AWB Chapter 205: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (17)
Chapter 205: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (17)
Drop the chain at the critical moment.
I'm talking about the green tea monkey.
[Squeak——]
I can't stand it anymore.
I strode forward and kicked the Green Tea Monkey to the ground with just the right amount of force, enough to stun him without damaging his brain.
It lay on its back with its four legs facing the sky and its mouth open, roaring like a giant crab that couldn't turn over.
w(?Д?)w
I didn’t have time to wash my hands. After all, I have been a mother many times, so I have a say in how to give birth quickly and effectively.
If I hadn't gotten closer, I wouldn't have noticed, because this winter's muscle-building diet has made me almost as tall as a green tea monkey.
Standing together, they don't look like mother and daughter, but rather like sisters who are not much different from each other.
Shit, who wants to be its sister? !
I reached out quickly, grabbed the kid's head, pushed it in, and found that it was not stuck by anything, so I suddenly exerted force and pulled it out as if I was pulling a carrot.
[Boo——]
The little monkey kicked its legs in the air. It had not yet adapted to the suddenly empty environment. Its eyes were not open, and its hands and feet were weak and powerless. It scratched everywhere in the air, trying to find a sense of security, such as the umbilical cord!
By the way, the umbilical cord has not been cut yet!
At this moment, it is connecting the mother and son, like the last bit of bond.
I quickly pinched the umbilical cord with my fingernails and rubbed it hard a few times, and it broke.
Everyone was stunned.
After a long while, a surprised voice came out.
[Oh my, this monkey is amazing, it can actually deliver babies! ]
The aunt took the lead in clapping and cried with joy. If she had not made a gesture as if she wanted to hug the little monkey, people who didn't know the situation might have thought she was the little monkey's grandmother!
【Pa pa pa pa pa! 】
The scattered tourists came together, and the applause gradually gathered together.
The green tea monkey realized belatedly that his stomach was empty. He glared at the two cubs, one big and one small, and without saying hello, he got up and ran away.
There's still something hanging under its tail that hasn't been completely drained. Damn, how heartless...
Li Feng breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment he felt worried again. These two seemed unreliable no matter how he looked at them!
[Squeak——]
I clearly had time to chase that irresponsible green tea monkey just now, why didn't I go?
Because the monkey in my arms was clinging to my fur tightly and rubbing its head everywhere -
it……
It bit precisely... my undeveloped little spot... which was almost completely covered with hair...
o(≧mouth≦)o
At that moment, I was so scared for the first time since I was born as a monkey——
Not only did my soul fly away, but the hair all over my body exploded, as if I had been hit by a 100,000-volt high voltage electricity...
The precognitive images that flashed through my mind were as fast as a drifting mist and disappeared before I could see them clearly.
I took extremely stiff steps with my hands and feet trembling, as if I didn't recognize anyone, and ran away, ignoring everyone's enthusiastic attempts to keep me.
【hahahahahahahaha! 】
The burst of laughter behind me scared away countless birds that had gotten up early to catch insects.
o (╥﹏╥) o
Hahahaha, bullshit!
I ran away in panic, not caring at all about the little thing hanging on my chest.
The dirty little thing couldn’t open its eyes, but its big head continued to nod: Sister~hehe, sister!
I rushed back to the tree hole in one breath. This entrance had been expanded twice. Otherwise, with my current body size, I would not be able to enter and exit freely.
The little kitten has grown up a lot. It goes out for a walk with its mother cat. Now that it has grown up, it is no longer as well-behaved as when it was little, and is now extremely naughty.
The little thing in my arms was crying with hunger, and its big head banged against my chest, making a loud clanging sound.
Chest tightness and shortness of breath.
【Cough cough cough——】
Such a stubborn head?!
Hey, my name is Yadan, and you can be called Tietou!
Difficult sisters and brothers...
[Hey, Tietou, if you dare to be as heartless as your mother, I will throw you away right now! ]
Tietou: I’m so hungry! So hungry, so hungry, so hungry!
[If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent! ]
Tietou raised his chin stupidly, looking right into his sister's big black nostrils.
ヽ(°◇° )ノ
Fortunately, it did not look directly into its sister's eyes, otherwise it would have started to read her mind. By the way, it heard its sister quietly switching between fluent Chinese, English and Japanese, and greeting the Green Tea Monkey - that is, its mother's ancestors - in various ways.
【Meow? 】
The mother cat came back, and the little fish in her mouth fell to the ground because she was too surprised.
The little fish was not dead yet. It arched its body and jumped up and down, then turned over and landed on the instep of a dazed monkey.
The mother cat was incredulous: What? I was just out for two hours and you gave birth?! When did you get pregnant?! Yesterday?!
[Squeak——]
I had no way of arguing. Tietou didn't have dark fur like his father. Instead, he looked very much like me, with light brown and yellowish fur, slender hands and feet, big eyes and a small mouth. He was a big eater, and when he opened his mouth, it was like a bottomless pit.
Who would believe it if I told others? It was already the second bottle of milk, and there were two emptied and flattened milk cartons on the ground.
I held the bottle, stretched my neck and swallowed it, my hands and feet still clinging to my fur, so tightly that the roots of my hair were pulled red...
No matter how you look at this picture, it is filled with the radiance of maternal love.
No I'm not, I don't!
The mother cat turned and walked away.
I feel a little lost. After being together for so long, I didn't expect...
Tietou was confused, his eyes fixed on the milk in the bottle that was making ripples due to the shaking. He didn't mind that it was cold, and swallowed it with great relish.
It’s so easy to raise!
Half an hour later, the mother cat came back with a bigger and fresher fish in her mouth and threw it in front of me.
【Meow~】
My eyes were sore, it was asking me to catch fish for it!
I am afraid of water, but that doesn't stop me from loving eating fish.
Mother cat never let me suffer any loss. I was responsible for supplying unlimited milk, and she went to the river to catch fish every few days, which was all for my internal organs.
There is a gas stove in the space, and there is enough fuel to make eight barbecue and hotpot meals a day, which will last until the next life.
Tietou couldn't bear the drunken milk. He had just finished the last drop and his lips couldn't help smacking. His head tilted to one side and he fell asleep.
I wanted to tear it off my body, but the little thing opened its eyes impatiently, glared, rolled its eyes, and went back to sleep.
ヾ(?｀Д′?)rub...
Most of the mother cat's fur was wet. She lay by the entrance of the cave where she could be exposed to the sun, and peeked inside from time to time.
It felt magical more than once. Yadan could always transform into many things at will. Sometimes, its upright walking posture was more human-like than that of a human. It was simply incredible.
Just like now, Yadan was actually cutting open the belly of a fish and scraping off its scales. That knife, gleaming with cold light, seemed somewhat familiar.
No, the kitchen knife is used to cut meat and the Swiss Army knife is used to kill enemies. Mom Cat, you are wrong!
The gas stove was already on, and there were two or three bottles of mineral water and three plump dried red dates in it.
It’s a pity that hot pot base is not available in our country.
The fish is sliced and thrown into boiling water. When it is cooked, it is picked up with chopsticks and dipped in pepper, salt and chili powder. It is delicious.
[Squeak?]
I found the mother cat staring at the fish fillet and smilingly inviting it to eat with her.
As a result, the mother cat shook her head violently.
Hahahaha, it tried it once and it was so spicy that it was smoking. Moreover, the cooked fish fillet was like dry wood to it and was not tasty.