AWB Chapter 132
Chapter 132
[Upstairs has a good idea, I don’t have such a bold idea. At most, I went to the bathroom in the middle of the exam, opened my clothes, and happily looked at the cheat sheet written by the special potion on my stomach. I got two extra points in the exam. 】
[... These days, all kinds of crazy people come out.You are so courageous, you dare not make such a mistake before you are timid to me.So the management of the university was loosened. I took the CET-[-] and CET-[-]. I bought cheating rice grains and put them in my ears. I didn’t know if the answer was right (I made a mess of mistakes afterwards), and my ears were buzzing from the shock. . 】
[I deeply doubt how the people upstairs got the system. If I remember correctly, this is the villain's counterattack system, not the super learning system where the scumbags evolve into the masters! 】
[Don't doubt, the system has a partner sharing function, as long as it is turned on, even a dog can come in and chat with everyone here, regardless of the scumbag and the bully. 】
[I guess even if the few upstairs are villains, they are the kind with insufficient IQ and force. 】
【Want to die?I don't think your IQ is so high. Your language completely exposed your mental retardation. 】
[It's not as good as you are a cow [rolling eyes. jpg], and found a eunuch to be her husband. 】
As soon as the words fell, the other party's anger was instantly ignited, and the two started posting and fighting alone.
[...Pfft ha ha ha ha, the sentence upstairs, "Don't worry about the scumbags and masters, even a dog can come in and talk to everyone here" reminds me of a sentence.Across the network cable, you don't even know whether the person on the opposite side is a dog 233333.However, I think there should be no big dogs in the forum. 】
【some.In the animation section of the forum, there are several dog monsters and dog gods. 】
[The big dog is so happy that he is in the same rank as the dog monster and dog god, and his worth is duang noble.You say that about those big monsters, Inugami, be careful. 】
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Wang Lianhua looked at the barrage with relish.
Jin Wuwang glanced at it, suddenly felt dazzled and dizzy, he couldn't help but frowned, and said, "Don't you feel dazzled?"
Wang Lianhua said: "It's okay."
Jin Wuwang said: "It turns out that Sikong Zaixing looks like this."
On the screen, the handsome young man grinned and smeared the contents of the bottle and can on his face. I don't know how he did it. After a while, he transformed into an ordinary-looking middle-aged man.
This man has a dark complexion, and with his boss Sikong Zhaixing's overly thin figure, it's no wonder that Lu Xiaofeng gave him the nickname "Monkey Spirit".
Wang Lianhua praised: "The disguise technique is exquisite, and there is no flaw in it under closer inspection."
Jin Wuwang said: "If you want to discuss the disguise technique with him, you can send a private message."
Wang Lianhua watched the number of people online break through [-], and she was in awe.
"Isn't it just stealing something? Why are these people so excited?" Wang Lianhua lightly touched the man with her arm, and said, "Do you think I should do something, such as go to the warehouse of Nanwang Mansion?"
Jin Wuwang said: "You are not famous for stealing, the effect will not be so good."
Wang Lianhua said: "Then what am I famous for?"
Jin Wuwang thought for a while and said, "Flirtatious and lustful, cruel and ruthless, greedy for life and afraid of death, sly talk?"
Wang Lianhua: "..."
The smile on Wang Lianhua's face gradually disappeared, her twinkling peach eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a dangerous and fierce light, said: "Oh? So I am such an image in the eyes of Mr. Jin."
Jin Wuwang put his big hand on the boy's head, rubbed it, and said, "I don't know what kind of image you are, Prince?"
Wang Lianhua looked like a kitten with a soft fur, squinted at him arrogantly, and said, "Say it yourself, wouldn't it be self-showing?"
Jin Wuwang said: "How can I remember that someone is very narcissistic?"
Wang Lianhua said: "How can you say narcissism, it is obviously self-confidence."
Jin Wuwang said: "Then why did you suddenly learn to be humble again?"
Wang Lianhua said: "It's more comfortable to listen to others praise yourself."
Jin Wuwang: "..."
Wang Lianhua said: "What you just said are my shortcomings, now you can talk about my strengths."
Facing the boy's expectant and praising eyes, Jin Wuwang remained silent.
Jin Wuwang didn't bother to blow rainbow farts.
That being the case, with an attitude of seeking truth from facts, he said: "You are both civil and military, and you are amazingly talented. You know astronomy from the top, and geography from the bottom. Right.[1]”
Wang Lianhua suddenly felt a little hot on her face.
Others praised him, but he was not very happy when he was proud of himself. If it were Jin Wuwang, why would his heart be beating non-stop?
Looking at the shy boy with red ears, Jin Wuwang asked, "Are you shy?"
Wang Lianhua coughed, she was that thick-skinned prince again.
He squinted at the man, and said nonchalantly, "There's nothing to be ashamed about, what you said is the truth."
Jin Wuwang opened his mouth and was about to speak, when a burst of cheers and celebrations came from the system.
【Ding!Congratulations to "Did you throw up today" smashed the easter egg and hit Shengzidan.Good luck with your continued Koi ownership. 】
Jin Wuwang: "..."
Wang Lianhua: "..."
The two were speechless.
After a long time, Wang Lianhua said, "'Did you throw up today' should be a woman."
Jin Wuwang said: "Probably."
Wang Lianhua silently clicked on the profile picture of "Did you throw up today", and the other party's information popped up instantly.
Seeing the column of age, Wang Lianhua wondered, "Over 5000 years old? The system displays an error, or is the information false?"
Jin Wuwang said: "The types are different, maybe monsters or vampire zombies."
Wang Lianhua said abruptly, "That's really old."
Jin Wuwang: "..."
When the two saw the gender column of "Did you throw up today", there was another silence.
Wang Lianhua was quite speechless, and said: "So it's a man..."
Jin Wuwang sighed, "I guess I'm going to vomit."
Wang Lianhua: "..."
This joke is quite good.
The man got the childbirth pill and became a pregnant woman, but he didn't really want to vomit.
*****
Everywhere pay attention to extravagant rooms, incense lingering.
Behind the half-rolled crystal curtain lies a charming woman.
With a "squeak", the door opened from the outside, and the cold howling wind swept into the room.
The woman rolled her eyelids lazily and charmingly, and said in a soft voice: "Hey, rare visitor. Why did my son remember to go back to mother's place?"
Wang Lianhua was embarrassed and guilty. He hadn't returned home for more than a month. Mrs. Wang complained that her son had a "daughter-in-law" and it was normal for her to forget her mother.He pursed his lips, with a flattering smile on his face, hurriedly approached Mrs. Wang, held her shoulders, and said, "Look at what you said, I'm busy looking for foreign aid."
"Looking for foreign aid?" Mrs. Wang glanced at him, winking like silk, and said with a faint smile: "Why do I feel that you are busy flirting with that boy Jin Wuwang?"
Being ridiculed by her mother like this, Wang Lianhua's smile froze, and she said, "Wuwang and I thought about it and decided to unite with other enemies in Chai Yuguan."
As soon as the topic of Chai Yuguan was mentioned, Mrs. Wang's mind was immediately attracted to her, she looked solemn, and said: "There are many enemies in Chai Yuguan, but those who can deal with him died more than ten years ago. Most of the incompetent people."
Wang Lianhua said: "Mother must be interested in the few people we contacted."
Mrs. Wang said: "Oh? Tell me about it."
Wang Lianhua said: "Shen Lang, the only descendant of King Shen Tianjun of Kyushu."
"My son actually convinced him!" Mrs. Wang's eyes lit up, and she said, "He is indeed a good helper. I thought it would take a lot of work to get him to agree to form an alliance with us. My son has handled this matter beautifully. ,Not bad."
Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "Mom, don't rush to praise me, it won't be too late to praise me after I tell someone else."
Madam Wang asked, "Who is the other person?"
Wang Lianhua said: "Bai Feifei."
"Surname Bai?" A flash of light flashed in Mrs. Wang's mind, and said, "Could it be Bai Jing's daughter?"
Wang Lianhua said: "Exactly."
Madam Wang narrowed her beautiful eyes and said, "How did you find her?"
Wang Lianhua said: "I heard that there are two delicate flowers in the house of the 'Living God of Wealth', one is like a flaming rose, and the other is like an orchid in the empty valley, so my son paid a little attention to it."
Mrs. Wang herself has a strong and domineering personality, and she will never allow her husband to mess around outside.
Chai Yuguan is a flirtatious woman who is used to loving beauties. After marrying Mrs. Wang, due to Mrs. Wang's threat of force, she dare not provoke other women casually.Probably because of this, he was too aggrieved, and he became more determined to kill Mrs. Wang.
In terms of female sex, Wang Lianhua is completely inherited from Chai Yuguan's "excellent" bloodline, and has hurt many women in her previous life.
In this life, although I have never provoked a woman again, my nature is hard to change, and I can't help flirting when I see a beautiful one.
Mrs. Wang doesn't like her husband being flirtatious, but it's okay for her son to be flirtatious.
However, Wang Lianhua had a special status, and Mrs. Wang frowned slightly, she had to say something more, "You are considered a family member, and you should control your romantic nature in the future."
Wang Lianhua said displeased: "Could it be that mother regards me as a woman with three obediences and four virtues?"
Mrs. Wang slenderly pointed at his smooth forehead, and said: "You child, why don't you understand mother's difficulties."
Wang Lianhua was confused, and said: "What is mother's difficulty?"
Mrs. Wang deliberately sneered and said: "I'm afraid that you will anger Jin Wuwang, and if he doesn't treat you well, how will you treat him?"
Wang Lianhua snorted coldly: "Will he be nice to me?"
Mrs. Wang laughed and said, "Is this why you are angry?"
Wang Lianhua arrogantly said: "I am such a perfect person, I can't find it with a lantern, and I am willing to be with Jin Wuwang. It is his blessing in three lives."
Madam Wang: "..."
As a mother, Mrs. Wang also felt that her boastful son was shameless at this moment.
She really didn't want to hear her son brag about his own rainbow fart, Madam Wang interrupted, "Where's Bai Jing?"
Wang Lianhua said: "According to the investigation, Zhu Wanwan passed away the year he adopted Bai Feifei."
Mrs. Wang smiled coldly, and said: "Chai Yuguan is a wolf-hearted thing. I don't think his own children want to put him to death until he dies."