AWB Chapter 149 Give me jungle farming, or I'll feed you.
Chapter 149 Give me jungle farming, or I'll feed you.
"Alright, alright, you're using reverse psychology, aren't you? I'll go vote right now and guarantee you'll get rave reviews."
Ye Lan's statement is somewhat similar to those short videos on the internet, where you type "1" to specify a part that is six centimeters long.
With just one simple sentence, she instantly stirred up the boy's emotions.
As men, we all want to be strong and resilient.
There's no harm in trying, so why not give it a shot and see if it's true?
Ye Lan smiled with satisfaction after successfully persuading the audience to vote for her.
After clicking the accept button on the screen, you will enter the BP interface.
"I don't want to play support, give me jungle, or I'll feed."
Just then, an extremely annoying voice came through the team voice chat.
Ye Lan frowned slightly. Wasn't that a line from a pornographic film?
He used to be addicted to computer games, including League of Legends, and he would always see this phrase when playing ranked matches.
"Order me, or I'll send it away."
"Give me jungle, or I'll feed."
"Give me mid lane, or I'll feed."
"Give me an ADC, or I'll feed."
These kinds of phrases are very common in League of Legends.
But this is Honor of Kings! How can someone be using League of Legends terminology?
Does this truly prove the saying, "Petting feeds young farmers, and farmers feed old petters"?
Upon hearing this, his teammates visibly panicked and quickly tried to comfort him.
"Bro, don't try to feed kills, let's just have fun and we can win."
But the person on the third floor was completely unmoved. "I've been losing since yesterday, losing more than ten games in a row. Now you're telling me that playing fun can lead to victory?"
"I don't care, I'm not playing support, give me jungle, or I'll feed."
Just as her teammates were about to persuade Ye Lan to give up her position, Ye Lan turned on her microphone and said:
"Brother, I'm Ye Lan. Give me some face, you can finish this round, and I'll carry you to victory."
"It's okay if you've never played support before. Just play Zhang Fei to tank damage in front, or you can play Xiao Ming and follow me."
Upon hearing that it was Ye Lan, the other teammates immediately felt reassured.
Ye Lan is currently enjoying immense popularity in the King of Glory community, and most players know him.
Even if you don't know him personally, you've heard of his name.
After all, he is the only person in history to have achieved the undefeated record of reaching the top spot.
In comparison, Sao Bai's Guinness World Record-breaking 333-game winning streak seems rather lackluster.
The two sides are not even on the same level.
Just when everyone thought that Ye Lan revealing her identity would end the matter, the player on the third floor continued:
"Who is Ye Lan? Never heard of her."
Before Ye Lan could explain, the other teammates rushed to speak:
"Dude, you don't even know Ye Lan? How dare you play King of Glory?"
"Exactly, you've never even heard of a top player with a 100% win rate? You're so ignorant and narrow-minded."
"Anyway, all you need to remember is that Ye Lan is incredibly skilled; if he plays jungle, you're guaranteed to win."
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Hearing her teammates' flattery, Ye Lan's face lit up with a smile: "Oh, who says honest advice is hard to swallow? This truth is not bad at all!"
"6. Brother Ye's skin is thicker than a city wall."
Many netizens expressed their disdain.
Just when everyone thought that telling Ye Lan on the third floor about her strength would make her obediently fill in, the person on the third floor sneered:
"I don't care how awesome he is, I only believe in myself. I like the feeling of having the outcome in my own hands."
Seeing that the other party was as smelly and hard as a rock in the toilet, Ye Lan no longer kept a low profile.
"Oh, so if I give you the jungle position, can you guarantee we'll win?"
Upon hearing this, the person on the third floor was clearly taken aback for a moment, but quickly replied.
"Are you kidding me? There are always winners and losers in a game. Even if Tongtian Dai came, he wouldn't dare to say he would win 100% of the time."
"Sorry, I dare!" Ye Lan was incredibly arrogant.
His arrogant tone was so overbearing it could suffocate a cow on the roadside.
"Since you can't guarantee a win, why should I give you my spot?"
Ye Lan was very aggressive, and she turned the third floor into a chaotic mess in just a few words.
"Are you absolutely determined not to give me the jungle position?"
"Yes."
"Fine, then don't blame me for feeding kills."
"Whatever, Egypt, want to go or not?"
Teammates: "Great! It's the Egyptian Pharaoh! We're saved!"
The third floor never expected Ye Lan's attitude to be so firm.
He used his trump card—feeding himself to death—but the other side remained completely unmoved.
More importantly, none of the other three teammates said a word to persuade Ye Lan.
"Is this guy really that awesome?"
"No, now that things have come to this point, even if I'm wrong, I absolutely cannot admit it."
The player on the third floor suddenly chuckled and said, "I can't guarantee winning the game, but I can guarantee losing."
Ye Lan sneered upon hearing this: "When I was in school, I had a friend who was just like you. He couldn't guarantee that he would get a perfect score, but he could guarantee that he would get zero."
Ye Lan felt that it was too tragic for such a person to live.
They clearly understood everything and knew it was wrong, but he still did it anyway.
They are the ones who willingly degenerate.
Ye Lan's words completely broke down the defenses of the third floor, further solidifying their determination to give up.
The player on the third floor said viciously, "I don't believe you can win if I feed kills to the enemy."
Ye Lan snorted, "Kid, being too confident isn't a good thing."
The tension between the two men was palpable, and their teammates tried to dissuade them, but they didn't know what to say.
However, players on the third floor are indeed quite disgusting.
Want a position? Fine, but you're acting all high and mighty. Why should anyone give you one?
When you ask someone for a favor, you should adopt the same attitude you would when asking for a favor.
Some people are just spoiled and can't tell the difference between king and queen.
"Let's restart it, there's no point in continuing this game."
One of the teammates couldn't stand the atmosphere any longer and offered a suggestion.
This is ranked play, not the peak tournament.
If all four of them choose the mage class, they can restart the game.
But Ye Lan said, "It's okay, no need to restart, I'll lead you to victory."
The player on the third floor said hypocritically, "Brother, don't waste other people's time because of your own."
"It's okay. I hope you'll be just as arrogant when you go to work on your reputation score after the game."
Seeing Ye Lan's confidence, everyone stopped wasting time.
They all chose their favorite heroes, preparing to win the 4v6 match.
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