AWB Chapter 202: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (14)
Chapter 202: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (14)
Life and death are bearish, if you don't agree, just do it!
Liu Qingfeng had just turned around and had not taken five steps away.
A fight had broken out in the maternity and baby nursery, with so much squeaking and screaming that the roof was about to be blown off.
The cause is still the green tea monkey——
This trouble maker!!!
It saw a fruit plate in the house with lots of fresh fruits. How could it resist?!
Before the other pregnant monkeys could react, it pounced on its prey like a hungry tiger and grabbed a bunch of bananas and two apples in its arms.
Just as he was about to take a bite, he was beaten.
Bang, bang, bang, like a sledgehammer hitting a snare drum.
Should!
It’s really hard to comment on animals like monkeys!
Just like what the young mother said, the cubs are very cute, but when they grow up they only know how to fight for food, water and mate, and become hideous.
Liu Qingfeng and his team members had no choice but to pick up the sticks again and pound the ground hard, making some noise through the big iron gate to scare the pregnant monkeys away.
[Aunties, those fruits are enough for you to eat, there is no need to fight over them! ]
As long as the two opposing parties continue to live together, such fights will most likely become a daily occurrence.
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Life and death are predestined, just let it be.
Not to mention the chaos in the maternity and baby nursery.
Yadan and her mother cat were moving again. On the way they encountered three male monkeys blocking their way. They were nearly seventy or eighty centimeters tall.
[Squeak?]
What kind of look is that? So violent and yellow!
I'm still a child!!!
Open your eyes and see that I am still at least two and a half years away from the mature red face!!!
The mother cat was so frightened that her legs were shaking. The kittens' fur stood on end and they shrank back with their eyes wide open.
The three male monkeys ignored the cat and walked straight towards me.
My hair stands on end!
ヽ(*.＞Д＜)o゜
My instinct told me to run as far as I could even if I had to risk my life! What if I wanted to pull out my gun?! There wasn't a surveillance camera overhead?!
The male monkeys gathered around with strange cries, and soon the encirclement was narrowed.
The mother cat looked at Yadan with pity, who had nowhere to escape, picked up the anxious kitten and ran away.
[Squeak?]
The male monkey was so impatient that he stepped on my tail, clenched his fists and hit my head.
(￣△￣;)
The other two were super excited and joined in the fight, roaring.
When I jumped up, I could only hit their bellies, and hiss—my tail was pulled so hard that it was almost broken.
I was trapped in the spot, pushed and hammered by these three monkeys like a tumbler, and I was dizzy and in so much pain that my eyes and mouth were crooked.
Fuck, I can’t bear it anymore, show your weapons!!!
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Eh? Why is it a needle? ! What's the use of this thing? Throw it back and take it out again! ! !
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Great, it’s a submachine gun, so heavy that I can hardly lift it!
Click, I pulled the trigger.
No sound???
We were all confused, you looked at me and I looked at you.
Eh?
Why is there a lock? But how do I open it?
The male monkey blinked, snatched the strange-looking black stick that suddenly appeared, put it in his mouth to bite it, bit it without any taste, and threw it back.
I...I...I'll take out my weapon again!!!
A Swiss Army knife. Wow, the cold light flashing from the blade is brighter and more flawless than the ice on the top of a snowy mountain.
I was afraid that my weapon would be snatched away again, so I gripped the hilt of the knife tightly with both hands. I would not move until the enemy moved.
Once the enemy attacks, it will be covered in blood!
In this scenic area, no one dares to draw a knife on the monkeys.
So, they had no idea what this flashing thing was. The male monkey tried to grab it with his palm, and I immediately fought back.
Swah——
[Ah ...
The male monkey jumped up and screamed, tears in his eyes, and blood gushed out from the wound on his palm, so deep that the bone was visible.
The second male monkey was angry, and without releasing his foot that was stepping on Yadan's tail, he stepped on Yadan's waist with his other big foot...
Swah——
【ah!!!!!】
The monkey's two paws were pierced, and Yadan pulled back too quickly, causing the tip of the knife to turn around without noticing, and sheared off a large piece of flesh from the monkey's two paws.
The huge body was ejected with a bang and hit the mud...
In a flash, the two male monkeys withdrew from the fighting circle, one hugged his hands and cried, and the other raised his feet and screamed.
The male monkey was dumbfounded, his expression filled with fear and confusion. He quickly backed away, trying to stay away from the lone female monkey. How cruel and brutal!
[Squeak——]
I raised the knife to threaten it——
Still not leaving? I'll beat you up!
┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~
The male monkey raised his hands three times and ran away screaming, leaving behind his two brothers. He quickly overtook the mother cat who had not walked far and disappeared into the dense woods.
[Squeak——]
It's my bad luck. I was outnumbered and suffered a loss this time. The grudge between us has been formed. A gentleman's revenge is never too late, even after ten years. Wait until I grow up and wait and see!
The mother cat came back on tiptoe, followed by the kitten stumbling along behind her. The mother and kitten looked at her with exactly the same look in their eyes.
There was a hint of guilt and a hint of joy mixed with the fear.
【Meow~】
Many couples separate when faced with disaster. I naturally don’t blame it.
If I didn’t have the space plug-in, I would have been tortured to death just now.
Bah, three bad guys.
Before leaving, I went to pick up the gun. If I left it outside, it would be difficult to deal with if it was discovered.
By the way, he turned around and glared fiercely at the two male monkeys who were still wailing.
I have to remember the appearance of my enemies. After all, I am face-blind and male monkeys all look similar. If I remember it wrong and take revenge on them wrongly in the future, then they deserve it!
This cold winter passed day by day as I eagerly added more food to feed myself and hoped to grow up quickly.
Several battles broke out between the Monkey King and the male monkeys due to serious conflicts such as food distribution and the ownership of female monkeys.
The most recent incident, which was yesterday, actually saw casualties for the first time, which was extremely serious.
The Monkey King was the winner, but he also paid the price of having one of his ears bitten off.
The Monkey King is really powerful as he can win in a group fight. His roar makes the snow on the trees fall down, and his domineering aura is evident.
The nervous female monkeys hiding in the treetops in the distance had stars in their eyes.
This incident was captured by a tourist using a drone and uploaded to the internet. It shot up to the headlines like a rocket and became an instant hit, with netizens having different opinions on the matter.
Some people praised the Monkey King for his majesty, some called him barbaric and vulgar, and some even led the way, pointing the finger at the scenic spot staff for inaction. There were three staff members wearing red armbands within the drone's shooting range, but none of them stepped forward to stop the action.
(Staff members Li Feng and Liu Qingfeng beat their chests: There are hundreds of hot-headed male monkeys fighting. If we are asked to go in, wouldn’t that be asking for our lives?! Besides, the title of protected animals is clearly displayed there. If we dare to take action, we will be arrested and imprisoned for at least ten years...SO, my friend on the other side of the Internet, are you a human being?!)
o(一︿一+)o
The security team held a meeting and all of them wrote a 5,000-word report...
Bah, isn’t this just writing a self-criticism in disguise?
Not convinced?!
The security captain glared and had to hold it in.
This major accident has attracted the new leadership's high attention.
Even the old leader who had retired and was enjoying his retirement at home dropped his fishing rod and stepped on the accelerator to inquire about what had happened.
Of course, it was his unlucky son who stepped on the accelerator. The two of them did not have scenic area work permits and were stopped at the foot of the mountain.
The unfortunate son had no choice but to drive the car into the parking lot, and then, supporting his anxious old leader, ran all the way up the mountain, his legs shaking from exhaustion.