking at the appearance [Picture]]
[Did the above person post the wrong picture? It's just a white plate that reflects light, where's the fish? ]
[I couldn't wait to eat it and forgot to take a photo. I only took a photo after eating. There was no soup left and the plate was licked clean. ]
[…That’s an exaggeration.]
[People with strong mobility are already on their way to catch the chicken. This thing is smarter than a fish. It kicked me several times and stepped on my head with its own poop. When I catch it, I will pluck all its hair and stick it in its asshole.]
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The chickens in the interstellar space are very agile, and no one here raises poultry in captivity, so the wild chickens living in the jungle are stronger and more ferocious than modern chickens.
It holds its head high and chases people fiercely, pecking at people in a very painful way.
Minghui's screams almost resounded through the sky, and she even climbed up a tree to avoid being chased by the pheasants.
I searched frantically online to find out whether pheasants can climb trees, how to escape if I provoke a pheasant, and in what situations I can get help from the police...
The big rooster didn't see her for the time being and was wandering around below.
Minghui sat among the branches. After squatting for a while, she felt a little bored, so she called up her smart brain and started watching some short videos to pass the time. As she was scrolling, she saw someone post a video of cooking fish.
"Brothers and sisters in front of the screen, the video is proof that the entire process from catching the fish to cooking the fish was done according to the steps in this novel, in case I don't eat a single bite and have no evidence later."
The man in the video picked up a fish, frowned, and said with disgust, "To be honest, if it weren't for the purpose of vomiting, I would have to - forget it, let's get to the point."
There are real-time comments floating above the video. This video is quite popular and many people are posting comments.
[What the hell? Is he going to eat this fish raw? ]
[Big brother, is Blue Star short of your nutrient solution? This thing is too smelly even if I take it home to keep it.]
[It is said that if you live long enough, you will meet all kinds of people. Today I met a guy who eats fish. ]
[What novel? I’m farming in the stars? What kind of a title is that?]
【Please let me explain the cause and effect. 】
[The cause and effect is that you can search this novel yourself. It is a novel with good writing, good imagination, good plot and good author. ]
[The previous one, it is easy to delete the author:) I do not allow anyone to say that Sweet and Sour Spareribs is a good author. ]
[The person in front of me is thinking that others will have to suffer the same pain as I have. Is it really okay to drag others down like this? Everyone, go read this novel. Although the author is a mean real person, the novel is still very good. It's just that there are a lot of bugs, but you can accept them all after reading it for a while.]
"According to the steps in the novel, kill the fish first. Our fish, ouch ouch - damn, don't run away -"
The first step was a disastrous failure. The fish in the man's hand rolled to the ground, and then ran around in the huge living room. The ground was wet and very slippery. The man was afraid of falling when chasing the fish, so he had to be cautious.
The result was that I could only watch the fish jump and run away.
The man looked at the camera speechlessly, "Where are you going? Are you going home for dinner?"
The screen went black for a moment, and the next second, the man caught the fish back. This time he was more decisive, at least he killed the fish with one knife.
However, when the man followed the steps and threw the fish into the pot, the fish jumped up again.
He looked at the camera with a ghostly expression, "Isn't it dead?"
The scene changed, and the man looked at the black fish in the pot and compared it with the picture the author posted in the comment section.
“It doesn’t seem to be one.”
“This is a failure.”
"What's wrong, or is it that the tutorial she posted can't make that kind of fish?"
"Come on, come on, another fish."
Countless question marks flew across the barrage.
[No, brother, you are really cooking fish. The author just wrote it for fun, there is no need to take it so seriously. ]
[The author is teasing you. The steps she wrote might be all nonsense. Could it be that she has really eaten or cooked fish? Who in their right mind would eat that stuff? ]
[Don't waste your energy. You won't be able to burn it like the picture if you follow her steps. I don't even know where she found the picture. ]
【??? Aren't you playing with abstraction? I thought it was a funny video, but when I saw this, I realized it was really cooking fish. Why did you cook it?】
[I watched the video with a frown on my face the whole time. I could smell the stench in the room through the screen. ]
[The blogger must be wearing a gas mask, he has no expression at all. 】
[This is the first time I heard of fish and food being hooked together. What a weird blogger, what a weird novel.]
[I just heard about this novel from a classmate. The introduction said it was an abstract novel, but I didn’t expect the readers to be quite abstract as well.]
[What kind of novel is so abstract? Is it a plot about a bet? No, I want to see what this novel is about. It actually challenges readers to burn fish.]
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