AWB Chapter 334: Humpback Whale: This is hard to comment on (1)
Chapter 334: Humpback Whale: This is hard to comment on (1)
I heard that the trend of BL has reached the Pacific Ocean.
Three huge humpback whales hugged each other tightly, surrounded by the gentle sea water, and their gay passion was overflowing.
One of them was the smallest one, a short and fat humpback whale that looked like a shoe horn against the two huge XXXXL whales. Its snow-white belly was facing the sky, and there was a not-so-obvious red spot on its lower jaw.
Two fins that accounted for 1/3 of the body length waved from time to time, half covering and covering a vital part -
Um, long time no see, I am Wang Defa.
Wang Defa, the pitiful and crying bully who would be beaten if he didn't cooperate, was bullied by Eryu, Xizhu and others.
With a flip, water mist four or five meters high spurted out from the breathing hole. Under the dazzling sunlight, a small rainbow was faintly visible.
[Pooh——]
The mournful cries spread far away and could be faintly heard even on the other side of the deep sea, tens of thousands of miles away.
I wonder if the speaker is happy or crazy?!
The big fool on the left side rushed forward without saying a word, roaring and surging violently, stirring up a large area of white waves on the sea surface, making it impossible to see anything clearly.
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Ahem, the surprises/shocks in this life are really extraordinary.
Wang Defa, clear, innocent, no, guarantee.
ヾ (?w?`?)
Well, I will omit here the ten thousand words about the three giant whales chasing each other, causing indescribable waves to splash on the sea.
The two big idiots, who got along very well with each other, had their fun together and walked away hand in hand, leaving Wang Defa with a silly look on his face. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and he went straight to the deep water awkwardly.
[Pooh——]
Mixed with the gratitude for surviving the disaster is a hint of melancholy at having opened the door to a new world.
Wang Defa straightened his back, swung his tail violently, and knocked away a group of fish that were happily blowing bubbles.
Humph, they must be laughing at me!
Wang Defa felt depressed and had no way to vent his feelings, so he could only bully the weak.
After bullying the fish and shrimp, it opens its mouth wide and sucks them into its stomach to prevent the weak fish and shrimp from feeling aggrieved and growing up to become perverted and causing harm to others.
[Pooh——]
Water mist erupted again. Wang Defa ate all the small fish and shrimps within a mile radius. His stomach was barely half full. Finally, he sighed and calmed down.
Wang Defa is seven years old and, as a male humpback whale, he has just reached adulthood.
There were surprisingly few suitable men of marriageable age this year. Wang Defa was small, had no house, no car, and no savings, so he had no advantages at all if he wanted to get married.
One day, a female humpback whale suddenly appeared and approached eagerly, waving her long fins to hit it in a show of goodwill.
Wang Defa was stunned: (?｀?Д?′)!!
Happiness comes so suddenly that I don’t know what expression to use to face it.
The female whale's eagerness did not seem to be acted. Wang Defa was knocked sideways with his mouth wide open, looking quite puzzled.
As a result, the female whale quickly rushed back in the direction she came from after being rubbed against each other. Seeing that there was no movement behind her, she turned around and cried.
Such an affectionate call from the deep sea is simply too fatal for single people who have been hurt by love.
Wang Defa immediately followed, slapping the sea water behind him with his tail fin, and blew a leisurely large jellyfish far away into the air.
Big Jellyfish: Damn, you, mother, ah…
The female whale walked and called all the way, and Wang Defa was overjoyed. He had already thought of a name for the baby who would be born next year. He would call him Wang Batian.
【Bang——】
[Puhu?]
The female whale suddenly raised her body and jumped out of the water, knocking over a black and white object.
Following closely behind, Wang Defa also jumped out, looking confused and out of control.
The fat guy with a black back, white belly, round and slippery, who is he? !
Who is that little creature protected by the female whale's fins?
Great, he’s happy to be a father... Oh no, the little one was crying so miserably, and the fat man was not afraid at all. He even opened his mouth and tried to bite the little one’s tail fin.
The female whale screamed, but the water mist she sprayed out had no killing power. She was unable to protect the little one and could only look to her followers for help.
The female whale has now completely captured the minds of her followers.
Follower——Wang Defa: Damn!
The big fat guy in black and white is Killer Whale, a well-known street thug.
Bah, you tiger thing, you just take advantage of your size to bully the weak.
Wang Defa acted decisively to protect the cubs, and Yu Yu was responsible.
There is a huge difference in size between the enemy and us. Even though Wang Defa is one of the thin and small bean sprouts in the group, he is still several times larger than the killer whale.
Strength defeats skill, not many fancy moves——
Slap your head!
Press your back!
Slap you!
Fuck you!
The killer whale was dizzy with its head down and its tail up, but was still unwilling to give up this delicious bite of the humpback whale. It wanted to take another bite, but was slapped away by Wang Defa's tail.
Perhaps because the female whale was staring at him eagerly and expectantly, the male hormones surged and he used all his strength to suckle.
call out--
A black and white object fell into the sea from a distance along a parabolic trajectory, and no bubbles appeared for a long time.
The little one originally thought that his mother had abandoned him and ran away, but he didn't expect that she had gone to get help.
Fortunately, my mother came back.
It groaned weakly, its body covered with wounds, but fortunately its dorsal fin, lateral fin and tail fin were not broken, so there was still a chance of recovery.
The female whale carried the little one on her back uneasily, feeling exhausted both physically and mentally. She looked at her brave follower with a conflicted look in her eyes.
It's not fair to dump someone after taking advantage of them.
Wang Defa knew what was going on, so he followed behind with a reserved look, spraying water mist constantly, trying his best to be a ruthless rainbow-making machine.
As for other ways of courtship, I’m sorry, I haven’t learned them and I don’t know how to use them.
The little one was listless and clung to his mother. He only moved and changed his position obediently when drinking milk.
Wang Defa involuntarily approached the female whale several times, but was coldly pushed away by the female whale.
The female whale's breeding and lactation periods occur at the same time, but she refuses all intimate behavior until her calf is completely weaned.
To be honest, Wang Defa had just experienced a not-so-wonderful threesome a while ago, and his body and mind have not yet recovered to their normal peak state, so there is no intention of forcing it.
Thus, the makeshift family of three lived in peace.
There was no chance to have sex with her until the day when Wang Defa was covered by a large fishing net.
The female whale panicked and tried to help, biting and pulling in circles without any reason.
The fishing net had several big holes in it, but it was still hanging on Wang Defa.
The little one was knocked over by his mother's big movement, and slid down stupidly, and was unexpectedly caught in the fishing net.
The female whale's voice now changed from panic to terror, and she turned her head and tried her best to save the little one.
The more you struggle, the more you are bound.
Wang Defa understood this principle. His double fins were almost stuck by the knots and mesh of the fishing net. It would be impossible to break free unless he had a sharp blade.
Aiming at the right moment, spinning and jumping, a slightly larger hole appeared in the fishing net. Wang Defa skillfully swung his tail fin and knocked out the little creature that was struggling to entangle itself like a dumpling.
The female whale ignored it and turned around and chased after it smoothly.
Never came back.
Wang Defa was heartbroken from waiting.
It broke into eight pieces and it hurt so much.
o(一︿一+)o
Unable to break free from the fishing nets on his fins, he drifted with the ocean current for several days. He was discovered by shameless killer whales, who surrounded him collectively. Wang Defa was outnumbered and stranded on the coast due to negligence.
The waves retreated so far away that in the blink of an eye, even the sand on the beach became hot.
The sun was scorching and there was no one around. Wang Defa could only wait for death helplessly.
At sunset, I suddenly heard someone shouting excitedly, Baga!
ヽ(°◇° )ノ
Wang Defa: Damn it!
The local villagers clapped and shouted excitedly, calling their friends, bringing all kinds of knives, basins and buckets, just waiting for the mountain-sized whale to die so that they could rush over and share the food.
As the sky gradually darkened, someone raised a torch, and the obscene action of licking lips was seen by Wang Defa.
Hiss, it’s an eye-opener!
A fat crab crawled out from the sand under him, waving its claws and greeting Wang Defa rudely.
It just happened to catch the red patch on the jaw.
Wang Defa shuddered all over.
Damn, space, I have space!
Whoosh, the fishing net made of hemp rope suddenly disappeared.
The skin on his body was almost cracked by the sun, and he suffered in vain.
【Baga Baga! 】
The man holding the torch had good eyesight and immediately noticed something was wrong. He roared angrily and called on others to come forward and burn the monster to death.
Wang Defa looked at the hundreds of people who quickly gathered around him.
Hundreds of ferocious and evil-looking people who looked like evil spirits.
Ha, there is no need to keep those heavy weapons in the space. They have been forgotten for so many years and are almost rusted.
Since you can't wait, let's die together!
There was a dog barking in the distance, but no dog could be seen.
Only the arrogant crab in front of him tore off the fish skin and stuffed it into his mouth, its claws clicking very vigorously.
The moment the torches were thrown at them, the mountains of heavy explosives and guns were quickly cleared from the space.
Appeared under the torch and was immediately ignited.
【boom--】
[Boom boom boom boom——]
……
Silly humpback whale, dead.
By the way, half of the island country was blown up.
[Beep, urgent help... There was an explosion on the east coast of our country, triggering a tsunami... A large area of volcanoes erupted, and earthquakes and house collapses occurred in neighboring provinces... Beep, beep, beep... In one day, a large area of land has collapsed, and countless people have been killed and injured. Please, beautiful country, lend a helping hand for the sake of our long-term friendship. Arigato! ]