Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 189: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (1)

Hell.

The judge was roasting charcoal, and the whole hall was warm.

The deceased sheep Wang Defa was lying on the ground, his body was wet. The hot air was fumigating him, and white steam was rising. When the breeze blew, it curled up, making him look like a god.

[Good of you, Wang Defa. I heard from the ghost messenger that the Little Ziguo has been destroyed. I will give you a credit! ]

After reading the document in his hand, the judge clapped his hands in joy.

Wang Defa: ??? I didn’t do anything, but since you dare to praise me, I dare to admit it, hehe!

[Yes, yes, you are right! ]

[Bah, why can't you change this annoying face? Go away and reincarnate! ]

Last night, the judge was reeking of the fishy smell from the roasted lamb leg he had eaten, so when he was about to have sex with his concubine, he opened his mouth wide, which displeased his concubine, who was so bold as to kick him off the bed.

But the way she twisted her handkerchief in a delicate manner was so pitiful that he dared not lose his temper.

Seeing the little lamb soaked like a drowned rat, he was so upset that his teeth were chattering.

Well, it was going smoothly at first, but I took a redundant look down and didn’t want to give the reward I had planned before.

Well, that's it, entitled and willful!!!

[Eh?! Judge, no reward? ]

The judge glared at him, as if to say, "If you dare to say something again, I will throw you to the seventeenth floor..."

[Judge, I, I have a request. The last thing I saw before I died was a dolphin. Please help me change it. I... I am afraid of water. I don't want to be a tiger. You can change it to a monkey!!!]

Wang Defa was crying. Du Ruo said that the crying child gets the milk! She was so smart and had Yamaguchi Koharu in her control. She must be right.

【OK! 】

The judge flicked his sleeves and left, because a little head popped out from the door, with the pearl flower he had given away a few days ago inserted in it.

Tsk tsk, the beauty also understands the principle of giving a sweet date after a slap, hehe, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, so yellow!

Wang De was confused. Did he agree or not? !

He was grabbed by the ghost catcher and taken away by his short hooves, with his four limbs facing the sky. He looked up, but there was no moon. The gold-painted ceiling was so bright that it blinded his eyes.

The corner of the judge's clothes disappeared around the corner. His laughter was so wild. Tsk tsk, I envied him...

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Oh, to survive the winter in the south, you need to have a righteous spirit.

The blizzard that was promised lasted for less than ten hours at most.

Blizzard one-day trial card, [Ding! ]

The water in Jinbian Creek didn't freeze yet, and the staff of the scenic spot came...

I negotiated with my mother and gave her a bag of fresh fruits. Then she agreed to let me marry her...

fall……

I was just born and I haven't even had a few sips of your milk yet, what right do you have to decide my life? !

[Squeak——]

Yes, I am now a little monkey scratching my ears and cheeks.

This was the closest I have ever been to a human. Apart from my soft brown and yellow fur, I could only squeak and cry, and looked almost no different from a baby.

I am about to marry into a bitter and cold area in the southwest.

Life is hard...

Eh?! Why is my mom here too?

[I say, the male monkeys here don't care about their families at all. In order to grab some food, they even packed up their wives and children and gave them away. If this behavior happened in our place, I'm afraid that his wife's family would tear all his hair off, you idiot! ]

The staff member holding the baby monkey is called Zeng Xiaolian, and she is here to pick up the bride.

Zeng Xiaolian is extremely afraid of cold. The temperature inside the scenic area is at least ten degrees lower than the outside temperature. Even monkeys know to huddle together for warmth, otherwise they will stand alone in the corner and shiver with cold.

She was dressed like a bear, with three layers inside and three layers outside, and she wrapped the little monkey lovingly in a baby blanket and held it easily in her arms.

The female monkey was restless and showed her teeth and claws, so she was not treated so well and was locked in an iron cage.

Another local staff member pulled the scenic area's loading cart and secured the cage on it.

The female monkey stretched out her slender arms to scratch, and if you couldn't dodge in time, a deep mark would be left on your jacket.

It’s okay, the scenic spot will issue you a new one later. This is work clothes.

This is a corner of the 5A-level scenic spot, the middle section of Jinbian Creek, with picturesque scenery, outstanding monkeys and a lot of tourists.

To get out of this scenic section of the stream, you have to walk.

The tourists coming and going looked at this place curiously, and when they saw that it was a staff member, they didn't have any special reaction.

Suddenly, several screams came from behind——

Zeng Xiaolian discovered that before she had walked fifty meters, the male monkey that had taken all the fruits caught up with her, making a squeaking sound, and the branches on both sides of the road became its leverage.

It's a bit like Tarzan, but this male monkey is smaller and lighter.

In the blink of an eye, I arrived in front of the cart.

Apparently, he regretted it.

Well, it's only been ten minutes since the engagement, right?!

Are you really a man if you change your attitude so quickly?!

The male monkey gnashed his teeth and pulled at the iron cage. The female monkey was reluctant to leave and stretched out her thin arms to hook the male monkey's hand. The couple even wanted to kiss each other across the cage.

As the villain who broke up a pair of mandarin ducks——

Zeng Xiaolian curled her lips and wanted to curse.

The staff member pushing the cart was knowledgeable. This male monkey was a famous playboy here. He was very playful and had changed wives one after another. He seemed to be the monkey king of this area.

[Xiao Zeng, don’t you have a few packets of biscuits in your pocket? Give it to him!]

Zeng Xiaolian: (?｀?Д?′)!!